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stebo02 , in Not sure...
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i recommend the uninstall button

ekZepp OP ,
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I’m trying to click on the X but nothing happen.

kiithwarrior ,

Fool that’s the install button now!

ekZepp OP ,
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😱😱😱😱

dill , in [Day 4] Posting the Lemmy logo every day but I do whatever the top comment says
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Scale the Image down and back to full size in a lossy editor like mspaint. Disable uniform scaling so you have to eyeball the aspect ratio.

freecandy , in stop asking for a karma system

I mean, upvotes are counted and tracked so how is that different than karma?

Selmafudd ,

Shhh let them just enjoy it for now

voidMainVoid ,

You don’t have a score.

freecandy ,

ibb.co/q98R6sv

Liz ,

I guess it depends on what interface you’re using.

https://midwest.social/pictrs/image/b0bee9b7-4eb4-432a-885b-887858023518.png

PeterPoopshit ,

On reddit, if your karma is too low you’re not allowed to participate in most communities.

freecandy ,

I mean, it’s a super low bar.

HelloHotel , (edited )

If i was, say interested in r/choosingbeggers, id annoy the crap out of any small ungated sub with “I agree” till I get my 100 karma.

Update: i don’t remember writing this

ram ,

There’s currently nothing stopping a mod from creating a bot to do the same. Maybe it’s already a thing.

Flaky , in But if you close your eyes,
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Apparently the X used by Twi-- er, X Corp, is from a font that X may not actually have the actual license to use.

Mongostein ,

Of course not. Licenses are for the poors. The creator of the font will benefit from the exposure of being the logo.

/s

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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Elon doesn't pay his hosting bills or rent, you think he's gonna care about something as inane as a license fee?

Flaky ,
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Of course not, but it’s worth pointing out :p

kryllic ,
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“B-b-but I got it from dafont!”

-Elon musk, probably

Interstellar_1 ,
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No, it’s just a unicode charachter. 𝕏

Flaky ,
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Funnily enough my friends were talking about this as well. Didn’t know until afterwards.

Hextic , in Not the hero we deserve, but the one we need.

The Nanny being the one to lead the charge vs Skynet is the exact shit I expect from this current clown timeline.

And I’m fine with it. Fran Drescher is awesome.

clutchmatic ,

She’s passionate and she cares.

runjun ,

Fran is constantly fighting for people’s rights. I love her.

RocksForBrains ,

She’s an antivax conspiracy chud. Reserve your praise.

Hextic ,

Right now she’s fucking up Hollywood billionaires. If true then I’m willing to use her like we used the Soviets in WW2.

The greater good

veniasilente ,
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Select your praise. You can praise her pro-SAG action without having to also praise or even care about her anti-vax postures.

afraid_of_zombies , in Survival of the Fittest

Everything goes in the same load. It dies? It dies. I won’t tolerate weak clothing holding me back.

Misconduct ,

Sometimes I like to pretend I will though. It usually lasts about as long as it takes to hand wash one garment. Sometimes I’m even feeling especially magnanimous and I’ll let something air dry

Imgonnatrythis , in You merely adopted the hustle, this guy was born with it

I somehow feel like it should be illegal for this gentleman to not possess Marijuana.

unreachable , in He was ahead of his time
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ab12b262-6126-4e8f-bbac-fa287a5da5cd.gif

Rampsquatch ,

The horror that is a child dancing because they find it fun. Don’t they know they’re supposed to feel shame for anything and everything?! How am I supposed to go about my day knowing that children enjoy something? And something I don’t understand no less!

Kids these days amirite?

/s

unreachable , in Mamma mia
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/dc670e98-4f1b-4762-8534-16b91a162d8d.gif

taiyang , in honk 🤡

Why yes, Batman The Animated Series might have contributed to my sexual development, why do you ask?

ArbitraryValue ,

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/bf0e1264-7422-4f4a-8aa3-7450b33e84a2.png

Vroom! Vroom!

Jimbo ,
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Oh dear

Wait what the fuck leg do I have to stand on I’m a furry

Furbag ,

Disney’s Anthropomorphic Sexual Awakening: The Animated Motion Picture

Assman , in breaking the cycle of trauma
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“you won’t eat it, pussy”

  • my son to my grandson
marcos ,

There won’t be a grandson, the cycle is broken.

idunnololz ,
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So based

Yurgenst ,

“Wait let me get my phone, this will do numbers on tiktok”

lugal , in correct

War is not about who’s right but who’s left

Hupf ,
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https://gifdb.com/images/thumbnail/head-exploding-meme-9bu11pe37foyf0kh.gif

yemmly , in dumbass

He makes Butthead look reasonable.

RustyNova , in Front and Backflipping

Once humanity finally realises how bad AI is, can we make meme pages shelters for those poor orphan models?

sentient_loom ,
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We already know. It’s the most obvious thing in the world. Our overlords just don’t care.

match ,
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also, it should’ve been obvious before, right? AI has been around since the 1950s

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in This is ground control to Major Dumb...

Modern propane tanks are too well designed to be unsafe.

Worse that will happen will be a little fireball and a flamethrower, but no explosions.

fmstrat ,

But a flamethrower pointed at another tank, increasing it’s temp and pressure…

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Just creates another flamethrower.

user224 ,

It won’t release the pressure fast enough. They’ll pop eventually.

youtu.be/-_ZLQkn7X-k

fmstrat ,

Heated at a slow rate maybe, since the valve would fail. At speed though, too much too fast.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

There’s a safety valve.

Mtyhbusters had to weld up the safeties and shoot them with a shotgun.

When I worked in the arctic circle, we used to put the tank in the fire ring because they would freeze and nothing happened (I don’t recommend this of course.)

roguetrick ,

Satansmaggotycumfart actually tracks with me for being the type of person who takes a job up in some place like Inuvik Canada. Everyone I’ve ever known who’s done that has been fucking crazy.

SlopppyEngineer ,

Modern propane tanks are too well designed to be unsafe.

People like in the picture are the reason for that

marcos ,

We can thank them for providing quality assurance.

nilloc ,

These storage units are usually at gas stations though, which are kinda dumb to be smoking anywhere near IMO. But I still see people doing it now and then. Usually gas station employees.

gamermanh ,
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I work in propane and some body actually did this ~3 weeks ago with one of our cages

It’ll not explode, but it’ll burn the cage down along with anything the cage is near should a spark catch, they’ll go up in flames FAST

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Do you work in propane accessories too?

gamermanh ,
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I’ve said it elsewhere on Lemmy:

I work in propane. I once was proud that I sold the most ez-go (stupid and basically useless accessory) in one month. my name starts with Ha-

I live in CA and prefer charcoal but otherwise I have become the professional persona of Hank Hill. My boss and I tried to get them to put “Hill” on one of my work shirts when I was still in the yard as a joke but Cintas said no

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Hank was a very good man, always there for his friends and family.

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