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Draegur , in It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem

Ace people: Guess you’ll die then…

Emerald ,

I mean I’m sure some ace people like to engage in sexual activity. Sexual attraction and libido are different.

GiveMemes ,

I’ve talked to an ace guy abt this and he tried to masturbate as a teen and literally couldn’t get hard. He’s into romantic stuff tho. Everybody’s different I’m sure tho

FiniteBanjo ,

I like to think saving them but rejecting the offer might be an option.

stoicmaverick ,

No. That would be rude. A DICK GETS SUCKED!

FiniteBanjo ,

Ah well sucks to suck I guess they’re doomed to die together.

Sorgan71 , in Not to mom shame...

I feel like between 2-5, every parent would kill for some decent child mind control.

CanadianCarl , in I call the big one "Bitey"

Mine likes to chew my toes, fingers, and sometimes he finds other loose skin, like my elbows, and chomps down hard. But he is scared of other people and won’t bite or scratch them.

Iheartcheese , in Hello lovelies!!!
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After she saves Metrahcity

FartsWithAnAccent , in Hello lovelies!!!
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Squaren

cerement , in On the road to Valhalla
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if you’re going fast enough, you can just hydroplane over that flooded road section

Norgur , in On the road to Valhalla
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Don't forget to yell "rotate" so you can feel like a real pilot!

wreckedcarzz , in On the road to Valhalla
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Pfft, ez pz

Sam_Bass , in Another mystery solved.

Everyone always thinks the ocean is super deep from the beach outward. This is not the case. Just because a boat will float seemingly close to shore doesnt mean the hull is way down in the water

Tar_alcaran ,

An aircraft carrier only has a draft of some 12 meters. Godzilla is over 100m. Much of the North Sea is only like 40m deep, with shallows much less than that.

KingOfTheCouch ,

That’s how I usually interpret it except in Godzilla Minus One :

Tap for spoilerA whole plot point is that he is in 1500m of water

DrDominate , in Not to mom shame...
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You wear a tinfoil cap to keep the radio waves from controlling your brain.

I wear a tinfoil cap to keep my brain’s waves from interfering with nearby electronics.

We are not the same.

lennster69 ,

Finally found a brother who gets it

hungryphrog ,

So that’s how I stop the fridge from reciting random frog facts!

morrowind ,
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Do you really want it to stop though?

hungryphrog ,

It’s my job!
Did you know that pumpkin toadlets are so tiny that they can’t land correctly when they jump?

Enkrod ,
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Yes! Did you know that they can’t hear their own mating calls?

hungryphrog ,

Yes!

lugal ,

I wear my tinfoil cap to keep people from socializing with me.

We are not the same.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

That’s what Larry did on Curb!

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/89eafe22-8071-4e83-80d1-7dd37735af13.jpeg

His hat pushed society away and he loved it.

lugal ,

It’s the same picture

Tai , in Hello lovelies!!!
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Why is her face too small for her face?

ummthatguy ,
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Inbreeding?

Zachariah ,
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FQQD ,
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better than the other way around.

Viking_Hippie ,

Idunno. Why is her elbow just the right size for her elbow?

Iapar ,

Potato salat.

9point6 , in Unpopular opinion

I wish there was a Google translate for memes

Got no idea what’s going on here

Kidplayer_666 ,

Left panels are regarding Black mirror, where the guy becomes famous by ranting about the system and threatning to kill himself if his life didn’t get meaning. Ended up becoming the meaningless entertainment himself in exchange for more money and better living

toofpic ,

My guess is that after he posted the video, a pretty (I dunno by what exact standards, but she does look good in my opinion) girl contacted him:

  • You’re not ugly
  • Shall we then proceed to copulation, miss?
  • We shall indeed.

The left half of the picture - no idea, but it looks like some movie reference related to overcoming shit and shit

egeres OP , (edited )
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Left side: Black mirror S01E02 “fifteen million merits” . A guy tries to “break the system” but this backfires and his critic that was supposed to change people’s minds is absorbed by it and turned into an entertainment product. The upper-left image shows the moment in the episode where he criticizes the system threatening to kill himself while the bottom one shows the final image of the episode where he how lives in an expensive suite

Right side: “Being ugly : My Experience” A youtube video of a guy explaining how his unattractiveness has biased his life and brought unhappiness upon him. A reason why this became viral, besides the obvious connection by many due to the topic was that a girl commented that she found the guy of the video very cute and they actually became a couple

The meme: It compares both cases implying that the guy on the right was breaking the system but that his cause was “silenced” by providing him a girlfriend and turning him into a channel that lectures people on having hope about the prospect of finding a suitable partner

Devorlon ,

Thanks Peter!

200ok ,

🏅

Katana314 ,

Time to make a video complaining that no one has ever granted me the ability to turn water into vodka.

bibliotectress ,

Wow! Thanks for the explanation! That’s a really great meme that went completely over my head.

Sam_Bass , in It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem

Everybody likes a little ass

Bezzelbob , in Not to mom shame...
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Wait… wouldn’t the tinfoil act as an antenna?

milicent_bystandr ,

Depends, I think, if there’s an insulating gap between it and your metal skull.

superweeniehutjrs , in On the road to Valhalla

WITNESS ME

niktemadur ,

Witness me, honey, here, hold my sandwich. Hey kids… KIDS! Settle down back there, jeez… pay attention, we’re about to ride all shiny and chrome.

“AWESOME!”

(proceeds to perform a Clark Griswold station wagon jump)

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