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TwoBeeSan , in Sorry for blaming you, Brutus.

… and only one was fatal

… and they didn’t think about anything of the consequences afterwards

… and they didn’t even kill Marc Antony

… and infinity

li10 ,

Only one needed to be fatal tbf

The rest was just for aesthetics, send a message kinda shit ✊

aliceblossom , in RE: important matters of the day

Jenius

prettydarknwild , in The Anti-Semetism is just incredible
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I think is way more antisemitic to try to relate the jewish people with that genocide

phoenixz ,

I don’t think anyone relates the Jewish people to that genocide, they relate the state of Israel to that genocide, because it does.

Kase ,

My understanding is that the person who originally called criticism of the Israel gov ‘antisemitism’ is the one equating Jewish people with the state of Israel

fushuan ,

That’s the point they are making actually, that Jewish people that call for antisemitism in those cases like the Australian Jewish organization and tons of Israel supporters, by saying that being against genocide is antisemitic, they are saying that genocide is semitic, which is a very dangerous statement.

In my opinion, those that make such ludicrous statement are the antisemitic ones, for calling the Jewish religious group genocidal.

Aceticon ,

Clearly the Australian Jewish Association is relating Jewish people to genocide, otherwise they would not have called that statement by a shopkeeper in New Zeeland anti-semitic but would instead have said it to be anti-Israel.

They’re directly saying that being against this Genocide is being against Jews, which is most definitelly “relating Jewish people to that Genocide”

TruthAintEasy , in Why not throw a granade in there as well...
@TruthAintEasy@kbin.social avatar

Gun scare people. Scared people with guns fire more bullets. More gunfire scares more people, causing them to buy guns for protection. Now those additional scared people with guns use them, bringing that same fear they feel to more of their neighbours, who respond by buying guns to protect themselves...

If you really want an armed populace just make it mandatory for all citizens to complete 1 year of military service, with the people retaining their service arms at home. This way everyone is trained the same way and follows the same standards with their weapons. This takes the 'cool' factor out of owning guns, takes the identity politics out of it, and the criminals will now know that they likely cannot gain the advantage in fire power just by getting a high capacity magazine.

It would also calm the cops down, because the year of manditory service will weed out all the crazies that cant handle the responsibility of gun ownership, and since everyone went to the same program you have an automatic national database of who isnt fit for ownership. Give mental health proffessionals the ability to flag on the database when an idividual is having issues so their weapons can be TEMPORARILY removed untill their mental health is restored.

The 2a guys will also lose their main talking point: government is the one giving them the gun now, they would look stupid REEEing about 'gubberment wants muh guns!!'

It seems like the USA will never say no to guns, so why not go full ham instead of just letting every state make up its own rules as it goes along? The current system has some very obvious flaws. Freedom should not be free, it should require responsibiliy, the proof is in the never ending american gun tragedy.

Edit: accidentally tripple posted, still learning the UI... deleted the two duplicates, and fixed some bad grammar

Valmond ,

Are there no mandatory service in the USA?

iknowitwheniseeit ,

No. Men between 18 and 25 have to register with the government, but that’s it:

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selective_Service_System

Daxtron2 ,

On top of criminal punishments for not registering, you also won’t receive any federal assistance for college, employment, loans, etc.

BluJay320 ,
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You lost me at mandatory service. No way in hell I’m contributing to the industrial war machine

TruthAintEasy ,
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Fair enough, there are no perfect solutions

De_Narm , in Weekend with no plans

Wait, do people eats less than at least one frozen pizza per meal? Like, I don’t get them often, but I need two to feel full.

(I always get shit for writing about portion sizes, I’m only 70kg)

ninjan ,

Some just eat a lot. I do sometimes, not frozen pizza but other stuff, but then I also regularly skip both breakfast and lunch or dinner without really thinking about it so on the whole I don’t think I eat more than others. I’m around 60 KG. The one that makes people look is when I pack away 30 pieces of sushi while they ordered 10 pieces and are somehow satisfied. That or how I can kill a full bag of potato chips (300 g) in one sitting, a cool 1500 kcal of crispy goodness.

xpinchx OP ,

My weakness is Oreos.

Infynis , (edited )
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I think that’s just you. I weigh like 40kg more than you, and I usually eat 3/8 pieces when I make a frozen pizza

De_Narm ,

I’m honestly curious, do you snack a lot or something? Where do your calories come from?

I looked up a few frozen pizzas you can get in my area and they are around 800-900 kcal. Assuming you eat 3/8 per meal, that’s 9/8 a day, or up to about 1000 kcal. On the basis that you average a similar amount of calories per meal and consume the usual three meals.

The average man needs between 2000 and 3000 kcal. Woman start at 1600.

Since I gun for at least 2800 kcal and my average breakfast is about 600 kcal, my other meals need to be ~1200 kcal (1.3-1.5 pizzas). I never eat outside of meals except for maybe once over the weekend.

Infynis ,
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It’s a little more than the recommended serving size on the pizzas I get. And I do usually add some extra toppings and cheese to make it better. I work from home, and don’t have any particularly active hobbies, especially in the winter, so it’s definitely enough for me for one meal. And my stomach is definitely full. I can only eat a fourth piece of im really starving

ThirdWorldOrder ,

What’s up with all these fractions. Let’s calm down

narc0tic_bird ,

You just have to add enough cheese

tetris11 ,
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Im about your weight, but a whole pizza is usually enough. More than enough if I wash it down with coke

Wanderer , (edited )

This could be an American thing.

I’m a big eater and sometimes feel like I could eat two cheap frozen pizzas.

When I went to America think I finished one meal and that’s because I was hungover, haven’t eaten all day and starving.

Their meal sizes are fucking insane.

The meal I ate was in waffle house. It’s this danky looking chain restaurant, it has this sad looking yellow and brown colours, all the furniture is plastic and tacky, they have basic coffee and pretty oily food that is super basic, waffles, eggs toast then you got to put a load of butter and sugar on top. As it’s open all the time and cheap it is full of people at all hours and a frequent stop for drunk college kids.

Anyway turns out it is amazing! Everyone should go.

Here are two chefs talking about how great it is.

youtu.be/qEpXeTDwbk8?si=jV0Pd5hM-hNotrsx

blujan ,

The post doesn’t specify pizza size, you could be thinking of smaller pizzas than the post.

RogueBanana ,

Not frozen pizza but if I am ordering any, I usually go for 1 normal or 2 very tiny ones for different flavours. Idk if its the bread or I am just too Asian but any fast food like pizza or burger fills me easily unlike a proper meal.

chatokun ,

Are you still growing (teenager) or are very active or both? Calorie needs vary based on stuff like that, so if you’re discussing with people above 25 who are only mildly active they wouldn’t be able to burn away those calories as easily. Our base metabolic rate slows down too.

De_Narm ,

I’m around 30, actually. I used to be quite active, yes, but I’ve been sitting on an injury for almost a year now and even lost weight in that time eating the same amount (I still track every meal, so’ll still be in the habit once I’m fully healed).

Otherwise I’m healthy, even got checked for stuff like thyroid problems.

JasonDJ ,

Are we talking frozen “pizza for one”, or like 16” frozen pies?

the_grass_trainer ,

What’s the difference?

LemmyIsFantastic , in True to life

What even is this? This is theleftcantmeme tier shit.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

What even is this?

A shitpost.

dangblingus ,

You projected politics onto it. Being racist or condemning racism is apolitical.

cryptosporidium140 ,

Salon.com has nothing to do with racism either. It’s just a known progressive news website they’re referencing to imply they have opposing political views.

Blunt version: straight male bad, conservative = racist

I’m actually kind of curious how you’re interpreting this comic though

Rolder ,

How do you know the guy is a conservative? The image mentions nothing about politics

cryptosporidium140 ,

Their opposing political views are implied by the salon article-sharing progressive woman vs. straight white conservative man. He’s a cartoon man in a single comic panel. If they’re not relying on stereotypes here I’m gonna need the joke explained to me

takeda ,

What is that saying? A hungry person always has bread on their mind.

cryptosporidium140 ,

There’s another saying which goes “get your head out of your ass”

takeda ,

Yeah, it is political, when your politics come down to “woke” vs “antiwoke”.

I’m starting to understand why today’s “conservatives” see a brutal dictator like putin as a hero. It doesn’t matter what he does, since he is “antiwoke”.

KeenFlame ,

No I think he had a mysterious conspiratorial political connection in a website she mentioned?

LifeInMultipleChoice ,

I see a woman tolerant of racism while denying it and a racist man. The conservative part I’m guessing you extrapolated by the thought that it is a regressive trait and therefore more likely to be a conservative?

cryptosporidium140 ,

That’s a reasonable assumption I think

dangblingus ,

There are implied political signals, but nothing overtly political. I’m not even attributing racism to conservatism. I wouldn’t trust a couple that matches the one in the comic to be up-to-date on the political landscape.

cryptosporidium140 ,

The juxtaposition is the entire point of the comic though, right? I wouldn’t describe salon.com as a racial news site if I had to pick 1 adjective. If she had a BLM t-shirt or something maybe we could ignore politics

li10 , in Do what you love

I don’t know why some people sugar coat it.

I’d pirate anyway because I don’t wanna spend money, and so would a lot of people who instead choose to hide behind excuses.

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

I have seen these big long winded speeches about how immoral it is to sell copyrighted material and how some dumb shit like spiderman should fall under the ‘free sharing of ideas to better humanity’ and blah blah blah.

Bro. We are thieves. We are stealing because its easy and the products cost too much.

rtxn ,

It also depends on who’s behind the product. Good indie game with one or a few developers - never. Adobe - I consider it a moral obligation.

dangblingus , in Tipping culture npcs

Ahh yes, verge of a recession, but there’s enough money to patronize a sit down restaurant where it’s well known that the owner pays their staff starvation wages. Fuck your server!

lanolinoil ,
@lanolinoil@lemmy.world avatar

The waiter isn’t patronizing the establishment in either sense of the word…

intensely_human ,

You almost got it. So close.

lanolinoil ,
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Show me those italics

dangblingus ,

In no interpretation of the English language did my sentence imply that the waiter was the one eating at the restaurant.

lanolinoil ,
@lanolinoil@lemmy.world avatar

The “Fuck your server” At the end implies the preceding statement is about the server and it’s a bit jarring to read if it’s not.

Fuck your server, “Fuck your server”, or Fuck your server /s would have been more clear.

While the sarcasm is clear in your head when you write it, it’s often lost if you don’t denote it in some way. That’s why /s became a thing.

phoenixz ,

Weeg, I honestly don’t have a list with wage tables for each restaurant that I visit.

Don’t restaurants have to obey minimum wages? If they do, the waiters earn just like everyone else. If they don’t, then why the f don’t they?

CaptnNMorgan ,

Where is minimum wage livable?

phorq ,

In most places wait staff only need to be paid the minimum wage if their next-to-nothing wage plus tips doesn’t exceed minimum wage.

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  • JackiesFridge ,
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    The issue is: why are restaurants not paying their staff “proper” wages? Why are they the outlier, subsidised by customers?

    If I eat at a restaurant, I already know I need to tip to make up the embarrassing gap between what the restaurant pays them and what a proper wage would be. Just raise your stupid prices to account for that and let me not do math after I eat.

    But no, the Great Unwashed love a good illusion, so posting the actual price of a meal will drive them away. Adult society is full of toddlers.

    frostysauce ,

    If you say it’s not your problem and still go out to eat you’re a dick and you’re full of shit.

    TranscendentalEmpire ,

    Yeah… If you can’t afford the tip, then you can’t afford the meal. If you’re morally opposed to tipping culture, then don’t give money to the restaurants who rely on tipping.

    Not tipping at a restaurant isn’t some revolutionary act, it’s just being a dick to workers. Waiters aren’t some sort of class betrayer, they’re just another worker being screwed over by management.

    I don’t like tipping culture either, but at the end of the week that waiter is still going to have to pay rent.

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  • Clent ,

    Fuck yes you entitled douche!

    If you are morally opposed to how a service treats its workers and you still use the service, you’re aren’t actually morally opposed, you’re just an asshole virtue signaler.

    TranscendentalEmpire ,

    So I need to stop using a service because of the way they treat their workers?

    Yes, it’s pretty easy to find a restaurant with self service.

    Tell me, do you use Amazon? Walmart? Do you eat McDonald’s? Or Dunkin donuts?

    No, I don’t. Most vendors on Walmart or Amazon have their own stores online with the same pricing, and I don’t eat fast food.

    johannesvanderwhales ,

    Yeah, if you’re not tipping, you’re not fucking over the owner. You’re not railing against the tipping system. You’re just fucking over your server. Which makes you a dick.

    TokenBoomer ,

    If everyone stopped tipping, the wait staff would demand more money, or leave. The owner would have to pay more to employees.

    So yeah, not tipping is fucking over the waiter, unless everyone stopped tipping. Then that would fuck over the owner.

    johannesvanderwhales ,

    And then you would pay more for your meal, bringing it up to the same price as you paid before with the tip. Except probably the servers would make less money. People seem to overlook the fact that servers actually tend to make pretty good money in comparison to jobs with similar qualifications (although there’s a bunch of caveats on that).

    TokenBoomer ,

    And then there would be fewer patrons because the higher price is not optional. Staff would be cut, and eventually the restaurant would downsize or close. Servers that make good money are the exception, and that is due to tips.

    If tips weren’t an issue. The meme would be irrelevant and we wouldn’t be having this discussion.

    Let’s no go halfway; have customers pay the full salaries of all employees, including benefits. See how ridiculous that sounds.

    Contend6248 ,

    If tipping is mandatory, it isn’t tipping anymore.

    Enjoy what you get and get lost. If you can’t handle not getting extra money, go for a good job, where doing the bare minimum of your job also won’t get you extra money, surprisingly.

    johannesvanderwhales ,

    I mean, in a practical sense, tipping is not optional in the US, at least in the context of sit down restaurants with a server. This is pretty well understood by the vast majority of Americans no matter how loudly people on the internet complain about it.

    A lot of the noise as of late has been because as services like Square have become more common for POS payments, they default to including a tip screen. And so people are upset about the view that they’re being “forced” to give tips to types of jobs that have never traditionally been tipped (and apparently they’re too weak willed to just press “no tip”).

    panda_paddle ,

    The meal is plenty affordable until the wait staff demands the outrageous amount if 25%.

    Blackmist , in Taylor Swift has won the Superbowl!

    Phew, now she’s able to let Biden win the election. Was a close one there for a minute.

    surewhynotlem , in Good morning I choose family time.

    And this is why we went no-contact with grandpa

    lseif , in It was in self-defence 🙃

    But does she condemn Hamas??

    tkk13909 , (edited ) in Guard of the Awwderworld

    Seeing as the dachshund was bred in the 1600s, I don’t think Greek mythology would have included it. It would be like saying the trojan war might have had muskets because the Iliad doesn’t say they didn’t have them.

    FlyingSquid OP ,
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    Jerkface ,

    I don’t understand how that is the most upvoted comment in the thread? Like, is that supposed to be facetious? What the fuck is wrong with Lemmy?

    eager_eagle ,
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    it reminds me of my first days here - for some reason I was rolling my eyes reading the comments of every other post, then things gradually got better.

    ONRYO , (edited )
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    No you became one of them or your standards just became low.

    eager_eagle ,
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    rickyrigatoni ,

    People who fact check jokes should have their commenting privileges removed.

    Schmuppes ,

    if we’re gonna be smartasses in this comment section, the proper spelling is Dachshund. “Dachs” is German for badger, “Hund” is German for, well, dog.

    BigBenis , in Describe your gender using only US states

    I identify as Puerto Rico but society has yet to recognize that as a legitimate state

    LifeInMultipleChoice ,

    Not D.C.? You must have a fairly conservative gender identity

    That said, I am in a pickle trying to figure out what a conservative non recognized identity would be like. Thanks for the mental exercise.

    skulblaka ,
    @skulblaka@startrek.website avatar

    They only have one joke, every single one of them would input “attack helicopter”

    synae , in The Da Vinci Cookie
    @synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Oh that got this all wrong, oreos are satanic!

    1000007458

    altima_neo ,
    @altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

    Man, the Nabisco thing was satanic this whole time!

    rockerface ,

    Both are true, actually, in every Oreo the top cookie is Templar and the bottom is satanic

    psmgx ,

    Kinda like how if you play a Nickelback album backwards you hear Satan, and what’s worse is if you play it forwards

    brbposting ,

    Do you know what a MILF is?

    https://files.catbox.moe/j968up.mp4

    synae ,
    @synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Hail satan

    Leviathan ,

    Hail me!

    flambonkscious ,

    That is amazing!

    I grew up when people were getting worried about Led Zep and backward masking clearly indicating BS shit smoking pot. I’m glad these mental gymnastics are still strong - I’m slowly getting free of it all…

    sfxrlz ,

    I wish I had enough time and fantasy to come up with such bullshit. I’d still use it for something different probably^^

    Edit: she is so sincere it’s killing me

    THEDAEMON ,

    I hope that this is satire. Had to stop halfway.

    TheIllustrativeMan ,

    I grew up in churches like this, there’s no way it’s satire.

    THEDAEMON ,

    Wow just wow.

    zalgotext ,

    This is some absolutely kick ass advertising for Monster, all that imagery is sick as hell. Milfs dig it, fuck yeah 🤘🤙

    Lord_ToRA ,
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    synae ,
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    What can I say, I stole it off the internet and a bunch of the pixels fell off during the getaway

    Lord_ToRA ,
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    gandalf_der_12te , in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

    If you like the comment about the chicken more than the post about the chocolate, you like the roast more than the meat.

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