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aport , in Remember your training and you will survive

Don’t be a lazybones

JoMiran , in Carlos Goebbels
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I dated an “Argentinian” girl in college called Julia Göring. She told me that unlike most families with Nazi related last names, hers decided to keep theirs per her grandmother’s insistence.

FlyingSquid ,
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One of my relatives was named Adolf. He died in the 1970s.

Everybody in my family is Jewish.

yeather ,

Adolf was an uncommon but not rare name in Germany before the funny guy.

hglman ,

Are you talking about Charlie Chaplin?

basxto ,
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When Hitler was born, Adolf was one of the 50 most popular first names in Germany, even though he wasn’t born in Germany.

Noodle07 ,

I can’t wait for Kevin to start a genocide

basxto ,
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Well, the more popular a name the likelier it is that some screwed up person has that name.

  • Stalin was a Joseph (Ioseb).
  • Leopold II of Belgium was a Leopold (Léopold), with second names Lewis (Louis) and Philipp (Philippe).
  • Lenin was a Vladimir (Владимир).
  • Obote was a Milton.
  • Mussolini was a Benedict (Benito).
  • Franco was a Francis (Francisco).
  • Tito was a Joseph (Josip).
  • Micombero was a Michael (Michel).
NathanielThomas ,

I don’t think Adolf is unheard of today.

Ironically, I did know of an Adolf growing up, but he was a German Jew.

quicksand ,

My boss is named Adolfo and I’m just like why?

Hubi ,

Göring isn’t even such an uncommon name in Germany, there’s even a politician of the Green Party currently in parliament with that name.

Hexagon , in They are watching

We have cats that can be alive and dead at the same time. Perfectly normal, no magic involved.

And we can make you age slower than your twin brother, just go on a very fast space trip. Still no magic needed. It’s totally legit

jarfil ,

We can make a single ray of light hit a wall and go through two or more windows at the same time, then interfere with itself. No magic, just don’t look too closely at the windows or it stops working.

We can also make two perpendicular polarizers stop blocking all light by adding more polarizers in between them. Also not magic, but the brightening is not linear, don’t ask why.

ramenshaman , in Like clockwork

Literal shitpost.

ButtholeSpiders OP ,
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It felt appropriate to stay on theme here.

tourist , in Not in my backyard
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I never understood how wind turbines “ruin the view”. They look sick af, eat shit

FlyingSquid ,
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Yeah, we recently drove through Ottawa in Canada and there were wind turbines everywhere. We loved it. They’re beautiful.

LouNeko ,

I think one of the main complains are the shadows of the blades. Imagine your whole house or office flickering for half the day. Thats why they are build further away from buildings.

FlyingSquid ,
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Yes, they were all in rural areas. Which is fine. That’s why we have transmission lines.

tomi000 ,

So how is that the main complaint if it never affects anyone?

LouNeko ,

Because we plan ahead and build them further away.

pozbo ,
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I think the point they are trying to make is “how is it a problem people complain about if we thought ahead and stopped it from happening to begin with?”.

LouNeko ,

Yeah, I got nothing for that one chief.

PetteriSkaffari ,

I once visited a wind turbine assembly hall where they had a huge turbine standing right outside, casting blade shadows every few seconds. They said you stop noticing them after the third day.

the_third ,

They are different from what people are used to and they are what their perceived enemy likes so they hate it. Easy and very unfortunate.

overzeetop ,
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IMO they look pretty ugly and visually mar the landscape. They do so less than power plants and pollution and are a necessary evil for modern society to function. They look cool because of what they stand for and because they are novel (and because they’re new and clean, generally).

I do worry about what will happen when they are decommissioned, as there are currently no ways to recycle the blades due to the way they are manufactured.

Madison420 ,

Depends on the type, vertical spinning ones can be pretty short and look neat, like a bunch of alien pinwheel toys.

decadentrebel , in Glad to see Lemmy users appreciating diversity
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“Alright, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in Pussy lovers!

Here at Lemmy we’re slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! Alright, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy. We got hot pussy, cold pussy. We got wet pussy. We got smelly pussy. We got hairy pussy, bloody pussy. We got snapping pussy. We got silk pussy, velvet pussy, naugahyde pussy. We even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy.

C’mon, you want pussy, come on in Pussy Lovers! If we don’t got it, you don’t want it! Come on in Pussy lovers!”

PlantDadManGuy ,

Definitely the greatest monologue in all of film 🤣

TheProtagonist ,

Source (for the younger folks):

piped.video/watch?v=wQL7ugHlFnE

Diprount_Tomato , in Go ahead
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Just read the plot and it sounds based ah, and it’s prophetic in a way (Google gay swag irony for more info)

IPimpMickeyMouse OP ,
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Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well.

Diprount_Tomato ,
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The thug shaker…

IPimpMickeyMouse OP ,
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Alright, you got me.

GCostanzaStepOnMe ,

Thie movie is based as heck!!!

Maddie , in Dogs
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What. The. Fuck.

AndreyAsimow OP ,
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Ab_intra ,
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People are so fucking sick. 🤮

Johanno ,

I mean the dog wanted it obviously /s

Ab_intra ,
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I had a person once that wanted to discuss the topic of whether animals where able to agree or not and if sex between humans and animals would be legitimate… That conversation did not last long.

Fungah ,

Generally this conversatíon is a non starter. But: can dolphins consent?

I mean they don’t care about you consenting since they’re rapey AF but - “person-like” animals such as orangutans, dolphins, corvids, could probably offer consent in a manner that’s ethical.

I don’t think anyone should fuck any of the above, or even could fuck a corvids, but there are legitimate implications in ethics of an animal is capable of consenting to anything.

_Sprite , in Who watches these?
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They’re gonna pay Youtube commentary channels to debate twitter drama next

ImplyingImplications , in lol

Because the quests are boring. “Deliver this pizza” okay cool. Now I get $5 which isn’t even enough to buy the pizza I just delivered! How am I going to buy a full suit of armor at this rate??

random_character_a ,
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Because everything is pay-to-win.

m0darn , in looking forward to the comments

In English the correct way to pronounce something is the way that will most reliably communicate to your intended audience without ambiguity or distraction.

Since my intention is usually to convey my superior knowledge of trivia and/or to stir shit up, I pronounce it with a soft g.

marmo7ade ,

You have perfectly described my entire purpose in life.

Lev_Astov ,
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For the same reason I like to pronounce jraphics.

pythonoob ,

I love you

Imgonnatrythis ,

So no one should be able to say ‘sontimeters’? Cause that’s super distracting.

001100010010 , in We must all submit to the unseen orb.
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Syl ,
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Really the brightest!

Aikawa , in I hope Warner Bros. marketing is paying attention...

There’s something funny in seeing how a girl’s toy still threatens grown-men’s boyhood beyond their 12th anniversary.

kescusay ,
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Grown? Yes. Men? Ehhh…

chuckleslord , in “Are you sure about that?”

Jesus has chosen the moon men. Weep, oh children of earth, as your god prefers the feel of rare hydrogen isotopes and mostly grey sand over your stupid ass shenanigans.

plumbus , in I'm not the one making the rules

I was confused at first, as this is what real Mozzarella looks like.

this

machinaeZER0 ,

To shreds, you say?

Viking_Hippie ,

Shred her? I hardly ate her!

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