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prime_number_314159 , in How do I cite a lemmy comment in MLA format for use in an academic paper?

Only adult humans are legally permitted to sign the NDA that <<<NASA>>> makes you sign when you “go to space”. Dogs are not adult humans. The “moon” is in “space”. Therefore, <<<NASA>>> would never allow a doggo to go to the “moon”. I daresay that whatever you pet on the “moon” was definitely not a dog. It could have been a robot, or a man in a costume, or an alien space craft, or a Guatemalan that illegally crossed over the ice wall, or many other things.

There’s no way it could be a dog.

some_guy , in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?

This was pretty hilarious, I gotta tell ya.

Snowclone , in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?

She’s a 61 year old lesbian, with two adult kids, married to her wife of ten years. She’s a hugely respected actor who’s a household name, and undoubtedly has a net worth that could probably buy an island. I don’t think you’re gonna crack this nut, homie.

nelly_man ,

In case you missed the joke, this is a reference to how John Hinckley Jr shot Reagan because he thought it would impress Jodie Foster. It’s posted today because of the assassination attempt on Trump yesterday.

Makeshift , in “It’s sick”

What a perfect comment to be interpreted in whichever way someone wants to interpret it.

wizardbeard ,

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son_named_bort , in Jump!

Hopefully he doesn’t break his leg like when he jumped over the Grand Canyon.

Enzy , in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?

196 on her lawn

TokenBoomer , in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?

This is good

MsPenguinette , in I have become all things to all men

I don’t want no SS smoke so I’ll shup

MissJinx , in I have become all things to all men
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crazy people vote 🤷🏻‍♀️

Got_Bent , in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?

Step 1) Be a woman

Step 2) Reanimate the rotting corpse of Ronald Reagan

Step 3) Take violent action against the Brady bunch

Step 4) Profit?

STRIKINGdebate2 , in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

Jodie Foster is in her sixties now. The best way to impress a woman like that is by promising to take her to the finest nursing home money can buy.

DarkCloud ,

Also, being a lesbian will probably help.

Transporter_Room_3 , in It's a gift
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When someone tells me I’m being ridiculous for having fun doing [insert thing]

Most recently it was because I was having fun messing with my RC stuff.

Like bitch just because your rc dreams died with that 1:32 scale bulldozer your older brother smashed in a jealous tantrum, doesn’t mean I can’t have fun designing my own 2ft long RC tank. Yes, I DO have fun driving a little box in circles making dirt fly around.

8 times out of 10 if the person complaining actually tries the thing with you, they also have fun.

Thcdenton , in “It’s sick”

One might even say ‘gnar’

sheogorath , in Rate my setup

0.5/10 without the birb. 17/10 with the birb.

owatnext , in stap

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