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EvilFonzy , in Progress!

In my experience, the best way to make 8 hours feel like a thousand years is to get a job in IT.

BeigeAgenda ,
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

Yes, Let them single step using the same input data for a couple of weeks that will teach them!

tacosanonymous ,

Just make them do planks all day.

ccunning , in This person has earned a front row seat

I think they’re trying to convince you to switch to metric.

marcos ,

But the imperial system is so convenient, you just use fractions instead of decimals…

/s, because well, this is the internet.

bobs_monkey ,

The measurements in parentheses are millimeters (or close enough), so it looks like a shitty conversion from a non-US manufacturer that doesn’t use imperial.

36" is 914.4mm, so that’s what I’m basing this off of.

wjrii ,

Yeah, I reckon somebody told the drafter Americans use inches and fractions and they did not clarify any more than that.

Our system is antiquated and kind of unwieldy, but it is a system. Power of two denominators for most things, which comes from a practice of just dividing shit in half, and decimal inches for surveyors and machinists.

BastingChemina ,

916mm is 36" 1/16, so it could very well be 916mm converted to imperial and rounded off.

wjrii , in does this mean I'm getting in????

No, of course not.

It means you should head over to Cambridge, Mass in person to check on the status of your application. Specifically the courtyard right by admissions.

Duh.

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

The campus can be dangerous tho. Make sure to carry a big knife, in plain sight, to scare off attackers.

nave OP ,
@nave@lemmy.ca avatar

so like how big are we talking?

EdibleFriend ,
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If you are asking that question when you look at the knife, you need a bigger one.

gravitas_deficiency ,

Something like

https://theawesomer.com/photos/2021/03/wield_anime_sword_t.jpg

is probably the smallest I’d consider. You can never be too prepared.

Zoomboingding ,
@Zoomboingding@lemmy.world avatar

Is that Grant Imahara?

reddithalation ,

allen pan. looks like him though, and allen almost became a mythbuster!

Veedem , in Folksy stuff
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This is entirely true.

witty_username ,

According to this two year old over here, it is not

sanpedropeddler , in What if I ever need it?

Just do chest compressions only

SeekPie ,

(Iirc) It’s actually reccommended not to do mouth-to-mouth because you’ll probably do more damage than help.

Pinklink ,

Depends on the situation. Coughing/choking/asphyxiating: no do not do mouth. Chest compressions and back blows. No consciousness and no heart beat: chest compressions and rescue breathes.

Of course do not do anything you are not trained in. However, if no one else is, your even if your cert has lapsed, good Samaritan laws are pretty lenient

GladiusB ,
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I think it’s not so much harm as it is not as effective as the compressions. When I took CPR the irradiated many times that compression is the place to be when performing CPR.

Corkyskog ,

Irradiation during CPR course sounds brutal. Were you guys constantly under an x-ray?

GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

I hate autocorrect so much sometimes lol

HikingVet ,

It is easy for you to over inflate someone’s lungs when you are doing cpr. Especially if you are larger than them.

Laticauda ,

Just got my certificate for first aid training and this is not true. It has changed a few times but atm mouth to mouth IS recommended. But if you can only do one then stick to compressions.

brown567 ,

From what I understand, chest compressions move the lungs enough to equate to shallow breathing (as long as the airway is clear)

ColeSloth ,

It’s because there’s still enough oxygen in the blood to keep the brain alive for quite a while, so long as you can keep moving different blood to the brain. The brain is what kills you and what needs the most oxygen, so just cycling the blood that’s there will keep it from dying for quite a while.

JimVanDeventer ,

I wouldn’t even know where to do the compressions on a giraffe. Call for a zoo employee is the best answer I can come up with.

Corkyskog ,

I got you fam.

(Those are some huge ass lungs, I don’t think I am strong enough)

elxeno ,

Saw an elephant rescue a few days ago and the chest compression was a dude jumping on top of it.

Found a news article about it

elephant

ColeSloth ,

The amount of people who have commented to you with completely incorrect reasons for why you only do compressions is something else. They’re all getting up voted, too.

But anyhow, for all of them: Single person cpr is non stop compressions at 100 to 120 bpm, non stop.

Two person cpr is the same rate, but two breaths every 30 compressions (2 every 15 for an infant).

Single person cpr is done that way now, because one person working by themselves can’t manage to effectively do both for very long at all before starting to screw up or move to slow, and the compressions are most important. It basically takes to long to stop, move up towards the head, tilt the head back, open the mouth, give two appropriate breaths while looking for chest rise, then reposition and go back to compressions.

Trust me when I say that you’ll be wore the heck out if you have to do 120 compressions a minute, almost hard enough to tear ribs from cartilage for more than a few minutes on your own. Adding in the breaths just isn’t something that has been shown to pay off.

pmk ,

I have to do CPR training once per year, and almost every time they’ve changed the recommendations. I don’t even remember the current recommendations now.

Bytemeister ,

I got certified 6 months ago. They still (in the US) recommend 2 breaths every 30 compressions. For 2 people, one person manages the AED, and the other does CPR and you switch every 2 cycles, or whenever one person is too tired to continue.

Point is moot, you probably don’t have enough mass, or lung volume to compress the chest and inflate the lungs on a giraffe.

ColeSloth ,

It’s only changed once in about the past 15 years.

pmk , (edited )

My instructors have been from Region Skåne the last few years, maybe they’ve been taught different things.

ColeSloth ,

Non US? Might be. For us it stayed the same for like a decade and then switched to the current like two years ago.

pmk ,

Yes, Swedish. Also, for unrelated reasons I reacted a bit triggered in my previous reply and my canadian girlfriend said that I was being an arrogant european, and I’m sorry about that.

ColeSloth ,

Didn’t even notice, so no worries.

Chivera , in Misinformation?

Jake did not consent. Take her to jail.

TacticsConsort , in Disturbingly accurate
@TacticsConsort@yiffit.net avatar

MASSIVE Dwarven energy. This image is the closest you’re going to get to seeing a bunch of children of the mountain sitting in their tavern, discussing their metalworking (hobby cars and bikes) and drinking brews that could atomize a human liver with a single sip.

Anyways I think these guys are cool

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Not my scene but I’m not hating on them

Hailstorm8440 ,

Rock and stone

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
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Dwarves wouldn’t cut their hair like that

papalonian , in Hmmmmmm

He was in one of the last episodes, thanking them for inspiring a generation of young minds to be interested in science. Enough people probably looked it up for it to effect the algorithm

juliebean ,

you’re focusing on obama i assume, but the weird part of this to me is the apparent omission of adam savage

Axiochus ,

I’m not sure we can fault the algorithm for overlooking a minor cast member.

hperrin ,

Have we ever seen Barack Obama and Adam Savage in the same room at the same time?

Kowowow ,

Just like tropic thunder

dependencyinjection , in 89 stories 🤖

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  • ApathyTree ,
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    If copilot gave you the same one do you think it’s biased because 9/11 involves planes? 🤭

    Mago , in True to life

    If these people are in your social circle it says more about you than “average” straight people.

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    Yeah, what kind of amoral filth still has Republican friends?

    ObviouslyNotBanana OP , (edited )
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    These people do exist all over the world, some are parents to users in this thread even!

    RandomVideos ,

    The only person i know who isnt homophobic, racist and xenophobic is my sister

    I cant just not be able to talk to anyone

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    Where the hell are you (broadly speaking), because I’m in Tennessee (70% Trump 2020) and the only Republicans I have to deal with are family and work related.

    RandomVideos ,

    Romania

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    I hadn’t realized it was quite that bad on those issues there, but I suppose you might have to grade on a curve.

    beardown ,

    I’ve never lived in a blue county

    force ,

    I live in rural Georgia and in general I can say almost all of the people around me are pretty conservative, my coworkers even casually say typical Republican shit like how it’s sooo absurd that “white people can’t say the N word but black people can”, or how society has gone to shit with this more than 2 genders nonsense, or how taxes are the reason we’re all poor even though they’re managers being paid slightly above other states’ minimum wage at best (~$15.50/hr) and have to waste an absurd amount of money on healthcare & car stuff, or whatever. Even a lot of the queer people I know, stereotypical with dyed hair and all, say this EXACT same shit.

    I think everywhere outside of the major cities in this state are like this, those few civilized blue parts are the only ones keeping this place from collapsing… having days on my own in Savannah have been some of the best times of my life, I’m so used to be confined to this garbage rural suburbia surrounded by red that I truly envy people who live in cities… I’m planning to move to Chicago and hopefully it’s as good as Savannah, in terms of how nice it is to just walk around the city as well as the local establishments & events.

    Routhinator , in You can also take deductions for costs relating to criminal activity!
    @Routhinator@startrek.website avatar

    Dang.

    “We’re not the cops, we just want our cut.”

    – IRS Probably

    m0darn , in Musical Genius

    Hey I love this meme everytime I see it, but I want to point out that that point about growing up in "similar circumstances that nurture their skill’ is contingent upon working musicians being able to afford to raise children. Children that will also need to work.

    Maybe I’m wrong but I don’t think there is a comparable proportion of the population that are working musicians, that earn enough money to support children, but not so much that the children don’t have to learn a trade, as there were in “Enlightenment” Europe where if a person wanted to hear music they had to make it themselves, or pay someone to make it, and every rich asshole had a chamber orchestra following him around.

    Also parents don’t teach children their trades the way they used to, and they aren’t expected to support their parent’s businesses the way they used to. (I’m not lamenting this). There used to be a lot of pressure on children to contribute economically. Mozart, and his siblings probably faced what we’d consider child abuse if he didn’t practice. He was certainly exploited.

    Michael Jackson is a Mozart of the 20th century. He was put to work at a young age to support his parents and siblings, that were also working musicians.

    As much as I love Weird Al (and I do) I don’t think he was groomed and exploited the same way MJ/WM were. Kudos to his parents for that I guess.

    Chef ,

    Now I’m thinking about Weird Al’s parents and I’m sad.

    fristislurper ,
    @fristislurper@feddit.nl avatar

    Yeah, F1 driver Max Verstappen is in a similar situation. Clearly insanely talented, but probably got there by having a childhood which was pretty fucked up (left at gas station by father in Italy if he lost a karting race, etc.).

    Maybe we miss out on a couple of savants without this kind of treatement, but it is a pretty good tradeoff, especially if you think about all the kids that did not make it to the top, and just had a abusive childhood without anything to show for it.

    Grimy ,

    Can I be a savant if I was abused (sexually) but never trained? Also, who am I saving?

    AlligatorBlizzard ,

    all the kids that did not make it to the top, and just had a abusive childhood without anything to show for it.

    … fuck.

    m0darn ,

    think about all the kids that did not make it to the top, and just had a abusive childhood without anything to show for it.

    (…Except trauma to teach to their kids)

    Exactly!

    MotoAsh ,

    Besides, I think we lose far more amazingly talented people to the grind of poverty more than overt child exploitation. They are one and the same problem, and everyone here speaks as if this stuff only happened in the past or in extreme examples…

    Shieldtoad , in Inspired by Swift Memes
    Kerb , in You wanna do it, trust me
    @Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    we are walking piles of hotfixes and technical debt

    lowleveldata ,

    If it works, it works. Don’t give me these code review bullshit.

    Viking_Hippie ,

    It barely works, though. Compared to modern machines and most animals, our bodies are craptastic.

    We’re better than any other animal at walking long distances, but other than that, we have some of the least functional and most fragile bodies.

    lowleveldata ,

    Isn’t that what pushes us to create all kinds of shits to help us? It’s more of a feature if I have to say

    SpaceNoodle ,

    And we’re completely wrecking the joint in the process.

    prettybunnys ,

    We are animals… other animals have the same mess going on inside them.

    Risk ,

    [citation needed]

    saigot ,

    Yeah but we can tell marketing it’s state of the art code created via genetic algorithm metaheuristics

    RootBeerGuy , in PSA: if you’re memeing, you could be working out
    @RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    Really? Me? With boobs and all?

    miraclerandy ,

    Yes, but there’s no promise they’ll be any better than the boobs you already have.

    RootBeerGuy ,
    @RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    Aw geez

    surewhynotlem ,

    It’s ok man, your boobs are still great

    variants ,

    But are they better than the cats boobs

    nifty OP ,
    @nifty@lemmy.world avatar

    The boobies add weight for an effective workout.

    Transtronaut ,

    New gender goals just dropped.

    bruhduh ,
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    Holy hell

    Socsa ,

    And shitting on the floor!

    captainlezbian ,

    You could have them if you try

    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
    @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

    This skin suit ain’t gonna sew itself

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