This truck is on to something. I asked my dog if she put a nano chip on my body and she said no, but it sounds like something the huskies next door would do.
I’m afraid your dog has lied to you. We had a pretty husky back when I was a kid, before she became a farmer, and I can confirm that Huskies are incredibly stupid. Your dog wants to use the Huskies as Patsy’s for their own nefariousness.
Except those aren’t bees, they’re evil hellspawn flying balls of hatred. Hornets. Or wasps, or something. But not bees. Bees are light and laughter; hornets are a curse from nature that we suffer for killing all the megafauna.
I had to hear that fucking song, on loop, non stop, for a whole week, when it was used to test the speaker systems on the cruise ship I was working aboard. You could not even escape it in your cabin while you slept. 😬
If I heard it come on in the grocery store while looking at Lean Cuisines, it would put everyone in that store at risk.
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