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salmoura , in CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO

Chora mais, gringaiada, aqui é penta!

Jumuta , in My van is bigger than your van

the us would like to nuke them

numberfour002 , in Would you like a receipt?

For me it’s a little less haphazard, but I’m guessing this person has lived something of a life of privilege and is probably significantly younger than myself.

I had an ex who was arrested because a gas station employee accused him of not paying for gas after he declined the receipt. Grocery stores and department stores, I want a receipt because there’s too much bullshittery and asshattery going on at those types of places for me to go without. I want to see when Walmart charges me $5.99 instead of $3.00 like it said on the shelf and I want the money back on my card when I inevitably have to do a return. Restaurants, I want my receipt because unfortunately some of the folks who run the card will “accidentally” miskey the tip amount, and strangely it’s always in their favor.

Eiri ,

I sometimes don’t even listen to the amount they say. I just hear a number and know it’s time to use my card.

I wonder how much was mistakenly charged to me over the years.

Lennnny ,
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But then how much time have you saved not having to receipt the receipts.

user224 , in Would you like a receipt?
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If it gets printed anyway, yep. Then check if the prices match expected prices. If not, fuck I’ll do, I have social anxiety, guess I just lost some money. I am the kind of person who’d be willing to pay extra for self-checkout.

Barack_Embalmer , in . . .

“Crust” makes it sound like superfluous detritus. It’s cornicione! Pizza is mostly bread, so if the bread is bad then it’s not worth eating.

Neapolitan pizza has a high hydration dough cooked at very high temp, resulting in a delightfully light cornicione filled with large air pockets. The bread is delicious enough to enjoy on its own, which is why it only needs simple toppings like uncooked San Marzano tomato and a few shreds of mozarella. IMO Italian cuisine excels at allowing high quality produce speak for themselves through its simplicity and elegance. What they’re shitting out at Papa Johns and whatever is an abomination.

ChicoSuave , in A.L.I.E.N.S

Lance Henrikson weaps.

spicytuna62 , in New model
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You know the neighborhood’s fucked when the Jawas open a car dealership.

finickydesert , in Would you like a receipt?
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Usually I try to get my account to auto opt-in to email so I doge this question

myliltoehurts , in Would you like a receipt?

I find this very annoying for groceries. My answer would always be no. But they installed this stupid system where your shopping cart wheels will randomly lock up as you’re walking out the door and the security person has to come unlock them, and it’s a pain if you don’t have a receipt.

So now I always press yes just in case I lose cart roulette…

LodeMike OP ,

Where do you live and what store is that

myliltoehurts ,

UK - tesco

LodeMike OP ,

Ah that’ll do it.

Your comment felt like it was written by a native English speaker. Its illegal to do that in the US outside of a contract allowing it.

myliltoehurts ,

English is actually my second language - so thank you!

JCreazy ,

www.begaydocrime.com/carts alternative option

dharmacurious ,

That is fucking awesome

myliltoehurts ,

Of course this would exist lol

299792458ms , in Trash Icon 🗑

that is disrespectful towards trash

henfredemars ,

The internet is mostly trash. That it (or software in general) works at all is nothing short of a miracle

bobs_monkey ,

Y’all been on Linux too long, it’s called the recycle bin, helllloooo (don’t hurt me)

Lost_My_Mind ,

(don’t hurt me)

What is love??? Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me…no more…

linux penguin doing the headbob, and getting bounced around a club in between a spinning beach ball, and a swirl of colors in the shape of windows

What is love???

bobs_monkey ,

euphoniums blare in the background

0x0 ,

I’ve been on Linux just long enough. It’s called rm!

NegativeInf ,

I don’t ever have a stable enough system to throw anything away. I just reinstall when I’m done.

finickydesert , in Trash Icon 🗑
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You forgot Facebook Digg and now reddit

alyth , in Trash Icon 🗑

2006 🔥

azertyfun ,

Frutiger Aero my beloved. The apotheosis of skeuomorphic design, killed by a neverending downward spiral towards the least distinctive, creative, and inspired designs imaginable.

It’s really ironic that this design cycle coincided with the rise of high-DPI displays. All those pixels used to upscale monochrome boxes with square corners. What a tragedy.

wander1236 ,
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I miss Aero

univers3man ,

I miss it too. All this minimalist design and no soul.

MonkderVierte ,
magnetosphere , in Would you like a receipt?
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If you’re gonna repost something from ifunny, at least crop the watermark off.

LodeMike OP ,

No 🇦🇱

magnetosphere ,
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lol okay

_Sprite , in Hard mode
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Cataclysm: Dark days ahead after you drink toilet water

bruhduh ,
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sseth is that you?

Dorkyd68 , in Not Louisiana

Louisiana is a shithole, respectfully.

I can say shithole cause I backed it up by r.e.s.p.e.c.t. by law its allowed via Aretha Franklin vs men worldwide

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