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Loduz_247 , in Happened to me twice

It will soon be an Olympic sport

themeatbridge , in Good point

Remember that Beyonce song about the guy who cheated on her, but it’s cool because she wasn’t that into him and the other guy she’s been seeing is on his way over to replace him?

Sometimes everybody sucks at being in a relationship.

SurfinBird , in Twitter

Can we call it Twix

helpImTrappedOnline ,

No, thats a candy bar. Love it or hate it, there’s no need drag a candy bar’s name into this shit.

kokesh , in Twitter
@kokesh@lemmy.world avatar

Twitter twitter twitter, you asshole

key , in I love going shopping and getting my favorite snacksss 🥰🍬🤤

Use the glue sticks to make a mega chex!

CaptDust , in Twitter

I’m still pushing Xitter, pronounced with the “shee” sound

JoMiran ,
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Gonzako , in I'll get right on that

another thing, don’t append everything with “It’s very urgent we need it fixed now” because you’ll get put in the not listen to list

Forester OP ,
@Forester@yiffit.net avatar

Urgently do the needful

Forester OP ,
@Forester@yiffit.net avatar

Since you did not yet make a reply to me, I’m going to reply to this chain to prompt you to reply quicker. Please do the needful urgently

Forester OP ,
@Forester@yiffit.net avatar

HELP!!¡!!!¡!!! ME!!!

thermal_shock ,

have one user that every subject is help, sequels get ! appended.

Forester OP ,
@Forester@yiffit.net avatar

I just merge the tickets

lugal , in Twitter

What about his child? The one with the name that qualifies as a good password?

expatriado , in Twitter

don’t worry, i don’t mention either name

Lost_My_Mind , in Twitter

Hey, good news, Elon. Most of us have gone from calling it “twitter” to calling it “that facist shithole that used to be twitter”.

Good job wasting 43 BILLION dollars only to see it’s traffic literally cut in half, you micro-penised shitstain on society. You will not be remembered as the genius your group of ass kissers tell you you are. You’ll be remembered as being dumber than a one brain celled orange tabby.

Hobbes_Dent ,

And it’s now less than one year salary because greed.

Sanctus , in what a strange timeline we live in
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

I’m on Skibidi Toilet 41 and honestly. I’ll watch a movie about it.

TropicalDingdong , in Twitter

I still don’t use twitter

MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown , in I love going shopping and getting my favorite snacksss 🥰🍬🤤

Where’s the crayons?

makingStuffForFun , in Twitter
@makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml avatar

What is deadnaming?

subignition ,
@subignition@fedia.io avatar

Intentionally using the former name ("dead name") of a (typically trans) person with the intent to cause harm

makingStuffForFun ,
@makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml avatar

That is incredibly niche. I’m sure 99.999% of the population would not know what that is, were it happening to them.

I mean, how many names of dead trans people would the general person on the street know?

Samvega ,

That is incredibly niche.

No, that’s you thinking you’re funny when you troll so poorly.

I’m sure 99.999% of the population

Are more amusing than you.

Lumelore ,
@Lumelore@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It’s not specifically of dead trans people, they meant of all trans people. The term deadname typically refers to the birth name of a trans person that they no longer use.

ieatpillowtags ,

Yeah he’s not asking that question in good faith.

Lumelore ,
@Lumelore@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Oh… I’m not very good at determining if people are, so I tend to treat everyone like they are asking in good faith. Maybe at least someone else will see my comment and find it useful I hope.

Catoblepas ,

Let’s say you knew someone named Bob, who later came out as a trans woman named Sue. If you insisted on calling her Bob instead of Sue, that would be deadnaming.

NeatNit ,

When saying the name of a trans person, it’s when you use their previous name from before their transition. E.g. saying Ellen Page instead of Elliot Page.

Presumably it can also mean just calling someone by their previous name that they prefer to leave behind, even if not trans.

I have no idea who Musk’s child is and no desire to look it up.

marcos ,

He (or she, I really don’t remember) became famous from receiving a really bad name.

NeatNit ,

yeah I was thinking, is it the one with a random sequence of letters, digits and maybe even symbols that I vaguely remember existed at one point? But I still do not care.

skulblaka ,
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Different child, I think. Vivian Wilson is Musk’s trans child who has disowned him. She’s 20 now. I don’t know what her birth name was but “X AE A-XII” was the one born in 2020 that was all over the news for having an absolutely insane name.

Though most of the rest of his kids names aren’t much better. “Techno Mechanicus Musk” is in that list, as is “Exa Dark Sideræl Musk”. He has 11 children and counting, and their names have gotten increasingly more unhinged as time goes on. So for all I know Vivian did have some insane name that she abandoned.

Anyway, she changed her last name and disowned her father when she came out as trans and he responded by posting all over Twitter that she had been, and I quote, “killed by the woke mind virus”. As in he literally told the world his child was dead, rather than publicly accept his daughter as the person she is.

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in Twitter

He looks high as giraffe pussy in that picture.

Lost_My_Mind ,

…ya know, I’m 40 years old, and up until this point in my life I’ve never once considered what a giraffe pussy looks like…and my brain isn’t capable of doing so. Maybe that’s a good thing.

SpaceNoodle ,

They got a zoo in your town?

popekingjoe ,
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I don’t think I like where this is going…

SpaceNoodle ,

… To the zoo?

popekingjoe ,
@popekingjoe@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah it’s way too hot for a zoo trip. 🫠

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S ,
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Ask and you shall receive:

NSFW, but not pornographicClick here for a non-sexualized video of the birth of a baby giraffe. It’s pretty high!

thermal_shock ,

black lips to match the tongue

Banichan ,
@Banichan@dormi.zone avatar

Joe Rogan, is that you?

itsgroundhogdayagain ,

The bottom eyelids are a dead giveaway

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