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nightwatch_admin , in What does it mean??

hmm Magick

WhyFlip , in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?

You can impress her by leaving her the fuck alone.

irreticent ,
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/woooosh

prime_number_314159 , in How do I cite a lemmy comment in MLA format for use in an academic paper?

Only adult humans are legally permitted to sign the NDA that <<<NASA>>> makes you sign when you “go to space”. Dogs are not adult humans. The “moon” is in “space”. Therefore, <<<NASA>>> would never allow a doggo to go to the “moon”. I daresay that whatever you pet on the “moon” was definitely not a dog. It could have been a robot, or a man in a costume, or an alien space craft, or a Guatemalan that illegally crossed over the ice wall, or many other things.

There’s no way it could be a dog.

BluJay320 , in “It’s sick”
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Sickening indeed. How can you get that close and fuck up your one job…

PhlubbaDubba ,

It was still a distance shoot at that range, and apparently those are actually harder to hit than media marksmanship makes it seem

Zron ,

There’s a lot of armchair snipers all of a sudden who are saying they can hit a few inch group at 100 yards with their eyes closed.

Given lemmy’s demographic, I’m not sure how many of these people have actually held a rifle, let alone tried to shoot it at +100 yards while under a time crunch and stress.

Not saying what the kid did was right, but criticism of his marksmanship isn’t really fair.

PhlubbaDubba ,

They just feel teased by the botched shot is all, they’ll probably shut up about it once Trump inevitably manages to spectacularly blow any sympathy he might have gained over this, as he is often want to do.

Guy’s gonna hit the circuits like a lightning bolt about this, and inevitably he’s gonna say something that puts it right back into everyone’s head what exactly he’s proposing for his second term.

It’s absolutely wild to think about, it’s the first campaign in history where both candidates survive mostly on a strategy of talking as little as humanly possible and under as controlled circumstances as humanly possible.

The way to win is to actively avoid reminding everyone that the candidate you support is one of the candidates, because of just how much the media has poisoned the well that this very obvious outcome is some unforeseen portent of oncoming doom because gasp two first term presidents are seeking the second term.

Like what in fuck were people expecting was gonna happen, a divine intervention? Joe’s literally said that it’d take that much at minimum to convince him to hand the reins even to Kamala, nevermind how Donny would probably spit in the eye of god himself at the suggestion that anyone but him, even a magically created exact copy of him in a younger body, should take over the campaign.

Phoeniqz ,
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But those armchair snipers aren’t actively trying to shoot the US president. I mean if I were to do it I would make sure I won’t get killed for nothing

Mouselemming ,

Shooter forgot to allow for the cloud of bullshit-laden hot air emanating from the target.

RGB , in What does it mean??

it is nice that on an analog clock it seems nothing special with those numbers, and there are none analog clock - strange numbers or there is ? 6:30 for example?

Catoblepas ,

10:10 is almost always what analog clocks are set to in shop displays and backgrounds of shows and things like that. If you start looking for it you’ll notice it everywhere. They use 10:10 because it’s aesthetically pleasing.

some_guy , in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?

This was pretty hilarious, I gotta tell ya.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 , in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Oh this has layers

Etterra ,

Shrek?

son_named_bort , in Jump!

Hopefully he doesn’t break his leg like when he jumped over the Grand Canyon.

UltraGiGaGigantic , in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?

Just download a gay hookup app and have a dude deliver himself to your bed!

funkless_eck ,

if that worked jodie foster would be married to half of lemmy by now

Snowclone , in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?

She’s a 61 year old lesbian, with two adult kids, married to her wife of ten years. She’s a hugely respected actor who’s a household name, and undoubtedly has a net worth that could probably buy an island. I don’t think you’re gonna crack this nut, homie.

nelly_man ,

In case you missed the joke, this is a reference to how John Hinckley Jr shot Reagan because he thought it would impress Jodie Foster. It’s posted today because of the assassination attempt on Trump yesterday.

Enzy , in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?

196 on her lawn

TokenBoomer , in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?

This is good

Cxyz , in stap
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MHanak , in beavers have infiltrated

Hey! Look! I’m famous!

olafurp OP ,

I liked your comment

MsPenguinette , in I have become all things to all men

I don’t want no SS smoke so I’ll shup

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