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FarFarAway , in Reject reality

I really, truly used to think Billy Jean is not my daughter, she’s just a chair.

Maalus ,

“Annie are you wookie?”

DragonTypeWyvern , in I thought he sounded fine.

Stop doing Bruce dirty like this :(

pjwestin OP ,
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I know it’s not a fair comparison; Bruce actually stepped down and gave his title to someone younger.

Sidhean , in Never give up

Oh goodness, I should hope not! I love arguing on the internet, and I would hate to think that I’m actually changing peoples minds.

JackbyDev ,

No, you actually don’t like it.

gladflag , in Reject reality

I saw a local (Aussie) punk band once and thought they were singing about “titties and cheesecake”, turns out it was “tinnies on tuesday“. Needless to say I was pretty disappointed. They were perhaps more disappointed when I told them in the beer garden after the show. I still wish for titties and cheesecake.

nifty , in Rate my setup
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Bird is cool, setup is fine, carpet needs serious steam cleaning

dan ,
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Is that carpet?? I thought it was concrete

Empricorn ,

Carpet has cracks and pitting?

nifty ,
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That’s what it looked like to me, admittedly I didn’t look too hard or carefully when I first glanced at it

Kolanaki , in Rate my setup
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Let Me Solo Her figure next to Fleshlight? Hmm 🤔

Thcdenton ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b2639219-d689-474e-af85-f30838ed0204.jpeg

Empricorn ,

Oh, he’s soloing all right…

profdc9 , in Nihilist would give him one star

Maybe it was just coincidence that the patient survived when Dr. Lewis intervened. Correlation is not causation, after all.

balderdash9 , in Rate my setup

bachelor/10

Legendsofanus , in Reject reality

I thought Austin was a song about two lesbians cuz I thought this was the lyrics: “Did your boobs stop working, did your truck break down?”

I was so disappointed when I learned the actual ones hahaha

zourn , in Nihilist would give him one star
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That 5th star was for making his life worth saving.

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass , in Rate my setup
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Is that a Fleshlight I spy?

Cosmos7349 ,

no that’s a turkey

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass ,
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Gobbles nervously

killea , in Civilization's been nice, but I think it's high time we admit we're long past its peak.

Not exactly the same but feels like Simpsons already did it. image

Quetzalcutlass ,

By the same creator, “this ham gum is mostly bones!”

papalonian , in Rate my setup

Bro has a mini fridge no keyboard

StrutTower ,
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I think that’s a subwoofer on the floor not a computer tower.

protist , in Civilization's been nice, but I think it's high time we admit we're long past its peak.

This adds an entirely new strategy to the game, because you can try to construct words that add up to the number of spaces you want to go, almost completely eliminating the random chance aspect of monopoly that’s so frustrating.

But then why would anyone land on a property on which they’d have to pay you rent…

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass ,
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The words you can choose from are limited by the letters available. Presumably you might be forced into landing on someone else’s property.

protist , (edited )

There are a lot of words, man. Like way more than you or I even know…there are over 100,000 in the Official Scrabble Dictionary™. Except maybe with the strangest hands, you’ll have a ton of different scoring words available to you, given there are hundreds of two letters words

Grandwolf319 , in Reject reality

Turn the page: “On a long and lonely roadway,

East of my heart”

I thought it sounded more poetic that east of Omaha.

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