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downpunxx , in What Can Be, Unburdened By What Has Been

Over a Million Americans lost their lives due to an inept Federal Viral Pandemic response during Trump's last administration. If that's not being burdened, and warned pretty plainly, by what has been, I don't know anything that would qualify.

The choice is life and death. These things are not the same.

MrJameGumb , in love eating bread ties and bread tags
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I’m white and it’s never occured to me to put any bread ties on any windowsills… Have I been missing out? Does that accomplish some sort of goal? 🧐

darcy OP ,
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yes if your goal is to amass bread ties on your windowsill ;-)

MrJameGumb ,
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But why? I usually throw them away. Or I put them in the junk drawer for a few years in case I find another use for them and THEN throw them away when I clean out the junk drawer… Do they have some kind of hidden potential I’m not aware of? Does leaving them on a windowsill somehow change their properties?

shalafi ,

No lie, mine always end up there if they don’t get trashed immediately.

samus12345 , in Nancy back in the 80s was different than I remembered it...
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FlyingSquid OP ,
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This is why we lost a genius when we lost Ernie Bushmiller.

samus12345 ,
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I like to imagine what the reaction of people in 1960 would be if this is what actually made it to the paper.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I’m guessing Ernie would be out of a job and a few presses would get burnt down.

samus12345 ,
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Ernie: “Worth it!”

sneezycat ,
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The fuck you is edited in :/

samus12345 , (edited )
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Yes, it’s a joke. It originally said “pardon my back.”

rockhstrongo , in Nihilist would give him one star
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One star off because the doctor is the one who hit them with a Mercedes

Godnroc , in Reject reality

I miss the rains down in Africa.

Such a beautiful idea; after a long, parched stretch of time where you aren’t sure if your water supply will last you long enough to survive, the sky opens up and the rains finally fall. Your saved!

What the heck does blessing the rains do? Extra damage against the undead?

samus12345 ,
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I used to play an MMO called Shards of Dalaya that was a modified EverQuest. Anyway, Felwithe, the High Elf town, was named Athica in it and there was a server event where there was a raid there. One of the comments in chat was “I bless the raids down in Athica.” Always thought that was clever.

PM_ME_WRISTS_GIRL ,

Thought for a long time it was "I guess it rains down in Africa 🤷🏻‍♂️

Lepsea ,

What the heck does blessing the rains do? Extra damage against the undead

It’s for the werewolf!

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FatTony ,
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I always heard: “I got some reins down in Africa.”

Edit: lol, I still hear it.

grrk , in mods finally doing the holy work ❤️
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Southpark is great, mmkay

Twinklebreeze ,

South Park was great.

zipzoopaboop ,

Remember when they had original self contained stories that weren’t just pop culture

PlainSimpleGarak ,

I still enjoy it, but yes, I don’t need almost every story/movie to be ripped from reality. This isn’t law and order. Every once in a while, sure, like the WoW episode.

zipzoopaboop ,

Wish I could still like it. Stick of Truth and fractured but whole were great though.

GissaMittJobb ,

South Park fell off for me right when Trump got elected. The world just got too absurd for South Park to properly make fun of at that point, I suspect.

Scubus ,

You gonna fuck the Makers of South Park to death?

Evotech ,

Still is

AsherahTheEnd ,

South Park is shit. Used to be enjoyable but Trey and Matt are insufferable libertarian morons.

RecluseRamble ,

Haven’t watched it in a while but angry people are a sign they still got it.

FartsWithAnAccent , in This is ground control to Major Dumb...
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It's fine, she doesn't believe in propane so it can't hurt her.

brbposting ,

It’s funny how as soon as something is either invisible or disconnected by time from something else, it suddenly is a matter of belief for some people.

I’m glad we don’t hear debates about whether it is possible for an internal combustion engine to power a motor vehicle at highway speeds.

marcos ,

I really getting with “oh, you believe gasoline can power cars?!?” next time I meed a true believer.

lauha ,

You think Hoover dam was built by humans?? No-one can build anything that big. The architects were helped by aliens.

Structure of that size placed so precisely that it happens to form an artificial lake and produce electricity?

Besides Hoover dam is a single structure. No seams or parts. What factory can produce a mold that big let alone move it across from factory to the river. There are no trucks that big.

Aliens

FartsWithAnAccent ,
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Funny, tragic, same difference really. Tragedy + time and all that...

roguetrick , in Mildred

If you want to get to Millie, start with Camilla. Not fucking Mildred.

Infynis ,
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It’s actually short for Maleficent

CaptPretentious ,

You want to cite a source for that because I can’t find anything. Everything I’m finding says that before 1959 it was never used as a name and only as a word. And the name translates differently than Mildred.

Infynis ,
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/s, sorry

MisterFrog ,
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Or Amelia, Melissa or simply just Millie, who’s gonna stop you?

ggtdbz , in Don't.
samus12345 ,
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I thought this was heavily edited, but no. It’s from a real comic, and the only edit was changing “use” and “does.”

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/de6791b6-05db-4a70-9848-866f3558a6e9

Technus , in CAM ON

The fact this was apparently posted by someone from the Netherlands makes this so much funnier.

Etterra ,

I have it on good authority by multiple Europeans that Netherlands is a made up country.

Technus ,

The language definitely seems made up just to fuck with people.

gentooer ,

It’s made up to laugh with the Flemish.

Rolive ,

Leugens!

Swedneck ,
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the netherlands is the cultural runoff from the rest of europe, gathering in a series of ditches until it sprouts like mold

SaintWacko , in I will not be taking questions.

We actually have a nice print of that hanging in the bathroom

WarmSoda OP ,

That’s a good idea. Maybe a wood print. I like it.

SaintWacko ,

This is the one we have. I actually got it from their kickstarter years ago: cratestyle.com/products/no-338-toilet-paper-roll?…

mcqtom ,

Does it trouble you at all that the diagram doesn’t specify where the wall should be?

SaintWacko ,

Wait… Do you not have your toilet paper just hanging in the air?

loaExMachina , in He remains at large

And her name is Maggie Simpson.

some_guy ,

Her name is Maggie Simpson. Her name is Maggie Simpson.

Mighty , in non vegan pizza time
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You know what’s “funny”. Vegans DO fund not only alternatives but also meat subsidies with the taxes on vegan food. For meat to be as cheap as it is, a lot of tax money is going into the industry

Demuniac ,

Also, who says vegans don’t support these ventures and call people murderers at the same time. We can have both.

Ganbat ,

The screaming, raging, seething and antagonizing only serves to make people less receptive to such ventures.

Forester OP ,
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Get out of here if your reason. Only pitchforks and mob violence allowed

Ganbat ,

It makes me think of that Stone Henge thing just recently. That was such a despicable shit show that people have been calling it a false flag to distance it from actual activism.

Forester OP ,
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They’re sending their most devoted, not their brightest

MindTraveller ,

They used water soluble pigment. It’ll wash off when the rain comes. There’s no chemical reaction with the stone that could cause lasting damage. And given that it’s fucking England, I’m sure the rain has already come and washed it away. You’re getting mad over nothing.

Prandom_returns ,

So you’re going to coal-roll now?

Prandom_returns ,

Because staying quiet works way better.

iiGxC ,

Yeah same can be said of the military industrial complex. Welcome to lemmy, most people here hate the government

Atropos , in Which one of you?

Ok, I gotta know what wikipedia page this is.

snooggums ,
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If you find it post it please!

I only found a longer version of the meme with something about Controversial views on the Antichrist being another section and I am very intrigued.

9point6 ,

Googling the tiles doesn’t bring anything up on Wikipedia so I’m gonna guess this is fake, I’m afraid

HootinNHollerin ,

Someone probably edited the wiki for screenshot before it was caught and corrected. Or just photoshopped all together in the first place

Maalus ,

Or just F12’d it and edited just the text like a lazy person

rob_t_firefly ,
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You wouldn’t even need to really put a Wikipedia edit through, you could write what you like on the edit screen and just hit “preview” to get the screenshot.

bratorange ,

A few weeks ago the Wikipedia article was posted on lemmy. I too unfortunately don’t remember the name.

Saganaki ,
baltakatei ,
MrGG , in favourite drink

Soju is waaaay too easy to drink

CptEnder ,

This. It’s deceptive af. My old job we had our holiday party at a KBBQ spot and all 12 of us went through like 30 bottles. I remember looking up and thinking, wtf where did all these bottles come from?!.. oh wait I’m blasted. God I miss that little company, such a fun job.

rab ,
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Sounds like you dodged potential addiction by leaving that company to me

Thcdenton ,

Fr. My friend’s dad introduced me to it. We used to get slushed and play street fighter. RIP Glen.

bruhduh ,
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Easier than cider?

Makhno ,

Depends on the cider/soju, but in my experience, yes.

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