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Ioughttamow , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

did he gnash his teeth and bite the recess lady's breast?

boatsnhos931 , in Oh jeez

You better play dead homie, we make a lot of sequels

noxy , in unsee this
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I’ve definitely seen worse feet

riodoro1 ,

This. Any random picture on here with a foot in blurry background would make me almost puke. This ain’t too bad

TrickDacy , (edited ) in Oh jeez

So should we not make films that show how fucked up specific wars are?

I think it’s probably pretty rare that the military leaders who executed the war operations also make the movies about them…

Krono ,

It would be better to have war crimes trials to show how fucked up specific wars are.

Being able to make movies showcasing your past crimes is not a sign of a healthy society…

TrickDacy ,

Again, this is not the government typically making these movies. It’s artists which are horrified by war.

orcrist ,

Who is “we” and what are “our” goals? Those definitions will answer your question quickly enough.

All movies that glorify military violence should be treated cautiously even if the overall message is anti-war. Take Apocalypse Now. What will some people remember? The helicopters, Wagner, napalm in the morning. That’s not saying there’s no value in such movies, though.

TrickDacy ,

We: filmmakers

Their goals: shine a light on how fucked war is. I cannot actually remember watching a war movie that didn’t make me deeply saddened by the brutality. Apocalypse now is a perfect example.

db2 , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

Liberal corporate culture 🤯

CaptDust ,

How else would you explain those companies that put a rainbow on their logo for a few weeks every year?

xtr0n ,

How else would you explain those companies that put a rainbow on their logo for a few weeks every year?

Perforative rainbow washing? 95% of those companies still donate to GOP candidates that fight gay and trans rights every step of the way.

CaptDust ,

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  • xtr0n ,

    Oh. Doy. I completely missed that you were joking. Today is not my sharpest day.

    essell , in Oh jeez

    Originally a Frankie Boyle joke?

    Muscle_Meteor ,

    Yep, the wording here is slightly different (worse)

    Theme ,

    I was just checking the replies to see if someone beat me. Pretty sure I saw him say it on mock the week like 15 years ago

    T00l_shed , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

    Please tell me this is satire.

    ceenote ,

    Not only is it not, its not even the only product marketed this way. Off the top of my head I’ve heard of anti woke coffee, beer, phones, foods… I don’t remember what any of them are called because that’s not a good use of brain space.

    Gullible ,

    What’s woke coffee? Every coffee joint I can think of, diners and artisanal shops excluded, are the union bustingest, republican donatingest, fair weather friends in the world.

    LucasWaffyWaf ,

    Black Rifle coffee, I’m assuming. The American coffee with guns on the cans.

    blindbunny ,

    Kyle rittenhouse’s coffee of choice!

    Asidonhopo ,

    I actually bought a bag of their beans after they publically distanced themselves from him. It wasn’t bad I guess, nothing spectacular. Although I’m giving up coffee slowly, probably wont buy another bag.

    T00l_shed ,

    Caffienated coffee should be woke 😂

    CoffeeJunkie ,

    Starbucks goes pretty left. Shops generally speaking idk i think you’re right…now the roasters, the bean brokers, the plantations…I’ve seen bits of left ideology here & there. The main thing I care about is: can you make a good bean? Does it taste good? There was one bean out of Africa, had all this FairTrade feel-good stuff behind it. Tasted a cup of the brew & I’m like…pack it up, boys. This isn’t even good coffee. ¯(°_o)/¯

    Gullible ,

    Starbucks is the poster boy for saying one thing and doing another. Their marketing and damage control cost less than accepting employee demands.

    CoffeeJunkie ,

    Oh idk about all of that. I don’t go to Char bucks unless I have to. I do know this: holy shit they have some good benefits for their employees. I think they pay well for schooling, and I know for a fact a young man quit his job at a lumberyard to become a Starbucks barista. Why? Among other things, to get good healthcare for his entire fucking family. By being a Starbucks barista!

    …it doesn’t really make sense to me, either, but he did what he had to do & seemed generally happy with the arrangement.

    T00l_shed ,

    I knew it wasn’t. But I was holding out for the tiniest sliver of hope.

    usualsuspect191 ,

    anti woke coffee

    Decaf?

    MonkderVierte ,

    Extra slave labor.

    CoffeeJunkie ,

    Buh dum tssss

    niktemadur ,

    anti-woke coffee made by A.I. on the blockchain

    kryptonianCodeMonkey ,

    I’m gonna make some tooth brushes in two marginally different styles and sell one in rainbow and various LGBT flag patterns for the left and sell the other in camo, thin blue line flag and gun metal grey patterns for the right. Market the hell out of both of them based solely on being ideologically polarized to those each side hates. Milk everyone on both sides of their cash. And when they finally inevitably find out that they’re both produced by the same company, I’ll gamify it, posting weekly sales totals for each line and promising 20% of the profits at the end of the year get donated the a non-profit supported by the winning side. Let them fight each other by paying me. Also, no matter how overwhelming one side was actually winning, my posts would always indicate that it is a really close race, so that if just a few more people bought them, it might make a big difference.

    That’s all bullshit, I’d never do that because I’m not evil. But dozens of Libertarian sociopaths are taking notes right now.

    brbposting ,

    LOL monster

    profitable monster… the most cunning ones are

    Cryophilia ,

    I’d never do that because it sounds like a lot of work and you’d probably just get bought out or run out of business by Colgate or the other big companies.

    Facebones ,

    So, what happened is Harry’s Razors used to run ads on the Daily Wire, then pulled them because… They’re the daily wire, basically. The guy who owns the daily wire took it personally and launched Jeremy’s razors to stick it to em.

    Ilovethebomb ,

    It’s definitely satire, have a look at their ads. It’s just a giant pisstake.

    sunzu , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

    fake news... real men use safety razors.

    ReallyActuallyFrankenstein ,

    Alpha males wait until they develop rust for that real manly rugged shave.

    sunzu ,

    no pain, no gain

    EleventhHour ,
    @EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar
    GBU_28 ,

    Bluebird razor is liiiife

    sunzu ,

    This here is a man proper, ladies!

    EleventhHour ,
    @EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

    Ahem, gentlemen ;)

    sunzu ,

    Get it boys!!!!

    Skullgrid ,
    @Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

    Fellas, is it gay to shave? /s

    Comment105 ,

    It literally is. A good straight Christian man does not cut his beard.

    PP_BOY_ ,
    @PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

    ID on the bowl?

    EleventhHour ,
    @EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

    Mug and razor handle are both Edwin Jagger.

    BreadOven ,

    100 blades for $20, yes please.

    EleventhHour , (edited )
    @EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

    I spent $100 for 100 5-packs about 10 years ago, and I still have about 25 packs left. Although, I did go through long periods where I had a beard for a several years.

    BreadOven ,

    Sorry, I just made a quick exaggeration of the price. I just got 10 for about $15 a month or so ago. That was the only pack I could find at the drug store. The previous one was a 100 pack, but it was probably more than $20.

    Regardless, much better than the new 5-blade heads. They’re expensive.

    EleventhHour ,
    @EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

    Sorry, I edited a little typo there. But yeah, those cartridge blades are outrageously expensive. Safety blades are super duper cheap.

    Track_Shovel ,

    Those are solid. I found Voskhod razors E X T R E M E L Y consistent between blades and comparably as smooth as platinum, nacets, silver blue.

    I cut the shit out of my face with just about everything else I tried.

    If anyone reading this is new to shaving, I would recommend Gillette as a good starting point and then try other brands. Don’t get a variety pack, because you get a bunch of shit blades.

    I use Creamo shave cream and like it. It’s cheap as fuck, and nice and thick. You can control how thick with how much water you use. I found other creams get pretty watery pretty quickly

    EleventhHour ,
    @EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

    I like Proraso shave cream myself

    peopleproblems ,

    Every other form of shaving is torture.

    Like I really didn’t believe the hype until I got one. I was scared at first of nicking myself, but I haven’t done it once in the two years I’ve used it

    toomanypancakes ,
    @toomanypancakes@lemmy.world avatar

    I shave my vag with a safety razor because I’m alpha as fuck

    sunzu ,

    Go on!

    rand_alpha19 ,

    Yeah, I'm trying to get my wife to switch because she always complains about a less-than-smooth shave and ingrown hairs with "normal" razors, both legs and bush lol. I haven't shaved since like 2014 (I only use an electric trimmer), but if I did shave, it would be with a safety razor.

    andrew_bidlaw , in Oh jeez
    @andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

    On the other hand, it’s the safest and the most relateable way to bring it to the table.

    saltesc , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

    This is where a bunch of American Lemmintons get confused because they’ve misunderstood what liberalism is all along, thanks to their media telling them anti-woke conservatives are “libs”.

    JoYo , in Oh jeez
    @JoYo@lemmy.ml avatar

    And you’ll pay top dollar to watch it on opening weekend.

    Good4Nuthin , in jd vance

    romulan.

    NRay7882 ,

    I see a sexy fem-Riker. Or maybe it’s a catgirl.

    TunaCowboy , in jd vance

    Maybe he’s born with it, maybe it’s couch fucking.

    PP_BOY_ , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost
    @PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

    You need one (1) razor and that’s a Wolfman WR1 with Perma-Sharp Super blades. Everything else is cope

    EtherWhack ,
    @EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

    I prefer my Rockwell SS 6S with sharks

    ProIsh ,

    I prefer my sharks with lazer beams

    popekingjoe ,
    @popekingjoe@lemmy.world avatar

    All we have are sea bass.

    KnightontheSun ,

    Ill-tempered?

    popekingjoe ,
    @popekingjoe@lemmy.world avatar

    Oh yes very!

    PP_BOY_ ,
    @PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

    Sharks are good too but I can’t find them local anymore and I’ll be fucked to put a whole online order for a pack of blades

    CoffeeJunkie ,

    Nah it’s great, just eBay search for Shark double edge razor blades. There’s plenty for everyone!

    ruckblack ,

    That’s what I use too, with feathers

    minibyte ,

    I’m running an old Gillette with Super Max Platinum blades – they work well enough. I got a 500 pack on ebay for $20 so I guess I’m set for life.

    Hikermick ,

    I’ve been looking to eliminate disposable plastic razors but yikes those prices are steep! Are they permanently sharp or something? There is zero info on their website unless I’m missing something

    CaptDust ,

    It’s a fancy handle (admittedly, very fancy) for safety razor blades or double edge blades. The blades themselves are generic/interchangeable and a lot cheaper.

    PP_BOY_ ,
    @PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

    It was mainly a joke. Just thinking of the most expensive, esoteric, unattainable maker I could think of from back in my r/wetshaving days. Safety razors are the best way to shave, but just about anything will do great

    toomanypancakes ,
    @toomanypancakes@lemmy.world avatar

    For what it’s worth I’ve used the same merkur safety razor for around a decade with feather blades I only had to replace every several weeks when I had a coarse beard. I use the same on my legs now and it still works amazing. Best shave I’ve ever had, since my beard was too cowlicked to use a straight razor. They’re easy to use, give a closer shave than cartridge razors, and they’re way less irritating. You totally don’t have to spend $300 if you don’t want to.

    Hikermick ,

    Thank you

    Mnem667 ,

    Lol. I’ll stick with my Gillette Tech and Astra Stainless. Thanks for the thought though.

    zcd , in jd vance

    With eyes like that, this guy could fuck any couch he wanted

    Track_Shovel , (edited )

    I love that we are firing back with stupid shit like this. The right has gotten away with it for way too fucking long, and too many people have spent too much time answering every false accusation. About time fascist fuckweasels had to do the same.

    Maggoty ,

    Wait are you telling me he didn’t fuck a couch?

    Track_Shovel ,
    GladiusB ,
    @GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

    “five years” what happened 6 years ago?

    Track_Shovel ,

    Couch fifi

    Blackmist ,
    Maggoty ,

    Oh well there you go he definitely didn’t have sex with a couch. He says he didn’t do it so that’s all folks.

    BlitzoTheOisSilent ,

    The first thing my brain grabbed onto is the fact they specified that he hasn’t ever fucked a couch to completion. I’m not a lawyer, but have been told I’d be a good one, but that’s some straight up lawyer-speak right there. Why are you specifying that he hasn’t fucked a couch to completion? Does this mean he has fucked a couch, but he didn’t achieve orgasm?

    The next big one was “gieven” and the other misspelled word (I’m on mobile and can’t get the pic back up). Like, this is supposed to be an official statement from the Republican candidates for POTUS and VPOTUS? And you couldn’t have your aid spell check the word “given?” Like, you’re being accused of being sexually attracted to furniture as a VP candidate, and you can’t be bothered to spell check a 5-letter word?

    And what’s with the last bullet about jello and other stuff??? Like, are you trying to get ahead of wherever accusations of couch-fucking lead? My brain stopped at couch fucking, but with that last bullet, now I’m thinking he fucks/fucked jello and fruit and shit. Why would you even bring that up?

    If this is real, and I’m assuming it is, just… Wow.

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