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perishthethought , in Nancy back in the 80s was different than I remembered it...

WHAT TIME IS IT?

henfredemars , in turkey

On Friday.

serpineslair , in turkey

STRIKE!

ChronosTriggerWarning , in Minecraft Movie actual leak

I should be practicing basketyball.

FlickeringScreens , in Ummm... What?

I’m sureeeeeeeee you randomly got this message. surrreee

FlickeringScreens ,

Downvote is from OP fr fr

robocall , in Povertymaxxed and bolognapilled
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I don’t play the lottery or scratchers but I still would like to win the lottery.

AngryCommieKender ,

In some respects you already have, just by existing. The odds of any single sperm managing to fertilize an egg are comparable to the odds of winning The Powerball.

Crashumbc ,

So I already blew my chance

RHSJack ,

*high fives…and misses!

Holyginz ,

No if blowing were involved you wouldn’t be here either

SzethFriendOfNimi , in Minecraft Movie actual leak

Space Jam vibes?

JoShmoe , in It just does.

Perfect for deep frying! You will not regret eating this much deep-fried peanut butter.

pigup , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅
db2 , in Cloudstrike's stock price waiting for the markets to open

Why would it go down? They provided the proof of concept.

PriorityMotif ,
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The lawsuits are going to bury them

lugal , in turkey

Thf it works for all OS except for the Microsoft one

jaschen , in Speed

So when I see those baby on board signs, I give them a pass when they are driving slow or doing silly things at the red light(like pumping their brakes so the car is moving so the baby doesn’t wake up).

DakRalter ,
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Boring fact for the day. The real reason for the baby on board sign isn’t for other drivers, it’s so if there’s an accident, the emergency services will prioritise the cars with the sign. So if you want priority in an accident, you know what to do.

jaschen ,

TIL. Thanks man.

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass , in Bet y'all are very familiar with this
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I once got too vigorous with one of these and dropped it on my head.

bitchkat ,

One of my teammates bent over to get leverage and whacked her forehead on the up stroke.

CorrodedCranium , in Bet y'all are very familiar with this
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Is this for hammering down fence posts?

Karcinogen ,

Yes, it’s a T-post driver.

solidgrue ,
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Misinfo!

That is a professional grade fleshlight with the liner removed for sanitizing.

snooggums ,
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It can be both!

altima_neo ,
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Sanitizing?

empireOfLove2 ,
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nah, it’s fer hammering yer nan AYOO

joyjoy ,

No, it’s my fleshlight.

Nomecks ,

No-knock warrants

bobs_monkey ,

Yup, I’ve also used them for driving ground rods before we got a rotohammer with the driver attachment

bitchkat , in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

It’s a whoompty whoomp. I’ve used it a lot since that’s how we set up poles for Aussie Rules football in the US.

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