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Dippy , in Palestinian resistance Rick and Morty

Okay but you formated your meme terribly because Rick is a bad person and people associate him with being callous and wrong

Passerby6497 , in Destroying friendship

Meanwhile in VS Code: hey, I see this Unicode symbol that’s confused for this expected symbol, would you like to replace it?

Rayspekt , in Zuckerberg meme

Also something something Sweet Baby Rays

LittleBorat2 , in Zuckerberg meme

He might b a robot from outer space and maybe even because of this, he is the least shitty of the entire bunch. Think about it.

The_Che_Banana ,

no, thank you, but no.

dependencyinjection , in Zuckerberg meme

I wonder if people are writing these things or using an AI to describe an action in the style of, I don’t know, a non-human or a robot.

If it’s the latter I’ll love to get the prompt for making these as they’re quite amusing.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

I am able to channel this voice ironically.

Sometimes, you pick up words so alien that you end up replacing the regular word, like domicile.

“Welcome to my domicile where we can refresh with our favorite inebriants and watch fellow humans engage in roughhousing with opposing humans. We can provide praise to the successors and belittle their counterparts!”

Lumidaub ,

I think it’s a bit concerning that AI has given us a gut reaction to suspect anything slightly unusual to be non-human generated.

brbposting ,

Your observation touches on a transformative shift in our perception and interaction with content in the digital age. The proliferation of advanced AI technologies, especially those capable of generating text, images, videos, and even audio, has indeed sparked a new form of skepticism among many users.

This change can have both positive and negative implications:

Positive Aspects

  1. Critical Thinking: [on and on]

I understand your concern. The increasing presence of AI-generated content online has understandably led to some wariness and skepticism, as people want to be able to distinguish between human-created and AI-generated information. However, I would caution against overgeneralizing or assuming that anything slightly unusual is necessarily non-human.

Creativity, unique perspectives, and novel ideas are not the sole domain of humans. As AI systems become more advanced, they are able to generate content that can be just as original, thought-provoking, and compelling as human-created work. [on and on]


The robots have weighed in, and they get it - but don’t be too hasty or ignore the positives!

I think OP might’ve been written by a creative writer. Wonder if we’ll still care ten years from now. Or care more…

dependencyinjection ,

So the reason I asked was more the fact I have seen two of the same templates using Zuck just today so it made me wonder if it was a new trend, rather than a role creator.

Not that I decided one way or the other how it was made.

markstos ,

Vegans already think about grilling meat in terms of charring animal carcasses.

Allero ,

Well, technically they’re not wrong

markstos ,

It’s all true. The bird muscle, the animal flesh, the carcasses and the propensity of humans to cook it so we can tolerate eat it. This is unlike obligate carnivores like our cats which enjoy ripping the flesh off the bone with their teeth and eating the bird muscle right off the fresh carcass.

Karyoplasma ,

The reason we cook meat is not that we would otherwise be unable to process the nutrients, it’s to save ourselves from getting worms and parasites. In contrast to humans, wild animals are often infested with them and if they knew how to make fire and cook, I’m sure your cat would do barbecues as well because it’s just better to not get sick.

impudentmortal ,

If this style of writing is your thing, there’s a webcomic/book by Nathan Pyle that you would like. Here’s his website if you want to check his social media.

dependencyinjection ,

This is right up my street. Thanks for sharing.

I also love cats so that’s a bonus for the first link.

10_0 , in Self-Made

That’s how generational wealth works

moshtradamus666 , in bro and bear chillin in a hot tub... we don't need no hassle!

I forgot this dude’s name but he is very cool. If you have seen a movie with a grislly bear there’s a pretty good chance it was his trained bear friend.

Kolrami ,

Is it Missi Pyle’s husband Casey Anderson?

The picture’s not too clear, but I bet there aren’t a lot of famous people that are best friends with a bear.

moshtradamus666 ,

Yep, that’s him

Cryan24 ,

Ex husband yeah, Also unfortunately Brutus the bear in the picture died in 2021.

moshtradamus666 , in Destroying friendship

That’s too evil. At my work people like to put a tape under someone’s mouse and it can be pretty funny.

Zerush OP , (edited )
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Some hairs under the lens, it gives some funny erratic moves of the pointer.

TrickDacy ,

giv’s

Wtf

Albbi ,

It’s ok, someone either put a hair under his ‘e’ key, or remapped it so that it randomly spits out ’ instead.

LittleBorat2 ,

The funny erratic movement can keep your work pc from locking up while you do nothing. It’s win win.

Lightfire228 ,

I just had this happen to me

I pulled a literal ball of pet fur out of the optical sensor

Feyr ,

If you get a post-it just right halfway over the lens, the mouse will only move in one direction!

SaltyIceteaMaker , in some people on this platform

Man im pretty socialist who lives in ex east germany with my parents actually being parz of that time and i gotta tell you, with what i hear from them, it was horrible

imnotfromkaliningrad OP ,
@imnotfromkaliningrad@lemmy.ml avatar

ahhh yes… horrible as in:

  • guaranteed housing and employment
  • a non-discriminatory education system
  • 0% unemployment
  • low taxes
  • an actually functional railway network
  • a highly developed health care system that didn’t discriminate on basis of class
  • guaranteed childcare
  • womens rights way more advanced than in western germany at the time
  • and most importantly no fascists in government

and no, i dont wanna say that there were no deficiencies, but it is rather obvious to me that it was quite the opposite of “horrible”!

also, what the hell do you mean by “pretty socialist”?

10_0 ,

A prison the size of a country is still a prison.

( www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoJ0Pih0Ssc )( How the Berlin Wall Worked )

SaltyIceteaMaker ,

Ah yes the oh so good DDR with exciting features such as

  • no freedom of movement
  • constant shortage of any goods
  • being a dictatorship
  • (contrary to your first point) a housing shortage
  • a culture so dictated by work that people had little to no free time
  • political pressure
  • control over the media
  • the fucking stasi

And what i mean by pretty socialist is: everyone gets equal opportunities no matter what race, religion, gender, political views, etc. I want that chad - who just lost all his belongings - has the same chance to live a fulfilled live as elon musk has. I abhorr the fact that there are billionaire’s or even just millionaire’s while other people have to choose between paying rent or eating, and those people not even being in the worst situation compared to others.

I want almost, but not completely, communism

SpookyGenderCommunist ,
@SpookyGenderCommunist@hexbear.net avatar

no freedom of movement

Source?

  • constant shortage of any goods

Think about why this might be, Friend. Really think hard about it. What large geopolitical things were happening at the time?

  • being a dictatorship

Yes, of the proletariat

  • (contrary to your first point) a housing shortage

Again, source? Also, wondering what you think happened before East Germany existed that might have contributed to this. Surely this changed over time

  • a culture so dictated by work that people had little to no free time

Because people working 3 jobs under capitalism have so much free time? What does this even mean?

  • political pressure

Again, what does this mean? All Political cultures and institutions exert pressures on their population… That’s how politics works.

  • control over the media

I’ll agree that the siege mentality of much of former socialism led to a lack of press freedom, which was ultimately detrimental, but again… Why might this have been?

  • the fucking stasi

Quick, name the West German secret police!


Let’s assume for a minute that everything you’ve said is entirely true. If we’re to be thoughtful about this. East Germany was a historically poorer, agrarian, region of Germany, much less industrialized, artificially lopped off from the west (not by the USSR, btw, who wanted a unified, nonaligned Germany, like the allies had done with Austria), it was heavily sanctioned, had been bombed to shit, much like the rest of Europe, but was made to pay the USSR reparations, that it wasn’t as capable of paying, as a unified Germany would have been. The USSR even dismantled entire east German factories and shipped them back to rebuild their own industrial base.

How do you expect any country to not come out of that with considerable problems?

And the GDR did have considerable problems. I think you and I would disagree on what those problems were, but in the broad strokes, that much we can agree on.

But I would contend that, even with that in mind, East Germany ended up being a much more positive socialist experiment in many respects then say, Romania, which suffered a much more severe centralization of power, and cult of personality issues, then East Germany did.

In fact, looking at the makeup of the East German Parliament and its mass organizations, there was a much greater degree of representation of various social cleavages then in some other Eastern Bloc states.

While you could say argue that this was only ‘on paper’, that really depends on what period of East German history you’re looking at, as the electoral system was altered a handful of times.

Regardless though, this was an expression of the fact that East Germany had a more open Political culture due to its institutions being establisehed as part of an intended nonaligned, unified, German state. And due to the fact that it had received the socializing effects of industrial capitalism that gave it things like an incredibly progressive Queer movement, that other Eastern Bloc states, which were formerly feudal backwaters, hadn’t developed.

Tl;Dr - this shit is a lot more complicated than listing off bullet points for “why East Germany was Evil”, That I was taught in the 7th grade.

420blazeit69 ,

Love how you counter concrete, material facts like “guaranteed housing, employment, and childcare” with fact-free scare mongering like “political pressure” and “control over the media.”

There’s never any analysis about what this shit really means. “The fucking stasi” gets thrown out there like “the boogeyman” without even a thought towards how the U.S. security state violently repressed a nationwide movement against police violence in 2020, or how right now that same security state is violently repressing people protesting the genocide we’re supplying. You’re supposed to belive the stasi is the worst thing possible without ever digging into how it functioned, and certainly without asking how it compared to other states.

imnotfromkaliningrad OP ,
@imnotfromkaliningrad@lemmy.ml avatar

im sorry but you seem to have been fed quite a few western myths about the gdr. you seem to be arguing in good faith though, so lets examine:

no freedom of movement

this is just plain wrong. tourism was possible and encouraged not only within the country, but also to fellow socialist states like czechoslovakia and hungary, as well as, albeit to a lesser extent the soviet union. such trips were enjoyed by virtually the entire population thanks to guaranteed vacation time.

constant shortage of goods

shortages were only a thing in the immediate aftermath of ww2, as well as during the 1980s. in the second case they were caused by the economic liberalization enacted at the time due to western pressure, as well as the general deterioration of conditions in the eastern block at the time, which happened for similar reasons. during the late 60s and 70s per capita consumption was more or less equal to the west.

being a dictatorship

every state is necessarily a dictatorship, as this is important for class preservation. just as liberal states will mercilessly crush revolutionary elements, so must socialist societies crush counterrevolutionary ones. please read engels on authority to understand this point better. it is a short read and very eye opening.

a housing shortage

any source on this claim? the only periods i can imagine this to be the case is in the beginning due to war era destruction and the end due to crisis.

a culture so dictated by work that people had little to no free time

this is in fact a valid point. a solution for this could have been found within the socialist system though.

political pressure

already answered previously in the point about “dictatorship”.

control over the media

“All over the world, wherever there are capitalists, freedom of the press means freedom to buy up newspapers, to buy writers, to bribe, buy and fake “public opinion” for the benefit of the bourgeoisie.”

– v. i. lenin

the fucking stasi

the mfs was necessary due to the constant threat of counterrevolution going out from west germany. but its reach and capabilities are much overblown in western propaganda nowadays. in fact, the east spent much less on its intelligence apparatus than the frg while still managing to have a lower crime rate.

the goals you stated are extremely noble and i do in fact agree with every single one of them. you are being idealist though, which means that you absolutely need to read theory, especially lenin. a good reading list can be found here. if you would educate yourself properly you could become a great contribution to the communist movement.

apotheotic ,

“Every state is necessarily a dictatorship” good gracious me what a horrifying sentiment

imnotfromkaliningrad OP ,
@imnotfromkaliningrad@lemmy.ml avatar

why? thats just a fact. a liberal state is the dictatorship of the bourgeoisie, while a socialist state is the dictatorship of the proletariat.

apotheotic ,

Or, you know, we could not have a dictatorship. Granted, pretty much every large country in the world is struggling with that step right now.

imnotfromkaliningrad OP ,
@imnotfromkaliningrad@lemmy.ml avatar

thats exactly what the dictatorship of the proletariat is for! after the exploiting classes are eliminated, the state will wither away, leaving a classless society, aka communism. this takes much time though.

Wolfman86 ,

Many capitalist countries have a lot of that now.

SaltyIceteaMaker ,

The problem isn’t capitalism or communism but people that exploit thos systems

Wolfman86 ,

I dont think capitalism is being exploited. I think its doing exactly what it was designed to do.

mindbleach ,

But when the same things happen under other systems, that’s different.

Valmond ,

Good luck getting any of that like healthcare or housing without bribing. Or buying tampons in a shop lol.

Are you 13 years old or just trolling? No one can be that brain washed.

imnotfromkaliningrad OP ,
@imnotfromkaliningrad@lemmy.ml avatar

why are reactionaries always assuming that their opponents are children? only because you are a teenager living within the imperial core, consuming nothing but nato propaganda, you shouldnt assume that everyone else is an equivalent.

Sidhean ,

No. it’s just an immature position

imnotfromkaliningrad OP ,
@imnotfromkaliningrad@lemmy.ml avatar

in order to appreciate socialism, one must have studied capitalism. yet you liberals are so smug, having studied neither.

dubyakay ,

This is bullshit. I will refute most of your points as someone who has lived in Socialist Hungary before the iron curtain.

  1. Housing was not guaranteed. You were assigned lodging based on need. If you had no children, you were staying with your parents and two siblings in the 1BR apartment. Once you got a kid, if you were a young couple, you got an apartment with an elderly in it, that you had to take care of along with your new born, until their death. After that the apartment would be yours. To overcome the shortages of housing, the government invested into building temporary housing called panel buildings. They were not meant to last for more than twenty years.
  2. Education was discriminatory in the sense that those favoured by the party got a pass. You have long hair? Your dad had long hair? You are a Gypsy? Yeah sure, you can pass elementary grade 8, but you sure as hell won’t be allowed to go into a four-year highschool for your profession and graduation . Best you could hope for is a 2 year middle school for a manual labour job (szakmunkásképző). If at all. Often it’s off to the fields for you to work at the communal fields.
  3. 0% unemployment because if you are unemployed you go to prison. Off to the fields or else!
  4. Sales tax (VAT) has been 25% even before 1988
  5. The railway system the country has was all built before the second world war. It got maintained during socialism, but the best they could do was put train drivers on concession show trials and execute them when accidents happened instead of actually improving the system. To this day the max speed on these rail lines is 120kmph and many of the smaller lines are falling into disrepair and unelectrified.
  6. Healthcare was universal, however it was not highly developed nor without discrimination. What was true for education was also true here. You better be a good party member or else. If you were lucky, you had a relative working in healthcare to skip waiting lines (I’ve benefited of this a lot)
  7. This one was a given. Although you still had to pay for meals for your kid at the daycare. But the times were also different back then. Those responsible for child care were not necessarily professionals and hitting children if they had misbehaved was still a thing.
  8. I don’t think this had a measurable comparison in any way. How do you draw comparisons?
  9. Ahh yes, how nice. Went from nazi dictatorship to literal Russia planted dictatorships in both East Germany and Hungary ('56).
Tiltinyall ,

My family escaped to West Germany shortly after the war. They escaped starvation and joblessness. You are wrong.

imnotfromkaliningrad OP ,
@imnotfromkaliningrad@lemmy.ml avatar

so all youre telling me that after the county was almost completely destroyed during ww2, the situation was dire? no fucking shit, sherlock.

Tiltinyall ,

And much more so than the Allied controlled western side, hence the escape genuis.

irmoz ,

An actually ideologically socialist government wouldn’t have made them feel the need to flee, and would have done better picking up the pieces

Tnaeriv ,

Standard tankie tactic of telling people that literally lived under Soviet regime that they’re wrong about their own experience. Stfu man

mindbleach ,

… would you be happy in prison, on the basis that there’s food and housing and you can take correspondence courses?

  • and most importantly no fascists in government

Like it matters what color the Secret Police’s armbands are. But hey, your kids will be taken care of! Even if… something happens to you.

Bakzik ,
@Bakzik@hexbear.net avatar

“Throughout Eastern Europe and the former USSR, many people grudgingly admitted that conditions were better under communism (New York Times, 3/30/95). Pro-capitalist Angela Stent, of George- town University, allows that “most people are worse off than they were under Communism . . . . The quality of life has deteriorated with the spread of crime and the disappearance of the social safety net” (New York Times, 12/20/93). An East German steelworker is quoted as saying “I do not know if there is a future for me, and I’m not too hopeful. The fact is, I lived better under Communism” (New York Times, 3/3/91). An elderly Polish woman, reduced to one Red Cross meal a day: “I´m not Red but I have to say life for poor people was better before … Now things are good for businessmen but not for us poor” (New York Times, 3/17/91). One East German woman commented that the West German womens movement was only beginning to fight for “what we already had here… We took it for granted because of the socialist system. Now we realize what we [lost]” (Los Angeles Times, 8/6/91).” Michael Parenti - “Blackshirts and Reds: Rational Fascism and the Overthrow of Communism”.

parenti

420blazeit69 ,

See also:

A new book by Kristen Ghodsee, an anthropologist at the University of Pennsylvania, argues that women have better sex under socialism.

If that sounds strange to you, consider this: A survey of East and West Germans after reunification in 1990 found that Eastern women (the socialist side of Germany during the Cold War) had twice as many orgasms as Western women.

What in the world accounts for such a wide gap?

According to Ghodsee, it’s about social safety nets. If, she argues, you build a society that supports women and doesn’t punish them for having children or devalue their labor, it turns out they’ll be happier and have better sex.

But it doesn’t matter how many studies or surveys or policy differences you point to – some guy always has an old relative whose story outweighs everything.

pingveno ,

What exactly are these quotes supposed to prove? This was what, a few months or a few years after reunification? Any social change that large is going to cause some turbulence. And of course Parenti has an agenda, so he wouldn’t include someone lauding their new experience.

PainInTheAES , in Zuckerberg meme

Fellow humans should I finish the bird muscle with a saccharine concoction, an overfermented grape extract concoction, or a ground plant concoction from the geographic region of Carolina? I know us fellow humans frequently debate the proper and just pairing of concoction and flesh.

EchoCT , in Palestinian resistance Rick and Morty

How many civilians have the Zionists murdered in the last 8 months alone?

Confidant6198 OP ,

This is an anti-Zionist meme

FrostyCaveman , in Another Zuckerberg meme

“towing my dog with a rope” loool

pyre ,

that made me cry laugh

reddit_sux , in Destroying friendship

Would be cooler if u do it in C

Railison , in Zuckerberg meme

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Aurenkin , in Self-Made

The whole concept of the self‑made man or woman is a myth

  • Arnold Schwarzenegger
refalo ,

what do you mean by that?

KoboldCoterie ,
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