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beejboytyson , in *doing my best google impression* Did you mean: turn it up?

Viva la vida

ramsay ,
Hackerman , in Perfect posture

Ain’t stupid if it works!

unreachable , in I'm generous like that
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Zoot , in Have fun with this one
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I saw some of the comments first before realizing, and now Pickles on a Pear is stuck in my head

EleventhHour , in *doing my best google impression* Did you mean: turn it up?
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I hope he replied, “Don’t Look Back In Anger”

Classy ,

That’s Oasis, isn’t it?

EleventhHour ,
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Nana’s got Alzheimer’s, not Shazam

martinb ,

If I had been drinking coffee, you would have been required to pay my dry cleaning bill! 👏👏👏

SmackemWittadic , in Moon caves.
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We all saw your comment on the original post, Mr. CumFart

idegenszavak , in 24/7 earbud gang unite

4 hours missing, what were you doing that time? 8 hrs of sleep should be enough, than you have 16 hrs to watch the screen, those are rookie numbers.

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
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Wanking looking at myself in the mirror, I have my priorities straight mate.

bruhduh , in Perfect posture
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Yeah, i said canister had a good posture, how did Wii know?

unreachable , in Whatever you do, don't translate 'with' in Latin.
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tacosanonymous , in poni

I Think You Should Leave is kinda funny in such a circumstance.

MHanak , in SFW Vaporeon Copypasta

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that’s not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won’t mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.

pipows ,
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Nice, thank you. For a moment I thought it was something sexual

shiftymccool , in poni

Santa Clarita Diet

pewpew , in Mind blown!
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When you realize Jesus is 2024 years old

cheddar ,
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Just like Earth!

boatsnhos931 ,

Jesus owes me 1200 dollars

Emotional_Engi , in Whatever you do, don't translate 'with' in Latin.

Summa cum laude.

Vinny_93 , in Have fun with this one

Cereal on an avocado slice

MacNCheezus OP ,
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That’s clearly a pickled cucumber

Peppycito ,

Take my hand, we can make it I swear.

DarkDarkHouse ,
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Hey that’s not your hand, that’s just another pickle!

gravitas_deficiency ,

Is that a pickle in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Omega_Man ,

It’s called a pickle. Put some respect on it’s name.

Peppycito ,

Lucky charms in a pickle bowl.

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