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Slinky5737 , in Which burn was worse? I'm gonna vote for #11.

This has big “FW: FW: RE: FW:” energy.

StupidBrotherInLaw ,

Seriously, I had to double check I wasn’t somehow on Facebook.

PumaStoleMyBluff ,

Going to forward it to my dad so he can slowly read it aloud during Thanksgiving dinner while a dozen people sit uncomfortably in silence, waiting for him to look up so they can awkwardly laugh.

SheDiceToday ,

Because it is, just translated to picture memes now instead of formatted to have big, flashing red-lettered words and bolded emphasis. I remember seeing this list at least a few years ago.

son_named_bort ,

Is there a forwards from Grandma community on here like there was on Reddit?

Siegfried , in No one really understands our struggle

You guys are joking and everything, but that’s what they actually think

PatFussy ,

I rent out homes and I dont get any of these because I only rent out to hispanic working families. Fight me

bouh ,

The joke falls kinda flat for me because I hear this too much already, but not as a joke…

afraid_of_zombies ,

I bet. Mine inherited 17 houses and never works. He also talks to all his customers like he is doing us a favor.

sheogorath ,

I know a guy at college who basically uses this as a pick-up line to get girls. He said if you’re with him you’re basically set because he’ll inherit a lot of house from his landlord parents so you won’t need to work anymore.

afraid_of_zombies ,

Here is hoping he attracts someone that would work on.

WhiteHawk ,

I never understood why people do that. Who wants to be together with a gold digger?

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works avatar

Women like money this is nothing new.

They might not even be a gold digger but with money comes opportunities.

ohlaph ,

Probably people who can only “attract” that way.

db2 ,

Only some, usually the very right leaning ones or the very left leaning ones. Normal people behave normally.

chuckleslord ,

I can assure you the very left leaning ones don’t. If they did, they wouldn’t be left leaning.

db2 ,

That was true a few years ago. Republicans were the good guys once too, but they sure as shit aren’t today. Things change.

chuckleslord ,

Extreme left-leaning means they agree with Marx that Capitalism is a doomed system, and work towards its dismantling. If they don’t agree with that goal… they aren’t far left.

boatswain ,

It’s so frustrating when people think left means BLM and LGBTQIA+ and vaccination. Those things are all great and I support them, but that’s not what makes me left: left is about Unions and social safety nets and community welfare and workers seizing the means of production.

SuddenDownpour ,

Left is about how you feel regarding hierarchies.

Being against discriminating people based on gender or orientation is being against hierarchies that put women or LGBT at the bottom; being against exploitation or favoring unions is about improving the situation of people who are below in a currently existing hierarchy. If you want absolute gender and LGBT equality but wholeheartedly support the right of Boeing’s shareholders to gain lots of money and not to get taxed too much, you have some leftist ideas and some right-wing ideas. If you want to establish absolute socialism but think gay people especifically shouldn’t kiss in public, you have some leftist ideas and some right-wing ideas, because you’re putting gay people at the bottom of hierarchy.

In the US, worker rights and social participation in the economy often gets left out of “what it is the left” because of the Cold War persecution against anticapitalist ideals and the predominance of the Democratic Party’s old guard at establishing discourse, which creates a skewed vision.

Aceticon ,

I’m Left because my guiding principle for how countries should be managed is “The greatest good for the greatest number”.

This puts me in a collision course often with “lefties” who are just tribalists mindlessly parroting slogans and cheering for celebrities of “their side”, because they never validate what they hear from “their side” against any such principles, which is how you end up with “lefties” such as tankies or the kind of “feminist” who just happens to be a high middle class woman who thinks “breaking the glass ceiling in corporate management” is far more important than reducing the 40,000% wage difference between CEOs and the average employee, in other words putting “loyalty to the team” far above and beyond doing what’s best for society as a whole or simply trying to further their personal greed objectives using the some “group identity” as cover.

Those not capable of putting personal upside maximization or petty emotional needs (including all those related to tribalism) to the side if that is required for the greater good, are not leftwing, IMHO.

solstice ,

I’m left by default because I don’t support violent coups, and I don’t particularly care what some people choose to do with their genitals. Pretty pathetic when I put it that way, but that’s just how it is…

db2 ,

What did it mean before then?

As I said, things change.

chuckleslord ,

Before then? It stood for general democratic desire and the idea that people should have the power over government rather than the old establishments. And before that… the concept of left and right didn’t exist. Since they came up during the French Revolution when the revolutionary members sat on the left side of the assembly in Versailles, opposite the supporters of the old regime on the right side.

Like… are you talking about ideological drift? In that case, all political forces have moved towards the right since the 80s. Most prominent in the US, where our “left” party is actually center right

crapwittyname , (edited )

I’m really not trying to dunk on you when I say this: you’ve fundamentally misunderstood the left-right political theory. A previously left-wing party can drift to the right and vice versa. A party called the “lefty left socialist communist hippy party” can be made up completely of right-wingers, and that doesn’t change the definition of left and right. I won’t try and explain the definitions of political left and right to you because there are almost definitely better explanations out there than I could give. I just implore you to find an impartial, unbiased explainer.

KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX ,
@KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml avatar

When was that, 160 years ago?

solstice ,

GHWB was pretty solid IMO. Unfairly got voted out for the whole ‘read my lips’ thing. Check out this speech at the UN Panel on Climate Change. He is coherent, dignified, rational, and reasonable. So you know, unelectable by today’s GOP, but we’ve known that for a while…

www.c-span.org/video/?11033-1/presidential-addres…

KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX ,
@KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml avatar

I was referring to Lincoln.

solstice ,

…and I’m saying GHWB wasn’t that bad IMO. The last reasonable republican of that generation. Somehow that’s a controversial thing to say though apparently 🙄

sapient_cogbag ,
@sapient_cogbag@sh.itjust.works avatar

“Left leaning landlord” is an oxymoron ;p

Or at least if someone actually held to their principles, they would not remain both for very long ^.^

(The concept of a separate ownership class, which is the defining feature of landlordism, is in direct contradiction with leftism, which at the furthest end pushes for the destruction of these sorts of hierarchical class systems, or at the very least attempts to abolish the gatekeeping and hoarding of base necessities like shelter)

DragonTypeWyvern ,

4 liberals so far are mad at reality

SloppyPuppy ,

Im a left leaning landlord and im not like that at all. Im fixing everything thats needed and improving stuff from time to time but basically staying out of their lives.

db2 ,

Good guy landlord.

I wasn’t saying psycho left is common or that you’re like that, just that they exist. It’s harder to spot them because there seems to be so very many psycho right nuts lately.

1847953620 ,

Someone I know is like this, unironically.

AlmightySnoo , in I feel the actual inflation
@AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world avatar

tbh both inflation numbers are hot

misterawesome42 ,

Yeah, I wouldn’t mind being screwed by either of these inflations.

Kerensky1101 ,
get_the_reference_ ,
Diprount_Tomato ,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

Nah reported inflation is better. Too much inflation might drown you

bobs_monkey ,

It’s a risk I’m willing to take.

HolidayGreed ,

If I learned anything from the film Weird Science it’s that anything bigger than a handful of inflation, you’re risking a sprained tongue.

KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX ,
@KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml avatar

Small tits fan checking in.

cadekat , in Still saying sweet things to each other after all these years...

At this rate, my entire comment history is just going to be mini freakouts about fucking cunts censoring “fucking cunt” on the internet. We’re allowed to be dicks here. Talking about dicks is fine.

Don’t bend over backwards to make this space advertiser friendly. Be weird!

Dozzi92 ,
@Dozzi92@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, it drives me nuts because that’s obviously what it is. MTV went to shit when they introduced commercials. Anytime you’re selling shit to the masses, God forbid you alienate a group of people because you said the word cunt.

I’ll go one step further and say fuck PG-13 ratings. If you take an R concept and make it PG-13, I know it’s going to be shit.

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

not saying cunt is offensive towards cunts- i mean australians

JPAKx4 ,

Dude, most of these memes are stolen from somewhere else. Like nobody is going to put the effort it to find the source or edit it to decensor

cadekat ,

I can’t force anyone to uncensor a post, but I can be annoying in the comments if they don’t.

Klear ,

This is the way.

RecluseRamble ,
Venator ,

fJck

RecluseRamble ,

Hey, you try to fat-finger one of those shitty mobile editors next time.

Venator ,
RecluseRamble ,

Great job! You’re hired.

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah but now it’s poorly cropped. DW I got this

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/9b03c82c-c804-46b6-b1cb-86056c9cdc7e.png

Mac ,

fukn rekd

Noodle07 ,

You know what? Thank you, we’ll get our swears back even if they censor them, this cunts

LostXOR ,

I assume the censorship was probably done by the original poster of the image. Not much point un-censoring it in that case.

sum_yung_gai ,

Fuck you cunt

Klear ,

And a merry fuck off to you too!

Venator ,

You think lemmy has original content? 🤣 Are you a fucking stupid? 🤣

IHateReddit , in Well?? Does it??

I love how every commenter has a different answer to the question https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/cf24c1fa-4199-4fde-8d0d-e8443debd984.jpeg

garbagebagel ,

And every single one of those is accurate

Betch ,
@Betch@lemmy.world avatar

I think “Only half the time.” is actually the correct answer here.

JoShmoe ,

No clearly the answer is “kinda” it justifies everything.

papertowels ,

The answer has a spread wider than those cheeks are going to be.

Daxter101 ,
basxto ,
@basxto@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

We need polls

gmtom , in AI or DEI?

Not sure if someone else has brought this up, but this is because these AI models are massively biased towards generating white people so as a lazy “fix” they randomly add race tags to your prompts to get more racially diverse results.

Marcbmann ,

I mean, I don’t think it’s an easy thing to fix. How do you eliminate bias in the training data without eliminating a substantial percentage of your training data. Which would significantly hinder performance.

bamboo ,

Rather than eliminating the some of the training data, you could add more training data to create an even balance.

kromem ,

Indeed - there’s a very good argument for using synthetic data to introduce diversity as long as you can avoid model collapse.

kromem , (edited )

Exactly. I wish people had a better understanding of what’s going on technically.

It’s not that the model itself has these biases. It’s that the instructions given them are heavy handed in trying to correct for an inversely skewed representation bias.

So the models are literally instructed things like “if generating a person, add a modifier to evenly represent various backgrounds like Black, South Asian…”

Here you can see that modifier being reflected back when the prompt is shared before the image.

It’s like an ethnicity AdLibs the model is being instructed to fill out whenever generating people.

KSPAtlas ,
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

Didn’t someone manage to leak one of the tags into the image once?

jwhardcastle , in No pets

I don’t have claustrophobia, but thinking about this dude is about as close as I get. What an awful way to die, and I can’t imagine how insane you have to be to enjoy this hobby.

enjoy_slurm ,
@enjoy_slurm@lemmy.world avatar

This hole was made for me

wesker ,

You’d have to be really nutty.

KeefChief13 ,

Nutty putty?

Steve ,

Too soon

IWantToFuckSpez ,

Dude had a very long time to contemplate and regret every choice he made that caused him to end up in that situation

Lath ,

Not that long. Once the blood started pooling in his head, things probably got weird.

SupraMario ,

This is the time where I’d be like you can break whatever is needed to get me out of this fucking hole. I’ll scream but keep pulling.

LucasWaffyWaf ,

IIRC if they broke his legs to get him out he very likely could have died from shock.

Batbro ,

That sounds better

SupraMario ,

Couldn’t they have sedated him or something? This is just an awful way to die.

clb92 ,

Any anesthesiologists volunteering to crawl down there?

SupraMario ,

In a situation like this, I don’t think they’d be worried about harming him. Dude was going to die, so if I’m him, try everything possible.

TheFriar ,

Hey, sounds like a great time to take your first 12 doses of heroin

SupraMario ,

If it doesn’t kill me and gets me out of that situation…fuck it

moon ,

Nah should’ve just rolled a grenade down there tbh

Sternout ,

Even though his friend got help in time, they couldn’t pull him out before he died.

RIP_Cheems ,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

You’ve clearly never heard of underwater spelunking

ken27238 ,
@ken27238@lemmy.ml avatar

Cave diving is next level crazy.

Llewellyn ,

You mean suicide with hops?

chiliedogg ,

Spelunking terrifies me, but I’m actively working towards my cave diving cert.

I can always cut my straps and squirm out of my gear if things get tight, and I don’t have to worry about gravity.

designatedhacker , in Fell asleep while wife was driving home last night, she went above and beyond by remembering how important this was to me...

Also going 69 MPH? Nice.

Iwasondigg ,

Nice.

dumbluck ,

Nice

stanka ,

Noice

NarrativeBear , (edited )
RagnarokOnline ,

Nice.

WtfEvenIsExistence , in Absolutely nothing of note happened in China in June 1989, right?

Nothing happend at Reddit’s Frontpage on June 12, 2023. The so called “protests” is a hoax invented by the Lemmy devs attempting to discredit our wonderful platform. The “purge of moderators” never happened, not one single moderator was purged. And those who did get purged are violent rioters internet vandals. Reddit is the greatest platform ever, and Lemmy is filled with racists and spammers and ads and evil developers trying censor posts and take away user freedom. Long live CEO Spaz! May his wisdom guide us towards a better future!

gravitas_deficiency ,

I can’t wait to hear about Spez’s new 5-year plan!

betterdeadthanreddit ,

Based on that one sub he used to mod, he and Mao might have something else in common. At least a Spez 5-year plan only risks causing a content famine.

Thedogspaw ,

Hexbear thinks spez is based af

KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX ,
@KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml avatar

You probably do not know about lemmygrad. It’s like the MAGA version of /r/The_Putin

kamenlady ,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

Spez’ thoughts & Wisdom about Musk & Twitter:

nbcnews.com/…/reddit-blackout-protest-private-ceo…

partial_accumen , in Goodbye, old friend.

Future Martian geologists. “This rock has no business being here. There must have been a glacier at some point that moved it here.”

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

“this structure is not a natural formation. someone must have built it, so it must lead somewhere.” vibes

maccentric ,

Aliens!!

deegeese ,

The tracks lead to the rover.

Ferrous ,

I wonder if there’d be a different prefix for a Martian geologists. I suppose they could be called areologists?

variants ,

What are you, an etymologist?

thesporkeffect ,

Those brave men and women who gave their all to study the areola, no matter the cost

E: but aresiologer sounds cool

theneverfox ,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

I used to think that data was easily preserved, so clearly it’d be around for future generations

I no longer think this to be true - not without extensive work to keep it alive

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Crazy haired martain: EARTHLINGS

DrDominate , in Not to mom shame...
@DrDominate@lemmy.world avatar

You wear a tinfoil cap to keep the radio waves from controlling your brain.

I wear a tinfoil cap to keep my brain’s waves from interfering with nearby electronics.

We are not the same.

lennster69 ,

Finally found a brother who gets it

hungryphrog ,

So that’s how I stop the fridge from reciting random frog facts!

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Do you really want it to stop though?

hungryphrog ,

It’s my job!
Did you know that pumpkin toadlets are so tiny that they can’t land correctly when they jump?

Enkrod ,
@Enkrod@feddit.de avatar

Yes! Did you know that they can’t hear their own mating calls?

hungryphrog ,

Yes!

lugal ,

I wear my tinfoil cap to keep people from socializing with me.

We are not the same.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

That’s what Larry did on Curb!

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/89eafe22-8071-4e83-80d1-7dd37735af13.jpeg

His hat pushed society away and he loved it.

lugal ,

It’s the same picture

EleventhHour , in Hidden by default
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar
surewhynotlem , in Blue Fluid !!!

“we had a driver who didn’t immediately stop yesterday… He’s dead now… But also let’s put up a cute meme!”

TopRamenBinLaden ,

Don’t ignore the blue fluid or we will turn you into red fluid.

Cold_Brew_Enema ,

DAE ACAB?!?!

funkless_eck ,

unironically yes.

BigBananaDealer ,
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

then where is that brave soldiers upvotes? must be a bunch of bootlickers downvoting someone saying ACAB

Kusimulkku ,

Oh shit they killed the driver and made a meme??

horndogAI , in it really makes sense

I’m glad to hear this is fake but it seemed 100% believable to me

homesnatch ,

The part where it said “Christmas Bonus” should have been the tip off…

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Or just “bonus.”

extant ,

That’s because you assume it means financial reward but the real reward is the privilege to serve the company, what a bonus!

KISSmyOS ,

The real treasure was the sociopathic acquaintances we made along the way.

MystikIncarnate ,

That’s the joke.

Elon is so random and unpredictable that you can make up just about anything about him and nobody will really know if it’s satire or not…

anonono , in Redditor when women

People always forget about the rules of the internet.

Rule 29: On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.

Rule 30: Girls do not exist on the internet

Seudo ,

And if they do tits or gtfo!

Willer ,

I had a three point argument ready on why that line is not sexist but i forgor 💀

Texas_Hangover ,

As I understand it, most girls on the internet are in fact dudes out to scam poor simple thirsty motherfuckers like us, so “tits or gtfo” is simply a type of verification process to protect ourselves 😇

basxto ,
@basxto@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

It was always hard to verify images. Images with timestamps and weird specific instructions were a good way around that, but AI…

Corkyskog ,

Tits with a skin tonned banana for scale in between them. Good luck AI

dylanTheDeveloper ,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Hello I am 5 years old and vulnerable 🖐️😩🖐️ and I’m definitely NOT an agent

Lemminary ,

Which is weird when you think about Rule 31: Tits or GTFO—the choice is yours.

And to that I say…

https://media.tenor.com/AOpcj2dhQBAAAAAC/show-me-your-fucking-dick.gif

basxto ,
@basxto@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

moobs

Okokimup ,
@Okokimup@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve never known men to be resistant to sending a dick pic. You don’t even have to ask.

Edit: missing letter.

Lemminary ,

Ahem… well? 😏

AlpacaChariot ,

This is brave

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