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NoIWontPickAName , in Reject reality

I wish i could turn back time, to the good dope days, something something, but now we’re stressed out

webghost0101 , in Reject reality

Thats cause they are an interpretation of your own subconscious rather then the pop verse of the writer.

Glowstick ,

In some cases yes, but in some the misheard lyrics are actual better

usualsuspect191 , in Reject reality

Murphy’s fighting; how come you’re in the stands?

DoucheBagMcSwag , in We here at lemmy love the antichrist

Why we gotta insult Osaka like that

Black616Angel , in Alignment Chart Shitpost

Lawful good is chaotic good with a full roll already on. Neutral good stays the same. Chaotic good is a full roll on and lots of not yet empty rolls on the cupboard.

Lawful neutral stays the same. True neutral is with the roll the wrong way around. Chaotic Neutral can stay.

Lawful evil is Kleenex. Neutral Evil is just an empty roll with the text: “Just use the cardboard.” Chaotic evil is either sandpaper or just a burning roll.

Rakonat ,

LE should be an empty roll with a magazine or newspaper on the shelf. NE should be empty. CE should be a roll of duct tape.

SkyezOpen ,

I think LE should be 3 squares left. Technically not empty so no replacement, but definitely not enough.

nickwitha_k , in Reject reality

I’m here / to remind you / of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me.

(I used to think the line was about her ex refusing to return to her a teddy bear that he apparently gave her as a gift. Which rather fits with the song’s theme and just seems dickish and spiteful on the ex’s part.)

DarkCloud , in Alignment Chart Shitpost

There’s only one evil in this picture.

FlyingSquid , in sure you can have latkes :)
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That depends. Are they latkes like my mother makes them or are they edible latkes?

Atelopus-zeteki ,
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LoL

majestictechie ,

This comment is funnier than the post

CheeryLBottom , in Alignment Chart Shitpost

I’m printing this out. I have for young adults who can’t grab the concept, but they understand D&D

GluWu , in We here at lemmy love the antichrist

420 boof microplastics everyday

someguy3 , (edited ) in Reject reality

Du haast.

federino , in You humans and your airports.

You humans and your airports

Hey, not everyone is a squid that flies

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Why not? Haven’t they tried it?

vaionko ,

If you teach me how to be a squid I’m totally up for it. Even without the flying part

FlyingSquid OP ,
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You’ll have to take one of my seminars. The entry-level cost is $150 and a bucket of chum.

sunzu , in Reject reality

Nobody can take that feeling away from me!

CrunkBy , in the new shit
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The correct term is “Earth Glizzy”

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    Bacilli earth

    unreachable , in the new shit
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