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Zink , in Tromboner
@Zink@pawb.social avatar

Imagine having to blow your instrument

this comment was made by percussion gang

Viking_Hippie ,

Imagine having to bang your instrument

This comment was made by vocals gang

Imgonnatrythis ,

Imagine eating ass With your instrument.

-autoharp gang

Viking_Hippie ,

Well played! I was expecting deep throating but you took it a step further! 👏

…just like your mom last night

OpenHammer6677 ,

Imagine not having an instrument to bang

This comment was made by the finger piano gang

rostby ,

Imagine having to finger your instrument

This comment was made by the voices in my head gang

isVeryLoud ,

Imagine having to finger your instrument

This comment was made by the triangle gang

tryptaminev ,

I’d rather people jerk off, finger or blow their beloved instruments than kicking and beating them.

Shieldtoad ,

Composers be like here is a weird whistle to blow and the percussion gang has to do it.

HubertManne ,

yeah now im thinking how you put your lips on one end and then do a reach around on the other.

moody ,

The rusty trombone is a classic.

Bgugi ,

I know this comments wasn’t written by percussion gang because it isn’t in crayon and it uses words.

Holyhandgrenade , in Scrooge mcduck discovers bankruptcy
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

I have a working theory that Donald Duck comics never got popular in the US because of the ever-present scathing critique of capitalism

DragonTypeWyvern ,

The Duck Tales show where he’s the good guy did really well tho

snooggums ,
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

That's because he was shown to care about a few people he was related to without needing to give up his vast amount of wealth.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

This despite him being named after Ebeneezer Scrooge for a reason. I guess he was post-ghost visit Scrooge.

Holyhandgrenade ,
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

Funny thing is, I feel like the new Ducktales series is the closest TV representation of the comics-versions of the characters. They change some things (most crucially they give Huey, Dewey and Louie individual personality traits), but overall it really feels like watching the European comic books come to life. Scrooge is still too much of a good guy, where in the comics he’s often a kind of villain.

snor10 ,

They’re not!? Colour me surprised!

Super popular in Sweden, at least when I grew up.

Even_Adder ,

Donald got comics in Sweden that characterized him completely differently than how he’s shown in the US. I think he’s a much better character there.

Holyhandgrenade ,
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

Donald was always a more appealing character to me than Mickey Mouse because he’s so relateable. He has trouble with love and with money and he’s impulsive and impatient.
Mickey, on the other hand, is such a nothing-character. He’s basically just a brand mascot at this point, with no recognizeable character traits.
And while there are iterations of Mickey that actually give him a personality, it’s much less consistent than Donald.

DroneRights ,

And I don’t understand why anyone likes Minnie either. She has exactly one more character trait than Mickey, and it’s “girl”. Which is just a perfect little example of patriarchy’s normalisation of manhood and why the 1900s sucked at writing female characters

Holyhandgrenade ,
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah they probably only created Minnie just to have a female character, without thinking about trivial stuff like a personality. Same for Smurfette

DroneRights ,

Oh, Smurfette is actually interesting. Smurfs are a single-gender species in nature, but Smurfette was created by an evil wizard to inflitrate the smurfs and help the wizard capture them. So the fact that her only personality trait is “girl” is actually diagetically justified and it can lead into some interesting directions. That said, after breaking free from her programming she has the personality traits of guilt for her past actions and appreciating a new family. So there’s actually a bare minimum of depth there and tons of room to grow the story and the character in interesting directions, though unfortunately that promise wasn’t really explored because… it’s the fucking smurfs

SadLuther ,

I never thought I would read Smurf lore, but here we are.

DroneRights ,

Also the smurfs are anarcho-communists

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I can’t think of anyone I grew up with in America in the 80s who read Disney comics at all.

snor10 ,

Sweden in the 90’s and 00’s kids would collect the Disney pocket books like they where shonen manga.

The spines would make a continuous picture and having no gaps where a mark of pride.

kerf ,

Spot on! I looked upon my collection with pride when I visited my parents last time. Even have most of the early ones where only half of the spreads were printed in color

snor10 ,

Haha, nostalgin alltså.

Samlade aldrig själv, men hade vänner som var galna i Kalle Anka pocketböcker lol.

Holyhandgrenade ,
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

Was it also possible to subscribe to the pocket books in Sweden? I had a subscription growing up in Iceland (Donald Duck is huge over there as well)

snor10 ,

I didn’t collect them myself, so I actually don’t know.

But it seems like a pretty safe bet to assume you could.

What is Donald Duck called in Icelandic? In Sweden he is kalled Kalle Anna and in Denmark I think Anders And.

Hewey Dewey and Lewey is called Knatte Fnatte and Tjatte.

Holyhandgrenade ,
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

The comics were only available in Danish for a while so we mostly took the Danish names, so in Icelandic Donald is Andrés Önd (similar to Anders And).
The nephews are Ripp, Rapp and Rupp (Rip, Rap and Rup in Danish).
Funnily enough there’s a generational gap between people who call Goofy Fedtmule (the Danish name) or Guffi (the Icelandic translation name)!

snor10 ,

Lol, Goofy is called Långben in Swedish, meaning “long leg”

Gestrid ,

The spines would make a continuous picture and having no gaps where a mark of pride.

That usually only happens in “complete collections” or something like that in the US. With any medium, I mean. Movies, books, comics, etc… And it doesn’t always happen, either.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

I recall them being popular in Germany, too, but yeah, they never took off like that here in the US.

snor10 ,

Disney had (has?) a very strong cultural position in Sweden.

It’s a Christmas tradition to watch a TV broadcast of a Disney cartoon medley that started 1960 and is still going strong, the majority of Swedes watch it every year.

Before the dedicated cartoon channels made their debut in the latter half of the 90’s, the only time you could watch cartoons where on Friday night, and it was all Disney. It was called Disneydags, or Time for Disney translated.

FedFer ,

In Italy, for some reason, Mickey Mouse comics (including a lot of Donald Duck stories) are SUPER popular, Donald’s depicted as always in debt, losing any job he can get and going on extreme life-threatening adventures with Scrooge just to get a cent off his uncle’s debt list, but nobody uses this to actually think that this might be a real world problem and brushes it off as an exaggeration. Are Italians (including me) blind?

HawlSera ,

That would sadly explain it. We only recently got out of the Temporarily Embarrassed Millionaire phase and only because we were basically forced to.

bquintb , in Redditor when women
@bquintb@midwest.social avatar

There are no women on the internet

/s

pascal ,

There are no women on the internet

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Ilovethebomb ,

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  • Acters ,

    People like margot robbie here are enough reason to know that this shitpost is not making any good points, it’s literally a joke

    obinice ,
    @obinice@lemmy.world avatar

    Margot robbie is that woman from stranger things right? I’m lost on the reference here though, is she super sexist against other women or something? I only really know her from that show 🤔

    MargotRobbie ,
    @MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

    When was I ever in Stranger Things? I was recently in a fairly popular movie. You may have seen ads for it in the last few months.

    Also, that’s esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie to you!

    Comment105 ,

    It’s so weird that you keep it up. You’ve been committed to this for like half a year basically every day now?

    SCB ,

    Consistency is what enables talent to become professionalism

    Syrc ,

    I had a friend who roleplayed as Napoleon on Facebook for multiple years. You just need dedication (plus they told me it was pretty entertaining).

    Not that it has anything to do with Ms. Robbie here, obviously.

    MargotRobbie , (edited )
    @MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

    Your friend sounds like he would make a good actor! After all, a good actor always has to be 100% committed to their role at all times.

    Syrc ,

    He did a couple stage plays actually! I don’t think he’s interested in it as a career but I could definitely see him as an actor.

    CanadianCarl ,

    May I see a video, of you holding up today’s newspaper, with the date visibly showing, with a shoe on your head? Then I will know you are real. Can’t trust pictures these days.

    havokdj ,

    stranger things

    Lolwut?

    I’ll give you a hint

    obinice ,
    @obinice@lemmy.world avatar

    I’ve yet to see it happen, but if it does, let me know.

    4chan seems to just be a place for emotionally stunted incels and wannabe sex offenders to hang out and share their deeply misguided views.

    It makes you wonder what sort of human being actually pays to keep the place running and thinks they’re doing good :-(

    CADmonkey ,

    thinks they’re doing good :-(

    Maybe they’re trying to keep them in one place, where thry can be observed?

    TotallynotJessica ,
    @TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world avatar

    It obviously hasn’t worked.

    Syrc ,

    4chan isn’t really that bad honestly. It’s just the epitome of “FrEe SpEeCh”, and as a consequence it attracts a crapton of social outcasts who finally have a place to vent their horrible opinions.

    The 10% of the site that isn’t talking about women or politics is actually pretty nice.

    Jax ,

    Exceptions to rules prove them, my friend.

    workerONE ,

    Hours after the Charlottesville car attack that killed Heather Heyer I went to /b/ to see if anyone wanted to virtually protest the alt-right white supremacist websites, and it was filled with post after post urging people to kill more protestors with their cars.

    Syrc ,

    Because that’s virtually the only place where you can do that and not get banned. So obviously all the nutjobs flocked there to do it.

    Doesn’t change that there’s still fun discussion sometimes on the site, although it’s hardly worth it when it’s so full of misogyny and alt-right propaganda. I admire the people that manage to stay sane in there.

    pascal ,

    Man, it’s freedom of speech. I can ask the same questions before cutting out and blocking some of the most polarized communities on Lemmy.

    theuberwalrus ,

    There apparently was a novel mathematical proof dropped on 4chan. Forget the name, but it had something to do with an anime as well.

    daltotron ,

    Most people think it’s just kind of a free speech hellhole, but it’s not, that’s just the coat of paint the site took on/has always slightly had. Remnants of an idealized 1990’s internet space where people thought everything would be free to use and free to access, and the storage would be infinite, ironically concocted by out-of-touch yuppies who didn’t work on the pipes. In reality, free speech bullshit is always just a cover for admins to be able to enforce whatever totally inconsistent rules that they want without any form of repercussion, because obviously there are limits, even just legally, in terms of keeping the site up, and keeping it free from commercial spam, and having advertisers stay on. Most rules you can concoct have some sort of exception, or lack of clarity, or are too restrictive, so it really just falls down to some arbitrary decision as to what stays around and what doesn’t.

    With sites like 4chan, it isn’t so much that “free speech” just inevitably leads to this tragedy of the commons where everyone becomes or is taken over by racists and incels, it’s more that active decisions are made to turn these sites into shitholes by malignant actors, because sites like 4chan are the easiest targets, and have a kind of natural selection bias towards the type of people they want to recruit. They take advantage of this fact that “free speech” is obfuscating the actual moderation and enforcement of the site, and then use it to promote whatever ideologies they want, like a little internet meme terrarium, or maybe more of a virus cell culture. Then, this attracts other malignant actors, some of whom are even funded by different states, who work within the bounds of the site to advance it one step further, until you have a kind of horrible coalition of different ideas all stewing together.

    Thus, most of the people who run the site nowadays are white supremacist dicks, funded by a hands-off japanese internet techbro libtertarian, and toy company “Good Smile”.

    Which is all kind of tragic, because, like that one guy said, it’s responsible for a novel mathematical proof, the revival of a british indie rock band, the beginnings of anonymous, probably some other cool stuff I can’t remember. Lots of early classic internet memes, of course. It’s not all bad, really, it’s just the lowest hanging fruit of web forum. Sometimes that’s shitty, but then sometimes you get draw*** threads, where artists will go in and take low-pressure requests or concoct some sort of forum-game. Idealized, it’s sort of like pub bathroom graffiti, or something. Which isn’t really nefarious, is never serious, is sometimes charming, and very very occasionally is beautiful, useful, or novel.

    Seudo ,

    Like when they told us Scientology isnt an innocent budding religion…

    Theharpyeagle ,

    Holy incel, batman!

    pissclumps ,

    Everyone on the Internet is male until proven female

    z500 ,
    @z500@lemmy.world avatar

    The Internet, where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.

    TotallynotJessica ,
    @TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world avatar

    Men are 12 year old boys, women are adult men, and children are either FBI agents or catfishing pedophiles.

    NotMaster ,

    How can women be real if our eyes aren’t!

    havokdj ,

    Sometimes I wonder if he was trying to be deep somehow or if he just dropped a 10 sheet before going on twitter.

    TotallynotJessica ,
    @TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world avatar

    I think he heard some philosophy stuff out of context or over simplified, and was knee deep in inferences when he tweeted that. Something like:

    • The only thing we know with certainty that we exist.
    • So we don’t know if anything, including what we perceive, is real.
    • If our perception could be fake, we can’t even know that our sensory organs, like eyes, are real.
    • However, in my perceived life, I can look at myself in a mirror, and see my own body and my own eyes.
    • If my perception isn’t real, and my eyes aren’t real, how can I see them in that mirror?
    • If our eyes aren’t real, we wouldn’t be able to see them in a mirror for… some reason.
    • But my name is Jaden Smith, and I can’t understand that a fake reality could trick me into thinking I see my own eyes, so I think being able to see my eyes in a mirror means my eyes must be real, the mirror must be real, and the physical world exists with certainty. I disproved solipsism guys!

    In all seriousness, I don’t think he believed his eyes weren’t real, he was asking a rhetorical question that he thought proved something deep. However, because he was a dumb teenager, he thought he could figure out something no one in history ever considered, and was thus making some grand contribution to society.

    dylanTheDeveloper ,
    @dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

    The MOON hides FROM ME

    WindowsEnjoyer ,

    Women is haram

    /s

    Comment105 ,

    Reddit is a sausagefest and no, woman, you can’t have any sausage!

    /s² = -/s

    Seudo ,

    /s

    The reddit taint is strong with this one.

    vale ,

    you know that /s has been around since the discussion board days before Reddit was even a thing right?

    Seudo ,

    Nahhhh

    /S

    nieceandtows , in nooooooo

    Why the fuck would it get removed? It’s part of Lemmy lore now.

    TexMexBazooka ,

    Yeah that’s kind of a smooth brain move on the mods part tbh

    Slowy ,
    @Slowy@lemmy.world avatar

    Is it possible see the listed reason in mod log?

    TWeaK , (edited )

    Yes, if it was removed by a mod. If it was deleted by the creator, then no.

    Also strictly speaking maybe no if the admin of the user’s instance did some special fuckery. Every post or comment is hosted first on the user’s instance, then federated, so if the user’s instance is running altered lemmy code then it could do all sorts of funky shit.

    Edit: @mizu6079 is still around, so maybe they’ll come and answer. That should have sent them a mention, the instance agnostic link for them is /u/[email protected] (if your app can handle those, it will be a link on the website). Seems like they deleted all their comments.

    Edit2: The original post still exists for me: lemm.ee/post/241183. You’ll have to browse their profile using the instance agnostic link to see if it’s on your instance.

    Edit3: I see nothing on the lemmy.world instance, looks like they wiped their account entirely. Yet their posts do seem to exist still on some other instances.

    DocMcStuffin ,
    @DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world avatar

    I archived the federated post in-case it goes poof.

    ghostarchive.org/archive/BxVd1

    TWeaK ,

    That’s not the federated post, that’s the current lemm.ee post - which won’t include any of the user’s comments (they are deleted on lemm.ee).

    The federated post is always on the user’s instance. In this case, even though the community it was posted in was lemmy.ml, the user was in lemmy.world, so that is the federated host. This is the link to the federated post, but it’s been deleted so you just get an error: lemmy.world/post/440073

    match ,
    @match@pawb.social avatar

    what if they deleted it because they hate being asked about it? and now we’re here calling them out on their poop misadventures

    TWeaK ,

    This is the internet, we don’t delete things here.

    jarfil ,

    One of the biggest tragedies of the Internet: you can’t delete stuff you want deleted, only stuff you expected to stay around, keeps getting deleted.

    Ghostalmedia ,
    @Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

    Two other possibilities. 1) the user did it, or 2) the user started posting some crap, got banned, and lemmy’s trash mod tools encouraged “delete all posts.” Lemmy mod tools are truly garbage.

    XEAL ,

    The post got reddited lol

    Dasnap , in I miss 2011 memes
    @Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

    There was an extinction event and Wojak evolved to fill in the ecosystem’s niches.

    wrath-sedan , (edited )
    @wrath-sedan@kbin.social avatar

    Unironically a fantastic example of speciation.

    atomicorange ,

    Convergent evolution is so fascinating!

    DrQuint , (edited )

    Also pepes. I swear, pepes were JUST ABOUT to go away, and then Twitch of all places added pepes as default emotes and gave brain rot to a whole generation. Basically an invasive species being brought everywhere.

    AClassyGentleman , in Don't give me a reason to go to Starbucks, damn it!

    Alright as someone who has seen this happen… Don’t. Fist off, if the employee doesn’t already know what the benefits of a union are and how to go about organizing one, this does nothing to change that. Second, it puts them in a dangerous position with management. Obviously, any good Union drive should be fully prepared for union busting tactics, but ideally you want to keep that shit secret from management for as long as possible. And imagine how frustrated you’d be if a customer pulling a stunt like this got you fired.

    Instead what you want to do is talk to your family, friends, and coworkers about what a union can do for them and talk about how to effectively organize a union drive. Make sure that shit is led by the workers, and puts forward strong demands and escalating tactics. They should also absolutely get community support, but in organized, meaningful ways - think things like mailing lists to get the word out about rallies, boycotts, etc.

    Unions are hell of a tool and they should be organized in the most effective possible ways.

    PeleSpirit ,

    That’s a pretty awful company if the customer can get an employee in trouble for just saying the word.

    Kes ,
    @Kes@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    It’s Starbucks so yeah. They’re pretty paranoid about unions after a few locations unionized

    Rakonat ,

    One of many, many reason I do not step foot in one or give them my money. I know everyone has to earn a living somehow, but can’t support that place.

    Redderthanmisty ,

    Starbucks has been known to shut down entire stores if they got even a whiff of a unionization attempt.

    KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX ,
    @KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml avatar

    Next they’ll start running people over with tanks.

    PeleSpirit ,

    Oh I know, I’m in Seattle and have seen it. But a customer just making you say the word? That’s ridiculous.

    Denvil , in Front and Backflipping

    John Cartwheel would like a word with both of them

    ThrowawaySobriquet ,

    No one gives Tina Tumble credit for starting the whole upside-down-then-not movement

    Nfamwap ,

    We just glossing over the influence of Sammy Somersault? His early work was groundbreaking.

    aniki ,

    That’s because of that grandstanding cunt, Bobby Barrelroll.

    werefreeatlast ,

    A cousin, second removed from Whil Wilson of the Wheeler family.

    someguy3 , in His neighbors live in constant terror

    See this is the superiority of the metric system. You say a 0.112 km loop and you know that’s a 112 m loop. Say 0.07 miles and thefuckisthatonanyotherscale.

    hemko ,

    Yeah decimal inches/miles/whatever is probably the worst crime of the system.

    prowess2956 ,

    It does sound pretty impressive that each loop is 4,435.2 inches

    suction ,

    it’s 11.5 stone

    makingStuffForFun ,
    @makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml avatar

    Equivalent to 14 winter parsnips. If we want to get accurate about it.

    lauha ,

    That’s 70 millimiles obviously. How is that different to metric?

    Sorry, am european. I know fuck all about imperial units.

    benedikt ,

    Easy. You open einheiten.quadrivium.de go with distance 0.07 miles and you see its 3.8 blue whales…

    Lets_Eat_Grandma ,

    0.07 Landmeile = 1.4 Megapapierdicke

    TWeaK , in Jan Smit
    opitech ,

    Pure art

    zaphod ,

    Thank you, I came here to comment that he looks like a turtle and there it already is, this masterpiece.

    bobs_monkey ,

    This man is turtley enough for the turtle club

    puchaczyk , in Round 2 🚢

    Their business strategy will be releasing another rendered picture every six months to bring in new investors and inevitably after few years they will ethier go bankrupt or become another yacht company that will call itself “yacht market disruptor” or “the most innovative yacht company”.

    einfach_orangensaft ,

    or they just the psyop to cover up a new class 9f military submarine being build, u cant hide a drydock from satelites but u can lie about what u building there

    snooggums , in 1 gone. who's next?
    @snooggums@midwest.social avatar

    Top left isn’t gone.

    They surrendered.

    Ensign_Crab ,

    There’s two confederate flags, then?

    snooggums ,
    @snooggums@midwest.social avatar

    👍

    strawberry ,

    oh I thought that was the fr*nch flag

    octopus_ink ,

    LOL we’d be the CSA now if the confederacy’s record was anywhere near as good as the French. I’ve got a pile of laundry in the basement that’s been there longer than the entire duration of the confederacy.

    strawberry ,

    hasn't the mcrib been around longer than the confederacy?

    octopus_ink ,

    Confederacy: 1861-1865

    McRib: 1981-present.

    😆

    funkless_eck ,

    I really have no idea why Americans bash the French so much for this - and I say this as an English man. We don’t blame the Jews for the Holocaust, why blame the French for being over run by the Nazis?

    strawberry ,

    ngl this is not some thought out thing I see French surrender meme I play along

    psy32nd OP ,

    “Surrendering in a warfare” is exactly “being beaten”. So gone.

    TheLorax ,
    @TheLorax@sh.itjust.works avatar

    The French were not “gone” from France when they surrendered. Beaten ≠ gone

    Tja ,

    They’re just French

    Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
    @Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

    Maybe they’re Neutrals

    snooggums ,
    @snooggums@midwest.social avatar

    Neutrals have a gray flag.

    UnderpantsWeevil ,
    @UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

    Tell my wife I said hello

    Varyk , in And why you gotta touch my back with those ice blocks 😩
    SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

    But that ‘no one:’ makes the joke.

    Varyk ,

    I don’t see how

    SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

    That’s because it’s not ‘how’ it’s ’no one:’.

    Varyk ,

    You being less funny doesn’t make that phrase funnier

    SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

    No one:

    This person being mean:

    Varyk ,

    No one:

    Caring

    SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

    See?

    Now you’re understanding!

    Varyk ,

    Your revelation might just be relative to your general understanding

    SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

    You’ve got to dumb that down about 87% for me to understand.

    Varyk ,

    Stop playing, there’s no way you understand percentages

    SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

    A baseless personal attack!

    This is getting fun, do it again Varyk.

    Varyk ,

    I didn’t know that would hit so close to home.

    I’m glad you find this fun.

    SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

    I don’t know what hits home because you still haven’t dumbed it down so I can understand, buddy.

    Varyk ,

    No worries, nobody expected you to

    SatansMaggotyCumFart ,
    Varyk ,

    yuriy ,

    if we wanna be semantic, it does make it funnier by comparison to this new, absolute-funny-zero

    Varyk ,

    Really?

    I’m not asking this facetiously, can you explain how?

    I find the cropped version funnier.

    yuriy ,

    we’re talking about the wording of a randy’s comment at this point, not the actual post lol

    Varyk ,

    Haha oh a hundred percent I’m just blahblahing now that I found out what it’s supposed to mean.

    Sombyr ,

    It’s a weird gen Z thing. The original point of the “no one” meme was to make jokes about people responding to things nobody has ever said. Subverting the punchline is a way to increase humor because it’s not expected. Misusing the meme phrase entirely sets you up to think the meme is going in a direction you’re familiar with only to be a completely different meme, thus increasing the humor. However the “no one” meme has been used this way so often that misusing it became the default use of it instead. Now the humor from it comes from the opposite, in that it’s basically a universal buildup that works for any joke. More or less it’s a beat phrase that sets up a brief moment of suspense for the punchline, similar to how comics will have dialogueless beat panels to increase the humor of the punchline.

    Gen Z grew up with this kind of humor, which is why they think it’s so much funnier than older people do. Equally, gen alpha will likely have completely different humor gen Z doesn’t understand.

    Varyk , (edited )

    I understand that it’s somehow being used incorrectly, but I’m not sure I understand that a correct usage of it would be.

    Isx the joke here supposed to be “nobody has ever said girl’s hands are cold”?

    Because that’s a common trope in TV shows, novels, regular conversation.

    If the joke is that girl’s hands are cold, why would you need “no one”, and if the joke is that nobody would talk about girls hands being cold, then clearly that’s incorrect.

    I appreciate the long explanation, I just do not understand it yet and I’ve received so many different explanations of what “no one” is supposed to mean without getting any closer to what the joke is.

    And I completely agree that whatever the original meaning was is essentially lost in people just put the phrase “no one” in front of any image pretending it is a setup to a joke that it is not.

    That’s why I crop these images, because there doesn’t seem to be anything semantically or comedically gained from “no one”.

    It’s like putting a hat on a hat.

    Sombyr , (edited )

    Put simply it isn’t a joke. It’s evolved to the point where it basically means “prepare yourself, a joke’s coming.”

    It’s just a meme that got so overused that it doesn’t mean anything anymore.

    Think of it like how 90% of knock knock jokes don’t need the setup of answering the door, it’s just a familiar setup. Why is a banana knocking on the door? Why does there need to be a door in the setup of interrupting cow? That’s what “no one” means to younger people. It’s a familiar way to set up the joke.

    Edit: I forgot to mention, correct usage would be something like:

    Nobody:
    Me: A trillion lions could totally defeat the sun.

    The joke being nobody asked, nobody cares, and I said it anyway.

    Varyk ,

    Okay, thank you for the explanation, I think I understand the structure now.

    It’s a non-sequitir with an extra step, and despite the setup only making sense preceding non-sequitirs, the setup is used constantly with things people commonly talk about, are obviously popular or easy to get.

    I think the knock knock setup makes sense because it very clearly sets the audience in a framework, encouraging you to inquire about the situation that you interrupt by subverting expectations via a punchline.

    The no one line seems more like gilding a lily, a hat on a hat, superfluous.

    It doesn’t add much to a joke or non-sequitur, it’s just pointing out that this thing from left field is from left field, while of course if the statement was from left field then you wouldn’t need to explain that it was from left field.

    Weird.

    I understand it better now, and I appreciate your explanation, but I’ll keep cropping these as I see them.

    The no one line feels too much like a kindergartener rubbing their hands together like “I have a joke for you! My joke is a statement!”

    Sombyr ,

    Feel free. The whole “no one” thing has gotten a bit annoying for me too, since the initial memes of it showed up well into my adulthood, well past when my sense of humor had already developed and mostly solidified. I suppose we’re all becoming old people shaking our fist at those darn kids we can’t understand. It’s just good to keep in mind they grew up in a different world with different jokes and games, so their humor is always gonna seem a little weird.

    I prefer to embrace it and just use the memes even more wrong to make them cringe. I think that’s hilarious.

    Dozzi92 ,
    @Dozzi92@lemmy.world avatar

    I know you were being sarcastic.

    Pregnenolone , in They're perfectly good brownies, Karen. What is your problem?

    They don’t really look like they’d come from that pan

    webadict ,

    They didn’t, otherwise there’d be one less, they’d be wider, flatter, and the tray picture wouldn’t be from an amazon listing.

    coffeecat ,

    This guy pans.

    evil_ostrich , in My children will refer to me as father.
    @evil_ostrich@lemmy.world avatar

    My daughter calls me Daddio.

    It’s pretty fucking awesome.

    rmuk ,

    It’s only cool if you look like that guy from the Iron Giant.

    Everythingispenguins ,

    Sounds like she is one cool cat.

    3ntranced ,

    Slide me some skin daddio

    havokdj ,

    sus

    Fedizen ,

    Hopefully you’ve given her a proper hat and a pack of cigs because she’s so cool

    Dragon_Titan ,

    I like Pops

    AllNewTypeFace , in Choose your difficulty
    @AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space avatar

    Australia has a somewhat threadbare welfare state, though is more of a social democracy than the UK. And snakes and spiders are easier to avoid than Tories.

    CetaceanNeeded ,

    You are several orders of magnitude more likely to be killed by another human than an animal or insert in Australia.

    Cypher ,

    Well that just makes sense.

    Through selection pressures the only surviving Australians are highly venomous.

    tastysnacks ,

    Have you ever been fucked up by an Emu?

    ThrowawayPermanente ,

    Trick question, Emus don’t leave behind survivors. Or witnesses.

    HappycamperNZ ,

    They leave witnesses.

    They just trust the drop bears to hold up their end of the bargain.

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