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lugal , in Daily updates

Any new updates or is the screenshot from today? Because I doubt it.

Iluay ,
@Iluay@programming.dev avatar

He’s still dead. Sorry to inform.

lugal ,

Heartbreaking

sjmarf OP ,

Check the page tomorrow. Maybe different?

jkozaka ,
@jkozaka@lemm.ee avatar

Sounds good. Thanks

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Wait! He’s-

No… false alarm. He’s still dead.

Nikls94 , in A handy reference
niktemadur , in Stuck

Back in the late-80s or early-90s, a guy in my coastal town bought a new Nissan Pathfinder, took a bunch of friends for a nighttime joyride at the beach. I do believe there was beer involved.

When they hit water lapping in the sand and made a sharp turn, the tires made a wake that looked really, really cool! Do that again!

Suddenly, the car stopped moving forward. They had drifted too deep. Of course none of these rocket scientists had any idea if the tide was coming or going… it was coming.

They got out - through the windows I guess - waded onshore and prayed for the best. But like I said, the tide was coming. They saw the Pathfinder that still had that new agency car smell, getting completely submerged.

Next day a tow truck pulled it onshore, but as you probably guessed, it was a total loss.

Hildegarde , in Stuck

What am I looking at? Should I conclude that Cybertruck is a bad off-road vehicle, or that sand is an unsuitable surface for driving, or both?

freebee ,

Yes both

Ilovethebomb ,

Mostly that the driver is an absolute muppet. Sand like that is so soft you sink to your ankles walking in it, the truck never stood a chance.

OutlierBlue ,

Please don’t denigrate the muppets like that. Muppets are cool. This guy is not.

MedicPigBabySaver ,

Cookie!

chiliedogg ,

An F-150 weighs just over 4,000 pounds. A Cybertruck weighs nearly 7,000.

That’s a lot of weight pushing into the soft sand.

Contestant ,

This isn’t true. Many higher trim F150s (bigger cab, 4wd, luxury interior) weigh over 6000lbs. Only the smallest, cheapest ones used for work vehicles are on the 4000lb range. Not defending the Cybertruck, but repeating false info doesn’t help.

chiliedogg ,

The 2023 F150 King Ranch Super Crew has a curb weight of 4,912 pounds. The Cybertruck is nearly a ton heavier.

It’s not an unfair to explain that being heavy affects traction in the sand, and batteries weigh a freaking ton. In the case of the F150 Lightning, for instance, the battery is 1800 pounds, and it’s pretty close to the Tesla in weight.

Guntrigger ,

Side note: the King Ranch Super Crew sounds like a range of chicken burgers.

Contestant ,

Some of the trims listed here are 5800 lbs: www.ford.com/trucks/f150/2023/…/f150-limited/

If you look at the f250, some are over 7500lbs: www.ford.com/trucks/super-duty/models/f250-xlt/

chiliedogg ,

Sure, if you intentionally try to make it as heavy as possible, it’s only a thousand pounds lighter.

Or you go for the F250 and reach into a completely different class of vehicle it can get heavier.

I bet a Navy destroyer weighs even more!

Bo7a ,

repeating false info doesn’t help.

sukhmel ,

Only the smallest, cheapest ones used for work vehicles

So, the only cases where using F150 is even justified?

Moneo ,

Maybe I’m misunderstanding what’s being said here, but it’s pretty surreal hearing someone explain how their pickup truck is too big to be useful as a work vehicle.

Cryophilia ,

Most big trucks are big because they have more interior passenger room. They’re essentially vans/SUVs with a small, useless bed that’s purely for looks. Only smaller trucks have a bed of usable size.

sirico , in I don't like what I've seen, man
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

This is the mentality of older boomers you didn’t go through the war or the 50s you were a baby. You literally rode the 60s-90s boom train . Remember one telling me rose tinted stories about rationing dude was 50 it ended like 20 years before he was born

Fapper_McFapper , in 1 gone. who's next?

Why do the southern rebels get two flags?

merc ,

Bottom right and upper left?

FiniteBanjo ,

Technically speaking, the top left is a more accurate rebel flag than the bottom right.

merc ,

Yeah, the hilarious part is that the “Stainless Banner” (which incorporated the familiar red background, blue X, white stars), was mostly a white flag. In fact, when the wind didn’t blow you couldn’t see the part near the flagstaff, so it mostly just looked like a white flag. They realized it looked too much like a flag of truce, and decided to add a red stripe to it… before surrendering less than 3 months later.

I have to say though, purely from an aesthetic point of view, the confederate battle flag is pretty cool looking.

Cryophilia ,

This flag is the hardest I ever saw.

The battle flag of Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism.

old.reddit.com/…/fully_automated_luxury_gay_space…

merc ,

Pretty good, but a bit busy for my tastes. I do support the cause though.

JoMiran ,
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Pandantic , in Just to keep it going
@Pandantic@midwest.social avatar

I find it funny that the first lemmy meme obsession was beans and now it’s jeans.

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

We’ve come a long way, baby! Soon we’ll get to zeans and then we can finally rest:-).

grue ,

The real question is what “_eans” we’ll meme next.

PrimeMinisterKeyes ,

Means… of production.

skulblaka ,
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Iron_Lynx ,

That was one of the first things I was thinking of. High five, comrade!

klemptor ,
@klemptor@startrek.website avatar

I thought it was mizu not pooping?

pigup ,

Seans

NekoRogue ,

I support this but only if all the Seans agree that “Sean” rhymes with “bean” from now on.

user224 ,
EdibleFriend , in Well you're definitely a reddit clone now!
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Hello, I’d like to be inflammatory now. Prepare yourself.

Are you ready?

I hope you’re ready.

You smell unpleasant.

Toxicity achieved.

LostXOR ,

What a mean thing to say! I have been inflamed.

RiikkaTheIcePrincess ,
@RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social avatar

[Joke] Yow! You’ve gotta spoiler that stuff! I wasn’t ready!

[Still joking] Who could’ve been? Who could ever have been ready for that?!?

MrNesser ,

Ooh can I get in on this Ahem

Firefly wasn’t that good

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer ,

Hey now! There is no excuse for the use of such foul language. If you don’t straighten up your act, I’ll be informing your parents.

BreadOven ,

Hello you S T I N K Y L I Z A R D. Go eat a fly, ugly.

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

That sad bird pops into my head when im half asleep sometimes.

Zrybew , in With the massacre of hundreds of Palestinians waiting for aid, we are forgetting the true victims.

NotTheOnion

shalafi ,

I had to check. Really.

Ghostalmedia , in Are you ready for the new one?
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Whoever made this really fucked up by not saying “son of A bee”

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

It would’ve been more funny and less cursed.

SailorMoss ,

Why Bee Movie 2? It should bee called “Bee Movie Part Bee: Son of a Bee” this title is better as it has 33% more Bee. It also works as a double entendre.

user1234 ,

That really stings.

PP_BOY_ , in Never mind
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Post the uncensored version now

key ,
PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Oh I didn’t know it was a real girl

TAYRN ,

My disappointment is immeasurable… and my day is ruined.

blanketswithsmallpox ,
Noodle07 ,

Oh wow I didn’t expect that… It doesn’t even look good

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

That looks painful

Kusimulkku ,

Damn her Jinx cosplay

CptEnder ,

Ok hear me out…

gravitas_deficiency , in Who would win?

“Trained” lmao

YaksDC ,

Came here to say this. ☺

wise_pancake , in When it’s Saturday and there’s no new content on lemmy

If you call eating a bowl of fruit loops, watching two episodes of Star Trek (Enterprise S4E13/14), looking at tools online, eating a bowl of lucky charms, having a shower, spending 45 minutes looking for my headphones, then checking my phone and seeing this post a life, then yes, I have a very full life.

nightofmichelinstars ,

I was expecting a bowl of frosted mini wheats for dinner. You know, for a well rounded diet.

kamenlady ,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

high fructose corn cereal

wise_pancake ,

Those are rectangular, if you want well rounded Corn Pops are where it’s at.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

What kind of tools?

Penises?

wise_pancake ,
RGB3x3 , in Do you believe in life after love?

Darth Vader.

One “d”

SpaceNoodle ,

No, “Vaddar”

someguy3 , in Tipping culture npcs

One thing: We’re not on the verge of a recession. The right wing media needs to make things up to attack and that was one of them. I couldn’t believe all that talk, nothing happened, nothing was about to happen, but they fear mongered for months.

popcap200 ,

I personally 100% think we were on the brink of a recession and Biden dropping a trillion into the economy avoided it.

GreenPlasticSushiGrass ,

Biden should be talking up the soft landing every time he answers a question, imho. Uncle Joe saved us all a lot of pain with that.

Serinus ,

It’s true, but it’s not a great talking point. Every time you say we’re in a good spot, you’re going to have voters who aren’t in a good spot. So then you have to couch it in talk about doing more.

You’re right in that it’s worthy of bragging about; it’s just a tricky subject.

popcap200 ,

Yeah, plus everyone knows that inflation is up under Biden, which still feels bad.

afraid_of_zombies ,

Wait until next year when they win and put us on the gold standard plan 2025

frezik ,

It’s been about a year and a half since we’ve been right on the brink of a recession.

ColeSloth ,

Really? More people are living with parents much longer, pay hasn’t nearly increased with food and housing costs, fewer people are having children, interest rates shot up like 6% in a couple years, the average price of a new vehicle is now $51,000, since 2010 housing costs have shot up about 100%, debt has vastly increased, the wealth gap has straight up gone insane, and depression rates are climbing.

They’ve been putting up bandaid to try and hold it off, but the damn will collapse. The dollar menu didn’t turn into the $2.89 menu for nothing.

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