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elouboub , in Well...that was anticlimactic
@elouboub@kbin.social avatar

Because they ain't confirmed shit

h14h , in As an OG Reddit Sync user of over 10 years, all this arguing really brings a tear to my eye. 🥲

Honestly I’m using, and especially posting on, Lemmy much more often now that I have sync back.

I had been using Sync for Reddit for so many years that it became muscle memory. Now I have it back and things just feel right.

sdrawk ,
@sdrawk@lemmy.world avatar

I’m still waiting for Boost, but Sync is fine for now 🙂

ijeff ,
@ijeff@lemdro.id avatar

Do you have access to an unreleased build? Still no post submission functionality on mine just yet (commenting from Sync).

Neve8028 ,

Sync is still just in beta so a bunch of features are lacking. Post submission will come with time.

ijeff ,
@ijeff@lemdro.id avatar

Definitely. I’m just wondering because they referred to posting on Lemmy more frequently with Sync - curious if there’s another build or whether they meant commenting specifically.

whodatdair , in Bug report:

Quality shitpost, I enjoyed

verdantbanana , in Stretching
@verdantbanana@lemmy.world avatar

hells yes think she could

Track_Shovel OP ,

I should call her

Evil_Shrubbery ,

I should ask her how it’s hanging

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

She’d just slap you with it you know

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Yes, that’s her alright.
And why I should call her.

snausagesinablanket , in A picture is worth 1000 words
@snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world avatar
Track_Shovel OP ,

I like to imagine a little guillotine on the other side

Fades ,

Sadly, I can all but confirm there would be FAR MORE BLOOD. Needless to say, the penis is a very vascular area and will bleed A LOT for AWHILE.

Track_Shovel OP ,

I believe you can easily die from blood loss if you get bobbitted

capt_wolf ,
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world avatar
Socsa ,

I’ll take two

MudMan , in You can't act fabulous after a hip surgery.

So I'm the only one having weird posthumanist body horror type feelings at the concept of being given an instruction manual for your artificial body parts, including the equivalent of a void warranty sticker?

Just me? Cool, cool. Quietly unlocking new phobias over here.

SzethFriendOfNimi ,

Not sure if this is always an issue or just during some recovery period but I can see how it would be important not to stress the fragile ligaments and other issues post op until the proper time.

Looked it up. Seems to be post op instructions about recovery restrictions

www.aoaortho.com/…/Hip-Replacement-Protocol.pdf

www.physio-pedia.com/Hip_Precautions

MudMan ,

Yeah, the content itself makes perfect sense, I think what got me was the airplane security leaflet pictures. Makes it seem like you pulled your hip from a vaguely disappointing Amazon cardboard box along with a cheap gadget.

tfw_no_toiletpaper ,

Once I understood the weakness of my flesh…

ulterno ,
@ulterno@lemmy.kde.social avatar

… I craved the strength and certainty of steel …

MentalEdge ,
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

… I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine …

uis ,

including the equivalent of a void warranty sticker?

. . .

I hate this dystopia.

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Hello, we are calling about your hip’s extended warranty. Press 1 to be connected to a hipologist and remedy this issue. Press 2 to die. Ending this call will assume option 2. Option 1 is also option 2 but with a slightly longer buffer time. Too late, you are now dead. click

moody ,

You’re not cool enough, so you need a visit to the hipologist.

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Hip-hip gunshot sounds

Shareholders: horray!

guy_threepwood ,

You’re so un-hip I’m surprised your bum doesn’t fall off

FrostyCaveman ,

Fuck that, imma install Linux on my hip

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Deadman’s switch activated after not receiving a signal for 6h. Hip will explode in 3, 2…

Rivalarrival ,

Congratulations, you can now outpace Usain Bolt, but you’ll need to open a terminal window to take a shit.

loomi ,

By the time you get to the point when this might become a certainty in your life, you will be so miserable those phobias will be a distant memory.

Source: seeing my dad suffer before his surgery

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in pillow :33

If you poke a little hole in it you can suck up the vapors with a straw and get high as giraffe pussy.

pelletbucket ,

surely there are parts of the giraffe that are higher than that.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Maybe, but do they matter?

Ragdoll_X ,
@Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world avatar

Oh SatansMaggotyCumFart, your comments never disappoint.

yu_cosmic ,

You can get high, but only once

wreckedcarzz ,
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Worth

Sam_Bass ,

High and wide

Ascyron , in President 360 No Scope...

So… Same as it’s been since the war on terror began in 2001?

Oh, now they can assassinate white people in first world countries, not just drop bombs on weddings in mideast countries. I see. Totally makes all the difference.

(I am feeling very cynical here haha, I get this is a big significant legal precedent for the USA but yeah)

PsychedSy ,

This was kind of my response. Everyone is thinking of Trump’s shit, I was wondering about Al Awlaki. Assassinate a 16yo American citizen at a child’s birthday party in Yemen? Np.

What result did we expect except some weird middle ground that allows the war on terror and a shitload of other extra-judicial killings with no proper declaration of war? They’re codifying immunity that was already assumed.

Ascyron ,

Thank you for being a far better person than I, in that you actually give enough of a fuck to remember at least one specific, named person who was murdered in the way I was described.

This is not sarcasm it’s a genuine emotional appreciation. I don’t have it in me to remember, since all the shit news day in and day out just all blurs together and is too much for me to cope with if I tried to remember, but I’m glad someone is.

PsychedSy ,

Two. The Seals got his little sister.

It does blur. I used to watch all the videos of police murders and try to remember the names. I also used to hope we would make progress.

I think this ruling was the most likely outcome, but I was kinda wishing we’d get every ex-president, except maybe Jimmy Carter, in front of a firing squad.

joneskind , in These AI generated pics are becoming impossible to spot
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LOL

I was like “Ok where’s the catch? Too many fingers? 3 feet? Dang those pictures are good now, was OP just being serious?” And then I saw. Fucking hilarious.

Thanks for the laugh OP

morgunkorn OP ,
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Cheers mate, I needed to share the joy ^^

AA5B ,

Yeah, this was a good one: I spent way too long counting fingers and looking closely at the detailed parts of the picture before I saw it

Buffalox , in Stay Mad, Tankies

Just because you are still voting Biden, doesn’t mean you don’t care.
It just means you still don’t want the raving malignant narcissist Trump.
Any somewhat normal person would be the obvious choice over Trump. Any person who is not clearly a traitor to USA and Democracy would be preferable to Trump.

ricdeh ,
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I don’t know about the “traitor” thing. Edward Snowden would definitely make a better president than Trump.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Yeah some treason is cool

Like, yes, Trump is a traitor, but the real problem is he did it for the wrong treasons, making him trash.

nomous ,

Snowden verifiably paid a higher price while serving the interests of the people. Sacrificed far more than Trump ever has or will. He was a fairly connected govt contractor living in Hawaii, living a good life before he had to flee.

JeffreyOrange , in To all you outside of the US...

In german media there is so much content about america even I sometimes get confused whoch country I actually live in.

VirtualOdour ,

At least you can tell where something happens by place names, I get headlines ‘12 shot in Manchester gun fight’ or ‘Birmingham man kills 8 in roadrage incident’ and there’s just no way of telling it’s America… OK, well those examples are obvious but the point stands.

nightofmichelinstars ,

In America that’s barely even news

abbadon420 ,

Only 8 killed? That’s only a short note on the business page “businesses on main street forced to remain closed all morning due to public kerfuffle”

django ,

They are conveniently placing flags everywhere, to help your memory.

ZeroCool , in Lemmy is the best social media
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I’d estimate blocking ozma has reduced the amount of “Trump and the GOP may be attempting to install a fascist dictatorship but Biden’s old” nonsense in my feed by 95%.

chemical_cutthroat ,
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve blocked both of them, as well as the politicalmemes community and my Lemmy experience has gotten so much better.

Cryophilia ,

Ozma got banned from politicalmemes recently and it’s 1000% better for it

Excrubulent , (edited )
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Ah yes, “old”, the only criticism of Biden that does or could ever exist.

You could’ve talked about the genocide, but that would’ve made it sound less frivolous now, wouldn’t it?

Edit: For all the people who don’t like people talking about actual genocide that Biden is supporting, minimising the seriousness of a genocide because you think you have a good reason for it is still genocide denial. You have become genocide deniers for the sake of the dubious shift in votes from whatever population of voters you think will see you doing genocide denial and think “actually they have a point I’ll vote for Biden now”.

Edit 2: Your case isn’t helped by the fact that the only person arguing with me did so with genocide denial. Think about that.

Edit 3: The other person arguing is also doing genocide denial, but the oblique kind where you pretend that the only reason to criticise a sitting US president engaging in genocide is because you want him to lose an election. Almost like they’re denying that we should hold people accountable for genocide on its own merits. That is, and I cannot stress this enough, genocide denial.

Willy ,

It just doesn’t seem like full genocide yet. Genocide light? You may be proved right but I just haven’t seen it. I’m not there though and I’m not smart. There’s a difference between lining everyone up and killing them and starving them while doing military stuff. You may say there isnt a difference, but those are different things to me. Please don’t get me wrong I think what is going on, seemingly for political reasons, is very wrong and bad. But genocide is about the worst so it’s hard be that bad.

Bring on the downvotes.

Excrubulent , (edited )
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It just doesn’t seem like full genocide yet. Genocide light?

Oh dear, oh no, genocide is such a strong word for aerial bombing of civilians, denying them aid, targeting hospitals, sniping children, burying them in mass graves and killing more children than in all global conflicts over the last four years combined, all with the explicit goal of wiping out their people group and displacing them from their homeland. It’s just, oh no, I wouldn’t want to say mean words about the people doing all of that, because that might be unfair to the mass child slaughterers. There isn’t worse than this. This is genocide.

Holocaust deniers don’t call themselves “deniers” either, they start organisations like the “Committee for Open Debate on the Holocaust”. That’s a real thing, you can look it up, it’s disgusting.

You just did genocide denial.

GoodEye8 ,

And don’t forget capitalist Joe. Nobody is talking about the actual capitalism Joe is supporting because you think you have a good reason for it.

Excrubulent ,
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I’m assuming “you” in this case is the general “you”, because I absolutely do hate him for that as well. Yeah, Joe is a neoliberal capitalist, but nobody doing genocide denial on his behalf is going to be worried about that charge.

You point out that they’re genocide deniers and you get the person who responded to me fretting about whether we should really call it a genocide. You know, doing genocide denial, because people who have painted themselves into that corner aren’t going to stop doing genocide denial, they’ll keep showing you who they really are. That’s damning to anyone who’s really paying attention.

GoodEye8 ,

Actually I’m just pointing out that you’re complaining about something that won’t change. You can complain about Biden being a capitalist but every final presidential candidate has been a capitalist for I don’t even know for how many decades. You’re complaining into the void because unless the system itself changes there’s no chance to have a socialist president.

Similarly you’re complaining about Biden supporting genocide but the alternative, Trump, has pretty much said he will go gloves off and give Israel whatever they need. In fact you probably couldn’t find a president in the last 20 years who wouldn’t be supporting Israel. It’s not a specific president or presidential candidate that is supporting genocide, it’s the entire system. The only thing you realistically accomplish by complaining about Biden is sowing division.

As for the “genocide deniers”, well some people are just dumb and we have to accept that.

Excrubulent ,
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

Actually I’m just pointing out that you’re complaining about something that won’t change.

The only thing you realistically accomplish by complaining about Biden is sowing division.

I don’t know about that, I think political possibility goes beyond who will be convinced to change their vote because you told people to stop complaining about Biden.

Like for instance, you acknowledging that the US is going to do genocide no matter what seems like a pretty damning thing to say, no? Seems like something worth saying. Seems like maybe we should condemn people who do genocide, or are willing to helm a nation that will make them complicit in genocide no matter what, because those are people that are going to do a genocide. Seems like maybe getting people on board with a system change involves pointing out that it is an inexorable genocide machine. And if that’s what it takes to stop the genocides - and you seem to agree with me on this - then maybe we should, I don’t know, talk about it?

Pretending that the entire value in discussing genocide starts and ends with who will be elected president is pretty minimising to the importance of the, you know, genocide. Seems like a kind of genocide denial to me.

As for the “genocide deniers”, well some people are just dumb and we have to accept that.

I’m yet to find a comment section that isn’t full of you fuckers.

I think if you think you need to do this to get someone elected, that’s actually counterproductive. Like maybe people associating Biden with genocide denial is going to make it harder for them to hold their nose and vote strategically like you want. It’s very hard to imagine the voter who would care about the genocide and yet be fooled into voting for Biden because people kept his genocide support on the down-low. Seems like you’re cutting off little pieces of your soul for the sake of a strategy that isn’t going to really work, unless you’ve got an A-to-B for me on how telling people to stop complaining about Biden’s genocide support helps him win election.

GoodEye8 ,

I’m yet to find a comment section that isn’t full of you fuckers.

I’m going to start from here because this is how you show how disingenuous you are. I straight up said I don’t agree with the genocide deniers and what do you do? You still lump me in with them. Your entire mindset here is “If they don’t agree with me they must be genocide deniers”. Fuck off with that shit.

I don’t know about that, I think political possibility goes beyond who will be convinced to change their vote because you told people to stop complaining about Biden.

Like for instance, you acknowledging that the US is going to do genocide no matter what seems like a pretty damning thing to say, no? Seems like something worth saying. Seems like maybe we should condemn people who do genocide, or are willing to helm a nation that will make them complicit in genocide no matter what, because those are people that are going to do a genocide.

Political possibilities goes beyond when you stop complaining about a part of the problem and start criticizing the problem as a whole. Biden is only a part of the problem, the real problem is that the majority political landscape of US supports Israel. You can’t even get a real presidential candidate who would oppose Israel because it would go against the party line. And yet you’re convinced it’s Biden you should be complaining about.

Seems like maybe getting people on board with a system change involves pointing out that it is an inexorable genocide machine. And if that’s what it takes to stop the genocides - and you seem to agree with me on this - then maybe we should, I don’t know, talk about it?

Which is why you should talk about all the politicians supporting the genocide and not just focus on one. Why aren’t you complaining about Trump? Why aren’t you complaining about Mitch McConnell or Chuck Schumer? Why aren’t you complaining about everyone in congress who voted to aid Israel? Why is it that you only complain about Biden?

I think if you think you need to do this to get someone elected, that’s actually counterproductive. Like maybe people associating Biden with genocide denial is going to make it harder for them to hold their nose and vote strategically like you want. It’s very hard to imagine the voter who would care about the genocide and yet be fooled into voting for Biden because people kept his genocide support on the down-low. Seems like you’re cutting off little pieces of your soul for the sake of a strategy that isn’t going to really work, unless you’ve got an A-to-B for me on how telling people to stop complaining about Biden’s genocide support helps him win election.

It’s not about getting Biden elected, it’s about making sure Trump does not get elected. That’s what your elections have always been about, voting against the guy you hate more. If you don’t vote for Biden you’re indirectly voting for Trump because the system boils down to you either get Biden or you get Trump. And it doesn’t matter who gets elected, America will still support genocide. This vote isn’t about genocide, it’s about whether American will get a fascist leader or not. You can sit on your high horse and talk about how people are cutting off pieces of their soul “for strategy”, but don’t be surprised when genocide continues and you get fascism shoved down your throat.

Excrubulent , (edited )
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Your entire mindset here is “If they don’t agree with me they must be genocide deniers”.

I explained how you were doing genocide denial. You said that complaining about Biden is only “sowing division”. So that means that we shouldn’t criticise him for his genocide. Denying that a genocide should be criticised on its own merits is a form of genocide denial. Not all genocide denial is “this genocide didn’t happen”. In fact most of it isn’t. Most of it is politically motivated muddying of the waters, like what you did.

And yet you’re convinced it’s Biden you should be complaining about.

Because he is the president and the person in the greatest position of power to do something about it, and yet he refuses.

Why aren’t you complaining about Trump? Why aren’t you complaining about [whatabout whatabout whatabout]

Because none of those people is currently the US president.

Also, the original comment I replied to was about how people are just complaining that Biden is “old”. I was pointing out that this person was clearly deliberately avoiding the main criticism, which is of course the genocide.

It’s not about getting Biden elected, it’s about making sure Trump does not get elected.

That’s just the same thing said two ways. Most people who vote for Trump don’t like him much either, they just think they have to get Biden out. This is how the two-party system captures your political imagination and makes you police other people to tell them not to criticise your candidate. You’ve fallen for its trap.

And the idea that nothing can be changed without system change is actually false. Popular opposition has won basically all the victories worth noting in liberal democracies. They weren’t handed down from the legislature, they were fought for from the bottom up. But if people won’t stand up and full-throated condemn the one person most responsible for the current iteration of this genocide, then he won’t feel any pressure to do anything about it.

And if he doesn’t stop his genocide support - for real, not just a token “hey now jack stop that” - then I won’t be surprised when he loses to Trump, because he chose to support fascism overseas and thus willingly lost to fascism at home.

GoodEye8 ,

You can sit on your high horse and talk about how people are cutting off pieces of their soul “for strategy”, but don’t be surprised when genocide continues and you get fascism shoved down your throat.

Excrubulent ,
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And if he doesn’t stop his genocide support - for real, not just a token “hey now jack stop that” - then I won’t be surprised when he loses to Trump, because he chose to support fascism overseas and thus willingly lost to fascism at home.

It’s fascinating how you’ll continually blame the people calling out genocide support from the white house for them losing, but you won’t blame their genocide support for them losing.

Almost like you’re not that interested in opposing the genocide.

Almost like you’re doing… genocide denial.

GoodEye8 ,

How many times do I have to repeat myself?

I’m going to start from here because this is how you show how disingenuous you are. I straight up said I don’t agree with the genocide deniers and what do you do? You still lump me in with them. Your entire mindset here is “If they don’t agree with me they must be genocide deniers”. Fuck off with that shit.

You don’t even try to understand what I’m saying, all you see is that I don’t agree with you and so you mental gymnastic yourself into believing I’m doing genocide denial. Once again, fuck off with that shit.

Go on man, shut me up. Retell my point back to me.

Excrubulent ,
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I told you multiple times how it was genocide denial. I explained the how of it. You have failed to even acknowledge that let alone respond to it.

I guess it’s hard to face the fact that you’re doing genocide denial, so the only thing you can do is pretend I’m being disingenuous. Funny thing is, even if I’m being disingenuous that doesn’t make you not a genocide denier.

If you want to explain how that’s wrong you need to respond to the argument, but you’re not doing that.

GoodEye8 ,

As if to prove my point… All you had to do was tell me the argument I made and all you did was “This is how it’s genocide denial”. It’s exactly what I said you do.

Excrubulent ,
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I honestly have no idea what you’re saying here. Is this what 'retell my point back to me" was about? You want me to explain how you’re doing genocide denial, again? A fourth time? I’ll copy-paste the three different ways I’ve tried to explain it and which you have ignored, and then we’re done here if you keep ignoring it.

I explained how you were doing genocide denial. You said that complaining about Biden is only “sowing division”. So that means that we shouldn’t criticise him for his genocide. Denying that a genocide should be criticised on its own merits is a form of genocide denial. Not all genocide denial is “this genocide didn’t happen”. In fact most of it isn’t. Most of it is politically motivated muddying of the waters, like what you did.

Pretending that the entire value in discussing genocide starts and ends with who will be elected president is pretty minimising to the importance of the, you know, genocide. Seems like a kind of genocide denial to me.

Edit 3: The other person arguing is also doing genocide denial, but the oblique kind where you pretend that the only reason to criticise a sitting US president engaging in genocide is because you want him to lose an election. Almost like they’re denying that we should hold people accountable for genocide on its own merits. That is, and I cannot stress this enough, genocide denial.

simplejack , (edited ) in Thanks, Apple
@simplejack@lemmy.world avatar

This is Apple Maps.

Apple Maps doesn’t just recommend the fastest routes, it also appears to push the most popular routes as alternatives.

Here is the San Francisco area to LA in iOS 18. The longer route might seem insane if you’re not familiar with the drive, but that longer route is much prettier, and a lot of people intentionally drive in the coastal road for the views.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4909bdc8-5b2f-4907-b732-fd140f51bf19.jpeg

Edit: Weird. Lemmy isn’t loading the picture for me. All in all, this is a map of I5 to LA vs the Hyw 101 to LA. I5 is 2 hours faster, but it’s a long brown valley, it smells like cow shit, and you’re bombarded with homemade MAGA signs for several hours. It’s a drive of hate, farts, and truck stop food. 101 longer, but it’s recommended for redwoods forests and cute little beach towns.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Yes, you correct. My mistake, sorry about that. I fixed it.

Cryophilia ,

California is ridiculous. I’m from San Francisco, was visiting LA and someone asked me where I lived. I pointed to 101 and said, turn left on that road and keep going for 8 hours.

Edit: sorry, “the 101”. When in Rome, etc

simplejack ,
@simplejack@lemmy.world avatar

CA’s a long boi

Maggoty , in Ironing

Speak for yourself. Casual clothes killed most ironing but ain’t nobody showing up in a wrinkled suit.

coaxil ,

I don’t even own a suit haha

Maggoty ,

I didn’t for a long time either. Then I needed one.

Kusimulkku ,

Hopefully no weddings or funerals coming up. Then again, if you’re American, I’ve seen people show up to a wedding in shorts and a baseball cap. No ironing required.

BlitzoTheOisSilent ,

The most recent funeral I attended, only the deceased’s brother wore a suit, the rest of the family wore basically everyday clothes, as did 99% of the attendants. I left my suit jacket in the car because I felt overdressed.

Kusimulkku ,

Was this in the US?

boonhet ,

Just across (south) of the bay from you judging by your name: I was at a funeral recently, not many people wore suits. Of course, nobody wore shorts or anything, but not too many formal suits.

Kusimulkku ,

Here black suit is usually the way to go

BlitzoTheOisSilent ,

It was, yes.

The deceased wasn’t the type that would want anyone to put on their Sunday best just for him, so it made sense. But when I mentioned it to my father, he commented that no one really wears suits to funerals anymore, or even weddings.

Maggoty ,

That’s how we did my grandfather’s memorial. Grandma didn’t want it to feel formal and we weren’t about to force that.

Bluefalcon ,

I wish they were more affordable in the US. I love wearing a suit, makes me feel like a mobster. lol Cosplay for the unstable.

MonkderDritte ,

Clothing steamers are less damaging though.

Maggoty ,

I’ve never had one actually work though. Irons, used properly, are safe and they work.

MonkderDritte ,

Mine does.

Maggoty ,

Bully for you?

MonkderDritte ,

?

Maggoty ,

I’m glad it works for you.

OldWoodFrame ,

How often do you wear a suit? Dry clean as necessary, hang it up between uses. I’ve never ironed a suit.

Maggoty ,

That doesn’t proof it from wrinkles, especially if you need to travel to the event.

Passerby6497 ,

Casual clothes killed most ironing but ain’t nobody showing up in a wrinkled suit.

Unless you’re upper management or going to a wedding/funeral/formal event, why would you even wear a suit? In the last decade I’ve worn my suit 3 or 4 times in the last decade, and they were all weddings or funerals.

Maggoty ,

Yeah I should have put an edit in. I didn’t know this was going to blow up like this. I don’t wear a suit or formal clothes more than about once a year, for the events of friends and families. I’m not trying to say it’s an every day thing.

Abnorc ,

Where I work the staff still wear full suits for the most part. I think it’s a more traditional workplace though.

nickwitha_k ,

Give it a try. Hit up a thrift store and get some great tacky suits from the 70s and 80s, if you can find em. It’s a bit of fun to wear them when it’s not necessary or expected. I probably wouldn’t wear a really nice wedding/funeral suit in such cases because I spill fucking everything and would become destitute from the dry cleaning bills.

Now, if it were a social expectation/requirement, it would suck and not be fun. But, as a choice that one can make, it’s great sometimes.

Passerby6497 ,

I have a tailored suit in my closet, but there’s no way in fuck I’m showing up to work in that suit or any other suit.

For one, I work from home and I want to actually be comfortable. For two, if I was going into the office, I would ruin it at some point crawling under desks and behind racks and shit.

nickwitha_k ,

Absolutely there with you. Hence my suggestion of thrift store.

And for wearing one to the office? I also work from home so, would only likely do so to confuse my wife.

saigot ,

On the rare occasion I have to wear a dress shirt for work, I’m making sure it’s as wrinkled as possible. I wouldn’t want to be mistaken for one of the execs, it gives the impression that you don’t work hard. I think it’ll continue bubbling up in the same way not wearing a tie and not having curtails did.

dhtseany , in Just Plain Terrifying

That sounds like poor storage and containment procedures. You contacted OSHA about the incident, right?

KnightontheSun ,

By OSHA, you mean Lemmy right?

Then yes, OSHA was contacted.

magnolia_mayhem OP ,

This is the family farm. I AM THE OSHA

khannie ,
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thefartographer ,

Mike Rowe: oCEaN!
(hold for laughter and applause)

Tar_alcaran ,

Mike can fuck right off.

thefartographer , (edited )

Can, should, and hopefully will. His charming smile and faux-liberal persona on dirty jobs did insurmountable damage to worker’s rights by slow-walking the youth to believing that safety and unions only slow down otherwise reasonable progress.

There should be one-episode reboot where Mike gets to perform blue collar tasks with machinery that’s missing all legally required safety labels and fail-safes. Then he’s only given a description of what he’s supposed to accomplish with zero warnings or regulations. At the end of the episode, Mike and whatever pieces of him that remain gets to receive their paycheck after all debts are settled at the company store. That final amount is what he gets to use for rent and food for the week.

Let’s see what peripety the ground beef version of Mike Rowe finds in his anagnorisis of promoting the death and dismemberment of his own fan base.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

chemical storage closet at work…A hydrogen chloride container leaked out onto some iodine containers.

Yep, sounds like a typical day on a typical family farm

batmaniam ,

My dad was a farmer. I AM AN ORPHAN.

Edit: Ok, I feel bad. But like… I know one dumbass with a cough that won’t go away (7 years and counting) because they wouldn’t effing listen to me about DE, another who rolled his tractor on to himself and died. Don’t take it lightly man. The bill always comes due. We all do what we have to, lord knows I’ve done some dumb shit, but it ain’t cute to dismiss it.

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