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mrgreyeyes ,

Why the meta logo?

Use a bird lady as logo!

mrgreyeyes ,

Can bribe a toddler with a box of OJ.

mrgreyeyes ,

Engineer: “If speed == slow, do nose down”

QA engineer: “But what if the not redundant sensor if faulty?”

Engineer: “Good is good enough, I have more to do and deadlines to catch”

QA engineer: “You’re absolutely correct, ENJOY!”

mrgreyeyes ,

Nearly dead memes for nearly death people!

I do support the message though!

mrgreyeyes ,

His brain is connected to the feet’s internet. Must be some deprived shit on there over the millenia.

mrgreyeyes ,

After nuclear accidents, you get to make anime without shame.

mrgreyeyes ,

The MCAS system is now so robust it only wants to go up…

mrgreyeyes ,

The cartel will start lobbying, because of loosing their biggest outlet.

mrgreyeyes ,

It becomes a repatriation.

mrgreyeyes ,

I did the same, but they were not impressed by my Obedience extreme sex bench 5000 with restraint straps. I even told them the sturdy bench is made of durable, heavy-duty steel, capable of supporting up to 400 pounds of weight.

smh.

mrgreyeyes ,

The horse his name is Jim

mrgreyeyes ,

I’m guessing the Indian outsource companies are rubbing their hands now.

A heat wave is bringing searing temperatures to New York and the I-95 corridor. Washington DC has hit 100 degrees (www.cnn.com)

A dangerous heat wave is bringing sweltering temperatures to much of the US this weekend, including over parts of the Ohio Valley and mid-Atlantic. Meanwhile, a tropical system could develop this weekend through the southwest Gulf of Mexico.

mrgreyeyes ,

With this pace it will be the central desert.

mrgreyeyes ,

Not a fan of Neil, but this is a really respectful way in into teaching someone how scientific studies work.

mrgreyeyes ,

They used a vibrator because they did not want to get tired.

mrgreyeyes ,

“Vibrator my boy, can you come in and help this lovely lady?”

mrgreyeyes ,

It’s sort of guaranteed nest egg.

mrgreyeyes ,

“Do be a dear and remove yourself from my presence”

mrgreyeyes ,

As an adolescent boy, I did not really mind the choice.

mrgreyeyes ,

Was it any good?

mrgreyeyes ,

I mean it’s just a browser. Bit of fiddling with the saved password and your go to go again to never look back. If they value their users they will improve again like Firefox did in the background over years.

I only hope a good search engine will appear again. I don’t like the alternatives.

mrgreyeyes ,

I was on holiday in the US and saw that thing in the distance while driving. I drove to it. And when I saw it was just a simpel store, I thought to myself: “only in the fucking USA 🦅🦅 yee-haw!!”

mrgreyeyes ,

If you thought the national deficit could not get worse…

It would be a damn fun ride on the way down though!

mrgreyeyes ,

Dotanium or donotanium there is no trytanium!

mrgreyeyes ,

Tizen in the corner: “Pick me, pick me 🥺”

mrgreyeyes ,

If you can turn water into wine, you will be making a decent profit. Why do you think the Roman government wanted to get rid of him?

It’s just history repeating.

mrgreyeyes ,

Don’t forget that his mommy invented spinning the news with her “immaculate conception” story. Having three “wise” men over checking if they were the father.

mrgreyeyes ,

A father sees his whole family get crushed for the ultimate eargasm.

The father snail enters a high stakes game to capture a human and eliminate his immortality.

mrgreyeyes ,

Will work fine indeed. Only I always have some issues getting the touchscreen working seamlessly. Is there a window manager on Debian who does it well?

mrgreyeyes ,

I’m not ready for huge fighting machines soaring above me.

mrgreyeyes ,

I would be the unsuspecting worker late in office to make ends meet.

mrgreyeyes ,

The picture is so fitting for this situation.

mrgreyeyes ,

I was going to send this to my colleagues, but then I read the last line.

mrgreyeyes ,

They’re still friends? I thought the romance was over?

mrgreyeyes ,

Ask any wannebe pro athlete: You can’t steal talent.

mrgreyeyes ,

The billionaires know if he gets elected now they have enough levdridge to get a perpetual get out of jail card.

mrgreyeyes ,

You can invoke it with “speaker of the house” privileges.

mrgreyeyes ,

We have Google A.I. for that.

mrgreyeyes ,

How can women not feel like a trashcan with that bin liner hanging out?

A true cum dumpster.

mrgreyeyes ,

"What are you doing step-gardener? " - The endangered plant

mrgreyeyes ,

I see you forgot about a gem called “ME”

mrgreyeyes ,

I’m was not allowed to upgrade from them. I’m not going to throw away a perfectly fine pc.

Installed Ubuntu and I’m having a blast.

mrgreyeyes ,

When will Harambe’s curse leave us.

mrgreyeyes ,

Can we crowdfund air time for an angry Bernard Sanders speach?

The ugly truth behind ChatGPT: AI is guzzling resources at planet-eating rates (www.theguardian.com)

Despite its name, the infrastructure used by the “cloud” accounts for more global greenhouse emissions than commercial flights. In 2018, for instance, the 5bn YouTube hits for the viral song Despacito used the same amount of energy it would take to heat 40,000 US homes annually....

mrgreyeyes ,

But now I know that I can jump off the Golden Gate bridge to cure my depression.

mrgreyeyes ,

Long protein strings? You mean they cum on each other? Thank you for the mental image buddy.

mrgreyeyes ,

Coffee, cigarettes and Taco bell!

mrgreyeyes ,

We need a gimp swarm. Men in latex suits swarming hostile tanks violating everything throughout their path.

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