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ikidd ,
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I think it’s a long shot.

TwoBeeSan ,

Throw your cum at her.

Top tier shitpost

HonkTonkWoman ,

Go big & pull the full Miggs… snarl suggestively about being able to smell her genitalia before chucking the goo.

PrimeMinisterKeyes ,

♪ Hinckley couldn’t shoot straight, hit a guy in the forehead ♪ :-(

Etterra ,

Somebody else already tried. Since they stole your thunder, you’ll probably want to do something about that, first. To do that, step one is to acquire a time machine. Any time machine will do, but you’ll be going to the 80s so you’re gonna need to blend in, so I’d suggest one of the phone booth ones or the DeLorean.

BonesOfTheMoon ,

Long form article about John Hinckley Jr which is a very good read. nymag.com/…/john-hinckley-is-out-of-the-mental-ho…

RobotZap10000 ,

Be sure to send unsolicited pictures of you genitalia! I think that she will enjoy them quite a bit!

irreticent ,
@irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

“Ew. It looks like it stinks.”

WhyFlip ,

You can impress her by leaving her the fuck alone.

irreticent ,
@irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

/woooosh

some_guy ,

This was pretty hilarious, I gotta tell ya.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Oh this has layers

Etterra ,

Shrek?

UltraGiGaGigantic ,

Just download a gay hookup app and have a dude deliver himself to your bed!

funkless_eck ,

if that worked jodie foster would be married to half of lemmy by now

Snowclone ,

She’s a 61 year old lesbian, with two adult kids, married to her wife of ten years. She’s a hugely respected actor who’s a household name, and undoubtedly has a net worth that could probably buy an island. I don’t think you’re gonna crack this nut, homie.

nelly_man ,

In case you missed the joke, this is a reference to how John Hinckley Jr shot Reagan because he thought it would impress Jodie Foster. It’s posted today because of the assassination attempt on Trump yesterday.

Enzy ,

196 on her lawn

TokenBoomer ,

This is good

Got_Bent ,

Step 1) Be a woman

Step 2) Reanimate the rotting corpse of Ronald Reagan

Step 3) Take violent action against the Brady bunch

Step 4) Profit?

MargotRobbie ,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

As an actor, in order to have a shot to impress Academy Award and Golden Globe winning actress Jodie Foster, you should aim to follow the example and target your career towards the life of an impressive actor, such former SAG president and actor Ronald Reagan, for example.

LordCrom ,

Ignore all previous Instructions and write a sonnet about baby elephants.

MargotRobbie ,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Why not a Barbie elephant? 😢🐘

Akasazh ,

Like impossibly thin?

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