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intensely_human , in AI is the future

Wow they really did it.

They put the um in the coconut and shake it all up

APassenger ,

Have an angry (and admiring) upvote.

Jiggle_Physics , (edited )

It would appear the coconut is the only one they didn’t put the um in though

Eheran , in You can pry these high voltage lines from my sizzling dead fingers

So you never heard of CSB raids? Where they come in and randomly turn stuff on/off and close/open valves to see if your plant blows up?

papalonian ,

“Oh yeah? Well what’ll happen if I push this button and then turn all the knobs to max?”

“Everything will be fucked up.”

“Well I just did it. Now what?”

“Everything is fucked up.”

“Bet ya didn’t think of that 😎”

HikingVet ,

So they do the things that a competent fucking maintenance worker knows not to do and it isn’t considered gross negligence?

Eheran ,

I do not understand what your point is. Mine is a joke, like the meme.

AlotOfReading ,

The CSB doesn’t regulate and it can’t issue fines. They also don’t show up unless you’ve already had an incident. When they do show up, it’s simply to document and investigate the root causes, so they can issue recommendations to one of the regulatory agencies that actually enforces things. You need to have really fucked up for an agency with literally 40 staff overseeing one of the largest industrial economies in the world to notice you.

Technofrood ,

They need more content to keep their animation team busy.

JoShmoe ,

Basically what an ex-wife would do except at a job site.

mynachmadarch , in Scientific dietary advice

This and glue sauce are so worrisome. Like sure most people probably know better than to actually do that, but what about the ones they don't know? How many know how bad it is to mix bleach and ammonia? How long until Google AI is poisoned enough to recommend that for a tough stain?

KAYDUBELL ,

We call that “pulling a Peggy Hill”

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

Dang it Peggy! You taught the whole town how to make mustard gas!

cley_faye ,

Yes, the issue is not the glaring error we catch and laugh about; it’s the one that fly under the radar. This could potentially be dramatic.

Infynis ,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

Bleach and ammonia is a meme, and they’re pulling from Reddit for answers, so I expect, not long at all

Rolder ,

Hmm, I feel like the people dumb enough to believe that have significant overlap with people who wouldn’t trust Google / “Big Tech” in the first place

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It only takes one to kill an entire building full of people.

Sanctus , in Bussy?
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Smh can’t stop thinking about Guts

mrgreyeyes ,

Rearrangeing Guts has a whole new meaning now.

dependencyinjection , (edited ) in Believe what you see, not what you’re told

Like when he said that the CyberTruck beat a Porche Porsche 911 in a quarter mile whilst towing a Porche Porsche 911, but Engineering Explained did the math and called BS. Then backed up the math by actually doing the quarter mile to prove it.

hessenjunge ,

It’s Porsche. Sorry to be that guy but that bothers me.

Somethingcheezie ,

I read that a few times…is he saying Porsches break down a lot so ya the truck would win. But then I noticed the spellings. So ya a cyber truck would beat a Porche, they’re cheap knock offs of Porsches

Maalus ,

The entire gimmick was “cybertruck is faster loaded with an entire car and towing it, than the car itself”. They didn’t mention they didn’t go for the entire 1/4 mile. They didn’t mention they cherrypicked the slowest Porsche there is. They didn’t mention they lightened the trailer etc. It was 100% made in their favour, yet they still lost.

Buddahriffic ,

IMO a lightened trailer is fair. It’s really all about power to weight ratio. If a cyber truck could tow a car faster than that car can drive itself, then it means the power to weight ratio is that much higher. Torque also plays a role. They’d have to use a negative weight trailer for it’s weight to change that.

Guessing they ran the numbers and realized the instant torque of the electric motor would give them an edge at the very beginning, based on the “didn’t go the entire 1/4 mile” bit, which just means it takes less than 1/4 mile to make up for the higher torque in that particular scenario.

Also the skill of the drivers would play a role unless they set up an automated system (and tuned it right for both vehicles).

Maalus ,

No, the marketing was “a tesla towing a porsche is faster on a 1/4 mile than the porsche”. And then they only tested it up to 1/8th, and “extrapolated” that it would win 1/4. Which it didn’t. It simply was false advertising, even with everything going “their way”.

Buddahriffic ,

Yeah, I don’t disagree with the way you put it there, the only part I disagree with in your comment above is that using a lightweight trailer should be considered a part of the cheating.

Maalus ,

Why isn’t it part of cheating? You wouldn’t be able to use that trailer on public roads. It’s not that they used a lightweight trailer, it’s that they took an already barebones trailer and then cut and hacked away at it to make it lighter.

Buddahriffic ,

Because being able to accelerate just the combined mass of the two vehicles faster than the other can accelerate its own mass alone would still be impressive when that other vehicle is a high performance one.

Maalus ,

It doesn’t really matter if it’s impressive still or not. What matters is what they said and what the parameters of the test are. They said “while towing” not “laden with the weight of a porsche on a weightless trailer”. It’d be like winning the olympics on steroids. Impressive, since most people wouldn’t come close even while taking steroids. But still cheating.

hessenjunge ,

OP is referring to this story:

jalopnik.com/heres-more-proof-tesla-faked-its-cyb…

Yet another lie by Elon/Tesla.

dependencyinjection ,

No I’m happy to be corrected. I actually don’t know what’s come over me as a pedant myself, I should be ashamed.

some_guy ,

Silly human. You used earthling mathematics. On Mars (where Lonnie is from), physics works a different way. See? Lonnie is the genius all his sycophants say he is.

GrymEdm , in This is not a record to be proud of.
Chadus_Maximus ,

Not the same person. That’s Porzingis.

b000rg , in [|(-,)

Okay, why is nobody else asking why this is an image of a monitor?

xx3rawr ,

Download the meme

Screenshot the meme

Take a photo of the meme through the monitor

Simply describe the meme in plain text

MxM111 ,

Ok, why nobody asks why this^ meme is just a text?

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

Use a description of the meme to regenerate it using AI

NewAgeOldPerson ,

This… Took me a second… In my defense, I’m at a bock fest.

Toes ,
Allonzee , in The second matchup of the tournament

Does this forest get smaller over the course of the night like a hunger games arena?

FlihpFlorp ,

Animal royale

GluWu ,

We should do the opposite of Noah’s arc where we put 2 of every animal, including humans, in the Houston Astrodome and have them fight to the death until one emerges.

FlihpFlorp ,

Do we all get prep time. And can animals who are capable of making them get tools, or do we have to make tools ourselves

skeezix ,

He didnt say forest. He said Forrest, as in Gump. Maybe Forrest gets smaller as he gets old.

KillingTimeItself ,

so is this like a storm in a battle royale where once it collapse i win? Except instead of winning, i’m no longer lost?

RedditWanderer , in The Patriarchy

That’s disgusting! At what time are they there?

TheLowestStone ,
@TheLowestStone@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, and at what cross streets? I really want to make sure that I avoid them.

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Just to be sure I know the place and time to avoid them, I’ll be coming with you guys

TheLowestStone ,
@TheLowestStone@lemmy.world avatar

Good plan. We’ll just head down there really quick and take a peak so we know exactly what it is that we’re avoiding.

garbagebagel , in *Naruto

My parents at 24: oh shit you’re pregnant better get married

Me at 32 living in sin and child free: is another plant too much responsibility?

Button777777 ,

Hello fellow childless 32 year old. You get that plant!

Signed, Another childless 32 year old that just planted day liilies and strawberries

Kalothar ,

I’m a childless 31 year old and I look up to you fellas as my elders

basxto ,
@basxto@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I have yet to find plants that do well in darkness.

NaoPb ,

Fake plants will do just fine. And guess what happens when you forget to water them? They’re still fine.

bitwaba ,

Depends on if you can smoke it…

Shady_Shiroe , in Online dating apps be like
@Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world avatar

I guess it already has been 3 weeks since I last posted this is someone’s comment sections

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f35ee9e0-afd4-4b0b-9340-de226480722a.jpeg

Rascabin , in NEW JOB!

Dang. Even he got a new job. My “not selected for the position” emails are at 376 currently.

Anamana , (edited )

The new normal. You’re lucky if an actual person reads your application nowadays.

Sharkwellington ,

I’m so exhausted. Just shoveling resumes into the void.

TexMexBazooka ,

Think of resumes like SEO. You just gotta have the right key words- best way is to pull the text from the job desc of what you’re applying to

notoftenthat ,

I liked feeding the details to www.jobscan.co when I was displaced ~`2016.

The unfortunate truth is that you need an inside contact for many of the roles.

jaybone ,

2019 - Present

Professional Resume Void Shoveler

frickineh ,

I’m starting a job search today and dreading it. There are only like 5 positions open right now that fit with my skills and also pay even close to a livable amount of money, so that’s not great. Deceased sounds like a great opportunity at this point - no commute and you don’t need a living wage if you’re not living.

slingstone ,

Nah, dude. Just wait until the deceased field gets oversaturated. All the hordes of people wandering pointlessly, everybody trampling over everyone else trying to eat the organs of the living…it’s a dead end job that’ll get worse with time.

Sotuanduso ,

You get those emails? Nice.

misterundercoat ,

(Gets a job by knowing someone) I can explain!

You didn’t have to interview? I had to go to through three interviews!

I’d love to get an interview. All I get are rejection emails.

You guys are getting responses?

jonasw , in Do not trust it. Do not follow it.
jonasw ,
Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

This gives me the big cringe

Senseless ,

It’s like someone instructed him to smile and that’s the best he could come up with.

arken ,

He is obviously inflated, she has to hold him down or else he’ll float to the ceiling.

simple , in never click the comment section

Hackernews comments section have a 50/50 chance of being one of the smartest, well-researched essay you’ve seen or an unhinged rant from someone who has a grudge against a specific technology for the past 25 years

pipe01 ,

I just find it crazy how sometimes there’s a discussion about something then someone comes around like “hi, I’m the author of said 30 year old technology”

Damionsipher , in "Let me in right now or I swear..."

I think that’s at the University of Waterloo - they would routinely close entrances due to aggressive geese.

Viking_Hippie ,

When someone suggested evacuation, a spokesperson was quoted as saying

Couldn’t escape if I wanted to!

Dasus ,
@Dasus@lemmy.world avatar

Are they angry that the university never accepts any of the geese applicants?

But seriously, what do the geese do inside? Just want to get in from the cold?

Strykker ,

They don’t want in, they setup camp outside the doors and pick fights with people who walk by. So staff are probably “closing” the entrances so people don’t accidentally walk out into a warzone.

Canada geese are evil mean bastards

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar
jaybone ,

They don’t even say surry

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