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violetring , in You can see the motion too

Yes! And they’re always walking on their middle fingers.

PlainSimpleGarak , in Jump!

I can’t possibly jump this many members of congress! I won’t risk it. I can jump two, maybe three, but asking me to jump this many, is asking me to risk my life.

Etterra , in Rate my setup

I’m afraid I can’t ignore that bipedal robot.

BoxerDevil , in Jump!

Can we also put both presidential candidates under there

Broken , in Jump!

Evel. Not Evil.

Track_Shovel OP , (edited )

I recognize this; if I had made this meme I would be embarrassed

ShaggySnacks ,

I didn’t notice notice that because I was to busy fantasying about this.

masterofn001 , in You can see the motion too

Sometimes I crawl on all 4s and pretend I’m a horse.with 8 legs.

rarWars , in You can see the motion too

I am cursed with this relevant and more accurate image, so now you are as well 😔

Diagram depicting various leg types as human legs.

KumaLumaJuma ,

Human, dog, horse, and flamingo comparison for those who are not aware.

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place avatar

I wonder if it feels like it looks. Does that feel like a really long foot?? 🦶

fogstormberry ,

what does it even mean to feel like a foot?

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place avatar

Imagine if your feet were much longer and you walked on your toes, like that

Agent641 ,

About 12" 😉

Ask your mum

Imgonnatrythis , in Turtle might still be alive

They could have saved a lot of paper, ink, and time on the printing press by eliminating “liking turtles better than cops”. Who doesnt like turtles?

nightofmichelinstars ,

I mean I’m not really turtle fan. They creep me out a little. But not as much as cops.

CaptDust , in Hes alive so this meme is OK right?

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/5faa8205-a674-4c1d-9a7b-8276e6f916a6.jpeg

umbrella , in Rate my setup
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man of culture

CoffeeJunkie , in Hes alive so this meme is OK right?

…goddamn. I am conservative but this is top tier memeage. And he is okay so… I think we can all have a laugh! 😂 Very funny. 👍🏻

Sanctus ,
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No matter what side you’re on, this is the funniest fucken meme I’ve seen in a while.

Kowowow , in Hes alive so this meme is OK right?

And all the pellets hit abe and no bystanders

sushibowl ,

Abe was shot from just a few meters away though. Hard to miss at that distance (well, one would think. The assassin missed his first shot).

Kowowow ,

still he didn’t make a cheap piece of junk

200ok , in What is this from

RuPaul’s drag race season 2, Tyra Sanchez and Jujubee: here you go

LodeMike OP ,

Thanks

BackOnMyBS ,
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https://lemmy.autism.place/pictrs/image/7998c9be-eeef-41ac-be42-84ef76943153.webp

SharkEatingBreakfast , in Hes alive so this meme is OK right?
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Wait

What’s going on…?

brandon ,

There was a shooting at a Trump rally. Details are still being released. The meme is referencing the successful assassination of Shinzo Abe a couple years ago.

SharkEatingBreakfast ,
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Were people hurt?? Ffs America

Jozzo ,
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One attendee and the shooter are dead

SharkEatingBreakfast ,
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Christ…

Agrivar ,

but NOT the anti-Christ, unfortunately.

AutistoMephisto ,
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    scytale ,

    Apparently the motivation was because Donald Trump disavowed Project2025.

    Wait, is this confirmed?

    Excrubulent ,
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    Yeah, I’d want to see solid information on this. I just have to fight the urge to believe it because it confirms my existing biases.

    This is what I’ve found: www.abc.net.au/news/2024-07-14/…/104096364

    From that he was a registered Republican, but also donated to a Democratic vote registering initiative. This would’ve been the first election he was old enough to vote in. No word of his actual motivations, but the idea that he’s a fascist who didn’t like that Trump wasn’t fascist enough doesn’t seem to bear out from this article at least.

    AeroLemming ,

    Why do you feel the need to make such statements regarding the motivation without any source or evidence to back them up?

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    Interestingly enough, all the dead are registered Republicans!

    FordBeeblebrox ,

    Every accusation is a confession with conservatives. Hmmm, how long till he’s a secret liberal?

    ArcaneSlime ,

    Tbf, when one says “shooting” it conjures up images of an active shooter scenario. What happened was more aptly described as an assassination attempt. Target (trump) wounded (barely), one (or possibly two) bystanders dead, shooter dead.

    Pacattack57 ,

    Fun fact: this will be the 34th mass shooting in the month of July in the US. This qualifies as a mass shooting because there were 4 casualties.

    brandon ,

    Weren’t there only two casualties, including the shooter?

    Pacattack57 ,

    The shooter, the father that died, a second bystander that was in critical condition, and Trump.

    LemmyKnowsBest , in What is this from

    It’s from here

    LodeMike OP ,

    Thank you!

    pipows ,
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    Took me a while to figure out what’s happening, I thought your link was broken

    LemmyKnowsBest ,

    LOL yes I’m here to keep you monkeys entertained

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