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Bosht , in Later, losers

What’s that? Another copypasta hot off the press? Don’t mind if I do tyvm!

Rentlar ,

Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. l’m meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn’t expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don’t DM me asking me where l am (im with the girl, ok) you’ll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again l don’t expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, l have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand) @everyone

can ,

Image compression says otherwise.

Sibbo ,

Feel like I’ve seen this before

themeatbridge , in Country music

I had a European friend complain that Americans are so egocentric that they call their music “Country Music.” He was also mad we put mayonaise on a pasta and call it a salad.

Wild_Mastic ,

I am also mad about the second part.

Blue_Morpho ,

If you want rage, Midwesterners put marshmallows in pistachio pudding and call it salad.

variants ,

Pistachio pudding sounds amazing

Maeve ,

I never cared for it. Green jello pudding and I've never seen pistachios in it

variants ,

Oh that sounds a lot worse than what I imagined

Maeve , (edited )

I mean, you'd have to taste it for yourself. I didn't like it but you may, you know?

ETA: here is a recipe in case you're interested

https://lilluna.com/pistachio-salad/

Blue_Morpho ,

It’s a great dessert. But Midwesterns treat it exactly like a lettuce salad. Like you go to a buffet and people will put pistachio/marshmallow pudding on their plate next to their steak.

chknbwl ,
@chknbwl@lemmy.world avatar

Green Fluff is just a derivative of Ambrosia, which is very much a Southern-States creation. We Midwesterners simply made it better. /j

Jokes aside, my grandmother used to make her own homemade cherry ambrosia. That recipe is lost with Dementia (she never wrote it down either, heh) so I’ll probably never have Pink Fluff that good again. Don’t knock it 'til you try it.

margaritox ,

I was about to comment the same thing.

BirdyBoogleBop ,

But Germans have litterally every kind of salad.

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Germans will literally put mayonnaise on sliced sausage and call that a salad.

www.recipesfromeurope.com/fleischsalat/

TheCheddarCheese ,
@TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world avatar

TWO salads*

Keep in mind that Fleischsalat is different from Wurstsalat. The main difference is that Fleischsalat is made with mayo to be creamy while Wurstsalat is made with a simple vinaigrette as the dressing.

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

There’s also Ochsenmaulsalat which is basically just thinly sliced beef mouth with vinaigrette and onions.

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/0567b25e-5341-46b8-bcd1-5a7b3b53650c.jpeg

irreticent ,
@irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

thinly sliced beef mouth

I’ve never heard of “beef mouth” as a cut of meat. What meat is it from? Tongue, cheek, etc…

I love beef cheek if it’s cooked right. Low and slow.

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

And I’m not super familiar with cuts of the head but it’s gotta be check because tongue would be a different word.

irreticent ,
@irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

It could be lips, also. I have seen beef lips in one of my local carnecerias (Mexican meat market).

MacNCheezus , (edited )
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

That’s a rather strange word to use in the context of beef, because they don’t really have anything resembling human lips. Which part of this, exactly, would you consider “lips”?

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/12116e60-cec7-4dfa-a67b-78a20a05f0f7.png

I think mouth, or perhaps snout, is a more accurate description here. Anyways, that’s the picture I found on Wikipedia when I looked for more information on where this meat might come from. Apparently it can also include the inner parts of the mouth, however, not the tongue, that’s considered a separate cut.

irreticent ,
@irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

I’m nit entirely sure but when I saw the package of meat in the grocery store it said “beef lips” and had a stringy looking meat inside. I assume it is the lower lip since the upper seems too small for what I saw.

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  • AlligatorBlizzard ,

    So it’s the same idea as tuna salad?

    RecluseRamble ,

    Pretty similar, yeah.

    rainynight65 ,

    The recipe you’ve linked has more than two ingredients. To say that it’s ‘mayo on sliced sausage’ is misleading. We Germans are a smidgen more sophisticated than that.

    MacNCheezus ,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    The onions are optional (frankly never heard of it being used Fleischsalad although it could give it a nice bite), pickle juice and sugar is just used flavor the mayo, salt and pepper to taste is standard for pretty much anything savory. The only REAL other ingredient here are the pickles.

    So yes, Mr. German Police, you’re technically correct (of course), but I will count this as an off by one since you COULD just put the sausage, pickles, and mayo together and already have a decent approximation of the dish.

    rainynight65 ,

    I’m off by one, you’re off by one - shall we split the difference and I’ll overlook that even being merely technically correct I’m still closer than you, who’s both technically and objectively incorrect?

    C’mon, no cop is going to give you that deal.

    MacNCheezus ,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    People like you are literally the reason I don’t live in Germany anymore.

    You sound like the kind of person who’d chew out his neighbor if their kids make as much as a peep during Mittagsruhe but start mowing the lawn at 7am simply because it’s legal.

    rainynight65 ,

    Wow, you have even less of a sense of humour than the average German.

    Enjoy your two-ingredient Fleischsalat.

    MacNCheezus ,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    Says the guy who literally got his panties in a twist because I forgot to mention the pickles in a Fleischsalat while making a JOKE.

    rainynight65 ,

    I pointed out that your JOKE was shit. You’re the one who started calling me names, so don’t lecture me on twisted knickers.

    MacNCheezus ,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    The only thing I called you was “German Police”, are you telling me that’s an insult? I thought the police were a respectable and upstanding part of the German people and steadfast protector of Recht und Ordnung.

    Come on man, if I had tried to insult you I’d have chosen completely different words, like Fleischsalatnazi, Korinthenkacker, or Oberstudienrat. But I was merely making fun of your complete and utter inability to take a joke because it forgot to mention the obligatory pickles, which, let’s be clear, is simply a wonderful example of why Germans are widely regarded to have absolutely zero sense of humor.

    Blyfh ,

    Yeah, I don’t get that one either. As a German I’ve seen plenty of “Nudelsalate” which have pasta and mayonnaise.

    Ranvier ,

    Do they not use the word country as a synonym for rural? I checked the Cambridge dictionary, it’s their second definition listed, even higher than where that definition is listed in Merriam Webster. It’s like complaining rock music is made with guitars instead of boulders. Does he also think that country is like the only genre of music made in America? Though some country singers do like to put a lot of nationalism in their music which does kind of confuse things.

    I’m a firm mayo by itself as a sauce hater though so I’m with him there. Even more abominable are the jello (or jelly for those in the UK) “salads.” It’s not a salad!

    themeatbridge ,

    I think maybe he was just making a joke.

    marcos ,

    That second one is absolutely disgusting.

    It’s not a reason to get mad, though.

    nifty ,
    @nifty@lemmy.world avatar

    What did you eat today?

    Oh just some salad

    The salad

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/92177ded-f6c7-46b4-8ccf-2ad1a67f46b0.jpeg

    MargotRobbie , in French revolution
    @MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

    reductress.com/…/4-exercises-thatll-make-your-vag…

    For people who don’t want to read the article and as a long time practicer, the exercises are kegels, squats, glute bridges, and medicine bell sit-ups.

    Squirrelanna ,
    @Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com avatar

    I think this is the kind of sensationalist headline I can get behind.

    PenisWenisGenius , in Just knowing Lemmy is here makes me feel better

    You should try Linux. I use Arch btw.

    syd ,
    @syd@lemy.lol avatar

    Are you using Wayland or X11?

    fossphi ,

    You guys have a display server?

    PenisWenisGenius ,

    Video card drivers are too much bloat so I instead draw on the monitor with a dry erase marker

    crony ,
    @crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz avatar

    Xmonad (x11)

    Wayland is still not ready for my usecase and I’m too used to my x tools.

    Maybe in another 5 years wayland will be 100% ready for me.

    richard3030 ,

    The perfect Lemmy response.

    Forester ,
    @Forester@yiffit.net avatar

    Is this our the narwhal bacons at midnight?

    Semi-Hemi-Demigod , in Oddly specific question
    @Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

    Imagine thinking decadence is a bad thing

    ricecake ,

    “are children today too happy and well fed?”

    stembolts ,

    Two kinds of people.
    1
    I suffered to get where I am, no one should have to go through that, we can do better.
    2
    I suffered to get where I am, everyone should suffer like I did.

    The conservative mindset is #2, “No one should have it better than me!”

    psvrh ,
    @psvrh@lemmy.ca avatar

    You’re forgetting 3. If people who are in an out-group aren’t suffering more than I am, I feel oppressed.

    NABDad ,

    No, the Conservative mindset is, “I imagine that I suffered to get where I am after a small million dollar loan from Daddy, everyone should suffer like I imagine I did even if they didn’t get free money from Daddy.”

    ininewcrow ,
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

    A more simpler description is … “the universe should revolve around me and my personal happiness and freedom” … Therefore … “If anyone disagrees with that, then they are communists and anarchists that want to destroy world order … my world order”

    It’s a mentality that always revolves around them

    abbadon420 ,

    Kids these days don’t need to suffer, but a bit of hardship and discipline can be a good thing. I like the idea of some kind of mandatory year of military service, like they used to have, but not necessarily in the military, because that’s bullshit. You should be able to do other community services like cleaning public places or helping the elderly or check train tickets. It should also not clash with any study careers or anything. I’m not sure it’s feasible, I haven’t really thought this out exactly, but I’m sure someone’s willing to point out everything that’s wrong with this idea.

    EldritchFeminity ,

    1 year customer service. 2 if you make an annual salary over a certain threshold.

    Either destroy the world or fix it, and at this point, I don’t care which.

    frostysauce ,

    Maybe a mandatory year in fast food or retail.

    PP_BOY_ ,
    @PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

    Those guys saw The Course of Empire and took it to heart

    Aquila ,

    Decadence while ~60% of the us live paycheck to paycheck def is

    Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
    @Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

    Yeah, but that's not the decadence they're talking about. They mean things like "feeling like yourself" and "having good sex."

    Aquila , (edited )

    image

    Ok my dumbass doesn’t know what that word means lmao. Thought it meant great excess, luxury, etc. but it’s more all the negative things associated with those.

    1. A process, condition, or period of deterioration or decline, as in morals or art; decay.
    EldritchFeminity ,

    I think the big issue is that the Republican definition for it is closer to: when minorities have it too good by not being murdered often enough.

    papalonian ,

    I read it as “a lack of values and decadence” as in “the lack of decadence is a bad thing”.

    GrymEdm , in Totally cool and totally legal
    TheGrandNagus , in Liz on Liz

    A head of iceberg lettuce releases new book titled “If Did It” discussing ways it would have ousted Liz Truss as PM

    The_Tired_Horizon OP ,
    @The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world avatar

    Its amazing how the lettuce completely outlasted her.

    dudinax , in I knew it

    The strings attached to The Dutch are controlled by the student council of some high school in Japan.

    ReplicantBatty ,

    I’d watch that anime

    rem26_art , in Act your wage
    @rem26_art@fedia.io avatar

    if the kids are acting like this on Roblox then they're gonna be alright

    Kolanaki ,
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    They’re already being exploited, which is preparing them for the real world.

    shit_of_ass ,
    @shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I love exploiting children for their labor ❤️

    Maggoty , in C O L O N I Z E

    Eh, they’ll just cut them back, plaster over the holes and rent it to the next victim.

    Hupf , in This is a Test

    A. Looks into the barrel with a flashlight

    hungryphrog , in Home maintenance

    To those who don’t know: this was an idea that was proposed as a way for people to breath in a housefire without breathing in the smoke.

    bdonvr ,

    Breathe sewer gasses instead!

    Maalus ,

    I would rather breathe sewer gasses than air that will completely burn my lungs with no oxygen in it.

    Zron ,

    Live through house fire

    Die a month later from all the lung infections

    NaoPb ,

    Ah, I was wondering how they came up with this.

    Jumuta ,
    BigDaddySlim , in YUCK!
    @BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world avatar
    TIMMAY ,

    why is this so amazing

    altima_neo ,
    @altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

    Because Hugh Neutron is the man

    driving_crooner , in How's that IPO goin'?
    @driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

    OP: *post on c\shitposting *

    Nerds: actually, the valuation from the IPO have being up 20%, and you can’t evaluate an stock from its movements on a couple of hours.

    Kusimulkku ,

    Agenda posts

    “This is misleading”

    “Hehe nice try but I posted it to shitpost subreddit so you shouldn’t say anything about that”

    I don’t think it works like that lol

    driving_crooner ,
    @driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

    Agenda post? My friend, Is the rich people emotional support line. Isn’t real.

    Kusimulkku ,

    wat

    AdmiralShat , in Okay, but Mötley is a pretty awesome name.

    I heard so much racism/making fun about black names growing up, but like, white people names are some of the absolute goofiest shit I’ve ever heard.

    captainlezbian ,

    Hey Wolfgang may be weird but leave little wolfy alone or he will bite

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

    The dog’s name is Max. Your foster parents are dead.

    tigeruppercut ,
    Gabu ,

    Alright Jay-Kwelin, sit down.

    JimboDHimbo ,

    That “leigh” suffix got the caucasians in a chokehold 😂😂

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