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RedEyeFlightControl ,
@RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world avatar

The software license on your hip has expired. Your hip will now be remotely locked until your account has been updated.

Thank you for being a Hip-O-Matic Customer

PopcornPrincess ,

This would also be helpful if you were an alien trying to blend in with humans…

MudMan ,

So I'm the only one having weird posthumanist body horror type feelings at the concept of being given an instruction manual for your artificial body parts, including the equivalent of a void warranty sticker?

Just me? Cool, cool. Quietly unlocking new phobias over here.

SzethFriendOfNimi ,

Not sure if this is always an issue or just during some recovery period but I can see how it would be important not to stress the fragile ligaments and other issues post op until the proper time.

Looked it up. Seems to be post op instructions about recovery restrictions

www.aoaortho.com/…/Hip-Replacement-Protocol.pdf

www.physio-pedia.com/Hip_Precautions

tfw_no_toiletpaper ,

Once I understood the weakness of my flesh…

uis ,

including the equivalent of a void warranty sticker?

. . .

I hate this dystopia.

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Hello, we are calling about your hip’s extended warranty. Press 1 to be connected to a hipologist and remedy this issue. Press 2 to die. Ending this call will assume option 2. Option 1 is also option 2 but with a slightly longer buffer time. Too late, you are now dead. click

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