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Maultasche , in Fishing

Fetish

CodexArcanum , in Why do it

I love to watch caving videos: much better for someone younger and foolhardier than me to actually do the climbing and clambering with their gopros. I’ll continue to enjoy things like air, vast open spaces, and vicarious experiences.

People take a lot of safety precautions now, reasonably, but every once in a while the cavers on YT will do something just stupid and it baffles me. “The water’s ice cold and up to my nostrils, but I really want to see where this tunnel goes! Going to turn my lamp and camera off for now to save battery, see you in a few hours!”

bulwark ,

I love caving videos as well but would absolutely not do it. I like these guys videos: ActionAdventureTwins

This video is wild, they drop down like a 600’ pit in a cave. youtu.be/eULp72P0pNM?si=mi6Wc3_aMBC7Xrdy

CodexArcanum ,

Im a fan as well, their videos are excellent and they often do trips with other cavers, so you can find other small channels through them if people want more “cave content.”

What trips me out is towards the end of each video where they’ll be like, “Alright, Brad is heading back so I’m going to wrap up too. We’ve been in the cave for 12 hours, probably a good time to head up.” 8+ hours of squeezing through cold, dark passages sounds like actual nightmares I’ve had!

squiblet ,
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Some of the stuff describe in the spelunking journal is insane, like "okay, we'll rappel down this giant cliff, then there's a pond at the bottom, so we brought our scuba gear..." Cool to hear there's videos out there! I had never thought to look for some reason. When I went caving (around 2005), it was a 9 hour journey and my digital camera died on the 2nd photo, which sucked.

MBM ,

“okay, we’ll rappel down this giant cliff, then there’s a pond at the bottom, so we brought our scuba gear…”

… I’m split between being absolutely terrified of getting stuck, and thinking what you’re describing sounds awesome

squiblet ,
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It is pretty awesome, really. Definitely adventurous. I'm sure for people brave, fit and unwise to enough to do it, that's an amazing experience. People do it under the ocean too. The problem is being hours down in a cave that can only be accessed by experts at rock climbing and scuba diving is just about the most remote location possible.

balderdash9 , in What a steal
WashedOver ,
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At least they aren’t a bunch of eyes!

LillyPip ,
Enkrod ,
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Oh no… I had hoped very much that they would have been googly-eyes

anton ,

Is this the middle capture point of the mountain map with the final cap in a cable car station?

name_NULL111653 , in Helicopters are okay.
bruhduh ,
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Kolanaki ,
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Hey what happened to the 3rd reply that was just here? I tried to upvote and it wasn’t working, I reloaded and it’s gone! It was gold, dude! Put it back!

bruhduh ,
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kras ,
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One should have been upside down

GrammatonCleric , in It's hard to believe
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That’s not a circle

ivanafterall ,
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Something something map projections.

Wogi ,

This is a common misconception, this circle is actually a straight line around the globe and the “inside” includes Antarctica and new Zealand. And because there’s a race of fully sentient crab people living under the kiwis and totaling 800 billion in number, the map is correct.

Weird that they vote though

HappycamperNZ ,

Those crabs fought hard for their freedom to vote. We killed soo many of them through our backwards beliefs that now the war is over we are one of the biggest butter exporters in the world. We can only hope we have learned more than just how to use a skillet.

Wogi ,

Dude they waddle sideways in to the voting booth and unanimously vote for can of creamed crab for overlord of New Zealand. If that was a real position or person y’all would be driving sideways to work

HappycamperNZ ,

Well Americans waddled sideways in and voted for a can of Fanta… at least creamed crab doesn’t start civil unrest.

Actually… it might. Scratch that

Wogi ,

Hey less than half of us voted for Fanta. He just won because coke managed to take over most of the end cap displays.

lemmylemmy ,

Thats because the world is flat

GrammatonCleric ,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Ah yes, “Mercator Earth Theory” 😂

Mango ,

Yeah, we don’t even have a name for whateverthefuck shape India is!

supergrizzlybear , in Real Love
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But given the choice a pig wouldn’t die for you, so no bacon isn’t love, it’s murder.

empireOfLove ,

very tasty murder!

TexMexBazooka ,

Delicious murder

federatingIsTooHard ,
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all the research I can find indicates there is not sufficient evidence to conclude that non-human animals understand personal mortality, so given the choice, the pig would even understand.

Slowy ,
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I would think the cases of non-human animals committing suicide (mostly cetaceans) would be indicative that at least some of them can comprehend personal mortality on some level. It’s a bit different if an animal doesn’t eat due to stress or whatever and starves to death, I wouldn’t call that suicide. But whales occasionally just drown themselves, that’s pretty hard to rationalize any other way

federatingIsTooHard ,
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if you can find something scholarly, id love to read it.

Slowy ,
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wellbeingintlstudiesrepository.org/…/viewcontent.…

Nothing concrete of course, because it’s very difficult to study at a stage where we cannot communicate or directly observe the emotional states of animals, nor ethically design a study where one attempts to cause animals enough distress to engage in self harm or bring about their deaths (and simultaneously prove that was their intent).

It’s in no way a concluded topic, but it doesn’t make sense to reject outright either - and I definitely think there is enough evidence around for animals understanding of their peers mortality, why start with the assumption that they have an inability to recognize their own mortality in the first place? It’s good to be skeptical, but unproven anthropomorphism is just as illogical as the opposite assumption.

federatingIsTooHard ,
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i am open to evidence, but I do not have enough evidence now to support the belief that nonhuman animals understand personal mortality, so I do not believe that they do.

glorious_albus , in Romance ain't dead

Calm down, Mark Rober.

kautau ,

Hey, what’s up, everyone? Mark Rober here. I’m beyond excited to share something I’ve been secretly crafting for the past month. Brace yourselves for the grand reveal of a life-sized maze that I’ve built for my girlfriend. It’s not just any maze; it’s an epic journey with twists, turns, and challenges at every corner. Now, here’s the kicker – if she successfully navigates this labyrinth, she’s in for a unique reward: seeds. Yes, seeds. Intrigued? Stick around as we embark on this maze adventure together, and let’s see if love blossoms in the heart of this green labyrinth. Get ready for the maze of a lifetime!

CareHare ,

I did it. I read it in his voice. And now I want to join the Crunch lab club or whatever.

Cqrd ,

Damn, that’s exactly like him, wild

kautau ,
lostferret ,

The “make it twice as long” is genius.

kautau ,

My goal when AI takes over is to still be gainfully employed as a prompt engineer

/s sort of

sidekickplayah , in It would have to be a VERY lazy dog to allow a fox to jump over it anyway.

Sphinx of black quartz is for edgy nerds who take themselves to seriously. Quick brown fox is chill, like a cool autumn day when the light hits just right and everythings golden. It’s bliss

b3nsn0w ,
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counterpoint: quick broen fox is corporatized af while sphinx of black quartz has one hell of a vibe. you’re right that the fox is comfy because the cozy zone is the only spot where fun and corpos intersect and this one just so happens to fall into it but keeping it people-centric was never the point.

case in point: the test sentence we use in my native language translates to “floodproof mirror drill” to test out all our weird diacritics. no autumn vibes there, only corpos

outer_spec , in True Story
@outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

no woman has ever said “these fake eyelashes are ugly as fuck but if i wear them i bet dudes will find me hot”

true story…

Buffaloaf , (edited ) in happy partially muscled screaming skeleton day

Fun fact: The Watchmen was the first comic book to use Comic Sans

Fun fact edit: I lied.

PapaStevesy ,

Watchmen came out almost a decade before Comic Sans existed, it was hand-lettered by Dave Gibbons. In fact, it directly inspired the creation of Comic Sans according to Wikipedia.

Clusterfck ,

Holy shit I’m an idiot.

I just realized it’s comic as in books and not comic as in funny.

thanks_shakey_snake ,

You’re not an idiot-- That distinction isn’t discernable from the name per se, that information is concealed within some relatively obscure typography lore!

Consider this quote from Wikipedia:

Although many people believe that the “Comic” in Comic Sans refers to the lettering common for comic books at the time, font designer Brian Richardson revealed that this was not the case: While speaking on a panel at the 1999 Microsoft DesignTalks conference for designers, he said “We just wanted to make something fun, that people could use to inject a little bit of humor into their documents. It was actually called ‘Funny Sans Serif’ during development, but Pat convinced me last minute to change it to “Comic Sans” so that it would appear higher in the font picker.”

Now, Wikipedia doesn’t tell you that because I just made it up, but it would be totally plausible! Then some of us would be talking about how we thought it was about comic books. So you’re not an idiot, IMO.

Obi ,
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Bravo, the bit about changing the name so it would appear higher up in the list lent this a lot of credibility indeed.

Risk ,

I’m drunk and don’t know what to believe.

Artyom ,

All typography lore is obscure.

jaybone ,

I thought it was from comics as in newspaper comics, which are usually funny and used to be referred to sometimes as “the funnies.”

samus12345 ,
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FlyingSquid , in Apex predator
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This sort of thing is what makes me not trust anything with internal hard parts. Do you see me with internal hard parts? No. My beak is right there for everyone to see!

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

I… flying squid. Right. Go on ahead, sorry to disturb you.

Syd ,

I think it’s really neat we have an actual flying squid commenting on Lemmy. If you check their post history you can tell it’s a genuine flying squid too!

Seventhlevin ,

There is a spooky skeleton living inside you right now.

suckaduck ,
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It only growls when i walk stairs

TheBlue22 ,

Gamer you have a skeleton

Ejh3k , in Pug life

Lewis Hamilton?

jonne ,

I doubt he’d fly economy.

Ejh3k ,

He’s a man of the people, you never know.

ABC123itsEASY ,

Pugs and English bulldogs are kinda cut from the same cloth, I’ll give you that.

rustyfish , in Checkmate round-earthers
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

Hold on!

Is this the reason why my cock is curved?!

pancakes ,
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No, it’s because your eyeball is curved which makes your cock look curved but it’s actually perfectly straight.

Smoogs ,

Ahh parralax

Pregnenolone ,

The curvature of your dick is imperceptible (not because the earth is huge but because your cock is tiny)

Rodeo ,

The curvature has a significant and sweeping angle, but a radius of mere millimeters.

rustyfish ,
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

You dare to make fun of the two inch punisher?!

Agent641 ,

No thats actually from wind resistence.

UraniumBlazer , in Shitpost

A reminder for the uncivilized savages from a very civilized gentleman with a sweet smelling asshole: WASH YOUR ASS WITH WATER. USE A BIDET OR A BUM GUN.

Why are Americans okay with shooting up schools but not ok with shooting up their own assholes?! Bum guns also don’t require reloading! You can fire as much as you want! Use Bum guns 👍.

moosetwin ,
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I love the name bum gun

UraniumBlazer ,

I love bums

surewhynotlem ,

I’m afraid to Google this. What is a bum gun. I already have a bidet.

UraniumBlazer ,
surewhynotlem ,

Oh. Yeah. That makes a lot of sense.

Smokeydope ,
@Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

Oh I think my sink has one of those will have to try it out

Kusimulkku ,

That’s a pussy phone

I_Fart_Glitter ,

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring!

bingbong ,

Super soaker with a 1200 psi stream focusing attachment

257m ,

As a child I was to taught to use a Lota and I have never used anything else. Is that grosser than toilet paper or better?

UraniumBlazer ,

A less elegant solution, sure. But much better than using paper for god’s sake!

601error ,
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If paper is good enough for wiping the shit from my hands, it’s good enough for wiping the shit from my ass.

sneezycat ,
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And this is why I don’t like handshakes.

dylanTheDeveloper ,
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I’m a heavy shitter, I shit alot and I shit so much my ass crack looks like caramelized fondu. When I go outside flys swarm around my ass and get stuck on my sticky ass crack. Everyone would avoid me in the local Walmart when I shop for gaming supplies (Doritos and Dr Pepper mostly). I have difficultly wiping because I can’t physically reach under there and I can’t stand up in the shower. One day my mom told me to lose weight (yeah thanks for bullying me again mom 😒) and I know I’m a little heavy at the moment because I have to use cooking oil to greese up the doorframes so I can squeeze through but that’s only because of capitalism shrinking all the rental apartments and cramming as many people in as possible. Anyway I was playing Amongus and one of my femboy friends told me about bidgets. At first I was like “huh?” and he explained that because he plays Genshin he cannot physically leave the house or bathe and he has a special toilet that cleans his butthole for him. So I ordered one off Amazon and my god it is the best thing ever, now this device shoots water up my asshole and poof! No more shit streaked stretch pants woohoo!

UraniumBlazer ,

That’s amazing! Btw, what’s ur femboy friend’s snap?

HappycamperNZ ,

What a terrible day to be literate in this masterful world you have created.

SoylentBlake , in This is America

Wait til they got told Mexico is in America, they’re gonna lose their shit.

Like the USA owns the continent, pffh.

The abbreviation for the US, due to what I think are dumb syntax rules in Spanish, is E.E.U.U.

For reals. I know, right?

But wait there’s more! Mexicos official name is the United States of Mexico, or Estados Unidos de México in Spanglish.

And also in Spanish, I think

user1234 ,

I think the official English version is actually United Mexican States.

FlyingSquid ,
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EEUU makes sense when there’s also an EU.

SoylentBlake ,

In Spanish, plurality in abbreviations is denoted by doubling up the letters; so (United States) Estados Unidos -> EEUU

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