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neuracnu , in Who didn't play with one?
@neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The original photo is here is a pale imitation. The OG you’re looking for is The Rollercoaster by Anatex Enterprises (of Los Angeles, CA).

Five unique, color differentiated wires of balls out, rail-riding, gravity-driven wooden bead mayhem. Though the blue wire barely counts. Its banal path is curt and uninspired; clearly an afterthought in both design and execution. F-tier. Green and orange make the entire experience worth it though.

luthis ,

A true connoisseur

jacktherippah ,

Monsieur.

ickplant OP ,
@ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

My god, it even has a watermark.

ehrenschwan ,

I’m from Germany and I could swear this was the one in the waiting Room of my pediatrician.

son_named_bort ,

That’s the one that was at my pediatrician’s office. I played with others at other doctor’s offices but they weren’t quite the same.

unexposedhazard , in Visual storytelling at its finest

Idk why but twin tower jokes will never not be funny

STRIKINGdebate2 OP ,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

You know. I got a massive amount of memes stored about that subject. I can’t remember the exact number but it’s between 1000 and 900.

airbreather ,

I can’t remember the exact number but it’s between 1000 and 900.

Is it 911?

STRIKINGdebate2 OP ,
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AnotherOne ,
3ntranced ,

Evangelion 9.1+1?

creditCrazy ,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Evangelion you are not a terrorist

Gestrid ,

Evangelion 5.0 You Are (Not) A Terrorist

creditCrazy ,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Get in the pilot seat shinji

Cold_Brew_Enema ,

Are you a twelve year old? You clearly weren’t alive when it happened.

MonkCanatella ,

I was alive when it happened. The only thing that healed my trauma was the memes

3ntranced ,

9/11 Never Forget. They didn’t specify HOW we should remember. Trauma and memes go together like jet fuel and the inability to melt steel beams

kirk781 ,

I was alive when Allende was overthrown by Pinochet in Chile in 9/11 coup! Wait, we are talking about the US 9/11?

unexposedhazard ,

My original comment said “twin towers” but i appreciate your anti US centrism sentiment :)

Klear ,

Well, Tolkien wasn’t American…

fushuan ,

Oh noes some people died! Way more people have died through covid, the ukraine&russia war, the new gaza massacre, of hunger on africa every year… It might have affected you because it happened nearby, but you are not special for having things like that happen to you.

Cold_Brew_Enema ,

Oh fuck off with this

Honytawk ,

Well, were you alive when the US retaliated by killing 100 times as many innocent civilians over the actions of a few?

3000 lives is nothing compared to 300 000, even if they are American.

So how about you let us make our god damn memes?

PsychedSy ,

How about when the number of US soldiers lost eclipsed the 9/11 deaths.

PsychedSy ,

I was 18. We were making too soon jokes within a week.

Metal_Zealot ,
@Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml avatar

Ah, Americans, can joke about literally anything else except MURICA.

li10 , in A new low

Funny meta social media posts? Fine. Whatever.

But this is honestly just insulting and unprofessional.

I’m sure they get some applications from people who genuinely need that job, and then they’d get sent that rejection…

Smoogs ,

It has bad management decision written all over it. Some idiot in the hierarchy thinks they are being cute and ‘relatable’ in their own words I’m sure.

Z3k3 , in A new low

At least they got a rejection

pdxfed ,

Success kid?

01189998819991197253 ,
@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub avatar

More like ghosted kid :/

Draghetta , in Think anyone would notice?

So I get rid of the land border with France, but in exchange I get a land border with USA - possibly the only worse country.

Also we lose Sicily and their awesome food and women but we get to keep Sardinia, where the best food is cheese with worms and the best women are one meter tall with moustache.

Bad deal man.

1rre ,

At least there’s no Corsica anymore (Sardinia but Fr*nch 🤢)

Draghetta ,

Fam, corsicans are the only ones who hate French more than us, they are welcome to rejoin Italy whenever they want.

Retrograde ,
@Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar

And remember you get a border with the worst part of the USA, even better!

Bel_Shamharoth ,

So I get rid of the land border with France, but in exchange I get a land border with USA - possibly the only worse country.

We’re not going to go to all that trouble just to keep the damn place. You get the worst of both worlds: French Floridians!

creditCrazy ,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

As a effectively Canadian that just moved to Florida zis is tri bone non

i_simp_4_tedcruz ,

Sooo… New Orleans?

Blastasaurus ,

Knowing very little about the two islands, I find the contrasting descriptions hilarious.

Draghetta ,

And don’t you wish you kept knowing very little? Instead… en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_martzu

FUCKRedditMods , in This is the way

Swap coffee and energy drinks. Energy drinks are def the most braindead of the bunch—I know, I used to buy them.

Also where is the “100mg adderall” option?

Caitlynn ,
@Caitlynn@feddit.de avatar

Considering most people consume coffee, I think you should reconsider

RobertOwnageJunior ,

But Energy drinks are way worse. They’re basically only sugar (at least most of the big ones).

jscummy ,

I like my C4’s for pre-workout, but they’ve got some kind of artificial sweetener I’m assuming

Moc ,

I really did try to use pre workout powder and I hated it because it’s too sweet at that time of the morning.

Cup of black coffee is the best pre workout. If you really want some energy, smash a banana too.

Sigh_Bafanada ,

It’s a weird one, cause coffee is the most default, but energy drinks are more braindead

EvacuateSoul ,

Primatene (ephedrine) OTC baby

mina_tie ,

Cocaine baby!

Garden_Ramsay , in A reminder that delivery apps are unnatural

If this is wrong I don’t wanna be right

NocturnalMorning ,

Wait, so do you yell at garden plants when they aren’t growing fast enough?

dojan ,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

What? No! I sweet talk them, baby them, like a normal person.

CuddlyCassowary ,

Check the user name.

dojan ,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

I’m a fucken donkey!!

CuddlyCassowary ,

Believe me, I know the feeling all too well…

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

No I take the weakest one for a tour around the apartment to say goodbye to his friends, then I come back with an empty pot.

Ddhuud , in Night owls and early birds

Nobody gave them anything. They just took it… while we were sleeping.

pomodoro_longbreak ,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Damn if I actually did anything productive when I was night owling, I would suggest we take it back, but I’m still working my way through Baldur’s Gate III

jayemar , in the future is now, old man

I didn’t realize train robber was still an option

Rakonat ,

An entire life of shennigans and mischief wasted, I COULDA ROBBED TRAINS?!

SturgiesYrFase ,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

Also coulda been robbing banks with an avocado, but like me you’ve been mooching around like a goddamn chump…

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/061ce4b4-aeef-4a5b-9fc6-3b624129054d.webp

Emanuel ,

“All warfare is based […]”

rostby ,

“Anything can be a weapon if you try hard enough”

redballooon ,

Well the goods have become larger and heavier, you’ll probably need to kidnap the train before you can rob it.

figaro ,

I suppose I could utilize a larger train to kidnap the train

Honytawk ,

It was never NOT an option.

We do still have trains, don’t we?

son_named_bort ,

Why do you think public transportation is popular with the youth?

LegionEris , in Seamlessly photoshoped

points at random new hire who has been allowed to work unsupervised for like three days

Well she did it for me last week!

juliebean , in Billionaire grindset

kinda weird that all of the ‘smart’ men they chose to picture are A) fictional, and B) murderers.

dadarobot ,
@dadarobot@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Very likely a parody account

MindSkipperBro12 ,

Don’t you understand what a joke is?

bernieecclestoned , in They work!

Putting cobra in front of your name is cool af, if you’re 12.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Man can’t even say he just really liked the Karate Kid.

Alfi ,
@Alfi@lemmy.alfi.casa avatar

Says the guy with stoned in his name

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

OP’s name is an amusing pun. Cobratate is just pathetic.

akippnn ,

Boy Alfie downvoted a man for speaking facts 🗣️

Aux ,

Look at that - flying squid can type on the internet!

bernieecclestoned ,

My mental age is 12 tho so it’s cool

Alfi ,
@Alfi@lemmy.alfi.casa avatar

Then you’re allowed

0x2d ,

*10

wait, no 9

💀

regalia , in Uno reverse 🔁

X is a fucking stupid name

ilickfrogs ,
@ilickfrogs@lemmy.world avatar

No, X is a letter. But it doesn’t matter what you call a shitty product, it’s still a shitty product. I’ll also keep calling it twitter.

acausal_masochist ,

More Fun In The New World was great though.

pico , in don't be shy, speak your mind

Shower for my lil plants! 🌿🌾

DasRubberDuck ,

unite!

iconic_admin ,

Shower team for me too.

be_excellent_to_each_other , in I miss 2011 memes
@be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social avatar

I'll never stop mourning the loss of the like a boss stickman.

atomicorange ,

He’s still here. Inside your heart.

fushuan ,

They did him dirty too, the current equivalent is the Chad icon.

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