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Bishma , in Epoch fail!!!
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Are we still calling it Y2k38? I think it needs some rebranding or we won’t be able recruit devs to put in the overtime to fix it so history can decide it was all fake.

NegativeInf ,

I tend to favor The Epochalypse.

blackluster117 ,
@blackluster117@possumpat.io avatar

Damn, that is catchy.

TexasDrunk ,

Well you won. I’m headed in to work tomorrow to get started on marketing it to the C suite using this.

NegativeInf ,

I look forward to the coming developments.

HubertManne ,

I was part of y2k rememdiation and we did some stuff for the next leap year as well and I had heard about work being done for future things. Im not in it anymore but im wondering if some is already done. Thing about y2k is it was a time when the backbone stuff was never upgraded. Banks using mainframes running cobol programs and such. Now it feels like every company changes their software yearly.

Bishma ,
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

The company I work for has about half their product line written on a 4GL platform that was sunset 15 years ago.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

I worked for a large chemical additives company in the late '90s and wrote an IE6 web application (using classic ASP and Visual Basic 5) that was a front end to the company’s near-useless COBOL mainframe app that contained all of their testing and production processes and dated to the 1970s. They’re still using my application today, which means they’re still using that fucking COBOL app and the mainframes as well.

Blaster_M ,

I remember 02/29/2000, the day that didn’t exist. We did 02/28/2000 twice.

jaybone ,

I’ll just wait for Crowdstrike to deploy a fix.

jewbacca117 , in Get on my level

how tf are you affording doordash?

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

She sells feet pics

NegativeInf ,

By the sea shore?!?

sp3tr4l ,

on a see saw

Poots ,

Honestly not a bad set for some foot shots. Slightly damp sand squishing between the little piggy’s, and all that…

jaybone ,

By the fee for.

ILikeBoobies , in Dutch toilets

American toilets gave me culture shock

They’re so shallow that you can’t even sit down without your balls touching the bowl or the water

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

I think you might want to get your balls looked at.

zalgotext ,

Which will be easy to do, considering they’re dangling out of his pant legs

LouNeko ,

We all do.

FelixCress ,

Are you proposing something?

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

How you doin’?

menemen , (edited )
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

I hated them, they made me anxious. But much worse were the low stall walls. Why america, why? When I take a shit I want a wall that actually serves the purpose of not having people see me taking a shit.

On another note, the Dutch style toilets were very common in Germany up until the 90s. Rare nowadays. I think they are actually superior. You see it, if you have a problem with your shit and even the largest shit doesn’t splash water all over your intimate parts. On the other hand, you have to protect your balls from the large shit, when it goes “timber”.

Zink ,

I’ve always known that our stall walls in the US were shit, but then I visited Sweden and saw how truly horrible we were.

Over there, there are no men’s rooms or women’s rooms. There are just several doors each to a private bathroom and so it doesn’t matter who uses which one.

I’m sure our “single room with flimsy stall dividers” design is the cheapest, plus it’s not as convenient for all the drug addicts and homeless people our society creates, so it will never change.

bitchkat ,

I think you mean high stall walls and not low. You’re talking about the huge gap so the janitors can sweep and mop easier.

menemen ,
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

No, I meant that I literally could see people taking a shit when walking in the restrooms at several places, because the walls were just ~180cm high (and I am taller than 180cm).

bitchkat ,

I’ve never seen stall walls that short but usually when I’m sitting, I would not be able to see over it. Generally the giant gaps between panels are enough to let someone see you from the door.

Freigeist ,
s_s ,

You got long balls, Larry.

Forester OP , in Guess I should type faster
@Forester@yiffit.net avatar

If they’re getting massively negatively voted on and also being ratioed, we should probably leave them up in my humble opinion.

MrJameGumb , in The ring of fire
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

This is why you don’t eat the flaming hot Cheetos on long road trips

Xanthrax , in that's it that's the whole show
@Xanthrax@lemmy.world avatar

Remember the time they learned a lesson about building regulations by killing every kid in the town, Final Destination style?

(It’s almost every other episode)

Forester ,
@Forester@yiffit.net avatar

they’re already in purgatory and dead soooo

(Some of the characters are from the early 1900s while others are from the latter decades of the milinium)

Hexarei ,
@Hexarei@programming.dev avatar

You dare mock the son of a shepherd?!

boatsnhos931 , in Oh jeez

You better play dead homie, we make a lot of sequels

JackbyDev , in Somehow USB disks are still the easiest and most reliable way

The amount of times sending myself an email is still the quickest thing is insane. Sure I could try to use notion or keep to send myself some random string of text but am I logged in on my desktop? Idk. Just use email.

Also there are so many things like air drop, nfc, etc, but so many of them are so specific to certain devices. Maybe one day we’ll figure this out lol

garbagebagel ,

Glad I’m not the only one! I am extra old and use my Hotmail too…

PythagreousTitties ,

Most of my emails are to myself going back and forth between PC and phone lol

nepenthes ,
@nepenthes@lemmy.world avatar

You don’t even have to send it, you can save as draft.

PythagreousTitties ,

That’s brilliant. Thank you

dantheclamman ,
@dantheclamman@lemmy.world avatar

Haven’t had to email a file to myself since I set up syncthing

tobogganablaze , in Somehow USB disks are still the easiest and most reliable way

Or just use a USB cable.

renzev OP , (edited )

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For phone-to-computer it works fine. But double-sided boi will still win if you need to send files to a dumber device like a printer – those don’t typically support MTP or whatever iphones use. Unless you have an ancient android phone that gives full block-level access to the internal storage/microsd card through usb cable lol. I really miss that feature.

steersman2484 ,

I just add the printer on my phone and print over the network

saltesc ,

So many people on here always talking about printing stuff in 2024. Is everyone a lawyer?

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

Some banks and other places like that still require physical documents for stuff like proof of address, affidavits etc.

Even though they’re going to fucking scan it into pdf anyway

I use my printer to print silly stickers, because I am a manchild, but I don’t think I am using the correct ink or paper, because they fade very quickly and smudge sometimes.

Also use it to print graph paper to doodle on.

DakRalter ,
@DakRalter@thelemmy.club avatar

What type of printer/paper do you use? I find cheap photo paper works well for high res on my inkjet, although it can fade if you leave it in the sun. I’ve been using vinyl sticker sheets for customising my bike and it seems to be holding well, but I did laminate them with sticky back plastic first.

There’s also the sellotape trick, but that only works for laser printers and you obviously can’t print white.

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

The printer is the cheapest canon inkjet printer I could find new in 2021. I don’t have access to the exact model name rn

I think I have glossy photo paper. I also had a few sheets of postcard size sticker paper that was not glossy and didn’t fade, but I recall it being stupid expensive, or that specific brand at least. I cannot remember the name. Would not survive the elements though.

I thought about laminating it but I wasn’t sure if the heat would fuck the adhesive

DakRalter , (edited )
@DakRalter@thelemmy.club avatar

When I say laminate, I just mean the rolls of sticky back plastic. I don’t know if it’s called something else in your part of the world.

https://thelemmy.club/pictrs/image/1205f805-beed-462b-887b-4021b7929f1d.jpeg

It’s the stuff we used to use to protect our exercise books at school. You can buy special laminating vinyl but this stuff is cheaper.

Acid free sticky tape (scotch tape in the US?) will also work for smaller stickers, just make sure the sort you use doesn’t yellow. In my experience, glossy photo paper scratches easily and has to have a layer over it to seal it, plastic is the easiest option (also remembering when I made over 200 trading cards on photo paper and had to design, cut and laminate them all by hand lol).

I did test the brand of vinyl paper I used with water and it did hold up. I’ve only had it on my bike for a few months, but so far it doesn’t seem to have yellowed or faded. I probably should have cut out the sticky back plastic to be bigger than the sticker though.

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

OHHH that kind of lamination. Completely forgot that was an option.

I was thinking about those laminating machines that fully seal the printouts with plastic sheets.

I’m going to look into getting my hands on some vinyl paper. I appreciate it, bud

DakRalter ,
@DakRalter@thelemmy.club avatar

No worries. Good luck!

Honytawk ,

I transfer data by printing it and then scanning it when I get to the location.

I just like the artefacts it leaves behind.

If it is anything other than text or a photo, I compile the file into a QR code and print that.

A Windows 10 installation iso is about 1499639 QR codes

Ghoelian ,

Couldn’t you, theoretically, create one massive QR code containing all that data? You’d need a massive camera sensor to get the resolution required to actually decode it though.

MeatsOfRage ,

youtu.be/ExwqNreocpg?si=2eHJdNFMSYmUImV0

This guy wrote a game that can fit in a QR code

steersman2484 ,

You mean I can backup my 20tb NAS on QR codes?

CapeWearingAeroplane ,

I can’t post my memes on the much room bulletin board for everyone to see unless I print them :/

Fisch ,
@Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

No, I just live in Germany

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

When I cook I like to print out the recipe. It’s annoying to have to touch ur phone when cooking because you might be handling raw meat so it’s annoying to have to wash ur re-hands whenever you need to check the recipe. Plus using a phone when hands are wet is also annoying.

steersman2484 ,

Sometimes I need to print out stuff for my grandmother

MudMan ,

Wait, what feature? You can't access the phone's storage? I'm pretty sure I can access my phone's storage.

renzev OP ,

Old android phones used to emulate a USB mass storage device when you would connect them. To the computer, the phone would appear as a usb stick. Modern android phones, on the other hand, use a protocol called MTP (Mobile Transfer Protocol), which is completely its own thing.

The reason they switched to MTP is that the old approach gave the computer complete control over the phone’s storage; the phone would become completely unusable while connected in this way, and would just display a “connected via usb” splash screen. With MTP, the phone continues to be usable while connected via USB. But it has the downside that MTP is a much less widespread protocol than USB mass storage. On personal computers it should “just work”, but on stuff like printers it might not.

Personally, I think they should bring back USB mass storage emulation as an optional feature. Heck, it can still be done, but you need to compile your own android ROM with usb mass storage drivers, which I’m not nearly skilled enough to do.

MudMan ,

Old USB implementation used to be a finicky nightmare, though. You make it sound like it wasn't changed for a reason, MTP connectivity on Android as it is now is so much more functional, as well as safer.

In any case, that solves the misunderstanding. I thought you meant you couldn't directly access phone storage anymore, which isn't the case.

The printer scenario seems like an edge case to me. I mean, MTP has been the default for what? Over a decade? If you have a recent printer you're probably fine (also, it probably has wifi and a dedicated mobile app or at least enough third party support to be used from your phone regardless). If your printer is older than that you're probably better served by going through your PC first anyway. Sure, you don't get direct USB access to printing photos, but now we're talking about a very specific feature that was in use for a very specific sliver of time, and it requires you to be tethered to a device anyway. I don't think that's enough to justify legacy storage support on phones.

renzev OP ,

Sure, you don’t get direct USB access to printing photos, but now we’re talking about a very specific feature that was in use for a very specific sliver of time, and it requires you to be tethered to a device anyway. I don’t think that’s enough to justify legacy storage support on phones.

Yeah, fair enough.

MonkderVierte ,

If you have a recent printer you’re probably fine (also, it probably has wifi and a dedicated mobile app or at least enough third party support to be used from your phone regardless).

Not to forget the gazillion security holes. But most of the features stop working after a few years anyway.

Jimbo ,
@Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

Yeah, double sided boi looks like a great way to ruin your phone charging port if you don’t have a usb slot pointing straight up

Tangent5280 ,

I dont think you’re supposed to connect to both devices at the same time.

tostiman ,
@tostiman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Oh, it’s a USB stick. I thought it worked like a cable.

Wilzax ,

Cable with a really big delay but a REALLY big buffer

felixwhynot , in Damn it Salmo
@felixwhynot@lemmy.world avatar

Now I want to know why it crashes!

Irremarkable ,
@Irremarkable@fedia.io avatar

It somehow clips with a texture under the floors that nobody knows why it's there, all they know is the game doesn't work if they remove the texture. Something like that, probably.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

We should boot the old 'blivion and figure it out

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t have the 12 hours to mod it though

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I’m sure Bethesda has gotten around to bug fixing it by now /s

LucidNightmare ,

Lucky for us there are now Collections on the Nexus that does all that for you!

I’ve used the Oblivion Rebirth+ and the Steam deck variant. They work swimmingly well!

cmhe ,

It is Oblivion, so the crash might be unrelated.

funkless_eck ,

I dont know but my guess is the script commanding him to escort 5 loves of bread at 10am clashes with his script to eat the bread in the inn at noon and creates an infinite loop where he can’t remove bread from his inventory because it conflicts with the escort mission, can’t escort bread as it’s the wrong object type to be escorted, must remove bread to eat it.

WeeSheep , in Before it's too late!

Why do men need to learn to groan? Are they giving birth?

Fiivemacs ,
PhlubbaDubba ,

Never have I heard someone quite as well capture the appropriate sound to make when you’ve achieved “yeah sex is great but have ya…” for gushing over all the specs that make something you’re showing off so awesome.

It works for cars, it works for stereo systems, it works for a new smoothie blender, it even works for the wildly unhealthy recipe you invented that’s dripping the most decadent yet delicious shit you could cram into it before serving it to your friends like you make Gordon Ramsey look like a Killer Cook.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe, but have you ever heard anyone else do it? Would YOU do it? If you heard a friend excitedly Tim Allen grunt, would you ever really look at them the same?

PhlubbaDubba ,

Yes yes and yes.

It’s a fuckin’ good grunt!

ccunning ,

Sounds like something someone who doesn’t know how to PINK would ask…

SternburgExport , in I pinky promise I'm not a demon that was summoned during an unfortunate ritual

Even better when it doesn‘t proof jackshit. Lost my ID and needed a new one so I went to my city with my birth certificate asking for a new one. And they really said that wasn‘t enough and they needed confirmation from the city I got the ID originally from that it was actually me.

Well why did I need to bring it in the first place then? Glad it took them only six months to get me a new ID as well. Fucking german bureaucracy.

volvoxvsmarla ,

Fucking german bureaucracy.

We moved to Leipzig from Munich in November. Our marriage certificate that has already been vetted and approved in Munich years ago is still not approved here. We still aren’t legally married in Saxony.

We finally got a reply that we needed an appointment in June, but there were no appointments. After checking daily for weeks we now have an appointment at the end of August.

SternburgExport ,

Interesting to see that it ain’t any better 30km from here…

volvoxvsmarla ,

Are you from Halle?

SternburgExport ,

yes, moved here almost 2 years ago

Omega_Man , in *doing my best google impression* Did you mean: turn it up?

Huh didn’t realize people hate Coldplay so much. Not for me, but I didn’t think they were particularly bad.

OldWoodFrame ,

For a while they were like Maroon 5 level over exposed. I don’t think I’ve heard a song from them in a while though.

Excrubulent , (edited )
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

To be honest that level of overexposure doesn’t happen if you totally suck. It was cool to hate on them for a while though. You know, just like it’s cool to hate anything mainstream or basic, which is honestly a pretty basic way to view art in general. Like literally all it takes to participate is to notice that something is popular.

Edit: Although to be honest the way media companies love to milk songs to death is super annoying and makes you hate the music. You see it today with trending tiktok sounds. I’d blame this more than the quality of the music.

Wogi ,

I could be comatose, damn near brain dead, almost lifeless, and if Rhianna starts singing country I will jump out of the medical bed and throw myself out the nearest window to get away from it.

grrgyle ,

Not a country fan, or not a Rihanna country fan? I’m neither, really, but curious to hear from people with real opinions on the genre, etc

Wogi ,

I just really hate that song.

grrgyle ,

I love Coldplay, but this is just funny

pooberbee , in And they don't fold well either

As a combination back- and side-sleeper, I’ve been considering trying to strap foam blocks to the side of my head so I can always get the right amount of support regardless of position.

freebee ,

Exactly what I’m looking for! I’ld like back sleeping but with a slightly tilted, side supported head. Lean head all the way = neck pain. Head straight = can’t fall asleep. I’ve tried stuff with backsleeping+ side support for leaning the head, but the extra pillow on the head side isn’t strong enough (doesn’t last) and it all gets too hot around the head.

Zwiebel ,
brbposting ,

You wouldn’t

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/9b141d96-7acc-414d-82db-f2b3891e5eeb.jpeg

a pillow


purafly

The extraordinary pillow

The innovative butterfly shape of the purafly, with a dip and hole, provides excellent support for the head and neck.
Additionally, the pillow is wedge-shaped and has two different heights. Side and especially back sleepers find the rest they need.

What’s that hole for 😏 (nose?)

Burn_The_Right ,

I think you know what the hole is for…

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

DudeImMacGyver , in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?

Try shooting Ronald Reagan? You’re gonna need a shovel though.

Viking_Hippie ,

Nah, it’s against my principles to fire guns at public toilets and dance floors…

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

Your dance parties are boring AF

Viking_Hippie ,

True. I’m desperately tedious like that 😁

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