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BennyInc , in Ayo wtf my muhfuggin BATH suppose to taste like

I wonder what equal parts would feel like. Would it still be liquid and everything dissolves? Or would it just be some slurry goo?

Tar_alcaran ,

My husband always used way too much dish soap, so I water it down 1:1. 50% liquid soap, 50% water looks basically exactly like liquid soap

dalekcaan , in The fools!

And so, Teddy Ruxpin was born

aeronmelon , in Anyone old enough to/have played this?

Currently playing (and finishing for the first time) on my Switch.

LodeMike OP ,

Having fun :)

aeronmelon ,

Being chucked? Absolutely.

LodeMike OP ,

I just realized, this guy is probably the perfect guy (or NPC, whatever) to call a “chucklefuck” in vain.

tiredofsametab , in Anyone old enough to/have played this?

I have no idea what I'm looking at so I'm guessing I'm on the other side as 'too old' maybe?

LodeMike OP ,

Super Mario Sunshine. Released in 2004 I think.

magic_lobster_party ,

Phew, not that old. It was 5 years ago right?

LodeMike OP ,

20

InternetCitizen2 ,

Okay grandpa, its past your bedtime.

magic_lobster_party ,

No I’m too busy finding all the remaining blue coins

MNByChoice ,

Definitely too old.

(The good conversations split like a choose your own adventure.)

tiredofsametab ,

Ah, yeah; I was two jobs back then and definitely didn't have money for game consoles.

LodeMike OP ,

Aw :(

Well Dolphin is around if you wanna play it. You can even hook up your own controller if you want.

bdonvr , in Anyone old enough to/have played this?

I loved that buggy mess

LodeMike OP ,

Bugs make a program’s soul

DogPeePoo , in High suspense

Honnold on!

RavuAlHemio , in He's aware he's AI generated

Those remind me of the emotions produced by Thalasin+, like nage and andric.

Catoblepas , in I should be banned from using microwaves

Everyone else doesn’t just smash the +30 sec button until it gives you a time that’s close enough?

everett ,

This is the way.

Wilzax ,

Doesn’t work with “power level”, need to press “cook time” next :/

Catoblepas ,

Normal person: guess I have to enter the correct cook time

Me: enter cook time as 5 and start and then you can still smash +30 sec

SkyezOpen ,

Look at this nerd setting the power level. Just cook it on full blast like everyone else. Just let whatever it is sit and the lava parts will warm up the frozen parts eventually.

antisuck ,

Mine doesn’t have that button, but I exercise a similar strategy.

Need 1 minute? Too many buttons. 111 will be fine.

5 minutes? No. 444. Close enough.

10 minutes is 999 of course.

Etc.

Threeme2189 ,

10 minutes is 999 of course.

8:88 is closer to 10 minutes than 9:99

groet ,

Are those seconds? As in is 100 = one minute or 100 seconds? Because 111sec ~= 2min 444sec ~= 7 1/2 min 999sec ~= 16 1/2 min

maccentric ,

There’s a range in there where lower numbers can be longer times than higher ones. For instance, 111 is less time than 99, since it gets interpreted as 1:11, or 71.

Buddahriffic ,

It’s as entered on a microwave. Any one with digital time entry I’ve seen have 2 digits as seconds and then the most significant ones beyond 2 become minutes.

maccentric ,

66 is better for 1 minute

Threeme2189 ,

55 is a second closer than 66

maccentric ,

True, but on my underpowered 600w oven, 66 is perfect

Dozzi92 ,
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Glad to find a like-minded individual here. I generally do either 33 for that half minute heat, 55 for when it doesn’t quite need a minute, and 88, because after a buck thirty I should be stirring (if applicable).

We had an old microwave that had the button. It failed. I went and brought a new one home, and much to my wife’s chagrin, as is in my nature, I failed to notice the lack of 30s button.

altima_neo ,
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My complicated AF microwave has a dial. I just turn it to the right time.

errer ,

My pet peeve recently is that some microwaves don’t also automatically start when you push +30, forcing me to push an extra button…

yonder ,

Interesting. My microwave does exactly that and I use it all the time. It also has “more” and “less” buttons to fine adjust the time by increments of 10 seconds, meaning I never have to enter a number or hit “start” most of the time.

TheReturnOfPEB ,

I would do like “2:22” then START

Hikermick ,

That’s my thing. Why push lot buttons when one do trick?

Hazmatastic ,

See, that’s the thing. I still can’t tell if you’re talking about several buttons, or if you’re talking about buttons located in parking lots. You’re saving a miniscule amount of time at best.

ummthatguy , in be on the lookout for the giant rake from the sky
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spujb OP ,

i can hear this gif

ummthatguy ,
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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , in Space Alert
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3

Sam_Bass , in The fools!

Just dont call it Freddy

BroBot9000 , in Loyalty
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Americans and their high fructose corn syrup addiction.

Pissnpink ,

It’s the cheapest sugar option in the us, so it goes in everything that’s not a “premium” brand, and even then it might still have it in there.

CraigeryTheKid ,

And products that “remove” it replace it with glucose-fructose, or sometimes even pure fructose, which hilariously shows both that companies don’t give a fuck, AND consumers are really stupid on average.

teamevil ,

Both things can be true.

Ghyste ,

American manufacturers. We’re stuck with what we get and that shit’s in everything.

Most anyone you’d ask here will tell you they prefer sugar and we’ll take that option whenever it’s available and not stupidly expensive.

Dozzi92 ,
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HFCS doesn’t kill people, it’s the cardiac diseases and cancers that do!

slaacaa , in Loyalty

This actually came out a few days before the brand change: theonion.com/quaker-oats-replaces-historically-ra…

CaptPretentious , in The fools!

Why did I read that in Vincent Price’s voice? I even heard his laugh

And now you did too

ZealousSealion , in Measurements

If I were to write a programme where it would be typical to choose between units of measurement, which I’m not, the drop down menu would have a choice of “SI units” and “fuck no, you don’t get to choose!”

pipows ,
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Programme?

Edit: I looked it up, it’s a British thing. I’m not a native speaker, I’ve never seen it written like that. It looks French, I thought you guys hated the French.

hakase ,

Almost half of all English words are borrowed from French, dating from when England was colonized and culturally subjugated by the Norman French starting in 1066.

pipows ,
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I’m aware. I just find it funny that some British words like “centre” and “colour” look more French than the US counterpart

MHanak ,

For me as a non native it is computer program, put a tv programme

ZealousSealion ,

Fun fact: J’aime la France, but I’m neither French, nor British. I just try to emulate my spoken pronunciation in my writing.

Hossenfeffer ,
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We actually use program for computer programs, but programme for a programe of events. We like to be irregular.

KrankyKong ,

Sounds like the US got this one right when we dumped the latter.

theonyltruemupf ,

Spelling is still a hot mess in US English, but it’s substantially better than British.

el_abuelo ,

Better is subjective. If one measured the merits of the language on its rich cultural history, then British (as usual) wins. However, if it’s measured by accessibility for simpletons then the US (as usual) wins.

KrankyKong , (edited )

Are you suggesting that US English isn’t derived from British English? Or are you specifically talking about the history over the last couple hundred years? The US isn’t that old, and also has a rich cultural history…

Maybe an example of how Britain’s rich cultural history has better shaped the language is in order.

el_abuelo ,

Nah was just a shitpost tbh, I wouldn’t read much into it.

KrankyKong ,

Lol. Got me

MonkderDritte ,

British too like to give things a swing.

BreadOven ,

SI or die, that’s what I always say. (Not actually, but it rhymed, and I prefer SI)

Thief_of_Crows ,

For most people the imperial system is better. Fahrenheit puts 0-100 in relation to how humans feel heat, 0 is very cold, 100 is very hot, neither will kill you if you take minor precautions. Feet are the same, most everyday objects are spread across 0-10 feet long/tall. Using celsius and meters requires using a scale between -18 and 38, and a scale between 0 and 3.3. Both are clearly inferior number ranges to use when we arent required to.

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