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darcy ,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

pissing out of your PENIDS

azurefirefly ,

That’s funny

ReCursing ,
@ReCursing@kbin.social avatar

No, but okay... but why do you hell do you care what the person in the stall next to you is doing? Are you watching?

updawg ,

How did you know?

Fhek ,

It’s gender fluid.

aggelalex ,

Hold on let me change my type of pp real quick

Slams bathroom door

thorbot ,

Yeah self sucking in the bathroom isn’t usually well received

Agent641 ,

Self?

Moc ,

I hate it when this happens!

RGB3x3 ,

I fell on it, I swear!

moipe ,

Anyone can shit in the sink. I am just disappointed that it is you.

thantik ,

Uh, what exactly are you doing in the bathroom that the other genders can’t?

Ilovethebomb ,

Pissing standing up.

thantik ,

Yeah if you think women can’t piss standing up, you haven’t known many women.

squiblet ,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

I tried convincing my (cis) GF that she could pee standing up one time based on this website I found by a nurse in 2004 and she was really offended for some reason. She thought it was a joke or something (??). But YES I’ve seen this on the internet

Ilovethebomb ,

I don’t typically watch them pee, if that’s what you’re asking.

Confuzzeled ,

Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it friend.

theFibonacciEffect ,

Really? How does it work?

RaivoKulli ,

Not that well, usually, which is why it’s very rarely done. That one guy has met an interesting selection of women though

dragonflyteaparty ,

Anyone can pee and stand. It’s just whether or not you make a giant mess of it, but you don’t have to be female to do that.

Aurenkin ,

Giving birth maybe?

thantik ,

Shit you got me on that one.

iheartneopets ,

Trans men can still have uteruses and give birth, so scratch that one

Aurenkin ,

Good point! I’m all out of ideas in that case.

GlitterInfection ,

Gay sex.

cryptosporidium140 ,

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    ThePantser ,
    @ThePantser@lemmy.world avatar

    Like a man

    thefartographer ,

    Straight into his man pants

    KairuByte ,

    So do you do a gender positive, or a gender negative?

    variants ,

    Negative to the bladder, positive to the bowl

    Excrubulent ,
    @Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

    So you have some sort of device that allows you to pee into your butt?

    Swedneck ,
    @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    i believe they’re called “dicks”

    Agent641 ,

    Switch between them 60 times a second. Gender AC.

    KairuByte ,

    If you do it fast enough it could power an engine!

    DLSchichtl ,

    A Gendgine!

    uis ,
    @uis@lemmy.world avatar

    Coil a pair of insulated gender conductors around iron rod and you will get gender transformer.

    RGB3x3 ,

    Can we get a Transformers robot called the Gender Transformer please?

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