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HandwovenConsensus , in Allow me to rock your perceptions

Forget Sandy Loam. I want to know more about this “silly clay.”

Cort ,

Oh it’s the perfect substrate for growing laughing grass.

Sam_Bass , in jd vance

He’d fit right nice as the block bitch

Floshie , in ong why did no one tell me about this 😤

kinda knew about that on the surface, but I never dove deeper. Watch Kurzgesagt’s video on solitude, it references them and is really interesting (also made me cry but shhhh)

Nuke_the_whales , in jd vance

What do you think he labels himself as on his Grindr profile, bear? Sloppy otter?

andrew_bidlaw , in Shiny and chrome
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I’d shit bricks if I ever see it on the road, in a mirror.

xx3rawr ,

shit bricks

Oh fuck, that phrase brought me back to the late 2000s

andrew_bidlaw ,
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I hope your ass has recovered since then. Thoughts and prayers 🙏🙏🙏

daltotron , in Oh jeez

america, home of the crybully industrial complex

BitchPeas , in Allow me to rock your perceptions

I keep a little dirt under my pillow after digging 35 feet down.

taiyang , in jd vance

I kind of hate that he and I share the same long eyelash gene. It’s not a choice to have such long, luscious and beautiful eyes!

At least I still have fucked significantly less couches though.

ikidd ,
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I, too, have long eyelashes that women covet, and have only fucked like 6 couches, max.

dharmacurious ,

I also have gorgeous eyelashes. And I’ve never fucked a couch! It would’ve made the vacuum jealous.

Napain OP ,

nice flex haha

bruhduh , in Election Brownie
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He WHAT?

brbposting , in I always order Popular Problem.

Some (if not a lot) of the original menu must’ve been misspelled, right?

rishado , (edited )

No, I speak Arabic and it’s not so much misspelling as like, lack of sufficient punctuation. Then that is directly thrown into a translator. I’ll use the word مشكل as an example and try to explain why the menu says ‘Tuna is a problem’. As letters, from right to left, they are l:

m - م (the first letter on the right)

sh - ش

k - ك

L - ل (last letter on the left)

I know those standalone letters look different but that’s how they are when they’re not conjoined to other letters.

Anyway the problem is that that word can be read multiple ways because a lot of the vowels in Arabic come from small modifiers that no one can be bothered to type out because we know how to infer the pronunciations in context. So let’s get into the conflation of the word here. Without any vowels, theoretically the word can be read as mshkl. One way to read the word مشكل can be MuSHaKKal, and with the modifiers it would look like so:

مُشَكْل

It’s not easy to see but the first 3 letters have modifiers that make them be pronounced as ‘Mu’, ‘Sha’, ‘K~’, ‘Al’. Pronouncing the word this way means ‘mixed’ i.e. the dish being served is Mixed Tuna AKA Tuna salad.

Now without the modifiers the word can be read as: مشكِل

Now theres no modifier on the second letter so it kind of just blends into the first, becoming pronounced as ‘Mush’, ‘Kill’, or ‘mash’, ‘kal’. This word literally translates to ‘problem’. And if you just put a noun before problem, it makes sense grammatically to infer that the noun is the problem. Ergo,

“Tuna is a problem”. Also known as Tuna salad.

Weirstone ,

Very informative. Thank you for being here!

rishado ,

Glad to be! Got that “why bother no one’s gonna read this anyway” feeling halfway through the comment but then remembered I wasn’t on reddit anymore

stelelor ,

I’m late to the thread but I just wanted to say THANK YOU for taking the time to write it all up! You’ve helped me understand a few things about abjads, which makes the original post even more hilarious.

rishado ,

Thank you for reading and enjoying! Yeah the great thing is that most of the ridiculous things in that menu have similar explanations, some are complete nonsense though

TheReturnOfPEB , (edited ) in Oh jeez

and then they retire there.

superkret , in Fixed¡

you’ll have no one to share the journey with, you’re completely fucked if you twist an ankle, you have to carry everything you need yourself, and when you arrive you’ll be all alone.

Pat yourself on the back for having done the “right” thing (by whom?)

Nikls94 , in Fixed¡

.Ɉi Ɉɘϱ Ɉnob I

philycheeze ,

This is genuinely fucked up and you should be ashamed of yourself.

HootinNHollerin , in Shiny and chrome

Twisted Murphy

Brickardo , in Good news everyone

This was a pizza hut! Now it’s a peaceful pizza hut!

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