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AceFuzzLord , in Would buy it though

I wouldn’t even buy that to burn it and send it back to the pits of hell from where it came.

rob_t_firefly ,
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Hell won’t cut it, you have to cast it into the fires of Mount Doom.

xx3rawr , in You shall be remembered

Can someone turn this into Linkedin brainrot format?

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

When you die, nobody will remember:

  • Your salary 💵
  • Your fancy title 🏷️
  • How busy you were 📅
  • How stressed you were 😩
  • How many hours you worked ⏰

People will remember:

  • Your shitposts 💬

So go out there and be the best shitposter you can be! 🚀✨

speaker_hat , in This will be YouTube in 2025

SmartTube + Invidious

And chill

cordlesslamp , in Honey what’s wrong, you barely touched your Philly Cheesesteak Cheesecake

I don’t understand,) what’s wrong with that? It looks tasty AF.

nonfuinoncuro ,

I would definitely stuff my face with this rest of y’all are just prudes

dependencyinjection , in Would buy it though

Should check out Trax NYC has some awful pieces made for rich folk. Truly gaudy stuff. Trax seems like a good dude though.

photonic_sorcerer , in Honey what’s wrong, you barely touched your Philly Cheesesteak Cheesecake
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Congrats, you just reinvented meat pie.

m4xie , in Missing cold pizza

Where are the beans?

nifty OP ,
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You were suppose to bring them

RIPandTERROR , in God says He's sorry about creating Republicans
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https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/764e73a3-99a0-4520-bb4d-c59272c3c2c5.webm

OldManBOMBIN , in Missing cold pizza

14 glasses of milk followed by one glass of orange juice, please. With pulp.

Dicska ,

Just my favourite! Milk without pulp is gross.

Iloveyurianime , in Missing cold pizza

wheres water?

KrankyKong ,

I don’t know. I never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it.

Iloveyurianime ,

all of the drinks listed in that menu also contian water as ingredient so gotta drink machine oil

Sorgan71 ,

in the ocean you gross fuck

Etterra , in Are they just typecasting him???

Because when he tried to play a white guy he got sued by Dave Chappelle.

stoy , in Missing cold pizza

Where is the sour milk? Where are the rasins? where is the sugar? Where is the cinnamon?

nifty OP ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

All those things are garnishes not breakfast food per se

Wait are you a little bird or small mouse?

stoy ,

That is just the starter…

And will get you time to get me tunnbröd, butter and prästost

Ballistic_86 , in Missing cold pizza

Bacon, eggs, hash browns, toast, coffee with $1 to spare.

TheFriar ,

Or eggs, hash browns, biscuits and coffee with $5 to spare.

NickwithaC , in Missing cold pizza
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Bowl of cereal, apple, cup of tea, couple of digestives to dunk. None of which are on the list…

Resol , in This will be YouTube in 2025
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I’m just gonna watch YouTube on a computer without a webcam. Now this will prevent them from doing shit like this.

LordWiggle ,
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“We didn’t detect a Webcam on your device. You can only watch videos on devices with a Webcam. Do you want Premium*? Click here for only 29,99 per month.

*With Premium you also only can watch videos on devices with a Webcam”

This is only 2025, a year later they also want a list of the people you love the most so they can kidnap one to demand you buy Premium, which will mean they will get you premium looking ads instead of shitty looking ads.

Resol ,
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I need the dude in the video to talk with me if I want a webcam.

Oh, let me guess, I also have to have a microphone as well so that I can’t be allowed to express discontent over an ad?

LordWiggle ,
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Yes, you need a microphone, and allow them access to your bank account. If you didn’t smile, vocally approve AND purchased the ad content you will be punished by 12 tripple ads instead of 4 double. Saying anything bad about Google or YouTube and you will get an automatic double priced Premium subscription for 6 months. This effect stacks. It will also not give you less ads. Refusing to watch any video on YouTube anymore will cost you your first born child.

Resol ,
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What if I still don’t have a child?

LordWiggle ,
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Kid or kidney, your choice

Resol ,
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I’d rather keep my kidney.

LordWiggle ,
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If I had a kid, it would be against my wishes. Take it, the second one too if it would ever get there.

mctoasterson ,

“Looks like you’re masturbating. Get a bonus month of premium if you climax during an ad.”

LordWiggle ,
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Your bonus month of premium for climaxing during an ad is almost over! Continue premium or we will show the video of you to everyone you know.

whatdis ,

alternatively: Please wait 2 days for the new GoogleCamPro we have shipped to arrive. Please note that without a Google Premium subscription your webcam feed will have ads in it

pyre ,

Premium lets you watch ads with up to 4 blinks per ad without pause or a total of .4 seconds of looking away from the ad without pause.

NutWrench ,
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Someone will find a way to take a looped video of them watching their computer intently and feed it through their webcam. The ad battle will never end.

LordWiggle ,
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“to verify you are really watching, raise your right hand, look to your left, cut off your ear”

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