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chalupapocalypse ,

An edible

A 40

A little Caesars pizza, crazy bread

AceFuzzLord ,

IDK, probably go to the import store near my house and pick up some white rabbit milk candies to start. Then spend the rest on cheap snacks at the dollar store. However much it left, if it’s just change, probably throw downtown where I live because I can guarantee some homeless drug addict might scramble to pick it up.

VinesNFluff ,
@VinesNFluff@pawb.social avatar

Put it towards a stupid sounding investment scheme that will turn those 15 into 5 within the month

I never had the income to do that. It sounds exciting. It’s like gambling except it’s considered classy instead of trashy.

Sterile_Technique ,
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

It’s like gambling except it’s considered classy instead of trashy.

Reddfugee42 ,

I’d spend it teaching people how to use a dollar sign

RGB3x3 ,

Putting it behind the number makes way more sense though, because you don’t read it as “dollar 15”

So I petition to make it okay to write “15$”

DeltaTangoLima ,
@DeltaTangoLima@reddrefuge.com avatar

I’d buy you a $15 book on critical thinking, so you could stop and consider that maybe not everyone is a native English speaker, and their syntax may vary.

Otherwise, you’re just making assumptions based on what someone has written. You know, like how many people might assume from your reply that you’re a massive dickhead. Just an assumption of course…

Reddfugee42 ,

That’s great but it’s still wrong.

stinerman ,
@stinerman@midwest.social avatar

Taco Bell most likely.

I_am_10_squirrels ,

One $15 hooker bot, or fifteen $1 hooker bots?

DemBoSain ,
@DemBoSain@midwest.social avatar

3 hands of blackjack.

ChillPenguin ,

Go to the zoo. See some owls.

irreticent ,
@irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

Go to the country. Eat a lot of peaches.

Crackhappy ,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

Millions of peaches?

JackGreenEarth ,

Peaches for me

Minarble ,

Peaches come in a can

Sir_Kevin ,
@Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

They were put there by a man.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

in a factory downtown

makeasnek , (edited )
@makeasnek@lemmy.ml avatar

Downvote me all you want but I’d buy $15 of Bitcoin then wait a few years. So far I have been immensely happy with every single one of my BTC purchases and I don’t think that’s going to change any time soon. Whatever amount I buy now will be the same % of the total supply (21 million coins) in 5 or 10 years time which is more than I can say about pretty much anything else.

Doxatek ,

I got scared and sold lol :(

ShittyBeatlesFCPres ,

Bitcoin isn’t destined to go up because supply is theoretically set. Demand could easily disappear and there could be a massive sell-off that puts more supply out there. It’s easy to imagine BTC mining being banned in a major country because it’s incompatible with carbon emission goals, raises electricity bills, puts pressure of electricity grids, facilitates money laundering, or any number of things. That would trigger a sell-off and unless some whale is capable of being the unofficial central bank, there’s nothing to stop it.

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    Alexstarfire ,

    He meant available supply, not total supply.

    VampiricClam ,

    3 tabs of acid

    ArmoredThirteen ,

    I want to know where to get $5 tabs damn

    Alexstarfire ,

    1978

    ghost_of_faso2 ,
    @ghost_of_faso2@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    https://lemmygrad.ml/pictrs/image/2a908a5a-eb31-4396-bd9c-0c441364903b.png

    blazera ,
    @blazera@lemmy.world avatar

    3 tomato plants

    RustyShackleford ,

    Buy $15 worth of Taco Bell.

    Godnroc ,
    • Convert it into 1,500 pennies
    • Fashion a slingshot from a balloon, tube, and some tape.
    • Have fun shooting cans, balloons, people, etc.
    Ragdoll_X ,
    @Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world avatar

    Buy Minecraft, which apparently is on sale for $14.99. It’s not quite as fun when all your friends have the official version and get to play together while you’re stuck with an - ahem - unofficial version.

    Lag ,

    On the topic of games, Stick Fight The Game is $5 on steam and I got it while drinking with a few friends. It was the most fun I’ve had in years. I also hop on randomly when I get a chance and it’s just as fun with random people.

    lud ,

    Stick flight is great!

    I got it at launch.

    psud ,

    How long would it take you to save $15 if you tried?

    Ragdoll_X ,
    @Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world avatar

    $15 is like 80 BRL and I don’t have a single cent to my name right now so…

    psud ,

    Well that sucks

    toastal ,

    For zero monies you & your friends could run VoxeLibre which has better performance characteristics. Microsoft doesn’t deserve your money or your user data, but I am sure VoxeLibre or Minetest wouldn’t mind a donation.

    lud ,

    Minecraft is still a really good game that still gets fairly large updates.

    toastal ,

    It’s being milked for Bedrock & there are dozens of free software alternatives with VoxeLibre being a standout

    lud ,

    Use java than 🤷

    Or use bedrock and ignore all the bullshit if you can.

    Are free versions even close to Minecraft in features, polish, and all that?

    I personally think that Minecraft is one of the best games you can buy for the fairly low price, community, multiplayer, etc.

    toastal ,

    They are more than complete/polished with multiplatform support, with healthy modding communites, & better performance since they aren’t built on Java. In the past your money went to the developers—now it goes to megacorp Microsoft with little done in terms of maintenance.

    lud ,

    Minecraft has gotten a lot of updates after Microsoft bought Mojang.

    I don’t personally mind paying a small amount for a good product that is constantly getting better after many years.

    Sure Java could have better performance but it’s rare that it matters much on modern computers.

    You do you but I don’t think paying for things is the end of the world.

    slacktoid ,
    @slacktoid@lemmy.ml avatar

    At that point play the free alternative and dont give your money to Microsoft. Do you love throwing your hard earned money at Microsoft?

    lud ,

    I just doubt that the free alternatives are as good and Minecraft is really cheap anyways.

    slacktoid ,
    @slacktoid@lemmy.ml avatar

    Have you tried the free alternatives? I guess to me its not the price alone its the principles of giving Microsoft money.

    lud ,

    But why would I really care if the money is going to Microsoft and Mojang if I’m getting a very good product?

    slacktoid ,
    @slacktoid@lemmy.ml avatar

    Cause they have a history of embrace, extend, and extinguish, and they have played a key role in enshittification of tech and internet.

    AFKBRBChocolate ,

    A decent sized package of medium quality chocolate.

    Fizz ,
    @Fizz@lemmy.nz avatar

    15 $1 dollar coins stashed around the house for me to stumble upon later.

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