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notannpc ,

If we’re going of usage percentage I would like the finest single core system as my daily work machine.

HawlSera ,

So the Janitor gets nothing and the guy slacking off playing Deathloop gets a fortune.

nobleshift ,
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    SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE ,

    Or mine some crypto! CPU mining hasn’t been profitable since like 2010 but it could work in this scenario.

    Daft_ish ,

    My dad who clicks every pop up he sees is slated to make some serious bank.

    Smk ,

    He should base it off RAM too. I mean, when you work, you must have millions of tabs open.

    TimewornTraveler ,

    let there be elden ring

    and then fat coinpurse

    Thcdenton ,

    Time to forkbomb

    havokdj ,

    Better yet, mine monero on as many machines as possible for extra profit

    kugiyasan ,

    Cool, I will be able to solve those advent of code challenges without optimising my code!

    minamoog ,
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    gentoo users stay winning

    therealjcdenton ,

    Sweet all that time playing TF2 will finally pay off!

    Bruncvik ,
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    I wish my company did the same, instead of the IT giving out to me for running two virtual machines on my laptop all the time…

    TheBlue22 ,

    Time to play modded minecraft during company time

    Conyak ,

    I assume this is fake since no one at X is getting a Christmas bonus.

    prime_number_314159 ,

    “You wasted trillions of cycles, then ask me for Money?!?” - Elon, probably

    lseif ,

    it was edited from “salary” to “christmas bonus”

    ExLisper ,

    cat /dev/urandom | grep “dickhead”

    GroupNebula563 ,

    %0|%0

    Tischkante ,
    1. Write batch file listing the contents of c: recursively and changing to c:\windows doing it again, then loop.
    2. ???
    3. Employee of the century, free brothel on mars.
    Krafting ,
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    Just exec a fork bomb

    MystikIncarnate ,

    Run prime95 in the background of all of your work. Even when you go home, leave it running… 24/7 100% CPU usage.

    miss_brainfart ,
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    Have those PCs do something useful and run folding@home, that way this company would actually benefit humanity for once

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