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poorlytunedAstring ,

It would be weird if I just eat the dill all by itself.

Asclepiaz ,

You know, being 1/2 Korean and 1/2 typical white American I can say y’all shouldn’t be sleeping on potato salad. You can use other and additional ingredients than mayo. My Korean family fucking loves my white family’s potato salad.

Wilzax ,

Mayo??? Potato salad is made with mustard not mayo what the fuck

Malek061 ,

Mayo is the best way to make it.

bluewing ,

As a Midwesterner, potato salad is made with a mixture of real mayonnaise and yellow mustard. Finely diced onion and celery with a dash of old and flavorless paprika for color to round it all out. Salt and pepper to taste. You wouldn’t want it to be too spicy you know.

Some heretics will add diced dill pickle on occaision - my one Grandmother would sometimes do this after drinking too much. This is generally considered a social faux pas, though us Mid-westerners are too polite and kind to actually say something about it. But we will look askance at you. And your children will never play with our kids ever again.

AngryCommieKender ,

Needs some hard boiled eggs as well.

zarathustrad ,

Extra hard. Get that nice green tint. That’s how you know they are done.

bluewing ,

Oh my bad! Of course it needs sliced had boiled eggs! I’m prepared to be shunned for the next year…

Asclepiaz ,

In my family we add copious amounts of dill pickles, eggs and pickle juice. Just a splash and only add it on the day of serving.

Phegan ,

There would be potato salad after every cookout I went to, no matter who was hosting. And it never got eaten

bluewing ,

That was from a fear of food poisoning from it being left out in the sun to warm. But it was more of an issue if real mayo, (with raw egg yolk), was used. If you used some type of industrial grade Miracle Whip untainted by anything real you could ID as an ingredient, it was far less of an issue.

Besides, what’s a little e.coli gonna do? Besides make you all shiny clean on the inside.

boatsnhos931 ,

Looks like she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and she likes potato salad??? Let me buy you a drank beautiful forehead having gurrrllll

Viking_Hippie ,

*Americans who eat potato salad.

In Scandinavia and Germany, it’s popular amongst all sorts of people, not just megakarens…

Wizard_Pope ,
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Kartoffelsalat Moment

FiniteBanjo ,

Judging by looks and food preference, definitely would tho.

archonet ,

damn, that ain’t a forehead, that’s a goddamn fivehead.

Starkstruck ,

I personally love potato salad but I think the biggest thing that hurts its reputation is when it’s bad IT’S BAD!

Jackcooper ,

My wife is Mexican and loves potato salad, how do I inform her about this meme

niktemadur ,

I don’t know… I think she zoomed past the potato and plowed straight into the ambrosia salad.

Bye ,

What’s wrong with potato salad?

AnUnusualRelic ,
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It’s too crunchy.

MudSkipperKisser ,

Maybe it’s not crunchy enough

send_me_your_mommy_milkers ,
@send_me_your_mommy_milkers@lemmy.world avatar

Crunchy kartoffelsalat wtf

boatsnhos931 ,

Real life anime character

rambling_lunatic ,

Olivie is delicious and no one will tell me otherwise

Kolanaki ,
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Picture of potato salad:

https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/c73f49b3-59fa-4af8-990d-0bf22b74b3af.jpeg

stoicmaverick ,

I don’t think that image uploaded correctly. It’s just blank below your comment.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

It’s visible to my other account on Jerboa. Try loading it in a browser. Images have been fucky for some users lately.

LemmyFeed ,

They said that cause it’s John Cena…

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

🤦‍♂️

Baader-Meihoff fuckin’ with me cuz I recently saw a thread about images not loading lol

stoicmaverick ,

It’s cool. Thanks though. Trying to honestly be helpful is always in style.

Papergeist ,

You can’t see John Cena

blanketswithsmallpox ,

I can’t see… what?

AngryCommieKender ,

The Real Tater Salad

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7e0d3675-a9d9-47d4-b24f-e91dcf8933d9.jpeg

Heck the cops even have that as an alias.

numberfour002 ,

I was going to type something mean about her but I’m afraid she could sense I was rude on the internet and telepathically cause my skull to explode like a hard boiled egg in a microwave.

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer ,

TIL hard boiled eggs can explode in a microwave and that the explosion can be as loud as 133 decibels. For reference sake, a gunshot is about 155 decibels depending on caliber, so that’s one loud ass egg.

Viking_Hippie ,

That’s actually not a very good comparison since, decibels being a base 10 exponential scale, the loudness of 133 and 155 decibels are not at all comparative.

A much better comparison is a 1984 Motörhead concert:

Lemmy and co.’s set was allegedly measured at 130 decibels, before it was cut short as plaster from the ceiling started to rain down on the audience below.

And that’s still MUCH less loud than a microwave eggsplosion!

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