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Sabre363 ,

How else are you supposed to flush your nuts

ReallyActuallyFrankenstein ,

I’m confused, isn’t this a better spot for the drain hole? When you sit facing the wall? So you have a shelf for your comic books and chocolate milk?

baggachipz ,

You should see the Dutch Oven….

kia ,

Just sit facing the wall.

Pilon23 ,

That way you can use the shelf for your chocolate milk and comic book

Nuke_the_whales ,

So your shit just piles up on the upper part till it kisses your asshole?

TheRisingApe ,

We referred to it as the poop shelf on our last visit.

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Um… if you’re holding on to that much shit, you may want you see a doctor.

Frozengyro ,

You’ve clearly never seen an American eat. 3 triple burgers, a large fry, and a milkshake is the standard dinner while dieting.

user224 ,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I have some experience with these. The only problem is that as the vertically standing excrement begins to collapse forwards, there is a chace for it to keep contact and drag its top portion across, from your anus towards the front. You can avoid this with a maneuver, pulling yourself up and slightly forward, right after the singular vertical log begins losing contact with the excretion area.

This is not a joke

set_secret ,

Usa drops kids off at pool, the dutch stack shelves.

Diplomjodler3 ,

Story time: I once briefly lived in a place that had an old toilet bowl like this. You can still find them in older houses. One day I took a massive shit and then found out that the flush wasn’t strong enough to get it down from there. And there wasn’t a brush. Yikes. Just wanted to share that with you guys.

valkyre09 ,

Origami toilet brush made from toilet paper. Yikes

Spezi ,

The trick is to put 3 pieces of toilet paper in beforehand, that way the whole shitboat can float away.

Linnce ,

So what did you do next? I’m thoroughly invested in the story

someguy3 ,

Did you use the poop knife?

PenisDuckCuck9001 ,

What if I don’t want to observe my turd on an elevated toilet bowl pedestal every time I take a shit?

i_stole_ur_taco ,

You have to do the ‘ol’ push ‘n flush and hope you got the timing down.

Turns out your shit sitting exposed on a dry shelf smells exponentially worse than when it drops into water. Anyone still using these toilets in the 21st century is a psychopath.

Slovene ,

You seat on it reverse.

SirQuackTheDuck ,

You’d be shit out of luck

walter_wiggles ,

Yeah but where’s your poop knife?

hoch ,

ah, je mean de poop clogs?

jedibob5 ,

It sure does.

Cuzscience ,

That’s what the three shells are for.

Transporter_Room_3 ,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

Pfffffffff he doesn’t know how the three shells work!

Snowpix ,
@Snowpix@lemmy.ca avatar

Wait, so I’m not supposed to throw them at other cars in traffic?

AuntieFreeze ,

The mashitty?

I_Miss_Daniel ,

Just use a shit stirrer.

SonicBlue03 ,

This is how you go Dutch.

unexposedhazard ,

I know the meme is that people use it to look at their poop, but honestly the main advantage is the 0% chance of water splashing up. I will take this design over the “standard” ones any day.

FriedRice ,

But what about just poop on some toilet paper, make no splash, and the smell is still not so hard, as with the dutch/German toilet

supergrizzlybear ,
@supergrizzlybear@pawb.social avatar

You haven’t thought of the smell!

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

What kind of rock hard dookes are you laying?

woelkchen ,
@woelkchen@lemmy.world avatar

Probably standard European fibre rich turds.

shadowedcross ,

Have found that putting a little bit of TP in the water before commencing the act helps a lot to avoid Poseidon’s kiss.

somewhiteguy ,

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XNDM4eAn1U

Nikls94 ,

It’s so you can examine your stool, you might have some blood or a consistency you don’t like, that way you see it

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Wake up, coffee, breakfast, shit, see how much of last nights meal was really digested, shower, shave, work

Typical morning, idk what the big fuss is

GBU_28 ,

I’ve never not been able to detect something like that with a water-under toilet

AllNewTypeFace ,
@AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space avatar

Apparently this design was popular in Germany a hundred years or so ago. Its key advantage was allowing the user to examine their stools for signs of digestive health problems.

squid_slime ,

its so annoying having to use tongs :/

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

You don’t have a knife?

cdf12345 ,

Not “a” knife. “The” knife.

bstix ,

I know the joke and all, but recently the local theme park has replaced their toilet brushes with toilet rubber shovels. They work surprisingly well. They can both hack’n’slash a log, but also the back side is also ripped so you can use it to brush out the regular shit from the sides, while avoiding the dreaded paper clutter and other issues with a toilet brush being used by thousands of people daily.

It’s like toilet brushes evolving into poop knives. Looks like this: pin.it/OKHBRlxjI

slothrop ,

This guy cleans commodes.

TwoBeeSan ,

Explains shit fetish or vice versa?

alvvayson ,

Yep, but nowadays they are losing popularity. I don’t even know if you can still find them.

Diplomjodler3 ,

We Germans like to take pride in our workmanship.

Slovene ,

*workmanshit

MasterNerd ,
@MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

I thought it would just be for less splashing

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