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Etterra , in Hors d'oeuvres

I hate you and everything you stand for.

DandomRude , in Watching videos of people screaming "shooter on the roof" at law enforcement
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The NRA and the like will probably use this again as an opportunity to demand even more and even bigger weapons for the police, the Secret Service and everyone else. Not that it will do any good, but they’ll try anyway, I suppose.

Zron ,

You see, the problem wasn’t that the agents didn’t follow through on tips from the public, or have a marksman on the highest available rooftop for surveillance and counter sniping. No, the issue was that the agents could not simply shoot through the building to get the shooter.

That’s why they need recoiless rifles for the agents

DandomRude ,
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Yup, would have been easy to just nuke the guy as well.

rowanthorpe ,
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But… but he’s not a hurricane… I guess they could fix him up with horse tranquilliser and bleach afterwards though. (adding a /s here for the terminally oblivious)

sunzu ,

One day hopefully, we get another Kyle Rittenhouse type in there to kick off the party, and they will shoot each other.

One of the few times where the problem could be the solution...

zarathustrad ,

Why not arm everyone in the crown. Good guy with a gun and all. Or, just call it democracy via bullet, that’s what they want anyway. Just let the mob shoot it out at every rally.

HawlSera ,

The RNC responded to this by banning Tennis Balls, but saying guns are okay. I’m not joking.

DandomRude ,
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Damn, you are indeed not joking. I had to double-check because it’s so ridiculous.

Etterra , in Or meet and cheese

I wonder what fantasy land the writer of this meme lives in. I honestly want to know, I’d like to go visit.

TrickDacy , in Watching videos of people screaming "shooter on the roof" at law enforcement

Uvalde police department wasn’t meant to prevent shootings. (Or deal with ongoing ones either, in their opinion)

sunzu ,

Yeah, but local police never blinks an eye to kill random person, esp non white, if they feel "scared"

I guess they did not feel "scared" enough here?

hmm, i wonder why...

TrickDacy ,

It’s a mystery!

Black616Angel ,

Also noone can know how many people didn’t even try to shoot trump or any (former) president for that matter, because the Secret Service was there with them.

PenisWenisGenius , in Ive bought two

I bought one of these when they first came out and they’re a piece of shit. It stopped working just a little bit after the warranty expired.

Pandantic , (edited ) in Watching videos of people screaming "shooter on the roof" at law enforcement
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The best part is there was a police officer who climbed the roof and saw the shooter, who threatened him with the gun, so he turned around. Trump got shot because of scaredy-cop.

Edit: The cop possibly made him rush his shot and miss according to source (below). Thanks Blanketswithsmallpox. Apparently when I make a claim that is on a news site, I should put the link or get downvoted. 🤷

Sc00ter ,

Is this real? I hadn’t heard that part yet

blanketswithsmallpox ,

Tis. I provided sauce from AP News on reddit.

MrShankles ,

Any source for that?

Bombastic ,

My cousin dreamt it

blanketswithsmallpox ,

I sauced.

Pandantic ,
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blanketswithsmallpox ,

reddit.com/…/local_police_officer_encountered_sho…

Sauce is AP News. Police officer likely saved Trump’s life by making gunman rush for his shots.

The one time I wish they were pussies and they can’t even get that right.

Pandantic , (edited )
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~~Non-Reddit linked sauce: apnews.com/…/election-biden-trump-campaign-update…

Edit: Jk it won’t work. Edit: here’s the text:

Local police officer encountered shooter before he fired towards Trump, AP sources say

BY COLLEEN LONG Share Not long before shots rang out, rally goers noticed a man climbing to the top of a roof of a nearby building and warned local law enforcement, according to two law enforcement officials.

One officer climbed to the roof and encountered Crooks, who pointed his rifle at the officer. The officer retreated down the ladder and Crooks quickly took a shot toward former President Donald Trump, and that’s when the U.S. Secret Service counter snipers shot him, said the officials who spoke to The Associated Press on condition of anonymity to discuss an ongoing investigation.

LordSinguloth ,

Fake lmao why lie

blanketswithsmallpox ,

I sauced Lordsinguloth.

Pandantic ,
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blanketswithsmallpox ,

reddit.com/…/local_police_officer_encountered_sho…

Sauce is AP News. Police officer likely saved Trump’s life by making gunman rush for his shots.

The one time I wish they were pussies and they can’t even get that right.

slaacaa ,

Trump was incredibly lucky. Shooter guy was also lucky and fairly skilled, but mostly exploited the incompetence or the security. Few cm-s to the right and he would have made history. Though I as an EU citizen would have preferred if he just stayed home. If Trump died, there would already be a civil war, and now he’ll “just” win the election, which is also not great regarding the future support of Ukraine and security of Europe.

psycho_driver ,

I don’t think this is going to make the election play out much differently. Trumps crazies were already going to turn out. I’m still going to turn out.

afraid_of_zombies ,

No luck about it. Luck is for people who don’t plan.

w2tpmf ,

Shooter guy was … fairly skilled

Lol, not really. Hitting a bullseye on an 8 inch target is stupid easy at that distance with a rifle.

Either his sight was not properly set, or he was not very good with it. Or maybe both.

Who knows. Glad he sucked. It’s just a shame his missed shots hit people.

blanketswithsmallpox ,

Glad to help. And yeah, remember that Lemmy has far fewer checks and balances on manipulation than reddit does. Providing sauce during current world events is just good etiquette.

Pandantic ,
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Thanks for holding me accountable for being a good lemmy/fediverse netizen. 😊

buddascrayon , in Watching videos of people screaming "shooter on the roof" at law enforcement

Secret service ignored him cause he was supposed to be there. The false flag operation was already set in motion.

UnderpantsWeevil ,
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On a more serious note, he had minutes between being spotted and taking his shot.

The Uvalde shooter had hours.

The fact that he was a right-wing YouTuber does raise some big red flags, though.

Woht24 ,

Especially after he started yelling ‘like and subscribe’ from the rooftop

HawlSera ,

The Secret Service doesn’t let Presidents mug for the camera if a REAL threat is present.

Steamymoomilk , in Hors d'oeuvres

💀💀💀💀💀

tomkatt , in And they don't fold well either

Get a quality bamboo pillow with crushed memory foam filling. You can control how much fill goes into the pillow, and if you change your mind you can always add or remove some of the fill.

DontRedditMyLemmy , in Watching videos of people screaming "shooter on the roof" at law enforcement

I don’t like the extrapolation that Trump is the analog of innocent school children.

synae ,
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psycho_driver ,

And his parents shipped him away to some far off school for being such a little prick.

UnderpantsWeevil ,
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Most kids are pricks at one point or another. The trick is to grow out of it.

samus12345 ,
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Innocent school children.

synae ,
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Well spotted, I stand corrected

w2tpmf ,

I don’t like the extrapolation that the person that was killed wasn’t an innocent victim because they were at a Trump rally.

littletranspunk , in Trump Airpods

That teleprompter glass do be loud

davepleasebehave , in Or meet and cheese

Ha! not if I’m vegan!

RootBeerGuy ,
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Enjoy your piece of wood!

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

That wood was alive too you cruel bastard.

RootBeerGuy ,
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Enjoy your work and bills!

davepleasebehave ,

lovely board of wood.

aniki ,

Enjoy your bowel cancer and early death!

jaybone ,

Adulthood isn’t always being a dick and cheese.

Enkers ,

Could I interest you in bruschetta, and hummus and veggies instead?

Skua ,

God damn do I love a good bruschetta

Skua ,

Nice bread, some houmous and balsamic to dip it in (separately, of course), marinated olives and artichoke hearts, grilled courgette and tomatoes

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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Don’t forget the weird cheese made from rice which, while it tastes a little funny, reminds you of the hearth around which your forefathers sat.

thorbot ,

And some nice salted balls I mean balls I mean balls I mean nuts

jaybone ,

You have a good sense of houmous.

thorbot ,

I broke my arm in grade school and it has a kink in it now, everyone tells me it’s humerus

jaybone ,

They should tell you it’s kinky.

That would be humorous.

jaybone ,

How do you marinate an olive?

commie ,

garlic, capers, olive oil, a squeeze of lemon, basil, oregano, some giardiniera, pepperocini and a couple pickled onions.

i recommend mostly “black” olives with a few green ones for the salt and a bit more color.

Skua ,

Green ones with garlic and lemon juice are top notch though

commie ,

do you have a muffaletta recipe?

Skua ,

I do not, unfortunately. I had actually never heard of that sandwich before but it looks really good. I am vegetarian, though, so it'll have to stay just looking good for me

MrJameGumb ,
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I’ve never seen anyone spell hummus like that lol! Apparently that’s how they spell it in the UK?

Skua ,

I am in the UK so that would make sense. Going solely off of wikipedia's page on the romanisation of Arabic, I'd hazard a guess that the UK spelling came via French

Klear ,

I never realised that it’s not from latin, but apparently the words hummus and humus have nothing to do with each other.

FelixCress ,

How do you know someone is a vegan?

They will tell you.

match ,
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the one joke

aniki ,

How can you tell someone is a brainless gout ridden carnist? They retell the same tired old joke over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.

jaybone ,

So carnist is a thing now?

wizardbeard ,

I would assume only for vegans who are committed to being elitist about it.

nomous ,

You seem pretty upset, you’re not yourself when you’re hangry. Need a sandwich?

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Not shitting on other’s people’s life choices is cool.

Even if they are being kind of a dick about it.

bricklove , in And they don't fold well either

Reading the comments is making me feel like a psychopath. I guess I’m the only one who occasionally uses no pillows because one can be too much for me

Psythik ,

Yeah you’re definitely a psychopath. My neck would be absolutely killing me without a pillow.

saigot ,

Are you a back sleeper or someone who sleeps on their arm? If I get in my side sleeping position without a pillow my ear isn’t even touching the ground.

bricklove ,

I usually sleep on my back but if I sleep on my side I always use a pillow. I have a pretty big head so if I’m lying flat with no pillow my neck is straight and not bending backwards

MadBob ,

But you must rest your head somehow if you lie on your side? Or are your shoulders 1cm broad?

Drusas ,

I sometimes prefer not to have any pillow when I'm sleeping on my stomach.

UndercoverUlrikHD ,

I think I sleep more often with a pillow on top of my head or hip than actually using the pillow as intended. If you need head/neck support, the comforter is better suited for the job as you can fold it to the right shape.

FrostyCaveman , in Moon caves.

I should call him

bruhduh , in Moon caves.
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