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Gamey , in PLEAAASSEE PLEASE COME BACK TO THE OFFICE PLS

Fuck Forbes!

WtfEvenIsExistence , in now he has to eat it

Anon eats ass 😏

Gamey , in Challenge: reading google chromes blog without throwing up

Pro tip, just don’t breath whenever the anger gets worse, you will pass out before you throw up! ;)

OberonSwanson , in Therapists hate this one weird trick!
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I know you’re a cat OP but this was posted here yesterday feeling early for a repost.

Datas_Cat_Spot OP ,
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Ah damn, sorry. I stole it from Twitter and hadn’t seen it.

OberonSwanson ,
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No problem. These days so many old memes are flying around lol.

Btw, gotta say perfect name, there’s also Holodeck Moriarty here too.

Datas_Cat_Spot OP ,
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Haha, thanks! I’ve been seeing so many star trek names around. I even ran into another Spot the other day.

OberonSwanson ,
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Now you know you chose the right username lol

eager_eagle , in Your move
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she wants the D

Kolanaki ,
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The ioDine

GuitarGeek ,

Dimalayan Dalt Damp

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Salt D Lamp

MrJameGumb , in Your move
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People still have Himalayan salt lamps??? I haven’t seen one of those in at least 10 years lol

ickplant OP ,
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You clearly haven’t been to a therapist’s office. We’re required to have one by law.

Lemmylefty ,
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Does your username come from a mistaken identification?

ickplant OP ,
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It all started with a 🍆

bloodtide ,

What’s sad is I almost believed that

601error ,
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Needs some sort of signal for the science-literate that it’s just there for show and you actually do evidence-based practice.

ickplant OP ,
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Most people get that during the free consultation (aka what kind of therapist I am). So by the time they see the lamp, they don’t have questions.

burntbutterbiscuits ,

Say you’re not on tinder, without saying you’re not on tinder.

dannoffs ,
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I always thought salt lamps looked cool and wanted one. I didn’t learn until very recently that people thought they cleanse energy or whatever lol

wren ,
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I like mine just because it’s pretty to look at

and it tastes salty

brambledog , in now he has to eat it

I dont think that is the ass, I think its a cancer mass.

Either way, great day to not eat animals.

MrJameGumb , in now he has to eat it
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Asshole? Nah, that’s a uh… A flavor hole! Yeah that’s it… It increases uh… airflow and uh… enhances the um… flavonoids yeah…

They should really charge you EXTRA for that!

Maddie , in Dogs
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What. The. Fuck.

AndreyAsimow OP ,
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and it’s real

Ab_intra ,
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People are so fucking sick. 🤮

Johanno ,

I mean the dog wanted it obviously /s

Ab_intra ,
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I had a person once that wanted to discuss the topic of whether animals where able to agree or not and if sex between humans and animals would be legitimate… That conversation did not last long.

Fungah ,

Generally this conversatíon is a non starter. But: can dolphins consent?

I mean they don’t care about you consenting since they’re rapey AF but - “person-like” animals such as orangutans, dolphins, corvids, could probably offer consent in a manner that’s ethical.

I don’t think anyone should fuck any of the above, or even could fuck a corvids, but there are legitimate implications in ethics of an animal is capable of consenting to anything.

Gamey , in Don't give me a reason to go to Starbucks, damn it!

Be careful if you like one, they might loose their job! :D

MrJameGumb , in Dogs
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Is it really a “shit post” if you’re just posting a factual account of something that actually happened?

After reading that article I feel like I need to go take 10 showers now

🤢🤢🤢🤮

Amir ,
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It’s definitely a post that makes me feel like shit

mruniverse ,

Some people are just sick

cynetri , in But have you tried Jerboa?
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At the end of the day I think peoples’ systems should be made with open-source components, like firmware and OS, and then they can choose whether to put closed-source apps on it or not.

That being said, I personally moved away from proprietary social media (except youtube) mostly because they’re proprietary, plus ad tracking, so I don’t like the idea of throwing it all away just to put another closed-source app on my phone. But that’s just me

jordanlund , in Your move

Choices like this is why I gave up on Disco Elysium.

GolGolarion ,
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Lick one of these himalayan salt lamps or fuck off

MetaCubed ,

FWIW, “failing” or fucking up is meant to be part of the point of disco elysium. It all progresses the story.

THED4NIEL ,

Died of a heart attack once, getting the shirt from the ventilator. Didn’t make that much progress :(

idunnololz ,
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It’s such a good game tho :o

lapommedeterre , in Don't give me a reason to go to Starbucks, damn it!

🧅👀

shitpost , in Challenge: reading google chromes blog without throwing up

true

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