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FartsWithAnAccent , in unsee this
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It's that kid from One Piece!

originalfrozenbanana , in jd vance

Just so we’re a hundred percent clear anyone can wear makeup and shaming someone for doing it is fucking gross.

Shaming them for being hypocrites is chill tho

PP_BOY_ ,
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Makeup and makeup companies promote unhealthy beauty standards and are responsible for a disproportionate amount of microplastics. No one should wear makeup

originalfrozenbanana ,

I used to think that and tell my wife that. She told me she wears makeup to feel all sorts of things: strong, assertive, sexy, dignified, powerful, invisible, whatever. Who am I to tell her she shouldn’t use eyeliner to feel strong when she’s got a big meeting at work? If you like makeup live your life

PP_BOY_ ,
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Sounds like smokers who say that cigarettes calm them down.

Smoking doesn’t relieve anxiety, not smoking creates it. Same thing applies for people who say they feel unattractive w/o cosmetics.

Outside of something like art performances, there’s no reason for anyone to ever wear makeup

captainlezbian ,

As someone who militantly refuses to wear it to work, I appreciate it as an artistic and stylistic choice. It’s never a tool to hide my face or imperfections but rather to express myself at times. And yes sometimes it makes me feel powerful, much in the same way a dress cut just right for my body makes me feel powerful or wearing steel toe boots into a business meeting makes me feel powerful.

The problem is the expectation of it. If you can’t treat people with respect whether or not we wear it that’s on you.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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I only use all natural whale oil makeup I’m not complicit

BestBouclettes ,

People have been wearing and using make-up well before capitalism and make-up companies were even a thought in people’s brains. It’s just a thing humans do, and that’s okay.

HowManyNimons ,

Not sure we can shame people with a furniture kink either. Funny though.

alquicksilver ,
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As someone who has both worn makeup and grinded against furniture in my time, I consent to you making fun of JD Vance for whatever you want.

Korne127 ,
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That’s… not how any of this works. With that logic, any gay person can just say “yo, you can be homophobic, I consent”.

EleventhHour ,
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As a gay person, I disagree

Korne127 ,
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…okay? If you’re alone with other people, you can tell them that you’re fine with them being homophobic. But in a public space, you’re not the only gay person, and just because it’s okay for you doesn’t mean it’s okay for everyone, so you can’t just say that it’s okay.

alquicksilver ,
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Look again at the community you’re in 😂

PP_BOY_ ,
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Yeah, I kinda hate the types of comments that you replied to. “As an x-person, you can make fun of this person for doing x thing.” That’s a really bad precedent to set, kinda like black people having blanket “n-word passes” to give out to white people

Korne127 ,
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Yeah. Even if it doesn’t hurt you, you’re not the only person existing. And it can hurt other people in the same minority, you don’t just get to say that it’s fine for everyone.

EleventhHour ,
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

Sigh…

Seconded

originalfrozenbanana ,

Ok first of all there is ZERO evidence that JD Vance has EVER reached completion in the cushiony embrace of a chaise lounge

NONE

xavier666 ,

I heard there was a glove involved in the incident

HowManyNimons ,

I heard he was in a Roche Bobois carpark when it allegedly didn’t happen.

PP_BOY_ ,
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There’s plenty of furniture I’d fuck. Check out the shibari lights by bomma

HowManyNimons ,

Sigh…

*unzips

kamenlady ,
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Love the designers name: Kateřina Handlová

solsangraal ,

it’s not the mascara itself that people are bashing. it’s the wearing mascara while being in the party of mEn CaNt WeAr MaKeUp\

republicans aren’t saying anything because they’re too busy racisting his non-white wife

originalfrozenbanana ,

Yeah shame them for being hypocrites but not people for wearing makeup. If you like makeup that’s cool

TexasDrunk ,

Can I make fun of him for how poorly he’s wearing it? Honestly, he ain’t wearing it. It’s wearing him.

tiefling ,

It’s the most basic eyeliner. Doesn’t even have a hint of cats eye. Smh.

TexasDrunk ,

He ain’t got the confidence to rock it like a real man.

Fedizen , (edited )

I have to say the mascara is probably the coolest thing about him. Everything else about this guy is absolute dogshit. DeSantis was destroyed by his own base for using heel shoes. It would be funny if Vance got annihilated by MAGA for being a “makeup wearing soyboy” and not being an empty vessel for corruption and political donors who will say and do anything for power

Maggoty ,

Yeah this is the guy going after people who wear make up. So I’m absolutely going to make fun of him wearing way too much.

originalfrozenbanana ,

I agree he’s a piece of shit, so why not make fun of the things he’s a piece of shit for and not “lol he’s a BOY who wears MAKEUP and is mean to other BOYS who wear MAKEUP!” It’s a bad look for a group of people who don’t want to be, you know, bigots.

Maggoty ,

Okay but that’s pretty reductionist.

originalfrozenbanana ,

What? It’s LESS reductionist than just criticizing the makeup wearing alone

Maggoty ,

He’s not a schoolyard bully.

thorbot ,

Take your smug self righteousness and give it to someone who deserves it. This piece of shit would attack anyone who claims that he wears makeup even though he does. It’s not about the makeup. It’s about the turd that’s wearing the makeup

originalfrozenbanana ,

Then make fun of the turd and not the makeup? There’s plenty to make fun of. Why are you mad that you don’t get to be a bigot even when the target of your bigotry is a piece of shit?

thorbot ,

You sure do love the smell of your own farts

originalfrozenbanana ,

Cool

Napain OP ,

i liked this meme because it can be read as celebratory if you are chill, like we are, but also as mocking, if you are a biggot, like his voterbase. so win win

originalfrozenbanana ,

Idk I find all the memes mocking closeted or queer presenting republicans for being closeted or queer presenting pretty gross. A bunch of people who are suffering because they can’t be out is sad, not funny, to me. Even if those people suck. I can still hate the parts that suck and feel sympathy for the parts that don’t.

modeler ,

It is terribly sad - they must live in a world of hurt.

However so many of these people actively try to hurt LGBTQ+ and trans people by inciting hate and changing laws to harm the non-straight. In particular they have been preaching that being gay/trans equates to being a child molester. This is horrific and needs to stop. Exposing the hypocrisy is essential to reducing the harm they are inflicting to real people right now

originalfrozenbanana ,

Fine, then mock them for being hypocrites. So much of the criticism is shit like the Grindr search volume in Milwaukee. What’s the joke - a bunch of gay people came to Milwaukee? They can’t be out? They aren’t who you’d think you were? It’s not funny if you apply it to some other group. It wouldn’t be funny if Republicans made the same comment about the DNC convention.

If you want to mock someone for being a hypocrite, mock them for being a hypocrite. JD Vance sucks in part because he’s a hypocrite, because he wears makeup while criticizing people who don’t adhere to gender norms. To just criticize the makeup alone is not good enough to expose the hypocrisy.

razorwiregoatlick ,
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Are we 100% sure he is wearing makeup or is this unconfirmed like the rumor saying “JD Vance fucked a couch”

Mediocre_Bard ,

He definitely did not fuck a couch and is certainly not banned from Ikea for fucking a Friheten.

BackOnMyBS ,
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And if he did fuck a couch, that’s 100% okay. No kink shaming either.

abbadon420 , in correct

It looks like a thong with ants on it.

Gerudo , in unsee this

Luffy?

PenisDuckCuck9001 , in Allow me to rock your perceptions

I know a guy that dug a 28 foot hole. The feds got involved but couldn’t find anything actually to charge him for since it was only 28ft deep. That hole is still there.

Lifebandit666 , in correct

Follow the Left Hand Path

Obi , in Allow me to rock your perceptions
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Once again the Russians are keeping their secrets…

setsneedtofeed OP ,
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Waveform ,

At least they provided this tidbit:

Engineers also discovered, as they plowed past the first 14,800 feet (4,511 meters), that the rock had much more porosity and permeability. That, paired with the extremely high temperatures, made the rock behave more like a plastic than a solid, rendering drilling virtually impossible.

…howstuffworks.com/…/kola-superdeep-borehole.htm#…

Plastic Earth confirmed.

Phoeniqz , in correct
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“Stay on your path and you’ll be alone for the rest of your life” is what this tells me

andrew_bidlaw , in don't forget to do a little crime before going to bed 😺
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The only crime I can do is speeding towards the napland.

Sotuanduso , in correct

That’s right.

creditCrazy , (edited ) in Oh jeez
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As an American I don’t think America would want to bomb my country to oblivion /s Edit: did not realize I need a /s so much

nicknonya ,
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for now

zaph ,

Maybe not the whole country but we’ve taken out cities.

Transporter_Room_3 ,
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And entire neighborhoods, but it’s totally okay because those were “poor” (aka majority black/Hispanic)

The cops investigated themselves, so we know it was a legitimate bombing and not some kind of hate crime disguised as excessive force.

Here’s the ------> /s <------- since I know some people who unironically believe things like this.

saltesc ,

Operation Rolling Thunder. Had some agent orange and napalm sprinkled on top too.

pyre ,

that’s because they don’t need to; you already have the congress and the supreme court for that.

woelkchen ,
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That’s what handguns and assault rifles are for!

makingStuffForFun ,
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A lot of people believe that’s what 9/11 was.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,
EtzBetz ,

Tell that Trump. Maybe not with bombs, but there are other methods.

blindbunny ,

You realize America has bombed itself multiple times as well right?

MotoAsh ,

Uhhhh… you DO realize Republicans have been screeching about a new civil war for years, right?

There is a HUGE portion of this country that would ABSOLUTELY bomb their neighbors if they could get away with it. A civil war might not destroy everything, but that’s only happening to the Palestinians. The US is too big to repeat that travesty.

HK65 ,

You don’t want to know where the first bombing mission the US military took place then.

Wes4Humanity ,

That’s exactly what they want you to think! Muahhahah

Seriously though… It’s not REALLY the US that’s doing these things… It’s the global oligarchy… They just use American soldiers because we were the only ones left with any after WW2 and it stuck. The oligarchy has no allegiance to any country or people and would absolutely bomb the shit out of America if it profited them.

drathvedro ,

[Citation needed]

creditCrazy ,
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My citation is I’m making a sarcastic joke

Valmond ,

Wait til you find oil there 😋

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,
  • stares at California and Texas *

…nah.

Ashiette , in Election Brownie

Texas seceded from that brownie

SpaceNoodle , in Election Brownie

What kind of psychopath removes the entire brownie slab from the pan

roguetrick ,

If it’s a nonstick pan, they likely wanted to preserve the coating. Thus cutting it on the cutting board instead of ruining the pan with knives.

I’ve never done that, but it sounds smart to me.

SpaceNoodle ,

Sounds smarter to not use cookware with coatings that can be damaged from normal use.

roguetrick ,

I use oil, not nonstick cookware but I don’t begrudge anyone for using it. Some folks hate dirty dishes.

SpaceNoodle ,

Nonstick cookware still has to be cleaned, usually by hand. I can just huck stainless steel in the dishwasher.

nomous ,

Those pans hold multiple brownies? For years I’ve just been eating 9x9 brownies and I’m not changing now.

PhlubbaDubba , (edited ) in Oh jeez

I think the only country that’s legit happened to was Iraq,

Usually it’s more about how traumatized the POWs captured by your country’s soldiers were. Unbroken being the major cinematic example, and all the stories about Senator McCain refusing early release and being tortured for it and the guy who blinked reports of torture out in morse code while reading a hostage statement in Vietnam being the more “stuff of legends” examples.

American Sniper is the only one I’ve seen where it’s about how some soldier who didn’t experience anything above the typical background humm of war felt about the whole thing.

Probably because being a US military troop is the least dangerous it’s ever been, so the major condition most troops will face isn’t death or permanent injury, but instead PTSD from having faced combat or Survivor’s guilt from having been suddenly shifted off the rare doomed mission or patrol that still claims casualties at the last second.

Most enlisted troops are just career workers in camo with a REALLY rigorous on the job fitness program. There’s a reason the US is everyone’s intel and logistics repository, and it’s because for every dollar spent on actually fighting, ten get spent on building up so much intelligence that the deck is as stacked as it can be before the cards even come out of the box to be dealt.

Edit: get not grt

Lost_My_Mind ,

ten grt

Is this “ten are”, and a really bad typo? Or is grt some form of currency abbriviation I don’t get?

PhlubbaDubba ,

Ten get

atro_city ,

I think the only country that's legit happened to was Iraq,

Vietnam?

Transporter_Room_3 ,
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How do you forget Vietnam

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

I asked myself the same question in March of 2003

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

Drugs and alcohol, and lots of them.

PhlubbaDubba ,

Vietnam movies were usually either about POW experiences or about the absolute pointlessness of it all, which doesn’t really line up with “bombing your country and then making movies about how sad it made them”

I have literally never seen a depiction of Vietnam that was positive or shy of direct condemnation of how terrible it all was.

Seriously, even Forrest Gump’s innocent portrayal of it still managed to underline in bold that it was all pointless, needless, and cruel beyond reason.

turmacar ,

I have literally never seen a depiction of Vietnam that was positive or shy of direct condemnation of how terrible it all was.

Seriously, even Forrest Gump’s innocent portrayal of it still managed to underline in bold that it was all pointless, needless, and cruel beyond reason.

Not sure what about any of that doesn’t line up with “sad”. None of those adjectives border on happy or nonchalant.

PhlubbaDubba ,

Because that’s not “made the soldiers sad” it’s “this entire thing was awful and a fucking crime.”

You’re trying to insist that media that would agree that it was a bad thing is exploitation media because…it agrees with you?

It honestly seems like you’re just trying to argue because you don’t like someone pointing out that the meme isn’t fully accurate to what war media actually looks like historically and even today to some extent.

daltotron ,

No, I think the main point in contention is mostly just that the experience of the American GIs are always centered in these tellings of the stories to american audiences, and obviously that’s going to whitewash a lot of the history and context of a conflict and just transform it into “I got stationed in a random place I hated for a couple years and then I had to kill a bunch of people for reasons I didn’t understand while they tried to kill all my friends and then I got back home and got jack shit for it”. And then on top of that, those movies are going to be a lot about the psychological trauma that’s inflicting on those particular american GIs, and often, again, without a broader context of what system they’re placed into, it’s just sort of like, turned into sanitized hollywood melodrama, much like how they’ll sanitize any historical fiction into being oscar bait.

Obviously that’s not gonna really be the same experience as, say, some random guerilla fighter somewhere, or some random person who just lives in one of these places. About the only movies I can think of that actually attempted to expand on that particular perspective was good morning vietnam, where that’s touched on, but not explored, and maybe the breadwinner, which is a pretty good movie but also more just adjacent to what I’m talking about rather than directly in dialogue with it. I might be wrong on that one though, it’s been a while since I’ve seen it even though that movie is fucking good and you should watch it.

That’s my recommendation. Go watch “the breadwinner”.

UnderpantsWeevil ,
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I think the only country that’s legit happened to was Iraq,

MAS*H (Korea)

Jarhead (Iraq, but the first time)

Lone Survivor (Afghanistan)

The Men Who Stare at Goats (Guantanamo Bay Torture Facility in Cuba)

Letters from Iwo Jima (Pacific Theater - WW2)

Saving Private Ryan (European Theater - WW2)

Heartbreak Ridge (Grenada)

The Good Shepherd (Bay of Pigs Invasion, Cuba)

Full Metal Jacket (Vietnam)

Rambo (Vietnam)

Apocalypse Now (Vietnam)

We Were Soldiers (Vietnam)

Good Morning, Vietnam (Vietnam)

wizardbeard ,

Yes, because fucking Rambo of all movies is about how bad american soldiers felt about what they did.

Thanks for the laugh

theangryseal ,

Rambo is just dood in ban danna shooting musheen gun and holding big nife.

I’m just being a dick. I haven’t seen it since I was around 7 so that’s all it was for me haha.

lath ,

It’s actually about how shitty US vets are treated by the US. But the pew-pew takes lead in the eyes of most viewers, yes.

wizardbeard ,

Yes, because fucking Rambo of all movies is about how bad american soldiers felt about what they did.

Thanks for the laugh

mlg ,
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Blackmist ,

It’s funny, but it’s not true.

It’s something like “the gallant people of Afghanistan” and always was.

random_character_a ,
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It was on TV month ago and that screencap is how it read. I remembered because I commented my son about it.

Regional differences?

Blackmist ,

Possibly.

The English language version is here at 2:30

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9pV1JrRI4w

It’s not out of the question because Afghanistan were on our side back then, and by on our side, I mean America gave them weapons to fight the Russians, and then abandoned them immediately the second Russia gave up.

It’s just I’ve never seen any real evidence of it… It’s always just that one still which seems to be from a second or so before the real one.

booly ,

The first Rambo was definitely about PTSD and how the act of killing fucks up American soldiers.

turmacar ,

I think you’re confusing Rambo First Blood, which is about how fucked up he was after coming back from Vietnam, with the Rambo sequels, which are about how cool it is to blow stuff up.

SRo ,

Yes, it is, have you ever seen the movie? What a dumb comment.

sartalon ,

I don’t think you’ve seen some of these movies if you think it has anything to do with how sad it made them.

FordBeeblebrox ,

MASH is about saving war casualties and they make light of it all the while

Saving Priyate Ryan is a WW2 movie that happens whether or not Matt Damon is involved

Jarhead is an accurate portrayal of the Suck

Not sure what point OP is trying to make here

FordBeeblebrox ,

Just to pick one, Jarhead is not repeat not a war film. It’s about the Suck and sometimes you train for training sake

hungryphrog ,

I don’t know about the others, but MAS*H seems to be heavily anti-war. Hawkeye obviously has deep contempt for the war and generals, and the more pro-war characters are decipted as insufferable pieces of shit.

FordBeeblebrox ,

As others have said there’s a bunch more, but the one that really grinds my gears is The Covenant

We really spent 20 years telling these terps they and their families would be safe, then just fucking left and made a MOVIE about that shitty bullshit underhanded move?

Put every single goddamn joint chief in front of congress and ask why this is a fictional tale

PhlubbaDubba ,

Honestly what gets me about evac failures and abandonments is the Berlin Airlift.

We had the logistics to mount a months long rescue operation that could get everyone fleeing out decades before these rushed withdrawals.

Everyone in Saigon and Kabul could have been gotten out, fuck we could have mounted a rolling evac bringing collaborators behind lines and transporting them in a trickle so that the last folks out are in a relatively empty air schedule. Expanding and contracting sphere, keep everyone who’s in it willingly behind the line so long as they willingly continue to move with it.

FordBeeblebrox ,

We go in get the resource then leave. Werner van Braun got a first class ticket to the US

Soldiers in the sandbox were playing COD on Xboxes in the hooch before going out to a real life version where people lived in bombed out huts, then promising if you work with us you’ll get a better life in America

The US military has many faults but logistics is not one. Every single terp and their cousin could be living in Milwaukee right now…but we fucking chose not to.

Pushing functional birds off a carrier deck to make room for people is the definition of Churchill’s quote. Americans will do the right thing after exhausting every other option.

Donebrach ,
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This presupposes that every single person working to make change in their home is willing to just up and leave at a moments notice (or years in advance, which kind of undermines the entire motive to want to effect change, again in their home)

PhlubbaDubba ,

I’d imagine all but the densest motherfuckers on the face of the earth would see that the force standing between them and summary execution at best is calling the retreat and realize the value of being alive somewhere else vs dying on the patch of dirt you happened to feel the most attached to at that moment.

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

the only country that’s legit happened to was Iraq

😂😂😂😂😂

mariusafa , in Allow me to rock your perceptions

Hey hey people… (If you know you know)

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