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dephyre , in It's honestly impressive how many areas they negatively affect
@dephyre@lemmy.world avatar

We talking about Tyson dumping 18.5 billion gallons of contaminated wastewater in 2022?

This toxic stew includes animal parts and byproducts like blood and feces, pathogens like E. coli and Enterococcus, and nitrogen and phosphorus that can deplete oxygen in bodies of water.

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itsgroundhogdayagain , in Last one, i've been farming Ai for memes but last one with lore

I’m kinda surprised he isn’t bound by some sort of NDA.

can ,

AI told him he could ignore it.

BakerBagel ,

So excited for AI written TOS that are just around the corner.

drcobaltjedi ,

I was just talking to my friend anf his job is going to use AI to parse contracts to understand who is Liable for X, whose responsibility is Y, etc.

So yeah no we’re close.

LwL ,

Can’t wait for that one to go horribly wrong.

KISSmyOSFeddit ,

So not only is no one reading the TOS, soon no one will be writing them either.

mkwt ,

These are all general opinion statements. There aren’t any verifiable facts like, “on this date at a meeting with x we discussed how AI project y is myopic and non-user-centered.”

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

Every tech company I worked at, NDAs were a doc to not share code or research discoveries.

EnderMB ,

Some companies have you sign things after leaving.

Obviously, when you start laying people off, or do stupid shit like stack ranking, some people are going to walk out and just blab about all the dumb shit your employer does/did - and they’re heroes for doing so.

pearsaltchocolatebar ,

NDAs are usually signed when you’re hired, not when you leave.

EnderMB ,

I think that Amazon and Meta (where this is a known practice) do both. I’ve not signed anything in tech that stops me talking about internal company practices or any work that might have resulted in “voluntary” dismissal, but others in these companies that do the Jack Walsh thing and fire their employees do…

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

What are they gonna do if you refuse to sign? Fire you?

If this guy voluntarily left, then he wasn’t getting a severance package that they could withhold (and on that note, this is a good reason to include involuntary severence in your employment contract, if you can negotiate it).

EnderMB ,

For many, it’s the severance offered that makes them sign. If you’re about to lose your job, a few months pay, and free relocation back home if your visa is due to be cancelled is likely enough to make you sign something.

I’m not condoning it, at all. I think the practice is fucking disgusting, and have seen it wreck lives, but it’s a reality in many tech companies, including Google under Sundar.

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

But they’re not gonna offer severence to someone who quits, right?

The wording made it sound like he quit rather than got laid off.

EnderMB ,

My understanding is that while you’re 100% being terminated (and are ineligible for rehire) what you sign indicates that you’re actually volunteering to resign.

For more info on it, look up Amazon’s Focus and Pivot programs.

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

Laws will differ in different places, but I’m familiar with 3 categories of terminations:

  1. With cause (firing)
  2. Without cause (layoff)
  3. Voluntary (quitting)

When someone is terminated with cause or quits, they are not entitled to severance and they do not collect unemployment insurance. When someone is laid off, the employer is obligated to pay a severence package.

The Amazon focus and pivot program is interesting. That definitely looks like they’re bribing low performers to quit, and I smell an ulterior motive. Maybe it’s to get them to sign an NDA but I feel like it’s to avoid wrongful dismissed lawsuits. Although I suppose why not both?

ako946659663 , in Dunes vs Star Wars

Wow. A legit /MurderedByWords. Very rare even on reddit.

Feathercrown , in Here's Proof that Earth is flat

They are actually built like that, but they have a built-in projector that makes them appear flat to an outside observer. When they crash the projector usually breaks, which is why they then look bent.

DNOS ,

I think he has bent eyes cars to me look like that …

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

see i knew round earthers were hiding something don’t believe the rest of the government propaganda in this thread.

DaddleDew , in That's Microsoft for ya

Big dumb corporation doing big dumb corporation stuff. It’s so big it can’t behave coherently anymore. But it’s also so big that it acts like a black hole that sucks all the money towards itself regardless of how stupid, unproductive and wasteful it is being.

CitizenKong ,

Also screw long term profitability, make the graph quickly go up by firing people to get your bonus, by the time it comes back to really bite the company in the ass, you will have golden-parachuted away already.

iAvicenna , in Please be satire
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

are you really vacationing if there is no one to witness it

Godnroc ,

Only if you’re doing it right. Witnesses are a problem.

Wait, did you say vacation?

expatriado ,

you are both vacationing and not vacationing until is observed

casmael ,

The problem with trying to observe a vacation is the amount of light involved. Experiments have shown that applying the necessary amount of light to render the vacation observable often results in the whole thing being called off anyway.

Klear ,

The need for vacation within a closed system always goes up.

TotalFat ,

Two for one you sly devil you! Niiice!

Threeme2189 ,

If you’re on the beach do you get Schrödinger’s tan?

iAvicenna ,
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

you can not measure the location and the speed of your vacation at the same time with high precision

explodicle ,

I volunteer to witness vacations if anyone needs help.

Vilian , in saving lives is hot

…getting black out is cute?

HonkTonkWoman , (edited )

I mean… dunno about you, but I look my best with that sweet patina of sweat glistening on my forehead, a drop of drool meandering towards my chin, and a hot load in my drawers.

I may not remember some nights, but I rest easy knowing that I’m a damn fine lookin drunk. Too much booze also makes me smell amazing.

Oh, and I’m a great drunk cook too. You can absolutely trust me with that knife.

thefartographer ,

Is that how you got the nickname Half-Pinky-Shit-Pants-Low-Blood-Drunk-Ass-Sally? I always wondered what the subtle inside joke was

HonkTonkWoman ,

Nah, I got that nickname from my preacher one Sunday after church.

ryannathans ,

God yeah lemme hold her hair while she yaks up dinner

lugal , in As if we need another reason to switch to GNU/Linux

Linux isn’t even on the list but neither is mac. Makes you think

chayleaf ,

because killing birds isn’t a task of the kernel, it’s the task of a userspace utility part of the coreutils

Sonotsugipaa ,
@Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

The one for appending files to the standard output, or the one for murdering unresponsive children?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

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bdonvr ,

UNIX-like superiority

melpomenesclevage ,

Mac is also Unix based. Doesn’t kill many birds.

NateNate60 , in The three faces of the fediverse

Are any of these accounts legitimate?

lugal ,

The last one has the verification symbol

No seriously, I the the first is his real account and the second is a Twitter clone

tja ,
@tja@sh.itjust.works avatar

The Twitter clone is just copying his tweets from Twitter. So you can be relatively sure, that the content is also real.

twei ,

would be really fucking funny tho if they just posted some fake tweets from time to time

knorke3 ,

ah, yes: salting for improved security, i’ve heard that before!

bjoern_tantau ,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

As can be clearly seen by the legitimacy indication hyper checkmark super check, only the last one is legit.

Dirk ,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

breed me daddy Biden uwu~”?

jaybone ,

I hope you are all happy with yourselves.

Dirk ,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

Aren’t we all constantly unhappy with ourselves anyways?

tpyoman ,

I know I am.

thesporkeffect ,

No, it’s the other way around

EnderMB , in Pokemon - US Edition

Someone should make a ROM hack where Pokémon centres charge a game-world fee equivalent to what a person would pay for healthcare for serious injuries in the US, with insurance and loan sharks.

Hello_there ,

Do the rom hack right.

  • Toll roads everywhere. Paid each time you enter.
  • Pokemart is a monopoly and gouges you.
  • Arceusism is the state religion and others are barely tolerated.
  • Gyms are privatized and cost per attempt.
  • Pokemon sweatshops.
  • PC access is a freemiun model where you get the first 5 for free, but beyond that you have to pay for Pokestorage+ and pay monthly. Also pokes come out hating you so pretty sure they getting abused. And occasionally pokes get lost.
SkybreakerEngineer ,

Cost per attempt? Gyms require an annual membership fee, and good luck ever canceling

besbin ,

The fee is just to “challenge” the gym master for your badge. You still have to pay the subscription to even get into the door.

shinratdr ,
@shinratdr@lemmy.ca avatar

Pokémon Sweatshops

I think that was literally a plot point in one of the earlier games or anime? That one will be easy to adapt, just make Team Rocket the heroes for being shrewd businesspeople and you the villain for daring to question the will of the free market.

Hello_there ,

And all the rocket goons are just police protecting the capitalists

Scubus ,

Some of your items no longer function as the company that makes them went out of business

CooperRedArmyDog ,

Dont forget its a defacto state religion not dejure … just to make it more infurating

Sharkictus ,

In fact where it is dejure religion, nobody actually follows it or believes it.

MisterD ,

Make it so that you can appeal the results of battles

EvolvedTurtle ,

Wait That last one is just Pokemon home lmao

httperror418 ,

I read the end part there as Bender “with blackjack and hookers”

SteefLem , in proof
@SteefLem@lemmy.world avatar

Once had a defective led lightbulb and they asked for a picture of it not working… ???

Anticorp ,

It’s just an attempt to put the requirement for action back on you. They’re hoping you’ll get busy and forget about it, or not have a camera, or anything else that’ll stop the claim.

SteefLem ,
@SteefLem@lemmy.world avatar

Forget about it?? That question was so stupid i did it immediately. Picture of a lightbulb not working…haha… ok…here

Anticorp ,
SteefLem ,
@SteefLem@lemmy.world avatar

Well it was basically that

Wereduck ,

Have you tried screwing it into a socket?

Zerush , in Windows vs Linux
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Crap games apart (LOL is a good name for it), the only reason because Windows is better for games is that most games in the market are Windows only, no other reasons. But this is currently changing with more and more games also for Linux. Worst gaming platform is still Apple.

Anyway, at least

https://file.coffee/u/pi2qRXoq4jyD9EPcbYTVe.jpg

Venator ,

And the reason a lot of games are made for windows: nvidia helps companies with testing and development support, but funnily enough they help with testing nvidia hardware, and only on Windows.

I guess they only do Windows to try to keeo development costs of the drivers down? But I’m not sure.

riskable ,
@riskable@programming.dev avatar

They’ll help you develop and test your AI stuff on Linux but not Windows (I don’t think… Completely different team of engineers).

I’m wondering what will happen when loads of games have built-in generative AI… Will these two paths finally cross and finally give us Linux folks Nvidia (graphics) drivers that are actually good? 🤔

Zerush , (edited )
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Not entirely correct, the simple reason is called “money”. Windows is by far the most used platform in the world, because of this also the most potential users of the gaming industry. Linux has almost 100 different distros and much of these don’t accept other than opensource apps in its repository and only very few modern games are (2?..3?), there isn’t much more than FPS and arena shooters with graphics of 20 years ago, side scrollers and other with pixelgraphics, crappy RPG 2 D or with isometric view, few exceptions apart, like the above mencioned The Dark Mod, despite that it isn’t full OpenSource because of some non-free art assets which included and for this is tecnically only freeware and for sure for this, not in most of the repositories. Making games is a lot of work and there are not much idealistic game devs out there which will make a modern game for buy me a coffee. That is the main problem because Windows is still the best platform for games and not for tecnical reasons.

hemko ,

There’s FOSS* client for Oldschool Runescape, called Runelite ;)

*some proprietary blobs because Jamflex didn’t like that RL devs were providing source code for the reverse engineered bits from the official java client

Zerush ,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Yes, there are some FOSS clients for games, but like in FreeDoom and others, they need the original gamefiles to work. Apart, none of the FOSS games have graphics which are up-to date for modern PC, because of this the mencioned The Dark Mod is an excepcion, it’s not a client or front end, but a standalone game, in quality and graphics similar to current commercial games.

Omega_Haxors ,

If I ever get off my ass and make that game I am going to rub my nipples and respond every time a mac user sends in a support ticket asking why their game isn’t working with “because it’s a mac”

DestroyMegacorps ,

Also shout out to valve for making more windows games run on linux via proton

Th4tGuyII , in until we meet again!
@Th4tGuyII@kbin.social avatar

We're always told the people at the bottom rung of society, the people doing "entry level" jobs just need to work harder and harder to earn a proper living...

But how does that work really? Unlike a lot of high level jobs, none of these jobs just exist for the sake of existing, most of these "entry level" jobs are essential to society (we saw that much during the pandemic).

Somebody has to do them or society just doesn't work, so don't the people doing these literally essential jobs deserve to be paid a fair living wage? They're working just as hard as the people above them, yet they're paid peanuts in comparison

ironhydroxide ,

I would say most of them are working harder than the people above them.

veni_vedi_veni ,

Ain’t that the truth.

Id never worked harder than when I was working retail as a HS student. And the worst part is interacting with assholes who thought you were beneath them, which I think it’s what this meme underlines.

was lucky to be well off to get an education which provided a way to land a cushy SW job. Mentally stressful at times sure, but I didn’t have to take shit from somebody and worry if I could afford my next meal. And I see the same ego on the other side here, where people sneer or condescend towards min wage workers.

So many things we take for granted are just down to luck, or lack thereof.

Now I don’t know how it would feel to be wealthy. Where money ceases to be something you need to think about on a day to day basis, but I think that’s when it just becomes a status symbol, and you have to make more only because the Jones bought their 4th yacht, so of course you can’t be seen with less than that! It never ends, and that’s why I think rich-ass capitalists can never have enough, because in their mind the competition never ends and no amount is ever enough.

cobra89 ,

They’re working just as hard as the people above them

Woah woah woah, let’s not get out of hand here. We all know they’re working way harder than the people above them.

CooperRedArmyDog ,

only one way… come on lets not do flattery to the capitalist class here

Arcturus , (edited ) in There sure are a lot of them

The hardest part of establishing a socialist state isn’t dealing with material conditions… it’s dealing with the US constantly trying to overthrow it even if you’re on the other side of the planet.

scottmeme , in This causes me psychogenic pain to look at.

-3/10 bad fork

caseyweederman ,

Bad fork,

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