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AndreyAsimow , to programmerhumor in Henlo! Meow can I help u?
@AndreyAsimow@lemmy.world avatar

Hello, kitty I.T.? I have a mouse problem.

President_Pyrus ,
@President_Pyrus@feddit.dk avatar

Bite its tail off!

ArmokGoB , to funny in Yeah, about that…

To the people saying that this is because of “laziness” or “lack of curiosity”:

I’m bombarded with so much information every day that it’s not feasible to fact-check it all. I have to pick my battles and take things I care less about at face value until I have a reason not to.

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

I’m bombarded with so much information every day that it’s not feasible to fact-check it all.

Source?

sour ,

Have you been on the internet? Source: personal experience.

Dude, you’re on a link aggregator right now, you can’t honestly think that you’re fact checking every post you read.

lordkuri ,

I think you missed the joke.

sour , (edited )

Very true. Well, probably not a bad thing to assume people are actually that dumb

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

Look, my username is dumbass, so its totally understandable.

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

Dude, you’re on a link aggregator right now

Source?

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

No, Lemmy. Source is a game engine, dude.

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

Wait, so this isn’t the left for dead 2 lobby?

Crashumbc ,

Your in Portal, this is a test.

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

Awww man, not again!

troglodytis ,

While I understand this, I definitely do not take things at face value. I take things I care less about with big grains of salt.

(I could take my travelers checks to a competing resort)

xilona ,

You are right, but that seem a “feature” and not a “bug”

iAvicenna , to lemmyshitpost in scrumptious
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  • how would you like your fish?
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Evotech , to programmerhumor in AI layoffs

Owners: with AI we can finally get rid of everyone

carpelbridgesyndrome , to programmer_humor in STOP DOING DEPENDENCY INJECTION

Why yes, I would like my stack traces to make no ffing sense! I’m so glad you asked.

Addition1291 , to science_memes in It definitely *was* a good idea though

For a fun prank, pour out a small drop of Nitroglycerin and smack it with a hammer to scare your friends. :^)

hydroptic OP ,

Ah, a fun little joke I can do with the nitroglycerin I definitely don’t have because that would probably be illegal

herrcaptain ,

Just develop a heart condition and they’ll straight up give it to you. Easy peasy.

Transporter_Room_3 ,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

Ha, jokes on YOU, I already have a heart condition!

Wait…

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

Alternatively, work in a hospital or on an ambulance. We’ve got loads of the shit

Chetzemoka ,

I was gonna say, actually thinking about pocketing the excess next time I pull some from the Omnicell to see if this works lol

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

I really want to put a couple bottles of tablets in a blender and see what happens haha

LemmyKnowsBest ,

Maybe it’ll be like the 4th of July in your kitchen. It’s worth a try. Make sure to video it and let us know how it turns out.

DrRatso ,

A tab of NTG is only 0.5mg, a drop of pure NTG (so around the size of the tab) would be in the ballpark of 125 mg, so the tablet contains very little NTG. Id wager a tiny pop if any.

LemmyKnowsBest , (edited )

As a bonus, if we already have a heart condition and an abundant supply of prescription nitroglycerin tabs, we can perform the aforementioned prank to give all our friends heart attacks too! 😄

BreadOven ,

Easy enough to make.

Carlo ,

For a really fun prank, coerce your friends into driving truckfuls of nitroglycerin hundreds of miles down a dodgy road through the jungle.

FluffyPotato ,

This triggered a lost memory of watching bootleg MacGyver with some friends while getting blackout drunk celebrating Estonian reindependence after the soviet occupation collapsed. It was in German (None of us spoke German) and he was also doing something with some nitroglycerin on a truck.

Carlo ,

Sounds like a great memory! Reminds me of watching Cheaper by the Dozen while the mortars walked toward us. Highly recommend watching Sorcerer, if you’re in the mood for some nitro-fueled tension.

random_character_a , to lemmyshitpost in gaming
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah. It’s all video games.

Nothing to do with years brutal bullying, social excommunication and schools “boys will be boys” attitude.

Etterra , to lemmyshitpost in acceptable screws

A lot of those wacky screws exist solely to keep people from randomly messing with them. You have to really go out of your way the get the right tool for the job, and that’s if there even is one.

Like the one-way screws holding together bathroom stalls.

HocEnimVeni , (edited )
@HocEnimVeni@lemmy.world avatar

Those screws can fuck right off. Almost every bathroom stall installed today uses a security torx tip.

Edit: Forgot to clarify, the one way slotted screws can fuck right off.

MIDItheKID ,

Yup, I’ve noticed that spanner screws (the two dots) are usually found on elevator control panels. There is no reason that somebody should be able to open those up with a Swiss army knife.

bl_r ,

It’s funny because I’ve opened those screws on something else using a bit of effort and the scissors on my swiss army knife.

shininghero , to funny in I'M SUCH A NICE BIRD

Lemme smash.

Anyolduser ,

No, Ron. Go find Becky.

shininghero ,

You wan... sum fuk?

Illecors , to funny in Da, am rabbit

I understand this is c/funny, but fsb is neither capable, nor organised enough to pull this off. It used to be when this joke has been come up with, but a few decades of corrupt alcoholism has all but left it disabled.

I guess all I’m saying this feels like it has alternative agenda to glorify russian crap, and those cunts do not deserve it.

funkless_eck ,

isn’t the message that the KGB torture people into false confessions, the FBI murder people first ask questions later and the CIA is kinda useless?

Illecors ,

That messager is also there, but the main idea I got from this was that fsb is the cool, funny, witty guy.

leftzero ,

How is torture supposed to be cool, funny, or witty in any way…?

Illecors ,

Not torture. The depiction of it.

Ookami38 ,

Definitely wasn’t the take away I got. It was much more “all 3 are useless in their own ways”. It honestly feels much more in the same vein as “in Soviet Russia we have the right to arm bears” kind of humor, than anything glorifying them to me.

livus ,
@livus@kbin.social avatar

Pretty sure it's a riff on this Joe Sacco comic from 1993 which has a much better punchline.

sukhmel ,

I’d expect both to be depictions of the same anecdote, Joe Sacco just did it with more artistic freedom

Norgur , to funny in Just hit it again

Where... is that power cord going?

hydroptic OP ,

Mordor

MrGerrit ,

In it’s Stinky Winky.

SinningStromgald ,

It’s a prehensile tail.

ThePantser ,
@ThePantser@lemmy.world avatar

That place the tubby custard comes out.

ciko22i3 , to lemmyshitpost in new adaptor just dropped
@ciko22i3@sopuli.xyz avatar

You could use it if you had another one with a female headphone jack. You could play your music to a speaker in another room if you have Ethernet in both rooms. Copper is copper.

EatSleepBatheRepeat ,

I’ve done this. I’ve made speaker wire to ethernet adaptors to connect speakers in a different room through the walls to an amp. Feels and probably is so wrong.

Ilovethebomb ,

It really depends how much power you put through the cable, ethernet is something like 0.2 mm2 per core. You’d definitely want to double up cores.

sethboy66 ,

Hell, 10/100base-t only uses four wires so you could run internet through a 4-pole 3.5; though YMMV depending on the particular 3.5mm's specs. I don't know if drivers would be a problem, but perhaps a 4-pole 3.5 to USB would be handy.

Easy AliExpress purchase

Inductor ,

While, as you said, both wires will conduct electricity just fine, they will have different AC impedance.

I would guess this wouldn’t make much of a difference if you go Audio->Ethernet->Audio, since sound is at fairly low frequencies. But Ethernet->Audio->Ethernet might have problems with really high data rates, like GiB/s.

FreshLight , to lemmyshitpost in Something we can all agree on!

ʇuǝɯɯoɔ sᴉɥʇ ɹoɟ pɹɐoqʎǝʞ uɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ ʎɯ ʇno pǝʇsnq I

SuckMyWang ,

I feel like I’m way more impressed by this than I should be, like you’re a wizard or something even though it’s probably just some simple prompt. I think it’s because you went to the effort to learn this, then it came up for the perfect use in this comment. Also im way too lazy to learn something like that so I think that’s part of why im so impressed. Anyway im on the internet so I thought I’d waste the time of anyone who’s reading this by typing some extra words. But I’ve genuinely never seen this before so it’s actually made a truely awful day much better.

FreshLight ,

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LukeMedia ,

I’m really tempted to make this an actual keyboard on my phone, and just have the corresponding letters in their normal place so I could still type quickly. That’d be a fun keyboard

swnt ,
@swnt@feddit.de avatar

Is there any such keyboard config for smartphones/laptops?

LukeMedia ,

I don’t imagine there’s a preset config, but it’s possible to make your own keyboard

homoludens , to programmerhumor in A classic

Two new files wouldn’t create a merge conflict though (unless they have the same name)?

jamkey ,

I think the idea is both are adding new files and also making changes to various files but his commits to the non-new files caused the conflict. Also, if both new files affect the same deliverable (like a DLL) then that could create a conflict in some cases (though I think that all depends on the build system).

joby ,

Git won’t let the second person push if their commit history doesn’t line up with the origin branch.

It should be trivial to do a git pull --rebase to move your new commit after the upstream version, but as far as I can tell, no one on my current project remembers this (or perhaps they’re using gui tools or something). Our log is full of “merge origin/main onto main”.

scubbo ,

God I fucking hate merge commits.

joby ,

I’m guessing you don’t mean commits that actually bring updates from a different branch in? I’m responsible for a bunch of commits that catch my feature branch up to main and a couple that bring my branches into main.

If we were working on the same project, what would you want to see for those? This is hosted on a private gh repo, but it’s a small shop and we were working on a tight deadline for an MVP release and were not using PRs for the stuff I was working on.

The boss (co-owner of the business) is the Sr dev on the project and until recently was the only sr dev in the whole shop. I actually don’t think he has experience with using git in a team context.

One of my other tasks is working on internal docs (which didn’t exist before I joined the team) that would include git best practices for branching strategies and commit messages, so I’m interested in what folks who have more experience than I do would like to see as I try to nudge the team practices.

Falmarri ,
@Falmarri@lemmy.world avatar

I’m guessing you don’t mean commits that actually bring updates from a different branch in?

No, fast-forward merges only

reverendsteveii ,

merge commits that catch my feature branches up to main

You’d be squashing those when you merge back down into main anyway, no?

scubbo ,

You’d hope so - and if one does, I have no concerns about whatever one chooses to do in the privacy of their own branch - but some people insist on directly merging to main (preserving two parallel histories), rather than squashing their change into a single commit. Savages ;)

MajorHavoc ,

Great question. I’m not the one you asked, but I can answer.

Yes, merge commits, though they get useful work done, cause challenges later. If you’re using GitHub you can actually disable the ‘merge commit’ pattern in the repository settings, under ‘branch protections’, and you’ll have a much nicer time moving code between branches in the future.

Since you’re working on patterns, if you’re using GitHub, here’s my best tip - it’s related but will also cause some other nice outcomes.

If you’re using GitHub, to get a much better branching experience, you can turn on branch protections on ‘main’ and specifically turn on ‘require linear history’. This will let GitHub know that you prioritize the quality of the history in ‘main’ over that of all other branches.

Related: If your team keeps a ‘develop’ branch, you’ll need to get rid of it at the same time as making this change. Using a ‘develop’ branch is not compatible with this setup. Code that used to merge to ‘develop’ should now merge to ‘main’ and git tags should be what indicates code is ready for production.

With these settings GitHub will nudge your team towards squashing and rebasing when merging, and operations to pull other people’s code into your branch will get dramatically easier. (Edit: You’ll start to see the keyword ‘fast-forward’ a lot more often, which is great.)

If you’re not using GitHub, you can still look for tools and setups to “require linear history” to get the same benefits.

scubbo ,

This Is The Way.

scubbo ,

I’m guessing you don’t mean commits that actually bring updates from a different branch in?

Yep, in part, I do. Say I’m working on feature which branched off from main. Time’s gone by, and there have been commits on both feature and main. I want to integrate (not I am very carefully not using the word merge!) the commits that exist on main into my feature branch so that I can use them. You can make a merge commit to do so, but there’s no point in doing so - a git pull --rebase will have the same effect (“My local branch contains both the changes from the upstream, then the changes that I myself have made ‘on top of’ them”) without requiring a merge commit.

But really, what one chooses to do in the privacy of one’s own branch is no concern of mine. I can advise and opine, but it doesn’t really affect me. What does affect me is when people insist on merging into main. That really irritates me, because it results in horrible tangled non-linear history like this. Ideally, the history of main should be a linear history of changes which each follow on from one another, and a commit and a change are in 1:1 correspondance:

  • the question “which commit is the parent of this one?” should have one answer, not potentially-multiple.
  • there is no value in seeing the development history of the change (all the random “bugfix”, “maybe this will work lol”, “correct typos” commits) in the history of main. They are maybe useful in the PR, but the change as seen in main should only contain the finished polished-up result.

GitHub’s confusingly named “Squash And Merge” (it’s a “merge” in the git merge sense, but it doesn’t create a Merge Commit! “Squash and commit” or “Squash and push” would be more accurate) results, I think, in the outcome - a single commit on the HEAD of the target branch containing the result of the change. And if that happens, then I don’t care if you’ve been pulling in changes from main to feature via Merge commits or (correctly IMO) via git pull --rebase - because, whatever you’ve done, your development history will be (correctly) invisible from the commit on main.

(I say “I think” there because I’ve only recently started using GitHub in a professional capacity. For the decade prior to this I worked at a Big Tech company which had its own in-house Code Review tools which - probably not by coincidence - aligned a lot more closely with how I think about how Git history should be structured)

______ ,

If you use vscode, try out the merge editor. It’s a lot clearer to me when the merge diffs are huge.

I would also say to check out the latest branch for each file you commit. If your file is file.tsx checkout file.tsx in the main branch to make sure you know what you’re changing.

scubbo ,

Thanks! I’ve been tinkering with VS Code (migrating from IntelliJ) recently - I’ve found that they’re at pretty-much feature parity. VS Code makes it much harder to attach a debugger (IME, though I might just not grok it yet), but is more customizable and a lot less of a memory-hog. I think I’m comfortable adopting it as my daily driver. And, as you say, any IDE’s Merge Editor is usually clearer than the equivalent direct from the CLI!

However, I wasn’t complaining about Merge Conflicts - I do dislike them, but they’re a necessary evil (well, until AI can resolve all conflicts itself :P ). Rather, I was complaining about Merge Commits. See my comment here for more context.

nicoweio ,

While we’re at it, I like to use –autostash in addition.

kameecoding ,

i have autostash set up as part of global config

squaresinger ,

Uuh, thanks for that hint! I’ve been using git over CLI for over 10 years now and never came across that flag.

tobimai ,

Sometimes git just hates you

regalia , to memes in No context

I have no idea what this is

FilthyShrooms ,

Good. Relish in your innocence

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Same. The only thing I know is that hole = something sexual.

Canonical ,

Grapefruit your man. Whooooiiisswhoiiiiishwhoiiiiish

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Just checked out her website and she offers live felatio classes with the “new Eggplant Technique.”

Honestly surprised she’s still in business lol

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