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StrongHorseWeakNeigh , in Ain't no one around to hate in the basement. Just me and my jug.

I like how Appletini is farther along self hatred than rubbing alcohol is.

Jax ,

Makes me think of Scrubs

MamboGator , in When Hexbear finds out Nazi stands for National Socialism
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We can make fun of tankies without perpetuating the alt-right “akshewally the notsees were soshulist” lie.

ArumiOrnaught ,

I feel like that's built in to the joke. Making fun of people who think Nazis did any amount of socialism.

metaStatic ,

See also: Democracy is pure communism

FiniteBanjo OP ,

Yeah, it was implied that Nazis aren’t actually socialist but rather the tankies and ccp cucks would literally defend anything that opposes western world powers.

FiniteBanjo OP ,

Neither were Russia or China under Stalin or Mao Zedong, but they still figuratively suck them off.

Diplomjodler3 , in I got this

If shit really hits the fan you’ll sober up in no time.

rockerface ,

Nothing like an ol’ reliable adrenaline rush

Eheran ,

Like the drunken Russian soldiers we get to see dieing? In other words: I doubt it. Is there actual proof for this happening? If so, how would the effect of alcohol be countered?

TragicNotCute ,
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Adrenaline is a drug and in my experience when it kicks in, the impairment from other drugs abates pretty quick.

rockerface ,

If you think about it, it’s pretty wild that we literally grew a drug dispenser to carry around at all time, just in case

Eheran ,

So is there a source for this?

TragicNotCute ,
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There’s tons of study on both alcohol and adrenaline’s effects on the body. As far as a study about sobering up because of adrenaline, a quick search didn’t yield any. Probably because of ethics concerns I’d imagine. But judging by the votes, a number of people have experienced this first hand.

Eheran ,

A few votes are clearly all we need. To me, it looks exactly the opposite: that this is at best a urban legend.

Diplomjodler3 ,

I’m sure it worked the first few times. In a situation like that you’ll be under constant stress, that’s not at all comparable with suddenly finding yourself in an emergency.

Frozengyro ,

Or completely freeze in a panic…

rockstarmode ,

Those people panic sober too.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

NGL on the worst days, I absolutely do critical work after slamming a few pints or eating some edibles.

When I was younger, I absolutely did sober. But its getting harder and harder in my 40s.

The last emergency, it was Friday afternoon and I was blazed. Had to tell them I can’t be the primary and my backup took the wheel.

Diplomjodler3 ,

Maybe you should find a different line of work.

olafurp , in C O L O N I Z E

Now that’s goblincore af

AFKBRBChocolate , in Threatening me with a good time

I wonder if that would end up being illegal. I know that if you’re aware that someone is eating/drinking your stuff, you can’t put anything in it that might harm them, including laxatives or excessively hot spices (people have sued and won for that). But breast milk shouldn’t be harmful.

helpImTrappedOnline , (edited )

Not sure, but OSHA will have a problem with an imporerly labeled container.

Edit, thinking about it. You probably would have a solid case - especially if there are damages. Some else said it’s like putting sprem in food, but I think blood would be a better comparison [citation defintaly needed].

The theif could simply be allergic to something in her milk that’s not in the creamer. If the woman, unknowingly or not, had any sickness that can spread via breast milk, her leaving that in the creamer container where anyone could drink it is very bad. It could spread from the “theif” to their spouce, who spreads it to the mail man.

Don’t leave breast milk in a unlabeled container, public fridge or not.

Dasus , (edited )
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The theif could simply be allergic to something in her milk that’s not in the creamer.

So… hypothetically… I make my own lunch and bring it to work. It has peanuts. And perhaps some flu virus I’m carrying. You steal it and eat it. You get sick.

And… I’m* somehow responsible?

It’s unreasonable to think you can steal things out of open containers and expect “proper labeling”.

joel_feila ,
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it depnds of if she left her breast milk in away that reasonable could think it was for everyone in the office and not her private creamer.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 , (edited )
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I could see it being treated like putting your sperm in someone’s food.

Is it gonna make them sick or really affect them at all? Not unless you have an std but you’ll still be charged with a sexual crime or something

Pyroglyph ,
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Pretty sure that you get the benefit of the doubt if you had a feasible reason for adding/changing something about your food.

For example, you could add a laxative to your food/drink and be totally in the clear as long as you labelled your container with your name and maintain that you’ve been constipated. It’s a totally valid reason, plus it was labelled with your name so there’s no reason for anyone else to be consuming it.

AFKBRBChocolate ,

That argument has been tried, but if you knew other people were stealing your food, you can still be liable.

And in this case, it would be a stretch for the person to say they like putting their own breast milk in their coffee, and the note makes it clear that it was done intentionally to upset the perpetrator.

cfi ,

I think its feasible that they have to pump during work hours and just use that container

AFKBRBChocolate ,

That note would make no sense in that case. Why would she wait until the end of the week, then add a “Surprise!” note?

metaStatic ,

define excessive? I love hot stuff to the point that my lunch could be considered a war crime most days and I'm not gonna tone it down because some scum fuck might want to steal it.

Lemming421 ,
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I’ve seen stories about this. If it’s so hot it makes someone else ill, but you can eat it, you’re fine. If you maliciously make it too hot for anyone, that’s apparently unacceptable.

Plopp ,

This is why I have built up a tolerance for cyanide.

GluWu ,

I microdose 1 lead birdshot pellet every day to build up my tolerance to heavier metals.

AFKBRBChocolate ,

As I understand it, if someone sues you because they ate your food and got sick or injured because it was too hot, you’re probably going to be fine if you can show that you routinely eat food that hot, and there’s no evidence that you did it as a trap. My understanding is that, even if you eat food that spicy, if you tell someone “Someone’s been stealing my food - they’re going to get a big surprise when they find out how spicy it is today,” you might have an issue. I’m not a lawyer, but workplace food stealing and resulting traps are apparently fairly common.

Fal ,
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I would think it would depend on if this was labelled as hers. It’s a totally reasonable assumption a giant bottle of creamer in a common fridge is for common use unless specified otherwise

AFKBRBChocolate ,

It turns out that’s not sufficient, legally (at least in the US). If you know someone is stealing your food, and you put something harmful in it, it doesn’t matter of it was clearly labeled as yours.

Fal ,
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Right obviously if it was with the intent to harm someone who you reasonably knew would be eating it. It would be related to, but not exactly the same as, this en.wikipedia.org/…/Attractive_nuisance_doctrine

Norgur ,

Why the fuck is everyone in here acting like fucking breast milk is akin to laxatives or "harmful substances" and that it was put in there to harm someone? Young mothers at work often need to pump their milk so
a) someone can give their baby at home said milk the next day in a bottle
b) the milk production doesn't decline.
I hope you all know that.
So that could just be the container she chose to store her milk in throughout the day. Besides… breast milk is not fucking harmful. Where the fuck have you lot been educated?

AFKBRBChocolate ,

Maybe you should learn to read before you get all enraged. I specifically said that, though I know things like laxatives are illegal this way, I wonder if breast milk would be. Also, though certainly mothers pump and store breast milk at work, this clearly isn’t that because she added the “surprise” note as a “got ya” thing.

As sometime else said, what would your feelings be if it was a guy putting seamen into it? That’s not harmful, either.

Norgur ,

If there is a little less in there than she expected every day, it might take a few days until she realizes that someone is using it… so this hasn't got to be the gotcha thing at all
And the mere notion that someone really thinks sperm and breast milk are even in the remotest sense comparable in this context is utterly laughable to me. In a really upsetting kind of way. I mean... have you ever for even two seconds thought about the notion that breast milk has absolutely no sexual component whatsoever? Like... none at all.

AFKBRBChocolate ,

I don’t think you’re arguing in good faith. Read that label in the pic and tell me you honestly think it was an accident.

And no one said the two were the same. You argued that you can’t compare breast milk and a laxative because breast milk can’t hurt you, so I’m asking about seamen, which also can’t hurt you.

But this whole chain was wondering if it would be illegal if done intentionally, and none of your outage is touching on that.

GBU_28 ,

It doesn’t matter how the milk was produced or anything, it’s a human biological substance.

It’s be like if someone was jizzing in a milk jug. It’s the same thing, a human biological substance in a food container.

Obviously this issue can be entirely avoided if you just mind your own business and don’t steal.

whoreticulture ,

Because you can get diseases from bodily fluids

SpruceBringsteen ,

One of the only ways your body can dump microplastics supposedly is lactation.

BruceTwarzen , (edited )

Piss isn't harmful either, that doesn't mean i wanna drink it.

AFKBRBChocolate ,

Right, again, I’m curious about the legality. You don’t want to drink it, but if you drank someone else’s drink from the work fridge and then found out it had pee in it, could you claim damage/injury?

fine_sandy_bottom ,

Sure why not. If you felt attacked or worried.

Here if someone feels intimidated when a dog barks at them, that’s assault.

Harm doesn’t need to be physical.

Sadbutdru ,

In terms of blood-borne viruses (like HIV and hepatitis), breast milk is considered in the same risk category as semen or vaginal secretions, only blood is higher. Whereas piss and shit are only considered a risk if they contain blood. Obviously there’s other reasons why you don’t want shit in your food, but it probably won’t give you anything really nasty and long-lasting. Piss it’s pretty much totally safe, but I reckon you could still get in trouble for secretly feeding it to someone.

jesusrp98 , in Hips lied
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Shes the real one waka waka eh eh

Klear ,

Wish I could speak spanish…

MissJinx ,
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idk man, AI is crazy nowdays

sharkfucker420 , (edited ) in I'm sorry, Grandpa
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You ancestors also had social anxiety nerd. Like yeah maybe great great great grandpappy went through wars and famines but he still stuttered in front of your great great great grandma and laid awake at night thinking about it.

nifty , in Do you like cats resting on your car?
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One of these is not like the other

The car in the fourth panel is white

tpihkal ,

Might just be the lighting.

Excrubulent ,
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We’ll be having none of that, thank you.

SturgiesYrFase ,
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Looks more of a silver than a white tbh…

Excrubulent ,
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Look, it’s just bad ligh–

No! Noooo. You almost got me.

SturgiesYrFase ,
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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

lowleveldata ,

Good eye

VelociCatTurd , in And the most popular man in the whole Fediverse is...

This has the same vibe as MySpace Tom being everyone’s first friend.

RIP_Cheems , in They did it for science
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A literal excerpt from re4 remake: Date: April 13 I shared the news of my achievement with that pretentious bastard colleague of mine. His face went white! Then, he started scribbling something in his notebook. I thought he’d be impressed, but instead, he actually had the nerve to warn me of the so-called dangers.

He’s a fool. I have everything under control.

Date:

The subject went wild and escaped from its cryogenic tank.

I was the real fool.

dalekcaan ,
RIP_Cheems ,
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I love how he walks out of the machine with full sentience and reveals the truth like that.

eager_eagle ,
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oh he reveals more than the truth

doingthestuff , in The Golden Rule: He who has the gold makes the rules.

He’s unquestionably a rapist, but he is not a convicted rapist.

db2 ,

Yet.

Cruxifux ,

Nope, just of sexual abuse. Which is, like…. Come on New York what’s the fucking difference here? Especially when you hear the story of what happened. I don’t understand how they talked the court down from rape to sexual abuse.

abbadon420 ,

Money and power

Aggravationstation ,

I don’t understand how they talked the court down from rape to sexual abuse.

Money

nomous ,

My understanding is that she wasn’t able to say with 100% certainty that he put his penis inside her; that it could have been his finger.

Which I’m sure is something his lawyers push but is still a pretty sick burn to have on-record, and actually lines up with what his other victims say.

Daft_ish , (edited )

Semantics. Some might classify the sexual assault he preformed as rape.

Natanael ,

No, it’s because the finding was made in civil court, not criminal court, therefore not convicted.

Daft_ish ,

Huh? You can be convicted in civil court…

gingernate ,

A conviction leads to sentencing (normally) in a criminal matter. A cival court is settling a cival matter, not a criminal one. Criminal courts convict you of a crime and sentence you to some kind of punishment. Cival courts can make you pay a fine, but not convict you of a crime.

Daft_ish , (edited )

Again, another argument of semantics.

Would change nothing for me, maybe for yourself, to say Donald Trump was found liable of sexual assault by a judge and jury in the court of law.

Edit:

You keep obfuscating, though.

gingernate ,

Sure, he’s a rapist. But not a convicted rapist. That’s all that’s being said

Schadrach , (edited )

That would be a more accurate statement, yes.

But there’s more to it than just semantics. There’s also the level of certainty - civil trials have a dramatically lower standard of evidence than criminal trials.

So when you say he’s been convicted of rape, you’re saying that 12 people were convinced beyond a reasonable doubt that he committed rape. But that’s not the case - instead a judge was convinced it was at least slightly more likely than not that he committed rape. That’s a very different standard.

EdibleFriend , in Anime pfps rise up
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If I had one wish I would make anime go away. Not because I don’t like it…I just REALLY want to see how that plays out.

DarkDiamondK ,
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Damn, this villain arc sounds pretty good

EdibleFriend ,
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Next I go after the tendies

Jimbo ,
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Now that is a step too FAR

ImplyingImplications ,

Seems like it would make a great anime.

An Otaku Who Woke Up In A World Where Anime Got Deleted Forever

EdibleFriend ,
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The feedback loop you just created hurts my head.

xavier666 ,

“How I Got An Overpowered Ability And Removed Anime : Final Season Part II”

aeronmelon ,

“Some men just want to watch the world burn.”

starman2112 ,
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Have you seen what Japan was like before they had anime? No fucking thanks let them have their cartoons

CorneliusTalmadge , in Sounds like a fart
joyjoy ,

And this one is for shooting down police helicopters.

samus12345 ,
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I approve.

w2tpmf ,

Oh I don’t need that one …yet.

DrBob , in Expertise

Three years for a PhD? Must be a Brit or combined degree. Average is almost six at the moment.

Track_Shovel OP ,

They are 5-6 in my neck of the woods. You can go straight to a PhD from a bachelor’s though

DrBob ,

There is some field dependency - mathematics is notoriously fast. The other one I talk about below is the PhD portion of an MD/PhD. In some fields (mine included) there’s 2 years of coursework plus lab research so it was heavily results driven.

tygerprints ,

I dunno how, but my brother got his PhD in three years and was a doctor by the age of 21. Yes he was pretty smart to begin with, but he really did it in record time. I don't think it would be the same today, I think requirements have changed a lot since then.

SoleInvictus ,
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I’m a microbiologist in the US, it’s at least eight years for us.

TokenBoomer ,

You did the meme and got upvotes? We’re doomed.

skeletorfw ,

Even as a Brit that’d be fast. Here you’re funded for 3.5y with 6mo unfunded “writing up time”.

PhlubbaDubba , in Reddit moment

Also the sheer level of sadism that comes out in a relationships story about infidelity

Everything short of admitting to fantasizing about murdering the cheater gets you called a doormat these days, and victims of very concerted deception efforts get called idiots for being deceived.

GBU_28 ,

Jerry’s line always cracks me up

“If you ever cheat on me with him I’ll blow my brains out all over your beautiful bodies”

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Don’t take creative writing subs seriously my friend

rickyrigatoni ,

which is pretty much every sub for the past 20 years so don’t take anything on reddit seriously

saltesc ,

I remember an Ask Reddit for people that cheated. Most of them were in an abusive or manipulative relationship of some kind, yet most still felt guilty for acting out. Some chose to cheat and be caught because everything else they tried to get away hadn’t worked—obviiusly even that didn’t work in some cases.

PhlubbaDubba ,

Yeah but those aren’t usually the people who get the reddit stories specifically about them,

Honestly I think that explains the phenomenon, it’s a reporter effect, everyone lashes out so hard at cheaters because the ones they hear about aren’t deliberately trying to escape a toxic relationship, they’re selfish and narcissistic or lead into that mindset enough to destroy someone else’s life over it.

Honestly I just think it’s a sign that we need more supporting resources available to people, like state run shelters and stuff, because not being able to find security if they leave is what traps so many people in abusive relationships to begin with.

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