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Sam_Bass , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

I still use single and twin blades. 3 and up are just sales gimmicks.

KnightontheSun ,

I don’t know…the commercial with the cartoon showing sixteen blades are needed for that baby smooth face seemed pretty convincing.

Sam_Bass ,

Well, buy what you think works best for you is all i can say. Anything more than a twin blade is just a waste of time to me as i can get baby smooth with a single properly weilded

KnightontheSun ,

T’was a joke. I haven’t shaved with a razor for a few years. Just knock em down with an electric trimmer. I then keep buzzing all around my head. I don’t have time for hair anymore. 😬

I do think I own the five-blade versions from Costco. They’ve lasted for a long time since I hate using a razor in the first place. My father used the single edge safety razor. Wish I’d thought to ask for it when he passed. I would try using it.

ICastFist ,
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intensely_human ,

I only use single blades. All other arrangements are designed to fail by being gunked up with trapped hair.

I use single blade disposable bics and have no complaints.

Sam_Bass ,

My twin does that too a bit more than the single. So i keep a couple inches of water in the sink to swish them out for continued use. Hasnt failed me yet

intensely_human ,

The 2+ blade setups wouldn’t have to. But they are designed such that the blade spacing matches the thickness of a whisker, ensuring they catch hair. Space those blades out another millimeter, and the problem goes away.

I use one bic for about a year. So about once a decade, I spend $5 on razors

chiliedogg ,

I’ve always found the Mach 3 to be the best shave, but I think it had more to do with the open back that keeps it from getting clogged than is does with the third blade.

HornedMeatBeast ,
@HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world avatar

When the Mach 3 launched, the women in my family were taking the mens’ razors and saying how crappie their own women’s razors were. The Mach 3 was a big hit.

I still use it myself. I shave my head and the 3 blades is much easier to clean out. I do use a safety razor on my head first to do most of the work because the blades are dirt cheap. About £11 for 100 and they are made by Gillette as well. I bought these blades years ago and still got about 15 left.

I use the Mach 3 to go over again to catch any hair I may have missed. I use it on my neck as well. Those multi-blades are a gimmick and I swear it’s to drive up prices.

I also use shaving oil instead of gel or cream. A single bottle lasts me months, a big saving there as well.

PsychedSy ,

Does Gillette still send razors to men randomly on their 18th bday?

HornedMeatBeast ,
@HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world avatar

First I’ve heard of it.

But then again I grew up in South Africa, I doubt Gillette would send us anything for free.

It is a smart way to get young men hooked on their product so that they never try the competition. The blades I use are Astra which are made by the same company making Gillette blades, Procter & Gamble.

Hell, I actually did some work at their factory in Berlin many years ago and they were very specific about their name, it was drilled into me to use ‘&’ and not ‘and’.

NABDad , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

Good thing I’m not a conservative so I don’t have to shave with that piece of crap.

DE for me!

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Didn’t even notice that it’s a SE handle lol. What, they not man enough to handle a real man’s razor?

(This is a joke. Shave with whatever the hell you want as long as you’re not creating a shit ton of plastic)

azvasKvklenko , in Setting some boundaries

Tak jak pan Jezus powiedział

taiyang , in jd vance

I kind of hate that he and I share the same long eyelash gene. It’s not a choice to have such long, luscious and beautiful eyes!

At least I still have fucked significantly less couches though.

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

I, too, have long eyelashes that women covet, and have only fucked like 6 couches, max.

dharmacurious ,

I also have gorgeous eyelashes. And I’ve never fucked a couch! It would’ve made the vacuum jealous.

Napain OP ,

nice flex haha

PP_BOY_ , in Brat summer is dead RIP
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

It was always Diamond Jubilee Year anyway

distantsounds ,

couldn’t agree more

blackbrook , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

Finally, a razor that’s specialized for shaving assholes!

mysticpickle ,

Jesus fuck that’s some 3rd degree burn 😂

1995ToyotaCorolla ,
@1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world avatar

Almost as bad as the burn you’ll get from their razors

HootinNHollerin ,

Jeremy’s Rectal Razors

Sam_Bass , in unsee this

Damn and i thought my toes were splayed

Rolando , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost
Ep1cFac3pa1m OP ,
@Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not a razor.

THIS is a razor.

BreadOven ,

You call that a spoon?

This is a spoon! 🥄

h0rnman ,

I see you’ve played knifey-spooney before…

BreadOven ,
Ilovethebomb ,

What’s funny about that scene, is he hides his actual razor and starts shaving with the blade when he has an audience.

Rolando ,

And that’s why he’s not toxic. He may be a bit of a trickster, but he lets the movie audience in on the joke.

Ilovethebomb ,

Crocodile Dundee was legitimately a brilliant character, the total lack of ego was a brilliant aspect of that.

MajinBlayze , in Let’s go rustle some jimmies!

Consider my jimmies rustled

MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown , in jd vance

Maybe it’s Art Van

Ioughttamow , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

did he gnash his teeth and bite the recess lady's breast?

boatsnhos931 , in Oh jeez

You better play dead homie, we make a lot of sequels

noxy , in unsee this
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I’ve definitely seen worse feet

riodoro1 ,

This. Any random picture on here with a foot in blurry background would make me almost puke. This ain’t too bad

TrickDacy , (edited ) in Oh jeez

So should we not make films that show how fucked up specific wars are?

I think it’s probably pretty rare that the military leaders who executed the war operations also make the movies about them…

Krono ,

It would be better to have war crimes trials to show how fucked up specific wars are.

Being able to make movies showcasing your past crimes is not a sign of a healthy society…

TrickDacy ,

Again, this is not the government typically making these movies. It’s artists which are horrified by war.

orcrist ,

Who is “we” and what are “our” goals? Those definitions will answer your question quickly enough.

All movies that glorify military violence should be treated cautiously even if the overall message is anti-war. Take Apocalypse Now. What will some people remember? The helicopters, Wagner, napalm in the morning. That’s not saying there’s no value in such movies, though.

TrickDacy ,

We: filmmakers

Their goals: shine a light on how fucked war is. I cannot actually remember watching a war movie that didn’t make me deeply saddened by the brutality. Apocalypse now is a perfect example.

db2 , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

Liberal corporate culture 🤯

CaptDust ,

How else would you explain those companies that put a rainbow on their logo for a few weeks every year?

xtr0n ,

How else would you explain those companies that put a rainbow on their logo for a few weeks every year?

Perforative rainbow washing? 95% of those companies still donate to GOP candidates that fight gay and trans rights every step of the way.

CaptDust ,

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  • xtr0n ,

    Oh. Doy. I completely missed that you were joking. Today is not my sharpest day.

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