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mindbleach , in Delete it.

What the fuck did Elon buy, at this point?

He fired the employees.

He threw out the code.

He yanked plugs on the physical servers.

He forgot to pay for the virtual servers.

He started rent protest for the office space.

He deleted the brand the way Malcolm X deleted his surname.

If he’d just started a Twitter competitor, with blackjack and doxxing, the only difference would be that Twitter was a bit quieter.

If he’d bought Twitter, the hellsite, and then burned it to the ground as a weird flex, the only difference would be slightly more people using Mastodon.

And in both cases nobody would know he’s a complete crybaby. We’d just harbor strong suspicions.

MajinBlayze ,

He bought the customer base

mindbleach ,

Less of it every day.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

And is now doing everything he can to drive them away.

planish ,

What a great example of why one should not be allowed to buy communities.

gamey ,
@gamey@feddit.rocks avatar

Imahine buying Twitter for it’s community! :D

Kalothar ,

Basically Elon wants to clone WeChat, Chinas all in one app. He could have started from scratch and had an uphill battle with Twitter as the largest competing company or do this instead.

His PR was already getting shitty before buying Twitter, so he pivoted with his rich boy money like always.

He purchased it , destroying it as a competitor for his X website. He gave X recognition immediately as a platform, and hoping that he retains the partial user base of Twitter as the initial backbone for the app he wanted to build in the first place.

Because that’s what fascists do, delete competition

Holzkohlen ,

But he could have done that without being a complete idiot and not scare away users like myself. Not very smart, is he?

MisterFrog ,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not facism, that’s just regular ol’ capitalism 👍

funkless_eck ,

Pam Beesley: they’re the same picture

astronaut: they’re the same picture?

astronaut with a gun: always have been

salient_one ,
@salient_one@lemmy.villa-straylight.social avatar

He still has the user base. But not for long, one might say.

gamey , in A dollar saved is a dollar earned
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That’s definitely from someone who never tasted a home grown tomatoe or waters theirs a lot too often, you can buy tomatoes but they taste like literal shit in comparison! ;)

Pyr_Pressure ,

Also you can leave them on the plant a lot longer than they last in the fridge.

So you save a lot more, since you aren’t buying tomatoes every week. You just pick them as you need them.

SpaceNoodle ,

Until the hornworms and squirrels get 'em

gamey ,
@gamey@feddit.rocks avatar

Mine are on the balkony because I don’t have a garden this year, shitty but at least there is less competition if I leave them, well if you would leave any of them even long enough to ripe properly that is!

buffaloboobs , (edited )

Don’t put tomatoes in the fridge, if possible. Put them in the sun, if they need to ripen more, otherwise put them somewhere dark and cool, but not cold.

Basically, store them like potatoes. 50-55F is ideal. They can stay for weeks like that.

(This is all said with the understanding that the tomatoes are whole/uncut. Once they’re chopped up, the fridge is the best option, but they’re only good for a few days)

sauce: me, veg farmer

Twelve20two ,

Thank you, buffaloboobs the vegetable farmer

buffaloboobs ,

My pleasure, 1222

gamey ,
@gamey@feddit.rocks avatar

Or in other words in the fridge if you live in a “modern” house because there won’t be any better place?

buffaloboobs ,

What do you mean? Normal fridge temps are too cold for things like tomatoes, potatoes, eggplant, basil, etc.

I’m talking about a cool garage, basement, a root cellar. Somewhere cooler, so that the ripening process is slowed down to increase shelf life, but not so cold that they get shitty and mushy and gross.

gamey ,
@gamey@feddit.rocks avatar

I know but about half of the many houses I lived in didn’t have anything like that, I just want a old earth cellar to store stuff but that’s luxery by now.

Aux ,

The coldest part of my house right now is +22C. I’ll stick to the fridge.

PvtGetSum ,

As a vegetable farmer I disagree. Tomatoes do not store well like potatoes, please throw them in your fridge.

gamey ,
@gamey@feddit.rocks avatar

I eat all of them right away but that sparks my interest, could you go into detail?

PvtGetSum ,

So of course tomatoes eaten directly off the plant are gonna be “superior” (I personally prefer them a bit cold but that’s just preference), storing tomatoes like potatoes or onions is just completely incorrect if mostly because when you tell people to do that, they’re gonna immediately go to stick them under their sink. While potatoes and onions do well in cool dry storage, they still have a resistance to temperatures above what anyone should be storing tomatoes at.

While it’s correct to state that tomatoes shouldn’t be stored at temperatures below 40°F, saying “don’t refrigerate tomatoes” is complete BS. Most refrigerators aren’t cooling down to the 30 range, and even if they are your tomato is still gonna do better there than in is on your shelf if you’re trying to keep it for a longer period of time.

That being said, if you have a tomato that you want to ripen a bit, store it out of the fridge on your counter, it will help it out a bit. But as for a ripe tomato? Keep it in your fridge. We pick hundreds of pounds of tomatoes a week at my farm, most of them are sold only a day or two after picking at our farm stand, but we still have to refrigerate them over night because if we don’t, they will turn to shit, and no one is gonna pay to eat a shitty tomato that’s been festering overnight during a hot summer, especially if you live in a humid area. Potatoes and onions on the other we leave out overnight and they do fine for days without any discernable difference.

Refrigerate your tomatoes, keep your fridge set to a reasonable temp (40-44°F), do not treat your tomatoes like onions or potatoes.

gamey ,
@gamey@feddit.rocks avatar

Thanks, that’s a fantastic explenation!

BCsven ,

I think the issue is they taste of nothing, and the flesh is all this mealy mush texture. People have a surprisingly low standard of what the accept as a tomato

gamey ,
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Yea! Many evdn try to grow their own but water them too much and don’t taste the real difference because of that. I love tomatoes but the store bough ones really suck even in summer! (I get that they can’t taste all that ripe in winter)

Razputinsgirth , in I gotchu

Fuck cheaters limo just show him the note and 100

MrBusinessII ,

Just show the note with the last line missing.

AllonzeeLV , in Fashion is a weird thing

And there are people that make more money in a year than you’ll make in your life, whose “job” it is to decide to raise that seam a half inch up from last year for fashion, to acolades and red carpet galas praising their unparalleled genius for doing it.

Then the ones that actually make the jeans that people actually wear make less in their lives than we make in a year.

Humans are soooo weird, cruel, and cruel in genuinely weird ways.

Chadus_Maximus ,

They didn’t “decide it”. If you get fat as many nowadays do, you’ll just spill over your jeans. The only way to avoid that is by raising them up high. This is one disingenuous picture because of that.

I’d we were suddenly as soon as we were in 2011, we would wear the clothes the way we did in 2011 .

HeroHiro ,

Not only is this not true, but like others in the thread have said, the current jeans fashion is actually a callback to the 1980s.

paNic ,

Yeah, it’s been here a while and is already moving on to the 90’s, I’m seeing huge wide jeans out there. As a slim jeans wearer who doesn’t care much for fashion I am stocking up now because they are going to be like gold dust soon, I’m not making that mistake a second time.

MadBob ,

I’d we were suddenly as soon as we were

Pardon me?

Draces ,

Hold my beer I’m gonna give this one a shot…

If we were suddenly as skinny as we were

Maybe?

Tar_alcaran ,

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

salient_one ,
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How Soon is Now?

SharkEatingBreakfast , in Abe-sama gives advice
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sh.itjust.works avatar

Work hours are long and grueling. Childcare is phenomenally expensive, and that’s assuming you can even find childcare, which is near impossible. Children are expensive. Cost of living is high. Cheating and domestic violence are rates are high. Women have no confidence that they will be supported or be able to provide support if they decide to have a child, and they are very right to think that.

Scarce resources avaliable for women who have children is the reason for the decline. You could never pay me enough to ever have a child in Japan.

Not mention, plenty of Japanese adults grew up being abused and/or neglected by their own parents while growing up in a pressure-cooker society. Maybe they’re thinking twice about bringing another human into the world because of that, as well?

candybrie ,

They also have this fucked up idea that pain is an important part of becoming a mother so they don’t really offer things like epidurals. Yeah, no thanks.

SharkEatingBreakfast ,
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I am not personally familiar with the Japanese medical system, but I would not be shocked if that were the case.

Add “treating women really shitty and unfairly” to the checklist.

Addfwyn ,

Japanese permanent resident here.

Epidurals are very rare. They exist but they are not popular at all. Some is the belief that a “natural” birth is better. In some cases it is just availability of an anesthiaologist that is equipped to do one. Some people just don’t even realise it is an option. The only people I know here who have had one were non-Japanese residents.

I don’t think people necessarily look down on a mother who has one, it’s rare enough that nobody would even ask probably, but it’s just not a common procedure.

interdimensionalmeme ,

Human reproduction is an astoundingly bad deal reserved for the richest and most powerful who can outsources the endless source of problems briefs and complications that it is.

The only reason this continued for so long is that we were too stupid to realize not doing it was an option.

Cbizzle31 ,

Idk man I really love my kid.

tiredofsametab ,

assuming you can even find childcare

I think this needs an 'affordable' thrown in. The free and cheap stuff is really hard to get into, but there are other, more expensive options (though out of reach of most).

plenty of Japanese adults grew up being abused and/or neglected by their own parents

Do what now? Source?

SharkEatingBreakfast , (edited )
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sh.itjust.works avatar

These links are not for the faint of heart.

japansubculture.com/child-abuse-in-japan-why-japa…

japantimes.co.jp/…/japan-record-child-abuse-cases…

metropolisjapan.com/the-controversy-of-japans-bab…

And this is only what gets reported. Rest assured, a majority of abuse is never reported.

Poverty is so much more prevalent for single mothers, as well.

rijag.org/en/child-poverty-in-japan/

tiredofsametab ,

Yeah, it was definitely up during corona. All domestic abuse was up then (and in a lot of the world).

For your first link, it states that the abuse found is more extreme, but the source they link to doesn't work. I do remember the horrible story of that poor child from the news here. It then goes on to just give numbers with no citations or sources whatsoever. The whole publication also seems a bit weird.

Abandonment of infants is definitely a thing that happens and I'm glad that a baby hatch solution now exists.

I do agree that often abuse goes unreported and/or un-prosecuted (as do rapes and many other crimes in Japan). I just don't see anything here stating that it's on the scale I seemed to think you were saying.

Things for single mothers does need to get a lot better; making women more equal in society and actually enforcing the protections on their jobs and family leave could go a long way to this.

I've been living in Japan the better part of a decade. I've had friends from all walks of life. Some did open up to me about abuse (I was also an abused child for a good chunk of my childhood and have sometimes talked about it), but I've really heard no more here than in the US. There are two problems with this. (1) it's anecdotal based on the experience of one guy in Tokyo and (2) what some people would call abuse, others would not making things even more sticky.

I do think that, whatever the scale of abuse, non-zero is too much and that should be addressed, but I also don't think it's some super-regular thing which is what I think you were intending to write,

TxTechnician , in Toss a coin to your witcher

I was so confused when I started that game. I thought I’d get arrested or something for looting.

DharkStare ,

When I first played Morrowind, I was quite surprised when people took offense to me robbing them of all they owned. Now when I play games I’m never sure if theft is a crime or not.

Knusper ,

And Morrowind still makes it far too easy to empty complete rooms in NPCs’ homes. They just can’t be in the same room as you.

It’s certainly more of a traditional role-playing game, i.e. you have to pretend that you can’t rob everyone blind. The whole money system in that game collapses immediately, if you don’t…

TheEighthDoctor , in But don't say it out loud

I have thoughts and prayers for the bullet that couldn’t do it’s job

Rolando , in Forget it.

On the bright side, they save a lot of money on their Coast Guard.

HobbitFoot ,

That’s what Peru tried to tell Ecuador.

doubtingtammy ,

I think you mean like Peru and Chile told Bolivia,

HobbitFoot ,

Yeah, probably.

Rolando ,

I think a better summary would be: Chile told Bolivia after Bolivia tried to screw it over on an international treaty, and Bolivia dragged Peru into it. It’s an interesting history from many perspectives: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_the_Pacific

BubbleMonkey , in Later virgins

They say “was a virgin” for a lot of gay men.

Bet his dick was in lots of things, just not a biblical wife.

AlligatorBlizzard ,

In general, I agree with you. But specifically Isaac Newton? The only thing his dick might have been in was a coconut.

kautau ,

“Uh, it just happened to fall on it. In any case, here’s gravity”

BubbleMonkey ,

That’s a thing, and frankly if we discount coconuts a lot more of the internet is virgin than we care to engage with……?

If that’s what it takes for greatness, we need more coconut fuckers. I guess….?

Or whatever.

Look don’t quote me on this but smart people are weird as fuck, and a lot of them are super not into normie life…

andrew_bidlaw ,

And many smart people aren’t great people. Maybe the percentage of coconut fuckers is just right.

BubbleMonkey ,

Honestly it probably is just right. Whatever the number is it’s seems to be the right number.

Maybe musk would have done better with a coconut tho… just sayin.

andrew_bidlaw ,

buy twitter

call it nutter

fire half of the staff and remodel the building into the first indoors coconut farm

hakunawazo ,

Then the coconut would have a weird name now instead of his DNA copies.

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

or maybe in nothing? asexual people exist too

CodexArcanum , (edited )

They say there are no asexuals in fox holes

Shard ,

African or European swallow?

Rhynoplaz ,

I don’t know thaaaaaahhhhhh!

son_named_bort ,

You put the dick in the coconut and drink em both up

Dadifer ,

Wasn’t he fairly religious?

eldavi ,

so too are a lot of gay men

ekZepp , in Big scared
@ekZepp@lemmy.world avatar

The idea that wolf packs are led by a merciless dictator, or alpha wolf, comes from old studies of captive wolves. In the wild, wolf packs are simply families

scientificamerican.com/…/is-the-alpha-wolf-idea-a…

UltraMagnus0001 ,

Baboons act more like that, you know primates like us.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks ,

Bonobos, primates like us and more closely related than baboons, do not.

Shou ,

I mean. They are a matriarchy. So one could say the oldest is the alpha female. Who only accepts a new female in the group if she’s able to sexually satisfy the matriarch. And in case you want to see what bonobo gay sex looks like… don’t. It looks like two sopping tumors rubbing against each other.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks ,

Oh thank god the tumors aren’t dry.

ekZepp ,
@ekZepp@lemmy.world avatar

…There are a range of animal behaviors out there, and just because humans choose to identify with some more than others doesn’t mean we have to.

discovermagazine.com/…/the-science-of-alpha-males…

Skepticpunk , in agile is far left too. I will die on this hill

Hmm. Self-organizing projects whose workers work on them entirely based on their need to be done, and the results freely distributed to anyone who wants a copy?

Literal fascism, obviously.

wizardbeard ,

whose workers work on them entirely based on their need to be done

You mean there’s projects out there where it’s not a bunch of individual devs all working on their personal pet features and ignoring all else?

TrickDacy ,

Can’t tell if this is a joke of some kind

linja ,

I think it is not. Certainly most projects aren’t solely personal utilities, but devs working for fun rather than profit will almost inevitably produce something skewed towards their own tastes and skills. See: the presentation of any FOSS graphical app vs a paid equivalent.

BoxOfFeet ,

Things like FOSS stuff makes you think people can organize and work together freely to achieve a common goal, and maybe anarchy could work. But then, you see a busy intersection when the traffic lights go out and you realize the general public are idiots and everything devolves into selfish chaos as you’re stuck a half mile back, as cars shoot through in no particular order and you inch closer to the madness terrified to make your left turn. I have zero trust in society without some form of rule and order.

Zehzin ,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Decentralization doesn’t necessarily mean disorganization. You can create a Lemmy instance with no moderation and rely purely on the community itself to self moderate, much like someone can create an instance with rules, and if someone disagrees with the rules they can create their own. Both are part of a decentralized system, so no one is actually coerced into participating in any system by regulation, just social pressure.

Jakeroxs ,

Think about a roundabout though in comparison, no lights or specific order, and there is a learning curve, but overall they reduce traffic better then stoplights under many conditions.

I guess my point is sort of extrapolating that a structure/presentation also heavily influences how users perceive or use a product/idea

Mongostein ,

There is a specific order though.

First two exits use the outside lane, second exit or anything further uses the inside lane. Always yield to the inside lane.

futatorius ,

Anarchism isn’t zero organization. It’s organization for legitimate and accountable purposes.

linja ,

That’s a pretty weak definition. “Legitimate” especially is a vacuous term, and every form of democracy ever proposed is (theoretically) “accountable”.

zbyte64 ,

Sure, but is that how we talk about our institutions? Things I hear that buck anarchism while supporting American democracy:

  • The Constitution should be interpreted with “originalism” or at the very least venerated
  • Police sacrifice X, therefore it’s okay if they do extralegal Y

I’m not saying there aren’t systems of accountability that legitimize various institutions. It’s that the stories we tell to legitimize an institution comes in many different flavors, and those based on authority from power/position (ie “our founding fathers were smart people”) are not accepted by anarchists. Edit: Imagine how different our legal framework would be if it reflected that mentality?

linja ,

I think I almost understand what you’re getting at. If I do, it’s uncodifiable. You can’t draft an organisational system with a clause that no one is allowed to use logical fallacies to defend it.

zbyte64 ,

If I do, it’s uncodifiable

Things can still be codified and justified without an appeal to power. Lots of software is written that way today.

a clause that no one is allowed to use logical fallacies to defend it.

I don’t understand why that would be a necessity or desired.

zbyte64 ,

I find it a bit ironic that cars and traffic lights are being used as a metaphor for why anarchy won’t work. Let’s put aside that the example is of poor collective planning to build urban environments. Go to Vietnam and see how people drive without traffic lights, it’s complete madness. But it works, and in some ways it works better than what we have because the accidents are fewer and less severe while also serving more diverse modes of traffic.

JayDee ,

The same is true when attempting to merge in the US. See Japan traffic as a counter argument.

ThePac , in The essence of liberalism

The conservative version is the same but removes the poster from the left window.

brain_in_a_box ,

Which is why Conservatives are ultimately a kind of liberal.

Prunebutt ,

The kind of liberal that’s already gone further into fascism.

ThePac ,

Or the topic is inaccurate and should say “The essence of consumerism”.

AVincentInSpace ,

You’re not serious

Cowbee ,
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

You’re on Lemmy, what leftists call a liberal refers to the economic philosophy of liberalism, ie pro-Capitalism. Leftists do not use liberal to refer to leftists like the average American does.

CileTheSane ,
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If your meme uses definitions of terms that are different from what people generally understand when hearing those terms, then it’s not a good meme.

Cowbee ,
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

The audience is Lemmy, most people here are leftists. Specifically, this is Lemmy.ml, which has many Marxists.

People here generally understand it how I described liberalism.

yogthos OP ,
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you’re drunk, go home

Kyatto ,
@Kyatto@leminal.space avatar

This comment is like being mad there are gay people hitting on you at a gay bar.

Jax ,

Other way around

Colour_me_triggered , in Just one more lane

Work 👏 from 👏 home👏 !

The answer to so many manufactured problems.

daniskarma ,

But what about the office landlords, are no one think about how they are going to feed their yatchs?

100_kg_90_de_belin ,

After the Covid lockdown, Italian politicians, pundits, and talking heads used sandwich sales as a reason for a return to office.

interdimensionalmeme ,

Turn them into long pig salami, for the good of the economy

psud , (edited )

Another solution is mass transit. That right of way could support light rail and still have several car lanes in each direction

The light rail also gives work from home people a way to get to shops, shows, and sports without driving

Light rail also can be built to not get stuck in traffic, which makes it faster than driving too

wesker , in The Internet is weird
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He’d only vanish if he put it on his prolapse.

thefartographer ,

Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with you?!

upvote

blanketswithsmallpox , (edited )

The real question is whether meat has be completely passing through the ring hole.

If that’s the case, sticking it in his butt would probably work too since a lot of your intestines are innards are squeezed together enough to essentially be flat. If it’s being pushed along on it’s side with peristalsis and any of of your bowels touches through the ring hole… you turn invisible for a minute.

Just imagine how strange it’d be seeing a halfing pop in and out of existence running at you with a blue sword that can tell him that you’re nearby…

not_that_guy05 , in Fascism everywhere

Poor Russia. The only non-fascist fascist.

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