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jimmydoreisalefty , in I'm generous like that
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Thanks for sparing our hearts!

<3

SternburgExport , in I pinky promise I'm not a demon that was summoned during an unfortunate ritual

Even better when it doesn‘t proof jackshit. Lost my ID and needed a new one so I went to my city with my birth certificate asking for a new one. And they really said that wasn‘t enough and they needed confirmation from the city I got the ID originally from that it was actually me.

Well why did I need to bring it in the first place then? Glad it took them only six months to get me a new ID as well. Fucking german bureaucracy.

volvoxvsmarla ,

Fucking german bureaucracy.

We moved to Leipzig from Munich in November. Our marriage certificate that has already been vetted and approved in Munich years ago is still not approved here. We still aren’t legally married in Saxony.

We finally got a reply that we needed an appointment in June, but there were no appointments. After checking daily for weeks we now have an appointment at the end of August.

SternburgExport ,

Interesting to see that it ain’t any better 30km from here…

volvoxvsmarla ,

Are you from Halle?

SternburgExport ,

yes, moved here almost 2 years ago

BroBot9000 , in poni
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SpongeBob

MacNCheezus , in Hors d'oeuvres
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You know it’s a shitpost because the asparagus isn’t even cooked.

tfw_no_toiletpaper ,

Mhh crumchy

Im_old , in poni

Scavenger reign

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling , in poni
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Donnie Darko. The man’s best friend is a giant bunny.

Apytele , in *doing my best google impression* Did you mean: turn it up?

You joke but music memory is literally the last thing to go. In fact, if you ever want to help the nurses care for your relative with dementia, make 2 playlists / mixtapes of their favorite songs. One Playlist of calming songs for them to sleep to and to listen to when they’re upset, and one Playlist of exciting songs for when the physical therapist needs to get them up and active!

MeatPilot , (edited )
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My gran grans favorite “get up and go” songs.

  • My Neck, My Back (Lick It)
  • Magic Stick
  • Put It In Your Mouth
  • Look Back At Me
  • Deepthroat
  • Pussy Monster
  • Anaconda
IndiBrony ,
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Is your gran single?

MeatPilot ,
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Pop pop did pass away. Heart attack in bed.

TheBat ,
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Is he the reason why ‘when you nut but she still keeps sucking’ meme exists?

Apytele ,

Again, you joke, but do you know how hard it is to control STDs in a building full of women with dead husbands who can’t get pregnant?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

I mean, if your husband is dead, it’s kind of assumed that he can’t get pregnant.

Willy ,

You joke, but do you have any idea how hard I’ve tried?

GluWu ,

I want to get a tatoo that says “Things to play if I have brain damage” or something, then put bands and genres that hit core memories.

JoShmoe ,

This is my new objective today.

ProvableGecko ,

Get a qr code to a Spotify playlist. This way you won’t have to get laser removal when you want to change a song

NateSwift ,

Better yet just encode the list of songs in the qr code. No need to depend on SaaS

NikkiDimes , (edited )

Better yet, get a qr code to your own domain that forwards to your spotify playlist so you can change the entire qr code to something else in the future should you want to

Edit: Hell, I might actually do this lol.

trolololol ,

Who’s going to maintain the domain while you’re in coma? Also how do you know the price for playlists 5 years from now, it could be more expensive than a car!

NikkiDimes ,

🤨

SpaceNoodle ,

My wife still struggles with language and memory after her strokes from several years back, but every now and then she’ll break into song with a perfect tune from even as far back as her childhood.

NikkiDimes ,

Please stop, that’s beautiful. Best of luck to you and your wife ❤️🥺

GTG3000 ,

“speak-singing” is a thing some people do to work around language issues, apparently it’s an entirely different part of the brain.

grrgyle ,

So that’s gonna be whirling-in-rags (evening) and Mute City (Kyaku remix), respectively, for me.

HappyFrog , in Never give up

I don’t argue to make them change their mind, I argue to make them angry >:)

GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

So you’re a troll?

HappyFrog ,

Haven’t thought about it like that, but I guess you’re right. Though, I can comfort myself in thinking I only “troll” bad people.

Xeroxchasechase , in I'm just gonna stick to slotted, thanks

Plus what?!

HootinNHollerin ,

Torx++

Not to be confused with Torx#

mikezane , in I'm just gonna stick to slotted, thanks

Robinson aka the square head is by far the superior choice.

renzev OP ,

I’m not canadian, so I don’t have a lot of experience with robertson. But from the limited experience that I do have, I would rate it 10/10.

What would you recommend for smaller screws (e.g. for electronics)? As far as I know, there aren’t smaller sizes of robertson like there are with torx?

brap ,

Pozidrive has real nice engagement and doesn’t cam out like Phillips does. And JIS drivers do a better job in Phillips than Phillips ones do.

HakFoo ,

After wrecking some JIS screws on a vintage reciever, I bought a nice Vessel-brand JIS driver set, and use it for all my crosshead needs.

casmael ,

Pozidriv reliably makes me projectile vomit ☹️

Noel_Skum ,

I’ve driven tens of thousands of pozidrive 2/3 screws into timber with an impact driver. For whatever reason my experience is the diametric opposite of yours. Big up the Pozidrive massive.

casmael ,

I absolutely love the amount of strong opinions on screw heads 🙏

Noel_Skum ,

Me too. Nice to see the passion of the construction industry ( and the weekend warriors too)

Thorny_Insight ,

It’s probably because of the impact driver. The bit seats back into the bottom of the slot between every impact. This doesn’t happen with normal drivers.

Noel_Skum ,

People (try to) use a drill driver as opposed to an impact driver? Wow. I now understand why they could have a grim experience… thanks.

Thorny_Insight ,

Philips doesn’t cam out that easily either. Most people just don’t realize there’s three common sizes.

hydrospanner ,

Philips doesn’t cam out that easily either.

I mean…that’s an inherently subjective statement.

But more objectively, regardless of how easily, it’s still the worst of the available options.

RubberElectrons , (edited )
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Yeah but JIS for screws/bolts has been abandoned by the Japanese govt as of… 2005?

My JIS screwdrivers are fantastic, not easy to torque out on a regular Phillips screw. Stick with the “vessel” brand.

E: I can’t find anything more than discussion about it, nothing official. Sorry for the wrong info, looks like JIS screws are still alive.

brap ,

I did not know that, but yes to Vessel!

RubberElectrons ,
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I think I was wrong, see edit. Carry on!

BigDanishGuy ,

LOL sure, good one… Only time that square abomination is the answer is if the question is “what do you get if you put a toddler in charge of designing a poor knockoff unbrako head?”

TEAM TORX REPRESENT!

renzev OP ,

Things are getting heated in the screw fandom

FauxPseudo ,
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As a person that changes out a lot of electrical outlets and switches I have to agree.

Agrivar ,

Found the Canadian.

user1234 ,

*Robertson

HootinNHollerin , (edited )

Its flaw is that you can only get to it in 90deg increments. When the screw is in a hard to reach place that will drive you crazy

Etterra , in I pinky promise I'm not a demon that was summoned during an unfortunate ritual

It’s just proof that you were born here. The government may be assholes, but they’re not philosophers.

Etterra , in Hors d'oeuvres

I hate you and everything you stand for.

DandomRude , in Watching videos of people screaming "shooter on the roof" at law enforcement
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The NRA and the like will probably use this again as an opportunity to demand even more and even bigger weapons for the police, the Secret Service and everyone else. Not that it will do any good, but they’ll try anyway, I suppose.

Zron ,

You see, the problem wasn’t that the agents didn’t follow through on tips from the public, or have a marksman on the highest available rooftop for surveillance and counter sniping. No, the issue was that the agents could not simply shoot through the building to get the shooter.

That’s why they need recoiless rifles for the agents

DandomRude ,
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Yup, would have been easy to just nuke the guy as well.

rowanthorpe ,
@rowanthorpe@lemmy.ml avatar

But… but he’s not a hurricane… I guess they could fix him up with horse tranquilliser and bleach afterwards though. (adding a /s here for the terminally oblivious)

sunzu ,

One day hopefully, we get another Kyle Rittenhouse type in there to kick off the party, and they will shoot each other.

One of the few times where the problem could be the solution...

zarathustrad ,

Why not arm everyone in the crown. Good guy with a gun and all. Or, just call it democracy via bullet, that’s what they want anyway. Just let the mob shoot it out at every rally.

HawlSera ,

The RNC responded to this by banning Tennis Balls, but saying guns are okay. I’m not joking.

DandomRude ,
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Damn, you are indeed not joking. I had to double-check because it’s so ridiculous.

Etterra , in Or meet and cheese

I wonder what fantasy land the writer of this meme lives in. I honestly want to know, I’d like to go visit.

TrickDacy , in Watching videos of people screaming "shooter on the roof" at law enforcement

Uvalde police department wasn’t meant to prevent shootings. (Or deal with ongoing ones either, in their opinion)

sunzu ,

Yeah, but local police never blinks an eye to kill random person, esp non white, if they feel "scared"

I guess they did not feel "scared" enough here?

hmm, i wonder why...

TrickDacy ,

It’s a mystery!

Black616Angel ,

Also noone can know how many people didn’t even try to shoot trump or any (former) president for that matter, because the Secret Service was there with them.

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