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PenisWenisGenius , in Ive bought two

I bought one of these when they first came out and they’re a piece of shit. It stopped working just a little bit after the warranty expired.

Steamymoomilk , in Hors d'oeuvres

💀💀💀💀💀

tomkatt , in And they don't fold well either

Get a quality bamboo pillow with crushed memory foam filling. You can control how much fill goes into the pillow, and if you change your mind you can always add or remove some of the fill.

littletranspunk , in Trump Airpods

That teleprompter glass do be loud

FrostyCaveman , in Moon caves.

I should call him

bruhduh , in Moon caves.
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fubarx , in I pinky promise I'm not a demon that was summoned during an unfortunate ritual

Relax. It’s just proof that you’re not from an alien species that has mastered the art of counterfeiting.

Thcdenton , in Moon caves.
SternburgExport , in I pinky promise I'm not a demon that was summoned during an unfortunate ritual

Even better when it doesn‘t proof jackshit. Lost my ID and needed a new one so I went to my city with my birth certificate asking for a new one. And they really said that wasn‘t enough and they needed confirmation from the city I got the ID originally from that it was actually me.

Well why did I need to bring it in the first place then? Glad it took them only six months to get me a new ID as well. Fucking german bureaucracy.

volvoxvsmarla ,

Fucking german bureaucracy.

We moved to Leipzig from Munich in November. Our marriage certificate that has already been vetted and approved in Munich years ago is still not approved here. We still aren’t legally married in Saxony.

We finally got a reply that we needed an appointment in June, but there were no appointments. After checking daily for weeks we now have an appointment at the end of August.

SternburgExport ,

Interesting to see that it ain’t any better 30km from here…

volvoxvsmarla ,

Are you from Halle?

SternburgExport ,

yes, moved here almost 2 years ago

MacNCheezus , in Hors d'oeuvres
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You know it’s a shitpost because the asparagus isn’t even cooked.

tfw_no_toiletpaper ,

Mhh crumchy

randomdeadguy , in Accept it

I thought it was Fight Club before I saw Batman

andrew_bidlaw , (edited ) in I pinky promise I'm not a demon that was summoned during an unfortunate ritual
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I am a natural-born sovereign citizen of the United States of America, not United States the corporation, duh.

frankspurplewings ,

😂😂

Spiralvortexisalie ,

This might be a joke, but seriously you need to live-birth children outside of a hospital if you like that, otherwise they get a “shadow ssn” thats meant as a placeholder (scholar.google.com/scholar_case?case=779278926067…)

andrew_bidlaw ,
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Am I stupid enough to you? That’s when They insert your first microchips!

(that was an interesting read though)

uranibaba ,

CHIEF JUSTICE BURGER

Is there someone named Burger?

bruhduh , in Hors d'oeuvres
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Blue archive dish be like

tacosanonymous , in Accept it

The gift that keeps on giving.

OmnislashIsACloudApp , in Hors d'oeuvres

asparagus is green WTF is going on here

hydroxycotton ,

White asparagus actually is a thing

ironhydroxide ,

A very tasty thing

OmnislashIsACloudApp ,

you just blew my mind lol

Rolive ,

There’s even purple asparagus.

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