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queermunist , in Teachers don't understand
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They’re training you to only go to the bathroom during breaks at work.

Kolanaki ,
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My bladder and colon are shy unless I am pissing/shitting on someone else’s time.

SyJ ,

Sentences that should have stopped one word earlier

VikingHippie , (edited )

Technically a word, a letter and an apostrophe, but I’ll allow it.

illectrility ,

What about the space?

VikingHippie ,

It can stay as long as it promises to behave.

WarmSoda ,

Time and a half shits on Sundays is great

Gormadt ,
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A few years back I was working on Memorial Day getting paid my holiday pay (8 hours pay to stay home) plus time and a half for working on a day I’d normally not.

That 2.5x pay to take a shit was so satisfying.

WarmSoda ,

Shittin the Dream right there. Nice

Gormadt ,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

10/10 would do it again

Rooty ,

I take bathroom breaks whenever I like it at work. School is the only place where you have to have o
permission from an authority figure to relieve yourself. Abolish kid prisons.

queermunist ,
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I work on a production line - in order to take a bathroom break I need someone to break me out and cover for me.

And due to the so-called labor shortage, we’re always short staffed and there’s never anyone available.

Oh say can you seeeee~!

WarmSoda ,

Fuck that. You gotta go you gotta go. I worked in a warehouse that tried that, too. No one stopped me from going anytime. They’d grumble about it, but I’d just ask them where they’ve been after they use the bathroom.

Stories change pretty quick when you turn it on them.

Also, jobs that try to pull that stuff aren’t worth it.

queermunist ,
@queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

Yeah, but there’s this big fucking LCD screen that shows my specific work station’s productivity so I can be tracked second by second and part by part and it’s displayed for everyone to see. My brain worms tell me I have to have green numbers or they’ll kill me (i.e. fire me)

ElmiHalt ,

You need to help yourself if you’re for real

queermunist ,
@queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s probably just catastrophizing. My brain jumps to the worst possible conclusion - if I get fired I won’t be able to find a job that pays well enough to keep my trailer and then I’ll be homeless, etc. And then I’m a sobbing wreck as I work myself into a panic attack, as one does.

Hupf ,

Noone wants to pee anymore

VikingHippie ,

Pretty sure you mean

🎵 Oh say can I pee? My bladder is tight. Soon my bladder will fail lest the urine starts streaming!🎵

potopato ,

When I worked as a waiter I could only take a bathroom break if another waiter could cover me.

MBM , in See?? I'm supporting togetherness

This is like the rolling coal of meat eating. I hoped we were better than this

kameecoding ,

fossil fuels need to be phased out completely.

meat eating doesn’t, it can be part of sustainable gardening.

but yeah the anti-vegan circlejerk is stupid, who gives a shit what you eat

max ,

The animals that are being eaten, presumably

Twelve20two ,

Would chickens really know tho?

chetradley ,

Is that the metric then? If you don’t know you’re going to be killed, it’s ok to kill you?

bufordt ,
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I don’t know what the metric is, but chickens wouldn’t exist without us eating them. So from a species standpoint they need us to keep eating them. From a humane standpoint it’s probably cruel to keep the species alive.

chetradley ,

Agreed. The chicken’s closest natural ancestor, the red jungle fowl, would continue to live in the wild. Unlike modern chickens, they only lay around once a month (as opposed to upwards of once a day), and they aren’t bred to be excessively large to the point that many can’t even walk properly. It would definitely be more humane to let these human made species go extinct.

Twelve20two ,

If a life form alien to me was going to suddenly, randomly (from my perspective) kill me to use me as food, I don’t think I would necessarily mind because I had no idea it was going to happen. If I lived my entire life in fear that I could be killed at any moment, I’d be less ok with it.

I guess what I was going for was that trying to compare a chicken’s understanding of mortality to our own isn’t a compelling argument to me. I think the simple fact that they’re alive and deserve to be treated with dignity is a better argument.

kameecoding ,

what about you killing my beloved tomatoes?

teuniac_ ,

The world is burning. Meat has got to go, just like short holidays by plane. And of course a whole bunch of other things. There is very little room to bargain here as we’re way behind on our targets.

who gives a shit what you eat

We all should because we share this planet. You should judge a friend who eats steak frequently the same as someone who once in a while chops down a bit of rainforest. The consequences are the same.

kameecoding ,

you are an extremist mate, chickens in you backyard helping keep your garden clean won’t end the planet

GBU_28 ,

Who’s we? Don’t associate with anyone

Feathercrown , in Gen Alpha will elect MrBeast president and there's nothing you can do to stop it

I would take Mr. Beast over a lot of presidential candidates tbh

UnderpantsWeevil ,
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So many people would vote for him or not entirely based on his party affiliation.

Feathercrown ,

No way he’d run without being independent

UnderpantsWeevil ,
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You need the party apparatus to campaign for you at the local level. No way to win a state without that.

Feathercrown ,

I never said he’d win :P

PeriodicallyPedantic , in What, no apologies? Yeah, figured so

Today in things that never happened: whatever the fuck this post is.

Nobody liked Biden.
Did you get offended because someone argued for critical support in the absence of choice??? You’re acting like a butthurt baby.

SuddenDownpour OP ,

If you genuinely think this didn’t happen, you haven’t been paying attention during the last month. Like there haven’t been hundreds of people doing this shit:

sh.itjust.works/comment/12559334

At this point i feels like it’s all republican trying to do a psyop telling people not to vote.

In response to a fucking meme stating a reasonable concern, which honestly is pretty telling of the mental state of some people. This is just an example I could google from memory, but this behavior has been rampant.

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

You’re confusing a fear of voter disenfranchisement with uncritical support.

iiGxC ,

Nah people would get fucking pissed if you said you didn’t like biden. I’ve seen lots of pretty standard anti-biden (not the genocide joe trolls, those deserve the hate imo) comments get blasted, and to avoid it you had to write a whole disclaimer about how you’re still going to vote against trump before you could get to the criticism of biden, or even just saying you think he should drop out. And if you thought he should drop out you had better have had a replacement in mind too

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

IMO people are seeing a fear of even more disenfranchisement, and confusing it with uncritical support.

idiomaddict ,

Tbh, I’ve been restraining myself from calling him genocide joe, exclusively because I didn’t want to drive people away from voting. Now I can acknowledge that I suspect even W would have been more assertive about Palestinian aid than Biden was without feeling like I’m bringing on a president who would be even worse.

Cowbee ,
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

Nobody liked Biden.

Quick, someone inform Lemmy.world and sh.itjust.works that they actually didn’t think Biden was the most progressive president in history after all.

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

that bar is so low it might actually be possible.
Still a garbage conservative, but amongst other garbage conservatives.

Cowbee ,
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Even then, that needs to be compared to Presidents like FDR.

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

It also depends on if you mean progressive relative to the times vs progressive on a direct platform comparison.

Even the most progressive historical presidents were disgustingly conservative compared to today, in many aspects.

Cowbee ,
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It’s usually more sensible to analyze historical context, as everything is a product of its time and conditions.

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

Maybe for academic purposes.
But from a more “absolute” perspective, it still means he’d be making progress, just not as much as we’d like (although personally I’m not convinced of that).

Cowbee ,
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What is “progress?” I wouldn’t consider Biden to be making progress if the overall trend is still negative, and the root cause isn’t being addressed. To be somewhat fair, I don’t believe the Democrats can do what needs to be done while maintaining their position, similar to what is happening to the Labor Party in the UK from its conception to now.

Historical progress is relevant because it is a good indicator of what people were fighting for and against. The French Revolution was progressive against the Monarchy, even if the resulting French society would not be considered progressive today.

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

I agree with you, but I’m not sure that’s a reflection of what people mean when they’re supporting Biden.

AVincentInSpace ,

Ugh, put your straw man away. Show me one single .world user who thought that.

Cowbee , (edited )
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“Joe Biden has led the most progressive Administration in the nation’s history, investing in social justice, environmental programs, curtailing abuses by corporations and predatory institutions, stood with workers (both on the picket line and in the halls of government), developed initiatives and instituted policies to combat racial injustice, staved off a nuclear power’s assault on a weaker neighbor, overseen the largest growth in real wages in over a half century, passed keystone legislation which committed the largest investment ever into green policies and programs while also committing the largest investment ever into revitalizing the nation’s infrastructure, put more federal judges on the bench in his first term than the last two presidents combined, weathered the highest levels of inflation in generations so well that US fared markedly better than peer nations, guided the economy through that inflationary period without the need for a Volcker Shock, expanded trans rights in every corner of the federal government, oversaw the largest reduction in childhood poverty in the nation’s history, reduced pharmaceutical prices for Medicare users by over 20% on average and brought the cost of insulin down to less than $30, and that’s just off the top of my head.

It’s trendy for the terminally online to knock Biden, but he’s gotten more done in three years than any President in recent history has in eight. I’m not ceding this ground to low-information voters like the commenters here seem to perpetually be. I’m excited to vote for the President who has achieved more leftist goals in three years than any other American elected official has over their entire career.”

lemmy.world/comment/9431889

Do I win a prize now? Or do I just get crickets when you knew quite well that people over there have been strongly and actively supporting Biden himself, not just voting against Trump, even after genocide began?

Cowbee , in Because that's how it works, right?
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Thinking money trickles down is like thinking waterfalls flow upward, against gravity.

idunnololz ,
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Oh so money is like salmon

dch82 ,

where something like 0.01% complete the lifecycle from egg to reproduction or reach the bottom

MinusPi , in traumatized

My single biggest disappointment with Lemmy is that they didn’t fix the glaring NSFW/NSFL issue.

Andrew15_5 ,
@Andrew15_5@mander.xyz avatar

What do you mean?

Lightfire228 ,

NSFL (Not Safe For Life) typically means stuff like gruesome injuries, blood and gore, or possibly fatalities

Which is different from NSFW, because sometimes you want to hear a dirty joke, bit you could do without seeing the aftermath of a Meat Crayon

Andrew15_5 ,
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So the issue is that there is only NSFW label and no NSFL label?

Lightfire228 ,
Andrew15_5 ,
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OK, now I know. But I mean, it’s just not there yet: github.com/LemmyNet/lemmy/issues/317. Everyone would have to wait for it.

Zoot ,
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Tags/Flair isn’t Nsfw/Nsfl. Tags could be tedious yes, but a seperate checkmark or a seperate toggle for simply NSFL should have been made from the get go.

Andrew15_5 ,
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Well, that can’t be changed now. People discuss NSFL in there, but I don’t know what will be the rustler of it. Maybe it will be NSFW + NSFL tag. You can always create a new issue demanding NSFL to be treated as a special tag.

Zoot ,
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Its not a tag. It’s an option. You can even filter out all nsfw posts already.

Andrew15_5 ,
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That’s my point. It still feels like a tag anyway, but a very special one. Option feels not very specific, so I used “special tag”.

Landless2029 ,

I thought NSFL stood for not safe for lunch.

hperrin , in Citroën did it better

I have never understood whenever some reporter calls it a “futuristic” truck. It’s not futuristic, it literally looks like the 80s. It’s retro.

Toribor ,
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It’s trying to be retrofuturistic but it has no real style or flow so it just looks like a cube.

DmMacniel , in But who of you remembers the Geneva Convention
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context?

Mango ,

Also, context for the original image? I gotta know what’s driving this guy to comic levels of facial distortion.

Sonotsugipaa ,

Blowing off some steam after playing Mass Effect Andromeda without post-launch patches

Zagorath ,
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He’s a soccer player and he disagrees with the ref’s decision. What more context do you need?

Soccer players are infamously fucking divas.

Mango ,

I guess that’s why his mouth has reach such a circumference. I know a thing or two about reaming and it ain’t fast. It takes practice.

ChicoSuave ,

It’s his years of carp cosplay.

9point6 ,

That’s Erling Haaland, his face is generally in a state of comic distortion

Boxscape , in Later virgins
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Sanctus , in The older I get, the less I pretend to care
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Babies are not for everyone. Contrary to popular belief. Just because we can make them doesn’t mean we should all have one.

ArmoredThirteen ,

I’d 100% ruin a kid’s life and my own if I had to take care of one full time. They’re not for me I’ve always known that. I’m much better suited for being the cool aunt

Retrograde ,
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Cool aunts are just as important

Cyanogenmon , in Flat to not flat
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Aye it’s the humanity problem.

Surrounding yourself with people that believe nonsense only reinforces the idea; it really plays into our necessity of “group”.

Gotta give props to the guy for getting out of the cycle.

confluence ,

And for trying to pull the group along, as futile as it may be.

CaptainEffort , in Think about it

I haven’t played Minecraft in ages so it actually took me a bit to see the Piglin as a Piglin and not an anime girl

eeltech , in I go out of my way to not crap at work.

You’re doing it wrong! Nothing better than getting paid to poop!

jeffgeerling.com/…/elmo-boss-makes-a-dollar.gif

EtherWhack ,
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That gif is when you are trying to get out a fat log after being constipated for a week.

materia ,

Wait, what. Why is this gif hosted on Jeff Geerling’s site of all places?

eeltech ,

What, you don’t think he poops too?

AeonFelis ,
psud ,

That guy pretends he was fired and sued for sharing that meme. He was neither. He was told off, got butt hurt and stopped going to work, got fired for not going to work, lied about being fired for the meme and got sued for the lie

PopcornPrincess ,

Boss makes a dollar. I make a dime.

That’s why I poop on company time.

DragonTypeWyvern , in Never forget what they took from us...

Friends don’t let friends play League of Legends

grandkaiser ,

That’s why I play DotA 😎

(Yes, this is a cry for help)

can , in favoring meme, please
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