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cyborganism ,

Probably pay for whatever activity I can afford with 15$ to spend time with my partner. Love her to bits and enjoy every minute I spend with her.

Num10ck ,

board game, with sexy stakes

thesushicat ,

I sat here and thought about it, and I truly think I’d go to the dollar store, buy a few cheap water guns, and have a water fight with my sisters and their kids. Remember how fun water fights are??? Even those cheap little water guns; doesn’t have to be fancy. Leftover money would go to popsicles.

TexasDrunk ,

I prefer the little fake Nerf guns but same principle. You can get several and several darts for $15 and then you can do it in the house.

ArmoredThirteen ,

Fam sounds like you need to get out there and make this a reality. $15 is cheap compared to a good memory like this

kittenzrulz123 , (edited )

Buy a mini Blåhaj :3

TropicalDingdong ,

15$?

Register a domain name based on some hair brain fantasy for the year.

Then spend the year ideating and fantasizing about what might be while doing nothing.

Thats a whole year of value for 15 bucks.

mocha_lotsofmilk ,

This feels like a personal attack

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

You’re also fat.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

https://y.yarn.co/478580e9-0376-4a36-bbe2-d16b21d49411_text.gif

Empricorn ,

I… think we have different definitions of happiness, and drastically different ideas of the “the happiest we could be”.

GreatAlbatross ,
@GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk avatar

And eventually, 10 years and over £100 for a domain you’ll never use.
It’s me. Too many domains I have no idea what to do with.

Alice ,

A cheap pair of earbuds.

I lose and break them all the time, so I don’t buy nice ones, and I don’t get around to replacing them until I’m really desperate. I think it’s close to that time, because I tried to think of something that would make me happy right now, and my first thought was music

Gullible ,

Buy two and a half carrots. Or maybe a big potato! $15 doesn’t go far these days.

ChihuahuaOfDoom ,

You can buy like 15lbs of potatos or carrots.

Gullible ,

Lemmy and literal interpretations. Name a more iconic duo.

OsaErisXero ,

Peanut butter and chocolate, i don't unstand how this is a question, like 30 people know about Lemmy

ChihuahuaOfDoom ,

The best Reese’s are the holiday eggs, trees, pumpkins, etc. They have a better ratio of peanut butter to chocolate than regular peanut butter cups.

NoIWontPickAName ,

Reddit and literal interpretations

RvTV95XBeo ,

Lemmy and snarky references back to Reddit like that ex-girlfriend you’ve “totally moved on from”

Donjuanme ,

I would hold 5 owls.

Empricorn ,

Does it cost $3 to hold an owl? I did not know that…

Donjuanme ,

There was a really fun show I found… Let me get the name… “Joe and Katherine bargain holidays”, where they"vacation" on a “budget”, in the first (or second?) episode the go to an owl sanctuary, where they learn it’s 3$ (pounds) to hold an owl, Joe is flabbergasted by this and announces that he’s going to spend more money holding owls than on anything else in this episode, I think they started with 10 owls for 30 pounds, then asked to round it up to a dozen, then a bakers dozen. It actually looked like something I’d gladly spend money to do, and I would imagine it’s a pretty good cause.

The series is posted to YouTube, and if you haven’t seen “task master” I cannot recommend it highly enough. Joe and Katherine are on season 2. Save season 7 until you’ve seen enough of it to be comfortable with what’s going on, because it’s an amazing season (as they all are) but the cast is the least restrained in their antics.

Empricorn ,

Thanks, definitely going to check it out!

warm ,

Buy someone a gift.

Alice ,

That’s so sweet!

MacroCyclo ,

Why are you so sure the gift is for you?

warm ,

You gonna fight for it?

scytale ,

It’s so hot right now I’d probably spend it on ice cream and/or frozen custard. Then be in the bathroom an hour later because I’m lactose intolerant.

Dave ,
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

You’re not gonna grab some lactase pills with part of the cash, or spend that $15 on dairy free ice cream?

NoIWontPickAName ,

Did they stutter? The pain is part of the experience

TropicalDingdong ,

I’m gonna pay my $15 to watch.

NoIWontPickAName ,

This better not unlock something in me

ohlaph ,

I also choose watching the shitter.

coaxil ,

Acid!

agent_nycto ,

Same

ChihuahuaOfDoom ,

If you can get it for $5 a tab.

NoIWontPickAName ,

I could a few years back, it was a hell of a summer

sangriaferret ,

I don’t know what it goes for now but somehow the price of LSD stayed the same for at least 30 years.

motor_spirit ,

Ok weed was up top but this is more bang for the buck

I_am_10_squirrels ,

I don’t have any frame of reference for how much acid costs

Empricorn ,

“It’s one acid, Michael, how much could it cost? 10 dollars?”

veroxii ,

Suprisingly accurate

ExcursionInversion ,
@ExcursionInversion@lemmy.world avatar

Great value for the money with it. One ~$7-$10 hit will get you going for 8 hours. Can any other non rc drugs compete price wise?

MxRemy ,

Approximately ~7 different packs of Haldiram’s Minute Khana.

It’ll keep me going another week or so, and is (hopefully) a little healthier than ramen! Certainly more flavorful, at least

kakes ,

Give it to someone that needs it.

underwire212 ,

I need it

kakes ,

What for?

Infynis ,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

Weed

kakes ,

Aha, so I was right, you will give it to someone. >=3

jaybone ,

Had to check if you were also the top commentor.

ahal ,

To be happy

NoIWontPickAName ,

The other guy already said weed

Pyro ,

You might need it for your cekeday today!

kakes ,

Wtf its been a year?? What a wild ride!

Pyro ,

Ikr it feels like the API debacle just happened a couple of months ago

tiredofsametab ,

Is this in USD? Where would I be located?

Death_Equity ,

It is USD, but you are in Vietnam.

tiredofsametab ,

Generic answer would be food and a beer. Depending upon where in Viet Nam, there might be other things I want to do.

I was supposed to go there, reserved hotels, transport, etc. and then corona killed it. Would still love to go.

Alexstarfire ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a50802d6-74a0-44a1-b25f-de303e6138ef.gif

xilliah ,

San Fransisco

Or Boulder

tiredofsametab ,

I haven't been to SF in more than a decade at this point and I've never been to Boulder (I've only ever been to Colorado for a layover). I'm afraid I'll have to pass on that one.

xilliah ,

You could get a ham sandwich if you wait in queue. Or a coffee that tests you.

MyDogLovesMe ,

Literally? Buy some heroin.

Aftermath might not be so good though.

thefartographer ,

Should’ve invested in some teeth…

ryannathans ,

Pretty sure that’s meth, not heroin, where your oral health goes to shit because you stop making saliva

thefartographer ,

Oh yeah! I should do more drugs…

GreenPlasticSushiGrass ,

Do bags of heroin still go for $15? Apparently illegal street narcotics are inflation-proof!

Death_Equity ,

You know those machines that dispense stickers for quarters?

NoneYa ,

Yeah the ones at the Post Office, right?

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